Bad Mojo

Bad Mojo

Well, well.  russell the baboon has come out of the woodwork and sent $300.  he claims to have acquired a fatal skin disease.   If it’s true,  I’m sure it’s directly related to the fact that he has been hiding from his maker so long.  Really and truly My little minions, it is DANGEROUS to try to quit Me. Please do not try this at home!  BAD THINGS HAPPEN to guys who try to leave.  Lives just fall apart.  People die!  Pissing Me off is like inviting voodoo needles to pierce your existence.  It’s BAD MOJO, bitches!  This isn’t random, people.  you’ve been warned!!  So anyway, I took his $300 and watched him do coke on his cam.  he looked like total shit!  I feel like such a kind hospice volunteer. 

louzer sent $200, and a new french canadian slave I’ve named zit sent $300 and $300 from drunk tom.

Tomorrow we are taking off for our fun little cabin retreat. I’ll have the cell but won’t be on the computer until late sunday.  Be brave MY little slaves!

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Gone for the weekend

If you want to chat with GOD.you better do it tonight or tomorrow night.  Me and My girlfriend are spending Friday and Saturday night in a big cabin out in the boonies with 2 other girls.  I’m sure there will be wine, food and hot tubbing a plenty!

Those boots from LongTallySally’s are awesome.  They are beautiful. Soft, supple leather and go all the way to the knee and have a perfect sized heel and comfortable as a dream!  I will be wearing them TONS this winter! Unfortunately I got 2 pairs of them, since 2 slaves bought them.  Sooo..I’m going to send one pair back and exchange for another item!  I’m sure one of you boys’ dreams have been shattered.  I won’t say which guy is getting his pair exchanged.  you will just have to live your life wondering.are those my boots Princess is wearing..or some other man’s boots?? hahaha!  I’m sure it will haunt you.like a man’s who’s wife has been infidel and might be carrying another man’s baby.  Do you burn with shame and jealousy? LOLOL  Do you feel so used and dirty???

latexlover bought another pair of winter boots off MY amazon wishlist. I also got a little flat screen tv for My girlfriends bedroom as well as some other items off My wishlist.  fagarina’s $100 plus $100 gas card showed up today too.  louzer sent $100 and smalldick SD did $400.

Check out fagarina the fagafruitcake!  See that terrible corset and frilly panties.  One of you freaks bought it for Me without My approval.  WhatfuckingEVER!  Like I would wear that cheap ugly corset.  Like My boobs would fit in there! And those ridiculous panties? hahahahahahha Right!!  So I gave it to fagarina!

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Click to see fagarina!

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Everyone Bows to Princess!

Everyone Bows to Princess!

Hey freakies!  My not-a-lesbian-no-really-I’m-not-a-lesbian girl slave, Sharon came out of hiding yet again.  (Like she does every time I post new sexy photos.) hahaha!  I robbed her husband of $700 and he doesn’t even know it!   🙂  I’ll enjoy spending his money, Sharon..almost as much as you enjoyed diddling yourself over My photos..hahaha! Well probably not that much.  Sharon, you suck so much at being hetero!

I also got $500 out of that crazy arabian!  yiyiyiyiyyiyiyi!  $300 from terrance, $200 from the ukraine and plenty of online shopping!

Ok here’s a few more items I want.

Get this tall blazer in size UK14.
This tall leather jacket in size UK14.
Long tall sally top get Large in Red
Long tall sally 2in1 in black size Large
Victorias Secret Jacket Large in Grey
Blondie Tshirt XL

Get to them!!  I’m tired so that’s all of the update for tonight.

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I’m One BadAss Bitch!

I'm One BadAss Bitch!

CALLING ALL FREAKS! CALLING ALL FREAKS! MEMBERS ONLY GALLERY IS UP!

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Switched photos. I didn’t think that other one was very flattering. It will still be available for members only though. 

Update:  The wallet crunching has already begun. g from cleveland sent $2,000!  he doesn’t know why the hell he adores Me because he has a fetish for little flat-chested chicks.  Yeh, it doesn’t really what your type USED to be..none of you fuck-puddles can escape MY brainwashing.  pedro sent $400 and m-robot did $600!  hairlip sent a little $100 surprise donation after he saw the photos this morning.  How predictable of him. heehee

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Got a few pictures that turned out.  Not near as many as I wanted. 🙁  I’m gonna try to do a few more in the suit that Princess fan got Me)  This outfit was courtesy of Princess fan as well!  Oh wow!  I see a very drained wallet in your future, little boys!! HAHA!  Fullsized photos will be available to members. These look goooooooooooood FULL size.  BRAINS will BE MELTING in the next few days! I’ll be here to take advantage of the situation, of course.  FUCK! Look at ME!! I am such a TRUE ALPHA FEMALE!  I WAS BORN TO MOTHAFUCKIN RULE THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!

Back of the dress is pretty cool too!

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 Someone get these boots!  They are 19 inches long!  The tall boots Ive been looking for on amazon all have been around 15 which is fine if you are short beta being.  These just might go up to the knee like tall boots are suppose to!! Get them asap!

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cokehead alert!

cokehead alert!

Hi nutballs!  I’m just watching tivo’ed ghost hunters while some guy on his webcam snorts coke out of a high heel shoe.  So far I got $800 out of him.  Wow..he looks absolutely nuts!  he’s got on purple lingerie and a purple tie tied around his head like rambo, bright red lipstick and coke on his face and this crazy wild-eyed look.  I’m gonna try to get another $500 out of him before he putters out.  

 louzer just sent $300. See you are back louZer.tried to recover? How that work out for you?  haha!   Obviously, not so well, because here you are AGAIN!   I think you owe Me at least another $500 more because you have been MIA for so lon!  I also think you need to go to the costume store and get yourself a clearance  Queen sized fairy costume or something for your next photo debut.   They have all kinds of slutty plus-sized costumes..find one that is absolutely ridiculous! Get on it, louzer! 

smalldick sd did $400. he’s as boring as ever.

I seriously need to do some photos.  I’ve been sooo lazy!! If I don’t have a busy weekend, I’ll try to take a few photos in some of the hot new outfits I have gotten!  I know I promised some not long ago and it never panned out.  I moved an old couch in the basement and it sort of took up MY photo studio space.  I just need to move the couch to one side of room and set back My backdrop again.   I still haven’t taken photos in that super sexy vinyl rocker number Princess fan got Me and those crazy sexy shoes that went with it. I will be the Hotness in that thing!  Let’s see if I get it done..if not..you just live with the disappointment..again.  Perhaps this time, you will get lucky!

 tittyboy is having a bipolar breakdown. hahahahaha!  Funny! Always amusing when you fuckers go nutbars!

Oh those 2 tops you got for Me from LuckyBrand showed up today, hairlip.  I love them! 

Ok I’ll try to be around for phonecalls tomorrow afternoon and evening. Do not call before 11 a.m., assholes!

Still waiting for someone to get these hot ass high boots in size 10

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oliver twisted $2,000 tribute! :)

oliver twisted $2,000 tribute! :)

Hee hee guess who sent $2,000 ?  oliver twisted about shit his pants when he saw his address posted on MY journal and read comments from guys in his area all chomping on the bit to contact his wife and help expose him. hahahaha!   $1,000 donation from the twinkster.  Good ol’ twinkie. he’s as tried and true as he is pathetic. ha!   $200 cash showed up from fagarina.  Keep an eyeball out for your new pink frilly panty and corset set I sent you in the mail faggy. your gonna love it!  Photo opportunities for you, you little pansy!

 I got in a little fender bender so I’ve been busy with dealing with insurance, car rental and auto body shops.   Went to dinner with MY trainer tonight and went to a party this weekened..so I’ve been running around quite a lot lately.  I know I’ve been hard to get a hold of — guess you’ll have to try harder!    Deal with it, bitches!

I’ll be busy looking for more winter wardrobe items for you guys to buy.  Keep an eye out for them.

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Unroyal fool’s cash is here!

Unroyal fool's cash is here!

More shopping Opportunities. Winters here and I’m not even going to BOTHER unpacking My winters wardrobe..I think I’ll just make you all buy ME a new one!
This jacket in XL grey
Get this high boots in size 10
Someone get these shoes in size 11 They supposedly run small. Black leather
Update:  Fixed the link to the larger version of unroyal’s fool money shot.  Oh period just started.  I’m already feeling pissy angry for no apparent reason.  I want to lash out and hurt everybody!  your next, bitch! 

oliver twisted you owe ME $1,000. How DARE you call and promise it and not follow through!

Hey Looky what I can do!
oliver Peters Smith and your dear wife Petra
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Here’s some shopping I want done. 
Contact Me for sizes and shipping info!
Purple Cheetah Thermal hairlip
Guitar Tee hairlip
Kobe Military Jacket twinkie

Royal’s Fool Cash Showed up $1300.  his Queens are laughing all the way to the bank!!!!!!

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Here’s a few gifts I got.  Ed Hardy purse, shoes and a really expensive blow dryer.  I got tons of other gifts this week. I just have to make some time and take some pics of them!

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