Update: uncle pigfucker sent $500, spent $450 at VS and bought $100 boots.
Buy Me the Wii and Wii Fit and you get a free gift certificate for $50 for Me!

OMG I was like the most nicest Princess in the Whole Wide World today. First I took a picture of Me wearing screwy stewey’s brand new leather jacket and also shipped his bra out to him PLUS an older more worn “bonus” bra to him all the way to the UK! While I was at it, baboon who has dibs on one of the thongs , will finally be receiving the bra I promised him a year ago plus the monkey hat and a huge blow up monkey. baboon sent $300 plus $700 I forgot to mention earlier. he will be paying for his thong asap.
hairlip bought more goodies from My amazon wishlist and renewed MY subscription to Netflix for another year. fagarina got buttfucked outta $300 and is sending $200 in the mail. Poor little senor doggy. he bought those super awesome boots for Me but they ran totally small so I made him by the size larger and I sent back the first pair. Even though I requested that they be refunded to the purchaser, Amazon sent Me a gift certificate for it. I didn’t cash the gift certificate, instead I notified senor froggy about it and told him that he could email them and have them cancel the gift certificate and refund him instead..but also left the option open of keeping it Myself. Wasn’t that nice of Me? After a little reflection he agreed that it would be a wonderful idea for Me to keep his refund. I think he is gonna buy one of the thongs too. he hasn’t quite agreed on it yet.but..I have a funny feeling he will. teehee
fatty, report to do duty. I have a shopping assignment for your broke ass. It’s so cheap even a big fat bubba of blubba like you can afford it.
oliver..I know you are reading this. p.s. you owe ME $500
Floor tile is down. he grouts everything monday then puts in My cabinets!
mrobot fucking activate!!!