Hello My little minions. I feel girly and twirly today and ready to shop. fatmac I have yet to find out if that osmosis thingy we were talking about will get rid of the flouride. do a search on the item and see if you can find out for sure! I am going out of town next week for a little get away I will be back in just 5 days. A little bit business and little bit pleasure..I’m sure you are all dying to know what I’m doing and where I am going.but I prefer to remain mysterious.
Holy fuck. I want to scratch My eyes out. I just watched a man put a grapefruit up his ass. Yes, he was on his webcam and stuck an ENORMOUS grapefruit up his ass..it as like he was giving birth. WHY oh WHY did I look? I mean, I had to look but yet My stomach was churning. you freaks are such absolute MUTANTS some time! What the fuck?! So then I made him cut it in half and stick it up his ass and he was screaming that it was burning his butt. That made the entire presentation a bit more enjoyable. However, I am not convinced his pain wasn’t all an act..so those of you who have a grapefruit on hand, try it and report back.
toiletbrush! Get this in Large. Get this too.
More for toiletbrush. Buy Me hair color. I mix #2 and #16 because # is soo dark.
Buy three #2 and three #16. Get this asap!
I want this rug in 6ft NOW.
Shopping! I want this art! Chop chop!
4 wash clothes and also get 2 hand towels.
Update: toiletbrush get this NOW! I gotta have this shirt, it won’t ship til 9th but it must be MINE! Size Large
Get these sunglasses too.
Karaoke CD assignment for toiletbrush Add every song
All That Jazz, All that Jazz (Priddis Version), **I want both Versions of All That Jazz**, Funny Honey, Roxie, Dream a Little Dream (Mamma Cass Music Maestro Version), Mercy (Zoom Version), Warwick Avenue (Zoom Version), Syrup and Honey, Whatever Lola Wants (Music Maestro Version), You Know I’m No Good (Zoom Version), I put a spell on you (Sonique Easy Karaoke Version) Name the CDG “Amazon” and have it sent as quickly as possible.
$500 from gayson,$600 from paulo, $800 from the ukranian! I’m gonna try to update later tonight. Hang in there, suckas!
Mean posts always make Me big bucks! I just got $1500 from oliver twist and $400 from loopy for legs. hahahaha!
loopy it’s been FOREVER since your last donation. Here’s your reward for the $400 you sent–I’m posting your BIG FAT FUGLY MUG for the world to see! Yikes! How does your wife stomach snuggling up to that fleshy mound of fug?? you’re like King of Queens with a mustache and a furry ass chin. Christ, I hate fat guys with clefts in their chin. It always look like a real hairy fat droopy butt. you look so skeezy you make MY skin crawl. FOR REALS! hahahahaha!
***edit*** removed loopy’s photo because he bought it off MY site. lol!
So jackasses. There’s something THAT really pisses ME off. When you fuckers dink around and say you will buy something..and don’t..keep playing the “this in the basket?” game..and MY item sells out. It’s FUCKS like you who LOSE all your shopping privileges and are deprived anymore wardrobe shopping.which is FUCKING fine with Me.because I’d rather fucking take your cash and pay for new air conditioners, wood floors, vacations and go to the mall and actually TRY on what I am buying. Princess fan fucked around a few weeks ago..and got FUCKED out of $1,000 penalty for this SAME shenanigans. Then he is stupid enough to turn around and beg and beg to shop again.cuz shopping fucking turns him on.more than actually “FULFILLING MY desires for COLD HARD CASH”..how FUCKING SICK IS THAT??? So I kindly give him another chance..and what does he do?? Goes back to his “dinking” around and 2 items that were there a week ago when I FIRST demanded him to buy them.are now on 30 day back order. FUCK you. ( toiletbrush made up to ME for his mistake..so he has been removed from this shitlist. ) Now fucks like this are begging to shop again. Again I say. FUCK you. Even if you successfully buy 1200$’s and LIE about $300 ..you are NOTHING but a ZERO and LIAR in MY eyes. Why FUCK around with you pieces of shit.when I have good slaves like twinkie and vintage furfreak..who BUY..and SUCCESSFULLY buy ALL the items I demand the FIRST day I send the link?? So Princess fan, if you want to regain your shopping privileges.you will have to pay a $600 fee. Putting the same item in your bag every day for a week might give you wood, but it does NOTHING for ME. you are BEYOND pathetic. Good bye jackasses. I have real slaves to shop for ME.
Oh I haven’t updated Forevah! I do have to mention that sir gayson suckalot the lesser spent $500 because he gets his 3 inch weenie tied in a knot when I don’t report his tributes!
For the rest of you..it’s been so long it be impossible to report.
THE NEVER ENDING SHOPPING LIST
I still didn’t get this leopard skirt!! wtf!? BUY IT NOW! size 12 fulfilled by fatty
Leopard sash skirt size 12 fulfilled by twinkie
Top on ebay I want.
Ok so this drunk austrian keeps emailing Me and saying he is drunk and wants to chat with ME and shows ME the entry in MY journal where I last spoke to ME and he sent $500 and ran off. We run $800 worth of charges and keeps emailing he wants to chat and email is too slow. I give him MY number..he’s afraid to call. he keeps begging to chat..he doesn’t have yahoo.he doesn’t have aim. Then poof he’s gone. lol If you are reading this, (and I know you are) have a few more drinks and let’s do it again! I love how you are TOO fucking retarded to contact ME after you pay. What do you want? Me to magically install chat software on your computer for you? If only all MY slaves were such idiots! hahaha!
$100 from pvc tranny, $300 from pathetic wimp and $120 in amazon GC’s, $75 from some nutjob I didn’t talk to and twinkie sent $500 and spent around $300 shopping.
Zebra Skirt got to have!
Wanna buy Me a fetish dress for photos?? Check it out! Buy it before Saturday and you can get 15% off by using this code. 15WB15 Contact Me for size and color.
My toiletbrush spent $700 on Me today shopping! I got some sexy skirts from White House/Black Market, a ring, towels, another sexy nighty, $130 hair dryer, a diffuser, bathroom art and other goodies! I love a big shopping spree! douchey douchenozzle called to remind ME that he sent $1,000 that I forgot to mention. yeh..I guess it just slipped MY mind! hahaha Hurry up and get paid already! Send ME another $1,000. Promise I won’t forget this time!
Princess fan.you didn’t buy that shit fast enough and toiletbrush beat you to it! This is why you always lose your shopping privileges you skanky hole! you BETTER get you shopping done tomorrow.
Also got another $200 from fagarina, $300 from pedro, $600 from vintage furfreak and $400 from gayson.
UPDATE: Within 5 minutes of Me calling his home phone number and bellowing in his ear and him reading this entry with his knees knocking in fear, he magically pulled $1,000 out of his ass. Perhaps I will destroy him next time instead? Perhaps I will destroy him this time anyway???? It’s amazing how you bastards magically find money tucked neatly between your flabby ass cheeks when I go BERSERK on you!! DON’T PISS ME OFF! I do NOT ENJOY BEING ENRAGED and you will NOT enjoy the consequences of ME hitting that point. Believe Me, assholes. IT’s NOT sexy! you WILL REGRET it with every breath you take if I descend on your life in a fit of rage!!! you do NOT piss off Isis, Aphrodite, Hera, Freya and Athena.and you SURE in hell don’t piss off PRINCESS SIERRA!!!
PRINCESS fan you deranged fucking freak: I do not like you. you wasted MY time again without any intentions of paying. you absolutely LIED through your teeth. Me on the other hand, am NOT lying when I tell you this. I AM EXPOSING you to your mother. Maybe now, you will finally get the “help” you said you need. hahahaha! I will be sending her records of all the cash you have sent Me ..your emails and countless pathetic texts as well. you are a very sick bastard. I am SOO NOT playing with you liars! I am PRINCESS FRIGGIN SIERRA and I don’t fucking HAVE to deal with liars and bullshitters!! you waste MY time — I WASTE your life! I friggin LOATHE you right now. I want to hurt you so much MY fucking fingers are shaking in anticipation! And do you want to know how you can KNOW for a fact that I will do this?? Because you are no longer WORTH anything to ME. you are NO longer an asset. you are NOT worth the time and frustration. you are broke and trying to pretend you aren’t. So now you are completely DISPOSABLE. And THAT, My fat, friendless freak..is a VERY dangerous thing to be around ME.
Love and Lollipops, motherfucker.