easy, I got your $200 today.where’s the other $200??? It should have been here by now, BITCH! $100 out of the crazy ass baboon and $100 another from yet another brit named dan. dan’s paid every so often in the past and disappears. I think I gave him a petname before.but because he isn’t a good pet.I decided he no longer deserves it. So..he’s just plain dan. $200 from that annoying toejamjam guy. I got a bunch of great stuff in the mail. I got this adorable little Cherry 50’s dress for My photo project and some accesories to go with it. I also got 3 groovy shirts courtesty of twinkie–one I TOTALLY love! Some new workout pants and some new oak photo frames. I also got 2 more Firm Workout DVD’s. Today I did this 60 minute Firm workout. I’m going to do another 30minutes on the treadmill and an abs workout at 11:30 tonite.

My guys have been crying their little peepers out to see that new pink photo fullsized. I was going to wait to post it when I posted the white long gown photos..but..Well…I suppose because you have all groveled like good little pups.I’ll show a little mercy–but just a little.
MEMBERS ONLY
(oops this picture was sized wrong..try now)

K. Today did 60 minute Firm Cardio Sculpt DVD (minus) the abs workout and 30minutes on the treadmill. If you see ME online around midnight tonite, remind ME that I plan to do a short ab routine at midnight.
friend to lesbian made a $200 donation then I sent him My new pink picture fullsized and he made another $200. Got a brand new guy, another crazy fucking brit. I’ve named him nearly nadless. he claims to want to come to the US and pay to have ME remove his testicles. Yeah, that’s what they all say. I can already tell he’s another nutbag like deryck and the baboon. I bamboozled him outta $300. Why are British guys sooo loony? Dirty water?? Or all that in-breeding. I bet this guy has wonky teeth too. Well, if he’s not insane already..I’ll MAKE him that way!
toiletbrush spent $100 for a new sundress for Me. It’s this one but in prettier material.
Gotta run. later

Oooh My womb.My friggin’ womb. My period is so bad. I’m going to go lie on the floor, crankcall beerboyjoe’s mama, Ellen and listen to CowBoy Junkies up superloud and think of ways of evil, twisted, revengeful things to do to deryck and beerboy joe.

FUCK you all! I can not even TELL you how incredibly menstrual I feel right now.

Serving PRINCESS IS TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIFIC!

fagarina jumping on his bed for joy cuz I told him I get his ENTIRE tax refund.

Update: Yoohoo boys! Look what I found for you little sissyboys. http://www.xdress.com/

Oh MAH FUGGIN’ GAWD! If you hate My guts cuz I’m soo adorable–I’m REEEALLY gonna give you reason to despise Me.
Let’s all say it, cuz we know it’s TRUE!
“PRINCESS IS CUTER THAN yoooooooooooooooooooooooou! Nothing you can doooooooo!” Neener neener Neener!

My little Retro PhotoRama is really turning out well. When I slap these babies in Members Full sized (I got this one 600×400) you putz are going SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED!

JOE DENTICE IS A BIG FAT COCKSUCKER who I WILL MAKE SUFFER!

pornpie freak made up for his absence last week buy spending a lotta dough on Me last night. Let’s see.. First he donated $400, bought Me a dress at trashy diva, bought Me this dress for the Retro photo project I’ve been working on, a pair of matching shoes and some nail polish. 🙂
fagarina lost his $100 that I forgot to mention and made this funny video of him begging for dick. easy has agreed to $400 and it should be arriving in the mail shortly. Been a little slow, I’ve been busy exacting MY revenge on a particular male sphincter.
Ya know, I’m sick of you guys calling during MY work-outs. I dunno why–but EVERY fucking time I start working out, the phone goes nuts. I think I’m going to start charging you buttfucks $25 each for just RINGING in the middle of MY workout and bringing down MY heartrate. My long skirt from versatile fashions showed up today–the one I had toiletbrush order to go with that custom overbust corset I am waiting for.
fatmac got Me the new “Firm” workout Deluxe Body Sculpting system 3 for around $120.

Doesn’t pornpie look like SUCH a major bimbo here?

Oh I’m no longer accepting any new Discover and Amex memberships. If you HAVE a membership being billed through Me privately , it’s okay.most of you guys have had those memberships for eons.it will still be an active subscription–I just can’t keep up with having to keep track of passwords for NEW, unreliable guys when it’s not part of the automated password admin. you either signup through verotel–where it’s all done for Me.or you’re outta luck. you can just pay to see pictures..but I’m not messing with tracking your password and your subscription manually anymore. There is just too much effort in it. Oh and check out the new subscribe page and photo. Pretty huh? I wish I had taken that damned barrette out though.

david from GA who used to be a regular contributer spent $500 tonite and the evening ironing his balls and sticking 10 quilting pins into each nutsack. Whatta blast! That’s what you get for avoiding your dorkly duties, bitch! you were BORN to pay ME! Maybe we should call you needlenuts from now on? Don’t forget to set up that webcam. you’re $500 was just “fab!”

Oh guess who just messaged? beerboy joe. Seems he has been reading My diary, cuz he commented on the support group comment–forever and ever lasted all of 1 day?? haha what a fucking addicted schmoe. Got another $50 from a newbie guy who performed on his cam for awhile today.he’s a big bore. I think I will fire his ass.
smalldicksd spent $100 for a new adaptor for My laptop I think I fucked the cord up. Just got $100 from the newzealand freak. he seems pretty polite and might have some potential.

Had a few beers and a great steak dinner with a few friends. Had a nice night. Had a boy over putting up some window shelfs for plants. They look great. Off to bed.

sooo sucks to be you!

$500 from tormented in spain who went nuts when he saw Me laughing at him on cam. Guess who came out of the woodwork? sideshow stevie who donated $125. I’m pissed at his ass for going AWOL. I was mostly upset about wasting such a fucking hysterical nickname on such a pisspoor piggy.

ooh lucky wankers. A hairdown picture. I absolutely never wear My hair down–I hate hair in My face.well besides My little curly shingathings. There’s actually a portuguese word for those solitary curlies I wear on the side..and it sorta sounds like shingathings.but I have no idea how to spell it.(or really pronounce it.) I need to call mom and ask her. Anyway, I sorta look like an 80’s rocker in this picture. I’m so used to wearing My hair with the sides pulled up on top that I feel unbalanced without it. pornpie freak was suppose to call and send his $300.but didn’t! That little fucker! I think this is like the first time in MONTHS this strange spazz hasn’t paid on friday night. you better have choked on a chicken bone or got in a car accident or something, BITCH!

Oh beerboy joe left Me a message on My yahoo messenger after being buttfucked out of the $800 the other night. he’s leaving “forever and ever and ever” again! What’s that 4 or 5 times in 2 months now? And he’s always soo very serious. Poor junkies–so fucking addicted. you little fucks should have a little support group. “Hi.I’m john smith.and i’m a PRINCESS-holic.” “HI JOHN!”
HAHAHHAHAHA you little fucks can all wear nametags, and sit in a circle and hold hands and tell your sorry life stories!

My GoldFish! May they rest in peace.
Oh boohoo! Sad day for Princess. My goldfish in My two ponds were thawing out and coming back out of hibernation and like 5 of them in one pond died. 2 were fucking like humungous! I think next year Im going to toss more of the plantlife out during the winter, because I think the plants produced too many toxins and sent MY fishies to heaven. God has smite My fish for picking on the mentally handicapped–janella/michella.
haha. Oh well, it was worth it. I’ll just make toiletbrush buy Me more goldfish when it is warmer. Toodles!