Princess fan finally did  $1,000. his first $1,00 tribute.   This is the most monumental achievement of his pathetic life.  One of the french guys..(but I forget his nickname right now).sent $800, even after he told ME in the beginning he could only afford $200.  Umm yeah, bitch!  Whatever you fucks offer, I always manage to manipulate MORE out of you. toejamjam did $450 today and got eat almost an entire shaker of salt today as his reward. Yay! Fun fun fun!

Somebody get ME these boots! Priority Item Get size 10 (waaah they arent available in 10!  senor doggy was going to buy. I emailed the store to see if they will be available soon because I really like them)

Somebody get Me these boots too! Size 10 in black

Few other things  I’d like

Another leather jacket size 12

toiletbrush, get that order at Gap through! I want those items quickly!

Oh I forgot to mention that ali mcLoser the irish mcFucktard sent $300.

fagarina and vaseline freak–BFF’s forever.  I’m totally going to make them get one of those little heart necklaces where each gets half of the heart.  Do you think if you stick a dildo on a pogo stick that they could pogo with a dildo in their ass?  Hmm..will have to have one of them experiment and find out.

Hi My little dog-droppings!  Guess who’s back? toiletbrush ..he dropped $500 and I’m sure there is more coming from him!  sharon MY closet-case lesbian slavegirl forked over $1,000 of her hardworking hubby’s cash tonight!  Always a pleasure toying with My “un-lesbian” slave-ette and her unsuspecting, E.D. suffering, propecia popping husband. twinkie did $800 and will be doing more shopping for Me this week.  pedro lost $300.  fagarina sent $200 by mail but his tiny friend eenie teenie peenie called ME and offered fagarina’s credit card and I burned through another $250.  fagarina and vaseline freak are becoming BFF’s!  Ain’t that precious? They were  talking to each other on phone, playing silly reindeer games and being pervy little sissy sisters.

I’ve been on My redecorating mission!  It’s really quite consuming!  I finally chose My master bathroom’s cabinets today and ordered them. They should be here in about 30 days.  I’m still looking at counter tops and should have that ordered by the end of the week.  I am looking for a matching 48″ framed mirror for the bathroom too.  It’s turning out to be harder to find then one would have thought.  I chose flooring, new tub and tiles but still have to pick out the border tiles for the shower as well as find the perfect shower set.  hairlip, I returned that shower set you got Me, because I didn’t like it and I decided to go with oiled bronze instead.  There will be some money showing up back in your account from the return..you can compensate Me later.

Tons of shopping opportunity’s are coming up! I want LOTS of new fall clothing!  I’m tossing all MY old shit..I want EVERYTHING NEW!!  I am also decorating the smaller bathroom next and I need a new cabinet or perhaps a secretary desk for MY den because I’m doing away with this older table.  Shop Shop Shop and wish you could pop, slimeballs!!!

I’m still Diet Pepsi free.  I got over the addiction phase and now I’m not really fiending for it.  Yay for Me.

Ok boys..I’m back to googling future prezzies!

Well, I’ve given up Diet Pepsi! I’m not sure how long it will last but I’ve been at it for about a week and a half. I’ve been drinking 2-4  Diet Pepsi’s every day of My life for the last 15 years!  The first 4 days I thought I was going to die.but I made it through.   It seems it has curbed MY appetite for the time being and I’m not having as much cravings.  At this point I’m not really sure if, it could just be all in MY head. We shall see.   I’m definitely drinking TONS more water than usual and seem to be far more thirsty than usual. I wonder why?

Heehee This is kind of funny and kind of annoying at the same time.  senor doggy and his tiny sidekick between his legs, el pequeno are in Europe right now on a business trip.  I let them see ME on webcam and forced them to get all drunk  on hotel mini bar alcohol and raped the dopey duo out of $500. They had just agreed to send another $500, when in his drunken stupor, senor doggy spilled booze down his keyboard.  I could tell he wasn’t faking because I watched him hit keys and they were all typing the wrong letter.  he promised to compensate Me in the next day or so.and I know he will because he has always paid what he promised.  Unfortunately for him, he is on an important LONG business trip without his work laptop because of widdle ol’ Me. heehee  he was so upset that he lost his erection and didn’t get to piddle as I had promised him.

lololol  Not getting MY $500 in a timely manner, was almost worth seeing his tragically sad and stressed face on cam. hahahahaha !

vaseline freak, I know I promised I would talk more to you the other day, but us girls got preoccupied..text Me again this week and maybe I can squeeze you in..if there is absolutely nothing better to do.

tittyboy has taken one giant leap for freak-kind. he has been ordered to sell ALL his man-clothes on ebay and can ONLY wear women’s clothing. If he is obedient and not as annoying as usual, I will let him wear more butch women’s clothing to school and work.if he annoys ME.(and  he usually does) he will be wearing skinny jeans and tube tops.  What’s it gonna be, he-she-beast?

hahaha unroyal fool claims to have gotten a girlfriend..but I don’t really believe it.  he’s absolutely FUGGERIFIC. I sent him a mondo nasty-gram and now he is sending $1,400 !  WE are laughing SO hard at you!

My couch got here.courtesy of vaseline freak’s Pottery Barn gift cards.  .

Speaking of  vaseline freak, he just got a bonus for $740 . he didn’t tell his wife about and gave it ALL to ME!  🙂

Gucci Problems. Well, I decided the Gucci bag I want is this one and costs $2,100.. much more than the other one.  Loser says he can’t afford that one. Whatever..sell your fucking car, mortgage your home, pawn your entertainment center.  GET ME THE SHIT, bitches!

Buy My Purse

I’m going to see if I can find a department store that sells that purse and get him to apply for store credit.  Really boys.a man can only measure his worth by the  amount of credit card debit he has accumulated for PRINCESS.  you CAN’T  EVER be too much in debt if it all went to Princess.  Yeh baby, show Me how BIG your credit debt is.how deep you can PLUNGE your credit..show me how FAR you can max those cards and I’ll be screaming MORE! MORE! OH GAWD! YES BUY ME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaahaha

Smaller Shopping Opportunities

Converter dress size L in Black

hairlip get this hair stuff

 Need more hair color too.  3 of each color #2 and #16

I got a new slavey who sent $1,100 on his first day.  he begged to be called Sierrasboy.  Tonight he and I are going to call Gucci and he’s gonna buy Me a $1,300 purse.  Aren’t I a fun date?  latex lover celebrated My homecoming by dropping $1,400.

 Vacation was fun but not as crazy as last time.  I didn’t drink near as much this time.  Went a on 2 hour jetski tour from hell!  Holy Fuck! The water was crazy and rough.  Everyone was petrified.  My ass has a huge bruise on it from sliding all over that jetski and My body was cramped from holding on for dear life.  My eyes burned for 2 days from salt water and the ocean was so rough you could hardly see where the hell you were going.  The pinnacle of the jetski tour de horror is when we got to see 5 dolphin fins.  oooooooooh.. woo to the hoo..   Of course lesbians are generally all NUTS for dolphins.  Dolphins, kittens, salamanders..they can’t get enough of them..they all grab their cameras and ooh and ahh a lot.  Me.I just wanted some frickin fish n chips I had been out at sea for 2 hours!    NEVER again.   I ain’t snorkeling. I ain’t riding no jet ski or ziplining or doing anything that requires goggles or safety helmet ever again when I’m on vacation.   Oh and WHY the fuck do they have Women Only functions at the end of the season when its SOOo fucking hot and humid!?!!?  I can’t take humidity. Despite my bitching, I had fun and met a few really cool new chicks but I really can’t handle extreme humidity. I’m a motha fuckin delicate flower.   hairlip also sent cash and paid for a few good seafood meals.  We had a very romantic dinner one night and I got the seafood trio and a fine bottle of wine. Yummy yummy hairlip.  I expect you sat at home by yourself with a generic brand chicken pot pie. heehee  oooh I got the hottest tiger print bikini from senor froggy.  Gives Me some perfect boobage!  Too bad you don’t get to see it.  SUCKA!

Hi fucktards! Back from Vacation.  I’ll update later when I have more time..all the freaks are out tonight and begging for crumbs.