$300 from russell the baboon and $300 from frenchie who’s been hiding. Both performed atrocious acts on their webcams. frenchie was especially amusing. russell’s performance sucked as usual. russell has the big time hots for fratboy. I need to get those 2 together for phonesex. toiletbrush got ME some steaks like I wanted! he spent like $110 plus shipping at Omaha. I could use another $200 order though. Peaceful quiet day Wow..I’ve been bragging a lot lately.must be cuz I got so much to brag about? heehee
Well, we ALL knew that already.

Oh My god. I just made these really yummy curry seafood crepes. you dont know how fucking rare this is. I never cook beyond tuna sandwich. Someone has to do it for Me. When I do manage to try a recipe, when I’m really desperate for good food and nobody is around to wait on ME, the meal ALWAYS fails miserably. These weren’t only edible, they were damned right tasty. My mother was floored. When Her visit is over, I’ll have a man cooking for Me again. I really need to nab Me a submissive chef. None of MY guys are really good cooks, but they are damned handy on the grill. …………. Well I think My domestic moment is over.
I had to go to the fridge in the garage and get MY own low carb beer last night!

I just got another $1100 out of beerboy joe! I can’t believe his creditcard company!! he maxxed this other card like a week ago and they let him go over $1100 on one card! We’re trying for another $300 as we speak. I didn’t know they just raised limits on maxxed cards like that! But I like it! Here’s beerboy posing with the cards I killed!
3:52 a.m. he got another $300 through!
4:30 a.m. Phew..still at it.and I’m Pooped! Got another $300 gc from him which I haven’t officially received yet and a pending $500 on his debit card.should know tomorrow.
Bringing us to the Grand Total of $3,700!

Update!
I was bitching earlier today because it was a slow moneyday–but guess I spoke too soon! beerboy joe called at 2:00 a.m. all boozed up from Harley Fest. he had gotten a new creditcard with a mere $1500 limit on it. We had applied for it months ago and they just decided to give it to him. I got the ENTIRE thing! 🙂 Maxed that fucker out the SAME day it came in the mail!
What a perfect end to a perfect day for the Perfect Princess!

Got the mirror I wanted for MY guestroom yesterday! Love it! It went soo good in there!

The ukranian ordered it like a month ago and shipping took FOREVER! Very pleased with it.
Lol I got a $150 tempur pedic pillow. Heehee it better be worth it. I think I want the tempur pedic mattress as well. My mom and Her girlfriend swear by them. Looks like you guys have another big shopping project coming up.  pornpie freak did his usual $300 and terrance contributed $200. gertie spent $266 Amazon shopping.

The foreign freak sent his $500 as planned! Way to go, abu! Spent the day with mom. She’s asleep. They dragged ME to the damned eddie bauer and jcrew outlet store like they do every time they visit. Most of the stuff there is sooo boring. Had a fun day though. Oh I also got My diet goodies from fatmac and toiletbrush today. They weren’t half bad! New curtains for the den came and amsterdam ham donated $300 just a bit ago. I was only online a short time today.probably won’t be on too much tomorrow til after MY company goes to bed. hi-dee-ho

Foreign freaks disgusting face.

Well, beerboy joe paid the minimum on his 2 credit cards. It seems that if he pays his minimum they give him a bit more credit. he sent in $80 for each card which was completely maxed and I managed to squeeze out $725 out of the 2 cards tonight! I got a brand new italian slave. he has never paid a Mistress in his life. I think I might have fun with this one. he’s one of those big crybabies. “Oh Princess, i am a kind man, but a poor man..please don’t ruin my pathetic life.” haha that talk always cracks ME up. he has really bad english and keeps saying, “my life isn’t so good. i’m a very sad man.” hahahaha! Well this very sad italian lost $300 smack-a-ronies and I plan to take a lot more from him. I need to mediate over the perfect nickname for him.

Mom and Her partner are coming to visit for a few days. Have to prepare that for that. They are both low maintenance guests so it’s no big deal. Mom is so much fun.
Oh Mah gawd that annoying bunny will not fucking go into the fucking trap–it’s pissing ME off. I have a female friend who keeps begging ME not to kill the bunny.but She’s going to be VERY disappointed. It’s SOOOOOO dead. It has destroyed MORE water plants.Why doesn’t it go eat a weed or something?? I think I’m going to Kill Da Wabbit Myself!

Love ME!

Well I got the coffee table I wanted purchased from lawnmowerman. Wasn’t quite as rustic as I wanted, but it had hinges like I wanted. It was a lot more difficult to find a table with hinges than I thought. We are removing the handles and replacing them with these chunky medieval type that I liked. Matched the rest of the furniture too. On the table is a celtic chess game that twinkie got ME and the $1,000 minus $100 I received in My POBOX on saturday! easy sent $300. $200 of it is in the photo–the other $100 was in 20’s which I don’t like to photograph. (plus I spent it out shopping that day.) $500 is from western union sissyboy freak. Woohoo! That was a high for you this month. $200 from a footboy in Louisiana who had promised to send the money to MY pobox but I never really trusted he would. Good for you. Princess like wormboys who stick to their word. Friday night pornpie freak sent his usual $300 and saturday night when I got back from My evening out a very intoxicated drunk bastard carl called in a haze and lost $300.

Talked to My mom on the phone today and She too is loving Her little Roomba. Spent most of today (sunday) swimming, puttering around in the sun and watching lawnmowerman trim hedges, clean up My flower beds and scrub the deck. It was a good day besides the fact that I have a fucking mosquito bite on My forehead.

Just made this advice page. Might be fun if you guys keep it interesting. you don’t have to sign up to post.just go in as anonymous but put your nickname in the subject line. That will help keep things straight. Keep it entertaining and I will keep it up. But usually you dorks screw up anything interactive by either pissng Me off or being bores.

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