There’s this really gross guy named brian who calls ME every now and then and I refuse to talk to him unless he pays AT LEAST $300 first–just because something about him really pukes ME out. Anyway, he lost $400 today and while he was horny asked ME to write this chick he used to work with and beg Her to allow him to pay Her to kick him in the balls. he gives ME the address and I start telling him what the letter might say and I guess he’s fucking yankin’ the weasel cuz all the sudden his voice changes and he says not to mail Sarah cuz he gave ME the wrong address. HAHA YEAH RIGHT! I am SOOOO writing Her a juicy letter and I think I will toss in one of those DISGUSTING polaroid pictures you sent ME of you sitting nekkid as a jaybird, legs spread, holding that sign that says “KICK MY BALLS, PRINCESS!” you’re SOOO GROSS, brian. you SOOOO deserve this. I’m going to write up a DOOZIE of a letter. HA!

UPDATE: on brian
Now he’s calling back and saying he’s been in the mental hospital and he has “diminished capacity”. he was fucking crying and talking all like he’s retarded–like feigning retardation is going to make ME feel pity on him or something. We agreed if he paid another $100–bringing his total to $500, I would hold out on sending the letter until his next bout of spermal stupidity. FRIGGIN cock-crazies!

Got a new sissyfreak who loves the name “Priscilla” so I call him Priscilla Queen of Denial. he gave up $50 donation on top of his phonecall. Speaking of erring little sissyboys, sissychristina you earned a $200 penalty PLUS another $25 for not calling back at the specified time! I sent you the bill for the first $200. Pick it up, PRONTO, you pantied slut!

Tonite pornpie freak’s assignment is to be a punkrock girl. We’ll see how tonite’s git-up turns out. Yippy! That means another $300 for Me! Did 30minutes cardio bike when I woke up. Plan on doing a 60minute Firm Workout around 4:00 or 5:00 p.m. and another 30minutes on bike tonite around 11 or midnight and probably work MY abs too.

Just moved the pic up here so it would be on top.

Here’s a webcam picture, looooooooooooooOOOOooooosers!

K. I got $300 from drunk tom like a day or 2 ago and now I just got another $300 outta him. he’s so fucking drunk he doesn’t know what ends up. I’m going try to get him so fucking soused he forgets that he just sent that $300 and see if I can get him to send another. haha! he’s a slutty little pig who’s paid other Mistresses so MY mentality is ..fuck, drain the bastard absolutely DRY so he can’t afford to whore.
Drink up, doofus!
Update: 9/16 9:46 p.m.
Let’s see. went out partying Saturday night and was out playing darts with some friends at a local pub Sunday afternoon and early evening. Just got back. I got $300 from a brand new guy who was taken in by MY mind-boggling photos. Noticed a few more things disappeared off MY
amazon fulfilled wishlist. Watched “The Last Samurai” dvd friday night..ugh it was soo friggin cheesy.

Update: It just keeps rolling in for Princess this week. 🙂 Just got another $100 out of the baboon, $155 earring and makeup shopping on fatmac and I have a gift certificate pending from deryck for around $400. I’m thinking about using his gift certificates on this and maybe this. But I still need to look at swatches and decide between some other stuff.
Just got $300 from drunk tom.

Tons of boxes today! I got a bunch of flower garden stuff to plant this weekend, Calla Lilies, Asian Irises, tons of bulbs and stuff. I also got a box of about $100 worth of watergarden plants for My ponds. Several boxes from amazon showed up too. Check out MY fulfilled amazon wishlist to see what. $100 from the new zealander, $300 from vintage furfreak (who’s absolutely gaga for MY new shots,$200 from smalldick SD so far today and $100 from baby baboon. p.s. baboons: you fucking lame monkeys owe ME $200 of penalty fees! you will also be MARINATING in your monkey-droppings for 4 hours straight!!! oh and $100 MEASLY donation from broke-ass beerboy joe. you got a suprise coming to you, beerboy–and you AREN’T going to like it!

With the new pictures posted, I’m planning for another goldrush! Bring it on, boys!

I was looking through some of MY ancient diaries when I came across this from 9/5 2001. I suggest you re-read it. Cuz it’s some damned good stuff.

Soft, putty, pliable clayboys, I can mold into useful bowls in which to carry all the burdens of life and shape into worthwhile vessels for MY desires. Yes boys, you shall spin as fast I want you to spin. Although MY studio is filled with a few misshapen mishaps, lopsided vases, cracked teapots and hard lumps of clay in which I have lost interest, and although the floor is scattered with broken bits of others who didn’t come out of the oven “just right,” you still see the worshippers decorating MY higher shelves–the ones who get to look over Me, serve a TRUE purpose, care and pamper ME, experience ME. you can’t resist wanting to be one of those molded men, so you make the choice to spin on MY wheel, to be enveloped by MY cruel hands, sculpted, pushed, pressed, pressured, and bent into something new. Should I press too far and make you collapse upon yourselves, set the fire too high and watch you crack, become discouraged with you and roll you into a ball then plop you on the floor, or simply throw you across the room because you are the closest things for ME to get a hold of–those are the chances you take–the risks you must take to be toyed with by The Princess. The opportunity to feel MY hot breath hiss in your ear, “you are what I made you, boy” makes the mental and physical pain and suffering MY lovely fingers administer all worthwhile. Knowing that your humiliation and emotional agony has produced one perfect tear of laughter in MY seafoam eyes can truly fulfill you in more ways than you could ever imagine. I will put the squeeze on you and you, little men, will eagerly let ME. “

Took a few more pics for members. I’m all into black and whites right now. I’ve been online too much today fucking with deryck, doing phonecalls, it’s been fucking busy as hell. Didn’t even have time to do a workout today cuz it was just freakfest galore! I’m sitting on a stool under the curtain in this picture and it looks like I have a magical butt–like Im sitting on nothing–just floating in space. heehee
MEMBERS come get your treat. I updated the Members Only Area with 13 new pics.

Some of these pics are pretty big. If they look fuzzy or a magnifying glass thingie comes up, hit it so it will come up fullsized. I also added a bit of writing to go with the pics entitled. “Dangerous Curves Ahead–you’re sure to crash and burn.”

Damned lucrative week! I think I might celebrate and post more pics soon. Just got another $650 outta deryck. Fucking moron. $200 from the beast-thing himself, the baboon.

My hair is frizzy as hell from running around in the wind and rain a few days ago, but I think I look especially sexy in this one.
Here’s a treat cuz I’m in such a happy snappy mood.
(Photo has been removed and added to MEMBERS only.)
YO beerboy, where’s the fucking bike to match MY jacket, you stinky chubby cunt! beerboy went to another bank yesterday and applied for a loan. Still waiting to see what happens on it.

Meet the Coed Cootch. Click the dumdum.

pigfucker, cocksuckin’, doomed muddahfucka deryk t stopped by and sent $1000. he also coughed up a 300UK ($500US) Gift Certificate from the FairyGothMother. I have it all safely in MY hands. I need to browse through FairyGothmother and pick something out there. I still hate the bastard and will NOT forgive him for MANY MANY more THOUSANDS of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and mounds of damning info. For those of you who don’t remember..sometime back, deryk canceled a large order on ME. I will continue to exact MY revenge on him.

I sorta skimped on My workout over the weekend but am going to make up for it this week!

Update: booooring pornpie freak night again. I got $300 and he’s dressed up in some strange orange, hula girl gitup or something. he’s sooo strange. Woohoo! Make that $600 from pornpie and he’s STILL strange! yahoo!!

Lordie. There are 5 12 packs of beer bottles in MY trash and a pile of steak bones. houseboy is in there doing a pile dishes. Really had a blast last night, but today MY head sorta hurts.

Got a brand new guy today who made his first donation–$500 dollars. 🙂 he’s sorta a youngin’ so I put him through hell proving it was his credit card. Made him scan his credit card and his drivers licence to Me. haha I’ve decided I’m going to turn this 6’3 collegeboy into a flaming sissyfag! If he remains in MY good graces, his name will be from this point on “the coed-kootch”.
Got another $200 from BIG GAY FAG–UK. I have some massive humiliation in store for him! Oh brad the fag’s silly carepackage showed up yesterday with Mentadent toothpaste and $30 of parmasean cheese.

Oh a guy made another wallpaper for Me. Check it out.

I think I’m going to have him redo it cuz the pics on the right just aren’t sized right or something. he made a few different ones. You can all MY wallpapers here if you haven’t set your Princess wallpapers yet.

For those of you on the Princess period training course..insert your tampons, bitches. Cuz I just started!

Update: Just got $225 from deadman dan.