fagarina the tampon clip!

Oh remember that forum board I was telling you dumbfucks about? We’re almost done putting it all together.
We’re opening up the website in a few days.(Monday I believe) I’ll be moderating the Punishment/Humiliation board. There’s like 30 Mistresses all founding this website.it should be a lot of fun. I usually don’t spend much times on boards but I plan on partipating on this one. I’ll link it when it’s opened. I expect My slavies who partipate on these boards to be shining examples of what a sub pigslave should be.
Haha. Remember that guy I told you about who wrote that pathetic letter? The one with the creepy voice. Well now I make him talk in this crazy voice that sounds like bullwinkle on speed. It’s really fucking hysterical and annoys ME a lot less. I have officially renamed him barfbaby poopoo. he’s a spazz. Send ME $200 more barfbaby poopoo! Pronto you vomitous diaper-wearing freak of fuggin’ nature!

I’m watching some documentary on crop-circles. I’ll update later.

Oh woes Me. I’m so fucking tired. It’s been a crazy busy evening. Phone rang constantly.
beerboyjoe called and lost $850

Ain’t he a vile lard ass?? I can’t believe that fucker comes back for more after the shit I do to him.

mister urban.DO NOT fucking call ME without contributing $400 FIRST, you psychotic bunghole. I DON’T FUCKING LIKE you. I DON’T EVEN LIKE SEEING your NAME FLASH ACROSS MY CALLER I.D. It PISSES ME OFF. I think I should be gifted $400 just to IGNORE your calls when I see them.

pornpie lost $400. he got a really fucking good outfit for tonite. he’s one of the “gnarly angels” GoPornPie!
$75 anonymous donation from someone,
$75 amazon gift certificate from this fucking WEIRD freaky that talked in this crazy fucking voice..you OWE ME another one you pissant! I didn’t fucking like you! Something about you gave ME the heebie jeebies.you can at LEAST pay extra for having a yucky annoying voice. $200 donation from smalldick SD.
Yo cumfag, I know your probably all depressed cuz I was too busy to talk to you.but that’s too bad you dickdrooling fagboy. you need to go RE-SIGN up for that monthly penalty fee I made for you.
Me and a friend were playing Sims all day, getting all fucking pissed. What an ANNOYING game.

Ooops forgot to mention that the guy from france did wind up sending another $75 to be less boring. Good boy. toiletbrush also just bought Me the $130 toothbrush off My amazon wishlist and that really weird freaky that talked in the strange voice sent ME another $100 GiftCertificate and this pathetic letter that was sooo fucking tragic I thought I would share it with the world:

“I sent you the 100 gift certificate as requested. You do deserve it more than I do. It really really hurt yesterday when you told me that investing in me is like investing in cow dung. It seems like a permanent kind of hurt, not the kind that goes away easily. I’m thankful that you mentioned me on your site. Thank you!

Otherwise, my life is kind of depressing . . . don’t have friends to speak of,
hardly see my family, my girlfriend and I are breaking up, i can hardly get it up for sex, when i cum my cum stays in my weiner for the most part – have to squeeze it out. I am proud to day that i do always eat my cum. I’m 45 years old, don’t have any children, never married. I do own 3 houses – well the bank owns them – 2 are rental 1 mostly paid off – so I feel good about that.

I’m working at home mostly and don’t go out much. Boy this is prety sad. I have to do something to improve matters, but nothing i try seems to work out. Is that the definition of a loser – or can i be more than that? ”

Yes, you are the epitome of loser.but you can be more than that. you could be MY property, MY door-mat, MY sucker, an improved man who has decided to stop WASTING his LIFE AWAY on himself, but dedicate it to the WORLD’s MOST WORTHY BITCH, ME! Until you do that, you will remain the miserable ZERO that you are today. Now go send another Gift Certificate and I might give you a nickname. HA!

Yeah, I know.already posted this, I just like seeing My recent, prettiest pics at the top of the page when the page opens. I really doubt you turds are complaining.

Yeeeehaw! My canceled scifi show Farscape that I’m all addicted to, is going to be brought back for a 4-part mini series because of all the bitching and compaigning of the crazy fans.
“A massive Web-based fan campaign apparently has succeeded in bringing back the canceled TV series “Farscape.”
The cult science-fiction show, which premiered in 1999 and had a four-season run on the SciFi Channel, will return next year as a 4-hour miniseries, according to a knowledgeable “Farscape” source and several Internet reports. ”

russell has been trying to “get better.” Stupid pigbeast! AS IF therapy can save him. he fell off the wagon and spent $300. Absolutely NO therapists! I will NOT have psychatrists attempting to straighten up the brains I PURPOSELY scrambled!

Ugh.I’m in a suprisingly great mood even though My period is a miserable one. Shit I so do not have patience to play SIMS. You spend your entire day friggin’ peeing, eating and sleeping. If you act like a lazy Princess and do not clean anything..nobody cleans up for you, so you have to listen to flies buzz around! What a crock. I hope I can make little slaves soon, cuz this shit BLOWS!
Some french guy sent $75 today.hmm..booring.how about you go back and try another $75?

Been busy working on My toplist. What a pain in the ass.
Had more shopping trips with toiletbrush! I think I have every goddamned thing at Victorias Secret I could ever want! he also just got the new scale I added to My amazon wishlist that I wanted (My other is acting up). $300 from easy, $300 from pornpie, $500 online donation from WU sissyboy, $50 from arthur, $200 from fatmac going to My sister Veronica and he sent also ME $100 donation to pay for a romantic dinner date. Gourmet meat from arrived from toiletbrush. YummY.
It’s been a few days so I can’t remember everything offhand. I’ll go through MY mail and see what else I’m missing later.

Oh sissyribbons has been officially fired weeks ago. A few guys have been asking about him–but he’s OUT.

I still haven’t posted the NEW couch photos for MY members. you guys want to see them all?

START BEGGING LIKE THE DOGBITCHES you ARE!
I don’t think I’ve been SPOILED ENOUGH YET! SO GET TO IT, you smelly dick pullers!

oooh poor Me..stayed home with mondo cramps. I think I had 2 periods this month! Fucking A!

NEW MEMBERS ONLY Desk Photos!

I’m still hording the sexy couch ones.

easy found this on the web. Princess Siting!
I’ve been in a picture mood lately. All you turds should be very grateful–you know how I go in and out of these moods. Feast or famine, you freaky ass bitches.

Saw Matrix 3 tonite..none of the sequals are great like the first Matrix..but this one wasn’t quite as lame as the second one.

harborslave..I took away your password til you FIND another $300. easy..that money better be in the MONDAY’s MAIL! Whoever wants to see this new set of “couch photos” had better be VERY VERY nice to ME.

heehee just got an easy $200 from tormented in spain. he’s soo lame. $100 from smellyballs, toiletbrush got Me some gourmet chicken foods and a SouthPark DVD, smellyballs also purchased Me a Sims game.

Ugh one bad thing is.every time I post a new gorgeous picture, I have to deal with the same fucking psycho stalkers suddenly popping up, haranguing, obsessing. Some of these guys have been at it since I first got into the scene as a teeniebopper. When will these fuckers DIE??

Heehee.night is still young. Me and a friend are renting a movie tonite. I got to find some stuff to make toiletbrush buy while he’s all wimpy and weak.
Toodle

Like My new banner?
Stinky broke beerboy joe just left a crappy $430 donation. his cards are all maxed out again–and he’s a big bore. monseiur poopoo is in SUCH DEEP SHIT..he tried to make a $300 donation and his fucking card was maxxed too! you fucking gimpdick pieces of shit! lawnmowerman brought ME a new bench to put in the laundry room which is off the garage. I sent that nasty amazon bench back that some guy sent Me awhile back. Hey fatty.those are the new tennis shoes under there that you bought and MY favorite trusty manstomper Sketchers. Bet that makes you feel all tingly. Made lawnmower man rake and pick up these giant seed pods that all fell of one of MY trees.then I sent him home so I could go out with the girls. Waiting for $300 from that fundafriend guy to arrive. he sent it, it just usually takes a night to arrive. Some dumbfuck made $100 donation and bought another Farscape DVD collection. yo dumbfuck, you’re a fucking goober.and the way you say “drats” makes ME want to stick MY boot up your ass sideways.

Think I’m going to watch Matrix 3 tomorrow evening then go out again.