cash from israel?

How fucking wild. I just got an anonymous $300 donation from israel. Guys over there are usually worthless.

Oh here are some of the result of MY D-day assignment.
The Essays.

russell you fucking sack of shit.your essay is only 200 words!
Now you owe ME 1000 word essay and a dollar for every word you fucking CHEATED on. $300 in MY pocket, pronto!

Get out that card you hawk-nosed rubbermothafuckah! START WRITING!

I’m on MY second day of MY period! you all know what that means, bastards!!
NO FUCKING MERCY!

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BANGING all you FUCKING BITCHES!

Yeah I’m pissed and ready to kick ass and bang the bottoms out of those creditcards! toiletbrush sent $925 and still owes $2,000 for a begger’s fee. he is NOT accepted back. he’s just paying like the fucking BITCH he is. he’s paying to BEG. $200 from drunk tom. he just sent the money and disappeared. Thank fucking gawd, cuz I hate talking to that mother fucker. $100 from tormented, $500 from twinkie, 100 from fatmac for being male and $500 from amsterdam ham. I feel like a BITCH on wheels. deryck, you fagbastard! I know you got cash. Drop that donation before I fucking put MY sites on your head next.

All you subhuman male-turdthings have been given an assignment to write a 500 word essay entitled, “Why I am embarrassed to be male.” Email ME to it and the best ones will be posted. you are all be punished for toiletbrush’s offense.

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toiletbrush falling from grace

After over 3 years of servitude, toiletbrush has been caught in a huge story of deceit, lies and betrayal. he is NO longer My property. I will keep his journals up as a monument to the great hypocrisy of men. When you read his pages of drivel–it reinforces the fact that I AM TRULY ENLIGHTENED. men are indeed NOTHING but subhuman shitpiles who deserve NEITHER kindess or respect. ALL of you are NOTHING. I will continue to punish you manturds for fucking existing, for fouling the air with your male stench, for sucking up MY oxygen. If you think I was a bitch before?? Oh you sad little bastards haven’t seen anything yet.

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Video News Report!

Princess VIDEO News Report!
The sound is totally screwy cuz I couldn’t find MY little professional mic that clips to My shirt. 🙁 Light also casts funny shadows on My face but this clip is a MUST SEE!!

Full-sizedversion should be available soon for members.


Here’s another one
for Members Only.

you MUST have Real Media Player to view. Oh easy, I made a special one for you..but it’s gonna costya.

I was really hard to get a hold of this weekend. Those of you who called saturday and sunday.try monday afternoon or evening.

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pornpie is lame

Well, pornpie freak was just too annoying last night. Look who has a new friend.
he sent his little $300 as usual. ho hum. fat mac did a little odd shopping for Me and is sending Veronica another $100 to pay for some school supplies. silly bitch russell the baboon sent another $200. twinkie spent $500 for one of those heat foam mattress toppers. he couldn’t afford the entire mattress and you little fuckers don’t seem too excited about buying ME MY mattress. I’m going to try this thing for a tester cuz I was sick of fucking waiting! If I like it, I will still demand the mattress and will put this in one of the guest rooms. I still have some GC’s to use towards it,too.

I’ve been busy working on another project!

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