Update: $500 cash and the cutest Princess lighter showed up from $$$pig today. So did MY new floor lamp, 2 sexy  bras and My hot little rockabilly green dress which fits like a dreeeeeam. Totally doing pictures in this baby.  Unfortunately I have to exchange the matching shrug for a different size and the belt that came with the dress is huge.  I will just wear a different belt, but the dress fits My every curve to perfection.

Yikes Maury Povich show called for an interview.  I wonder which idiot niteflirt moneydomme will take them up on the offer and have every whitetrash stripper in the USA putting up financial dominatrix websites? heehee  Before considering being a publicity whore and going on a tacky talkshow, think to yourself..do you really want 10,000 more wannabee hacks like you in the game?   Generous submissive men do not watch the Maury Povich show.  They are at work, earning a living.  Do you know who watches afternoon talkshows? YOU watch them.  Think about it.

This is like the third sleazy talkshow I’ve had call.   AS IF.

Here’s some of the goodies I got over the weekend. hairlip surprised ME by buying the Total Trainer off MY amazon wishlist, fatmac got My gf Her toaster oven, $300 from sissy tommikins and a pair of  $120 Harley Davidson boots (like I need another pair! haha), the cheesedick cheeseking sent $500,  $300 from this annoying italian who pays with amex but I forget his nickname, $50 from some yahooligan on yahoo, 2 $100 anonymous payments from 2 nobodies, and some other items were purchased off My amazon wishlist. 

Fuck it’s cold!!  I’ll update more tonight.

2.26.09 update
I didn’t feel like making a new entry, but thought I’d give a little update on the shopping stewey has  done tonight.  he got the pot rack, the clock,  an outdoor lamp  for the front door, and 2 overpriced outdoor lamps for the garage, Ed Hardy shoes, tooth whitener, towel rack, towel ring, bathroom shelf, toilet paper holder, another $200 worth of cash, not to mention the stuff he bought earlier.  Way to go stewey, you shriveled dick freak O’ nature!  stewey was pretty drunk and sleep deprived, he probably won’t even remember what he spent until he reads this in the morning!  teehee!  SURPRISE!!

Remember boys and girls: you too can buy ME goodies off  MY amazon wishlist .  REJOICE!

screwy stewey is out and about again!!  Check out the cute little outfit he got Me. Totally perfect for a cheesecake photo shoot.  he got the dress and shrug.  he also bought a porch lamp and some Ed Hardy earrings off  MY amazon wishlist and about $250 of online tributes.  Who bought the work-out CD’s?   I also need 2 outdoor lights for outside the garage.  Get em.  I’ll be updating MY amazon wishlist some more.  

OOh I put up MY new custom vertical blinds that go to MY back patio. They look so awesome!  My girlfriend’s rainboots showed up today. They are cute.  I’ll probably get them to her tomorrow.   amsterdam ham sent $600 about an hour ago and I just now got $300 from wolfie.  hmmm slow day!   Come on you skanky ass, butt jockeys!!  Get to clicking MY pay buttons!  I promise you, it will be TONS OF FUN…for ME, that is!

chillyballs..those earrings showed up today. I WUV them! Sparkle-laaaay!

Here’s some of MY lootings for the weekend.  $600 from chillyballs, plus a pretty pair 1/2 ct diamond earrings, these funky rainboots for MY girlfriend and MY $100 hair masque,  $180 floor lamp from twinkie, $300 from a new called gremlin, $525 from vaseline freak, someone bought these leather arm buckle gloves but I don’t know who and the unroyal fool has borrowed money from his family and is sending yet another $2,000 in the mail! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I told him this evening that ME and MY sister will BLOW through his money as he BLOWS the slimy dicks of strangers’.  It sure must BLOW to be the unroyal fool.

Tomorrow I have some errands to run –I have to go to the tailor and have some jackets and a leather skirt altered.  I’ll have MY cellphone for those of you who can manage to make it worth MY time to talk to you.  OOooh MY dining room chandelier is here. I can NOT wait to get it installed!  I’m on another redecorating, remodeling kick.finishing up the the things I didn’t get done on MY last kick.   Next project is the master bathroom.  I still haven’t gotten that gorgeous vanity light installed, I need to paint and possibly replace the cabinets in there first.  Oh soo many plans, so little time.  Oh well!

 Just a few shots of gifts I have received. Click for full-size.

 Xbox 360 from vaseline freak

 Sony TV from vaseline freak

  $500 from $$$pay, $1,000 from unroyal fool, and $1400 Pottery Barn GC’s from vaseline freak

 Awesome blowdryer and diffuser from hairlip and suntan lotion from amsterdam ham

  Cute rainboots and converse sneakers from hairlip

he also did a video of him singing “You lost that loving feeling.”  heehee Hysterical!

Somebody buy this sneakers for ME.  It takes a bit for them to load.  I had the wrong link up yesterday..I want the low tops NOT the high tops..so hurry the fuck up and somebody purchase them stat!  purchased by fatmac

 wolfie sent ME his social security # and bought ME that superDdooper  dining room chandelier! clap clap clap! Way to go, dumdum! 

$300 from army guy on yahoo, $600 from vintage furfreak and $200 from twinkie. 

Me and MY girlfriend are going on our big annual Valentine’s date.  Guess what, un-loved, un-valentined and un-royal fool?  We are using your cash!  I’m gonna get the HUGEST lobster they have.  We got stuck with reeal late reservations though.9:30. 🙁   I booked them 2 weeks in advance and that wasn’t long enough to get a decent dinner hour. .sigh. Well U.R.F, I’m sure your eyes have big hearts in them now! heeeheee!  Unroyal fool..U.R.F. is your initials. URF even sounds ridiculously retarded..kinda like you!

 I decided I’m bringing back the banana clip.  It’s probably pretty tacky to wear banana clips now adays huh?  I don’t care, I found one big enough to fit MY thick hair in it, and I’m officially ROCKING a banana clip.  God Bless the banana clip. It’s ONLY the bestest invention EVER!  I got this huge ass fluffy, super long pony tail with this thing.  Princess, step away from the banana clip..NEVER!! NEVER I SAY!

 SEND your SWEET-HEART CASH and I’ll Break your ♥Heart♥ for Valentine’s Day!!

Ooh The UPS guy left a BIG pile of stuff on MY porch.  First I got the Sony 26″ tv for one of the bedrooms, an Xbox 360, another Bluetooth from vaseline freak.   Oh and guess what else vaseline freak got raped for? $1400 GC’s from PotteryBarn!  I think I’m going to use it towards a sofa. yaaaaaaaaaay!  Well anyway, the vaseline freak is still trying to prove that he can turn over a new leaf.  he’s going to be the vaseline freak blowup doll.  I am making him buy a ring gag to keep his mouth open for hours on end like the world’s ugliest blow-up doll and then I’m going to “blow him up” with an inflatable butt plug.  I’m going to make him pump that fucker like 40 times. When I’m through with him, he’s going to look like a Thanksgiving parade balloon!  he doesn’t get to stop pumping  until the butt plug gets so big it EXPLODES in his ass.  This fucker has such a long history of lieing and cheating and slutting around with many Mistresses, I could care what happens to him.  he has fetish for having his mouth stuffed full of vaseline and then to be forced to eat it!  Sure! That dumb ass can eat a whole jar a day. Petroleum jelly can’t be good for your stomach and bowels.  I say, let’s lube up that sorry ass pervert’s belly and intestines with gallons of petroleum jelly day after day and see what the fuck happens.

10 SUPER Crispy 100 dollar bills arrived from the unfabulous unroyal fool.  There’s nothing quite as nice  as ripping open an envelope chock full of brand new $100 bills.   I’ll take pics tonight or tomorrow.

Ok sooo as I said I think I’m going to use MY pottery barn GCs for a sofa.but I MUST have this too!!!  SOMEBODY purchase this ASAP!  I want this for over MY kitchen table NOW.  It’s soo funky!  Update:  Yay! wolfie bought My chandelier.

My new $$$pig who sent ME over $1500 recently sent ME his photo because he was all proud that he completed the 26.2 mile marathon at 62 years old.  Hurray for $$$pig.  I just made you famous.  So when are ya sending Me another $500 in the mail???

fagarina ordered his new valentine’s day outfit and lost $200 oh and that pathetic arabian coughed up $500!

Note to toiletbrush: you owe ME $500 RIGHT FUCKING NOW! 

Yipes!  There is a freaky wind storm going on right now! 

vaseline freak is trying to convince Me that he can change his slutty, dishonest, disloyal ways.  he started by buy spending $750 shopping for Me today and sent $100 cash.  I will continue to rape his credit cards and make him suffer for his past transgressions but he has a LONG way to go to prove that he can be MY slave again.  old guy george did $1,000 again today!!   This guy is total no maintenance.  I write him an email telling him to send ME a tribute. he writes back “link, please”.  I write back “kewl, fool!”  he sends back ” hi. just did the payment ENJOY! regards George”.  And that’s the end!  Month or two later, it happens all over again!  Oh it’s just sooo dreamy.  I wish I had like 1,000 old guy george slaves. 

pedro sent $300 of amazon GC’s today.  I’ll have to go add some stuff to MY wishlist and do some shopping.  $100 from yona who still owes ME another $200.

Oh put those tampax in your man-holes. I’m on MY second day and it’s a crampy, bitchy period.  So you will ALL suffer!!  This weekend I had a lot of frustration over some ceiling fans.  I received these  ceiling fans like months ago and just now got to having them installed.  The  Minka Aire fan is fucking awesome!  It’s so quiet, can go super fast and not make a friggin sound and has a groovy dimmer lamp and looks very modern and chic.  Now the hunter fan was fucking broken in the box. But not broken in a way that you would you know that it is.  This fucking remote control fan had like 25 different wires in it!  So after hours and hours of installing and reinstalling and thinking something must be loose or wired wrong, the installer decided that it was broken because it did nothing but make a crazy clicking sound.   Soo he  put in the Hampton Bay fan which was modern and cool looking but it had a LEO bulb in it which was fucking pathetic!!!  It put off NO light whatsoever !!  It’s like having a glow worm hanging from MY ceiling of MY den! GRRRR!   All this ceiling fan drama took place the day before MY period and I literally was ready to tear heads off.  Anywhoo, I can return the Hampton bay fan because I have the receipt, but I haven’t a clue who got the broken Hunter fan, so I’m just going to throw $200 into the garbage.   I think Im going to go look for another Minka Aire because I was really impressed by that fan.  Somebody will be buying it soon because I can barely see in this light!  I’ll be spending the evening watching Lost and shopping online.  Piss off, freaks!