you know you love ME!

Update: 5.18 2:00 a.m. Update Woohoo! I turned on webcam tonite cuz deryck was begging for it. I like had no makeup on and wearing some fat shorts, laying on My tummy with MY laptop. Soon a few more guys wanted to see so I let them..wound up getting another $1,000 from deryck plus some more damning photos of his ass, $300 from drunk tom and $1,000 from munnyhunny! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW! What a night! I love it!

Got My hair done today. It looks pretty good but I think she over relaxed My curls a bit. 🙁 I’ll know better in a few days. Anyway, I got 3 crisp $100 bills from easy scott in the mail. deryck spent around 150$ or so at The Tall Zone and bought Me a new latex dress and black and pink latex corset. fatmac is on MY shitlist cuz he might have lost Veronica’s $200 by mailing it to the wrong fucking address. God I want to kick his ass around the block. I just got a stray $50 donation from the divorcee. I think it came drifting in late or something.

The fat guy who in MY standing-on-their-head gallery sent $100, smelly balls sent $300 and tried to unsuccessfully suck his own dick on cam.

Didn’t work out today–but tomorrow I plan on doing a really good work-out.

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deryck dropped in for some abuse

Oh guess who came out of terrified hiding last night? deryck
Well so far he sent $1000 in cash and a $800 FairyGothMother G.C. which I am still waiting to receive.

Last night I tricked the poor little divorcee out of promising another $300. hahaha he’s pretty funny. he betrays himself soo much. I’m going to go back to looking for more ways to spend money off deryck’s switch card. I also have some new info about someone he dated at some point and need to go back to investigating that. I’ll update later. tata

Just got done doing MY work-out and trying to get deryck to do some more humiliating photos. All of you on My tampon-training program–insert you’re plugs and suffer along, because Princess just started.

 

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UPDATES!


Here I am with clip-on bangs. I was thinking about cutting bangs, so I got some clip on bangs so I could see what I looked like. I’m too chicken though, I’m leaving My hair as it is. But I do look purdy cute in bangs and it did give Me a nifty retro look for a few pics. I wrapped My hair up in ragcurls today and it was so glamorous and poofy.

Leg boys, prepare to FALL!
New Members Page Up Now!
Piles of Curls, Miles of Leg and oooh so much deviousness and cruelty!

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Evicted!

beerboy joe has been evicted!

HAHA poor little beerboyjoe has been evicted from his crappy apartment.
How sad is that?
Not very!
I’m going to make him send his conviction notice to ME so I can frame it and hang it on the wall. I want a giant wall of divorce papers, evictions, bankruptsies, etc. and other such tragic events I have inspired.
I also got the very last $250 dollars he had to his name. he thought he only had $200.but the bank let $250 go through! Check out our chat.

joeyxxxx: i got a little bit of money and plan to keep it for the emergency move out
joeyxxxx: hello?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: where???
joeyxxxx: where what?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: where is it!?!?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: in your account??
joeyxxxx: yes
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: WOOHOO
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: http://paytheprincess.com
joeyxxxx: dont get tooo excited
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: how much
joeyxxxx: i dont have much and…
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: how much do you have
joeyxxxx: 200 approx
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: send it on over, fatcheeks!
joeyxxxx: but its all i have and i need it to live on
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: a better reason to take it from you!
joeyxxxx: so i was thinking of sharing it with you. like half
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: like all!
joeyxxxx: i need some money to try to get a place to stay
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I know
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: send ME the 200
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: now
joeyxxxx: i do luv u. and luv how you abuse & exploit me.
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I know
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: SEND IT!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and I’ll have a GOOD LAUGH on you
joeyxxxx: thats all i’m good for anyways
joeyxxxx: i feel like such the loser
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes it is
joeyxxxx: i am going to do it. going to send u my last pennies. and then thank you profusely for allowing me to do it. i am very sick and addicted to you like herione
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: YES!
joeyxxxx: cant i beg first?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes
joeyxxxx: please let me send you my last 200 so i have nothing left next week when I get thrown out on the street? please take all my money. please o please, please let me.
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: fucking HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and fucking HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
joeyxxxx: please take my money so that you can laugh at me.
joeyxxxx: please take my money so i can NOT find another home when i become homeless
joeyxxxx: please take my food and gas please
joeyxxxx: please leave with what i deserve – nothing
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahah okie dokie, freakie
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you’re going to be in a world of hurt doughboy!
joeyxxxx: already am
joeyxxxx: but i am enjoying feeding my addiction right now.
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: try another 50 just in case
joeyxxxx: thats why your the boss
joeyxxxx: so smart
joeyxxxx: you’re the best
joeyxxxx: it went thru another 50 – definitely another bouncy bouncy
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: cool
joeyxxxx: thank you for taking my last pennie
joeyxxxx: theres nothing left now
joeyxxxx: thank you so much. when i’m begging for money i’ll always be thinking of you
joeyxxxx: knowing my money is in the hands of someone so much more worthy
joeyxxxx: soon as i get back on my feet i WILL be focused on your bike
joeyxxxx: then you can ride over my cardboard box home
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahahhaha
joeyxxxx: and i’ll thank you for doing so
joeyxxxx: i need a doctors’s help very badly
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you’re too fucked up for therapy
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I made sure of that.

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Sideshow paypigs and more!

Update:
Just got $300 outta pornpie again. he bored the living crap out of Me tonite. My donation page is working correctly now..the server was down for a large part of the day, but it’s up now.

Got My new modem and everything seems back to normal. sissychristina is in deep shit. you will pay a $500 penalty you schmoe-bitch–or you can get lost forever! lawnmower boy bought Me some cute pink handbar tassles and barbie bell for MY trikke scooter thing. It looks so cute. Me and MY friend are going to take our Trikke’s out saturday or sunday if its nice. pornpie just called for freak outfit ideas.but I’m about out of them.any ideas?

Heehee I just got $600 from sideshow steve! Way to go obese one!
$150 cash came from brad the fag, $70 from toiletbrush for some technical web fee stuff. divorcee I still haven’t gotten that pathetic $50 tribute you made. I don’t think it worked somehow. Contact Me. easy make sure you sent that $200 today..or you get penalized. Just got a guy with a hair fetish who wanted to pay for the care of MY luxerious locks. he sent $200. I happen to have a hair appointment for next tuesday. he’s very lucky.

Im on friggin dial up today, cuz I think My modem might have been fried. I’m exchanging it today, hopefully that will do the trick. If not, I’ll have to have the cable company look at it. Well, to MY workout..toodles

BEHOLD ROBO-MOWER

I put a bill on it so you could have an idea what size it is. It weighs A FUCKING TON! I have to have a guy come over and put up yard perimeter to keep the lawn mower in My yard. It got super raving reviews on amazon. I haven’t tried it yet. They say it takes a few hours to set it up the first time. It friggin talks and stuff and when it bounces into something hard it makes this cute little boing sound. HaHa how funny.

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Pretty Princess is just peachy

Happy Day! I’m feeling really energetic today. I’m totally going to do a massive work-out. hmmm.let’s see twinkie managed to cough up $400 today. That little crazy bastard the baboon paid $100 but owes ME another $100. I totally worked over easy scott on the phone and made him promise $300. $100 sent monday and the rest sent by friday. he’s pretty funny on the phone– he sounds like such a little weak wimpering pup.
Fundafriend is closed so don’t try sending fagarina any more donations–not that anyone was going to. hahaha

brad the fags cheapie box of cashews showed up. Can you feel My excitement? And where’s that cash you sent, bitch?? It STILL hasn’t showed up. Don’t make ME break all your fingers.

Sunday night I decided I wanted the other 2 bushes replaced too. So I sent him back to buy two more. It was funny watching him try to pull the old ones out of the dirt. While he worked, I did a really tough aerobic work-out then some leg work on the BowFlex, but ruined it right after by totally piggin out on Barbqued ribs. Anyway, I tortured yardboy buy throwing his dindin under the deck and made him put his face in My aerobicized armpit and say, “mmmm smells like spring flowers.” I felt like such a friggin Beast-Woman all sweaty from working-out, eating greasy meat and beer with sauce on MY shirt,throwing the bones over the railing for him to find and clean up. HAHA

Monday I was lazy and only did abs.

Mailman brought tons of goodies today. Sandals from fatmac came but they are like a half size too small. This really cute pink and black dress, some cropped pants and a bracelet. All received some more awesome waterplants. I don’t need ANYMORE, I almost have too many now. I want that other little trikke scooter to come this week so I can take it out with a friend. It’s kinda hard to do til you get the swing of it.

Oh, MY photo widelense and flash came. Unfortunately, I cant use that damed wide-lense yet cuz it needs an $40 adapter.(which I made twinkie just order). This really pisses Me off because I SEARCHED for accessories BY the camera item #.and this was the damned lense that came up in the search and they didn’t even mention it wouldnt work without a extension thingie. So I have to wait for that to show up and it’s on backorder and I HATE WAITING. Grrr

I’m going to head to the gym.I’ll update later tonite maybe.

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beerboy joe $1200 = checks are gonna BOUNCE!

UPDATE: terrance just spent $500 for a new Sony Camcorder for a girlfriend’s bday present. It was originally around $1000, but we got a great price on it on ebay. Way cool! She will be soo happy with it–She’s always bitching about not being able to afford a new camcorder.

Called beerboy when I woke up this afternoon to rub in MY victory. he sounded so depressed and bummed. 🙂 It was music to MY ears.

A few nights ago this total anonymous guy came up and said he had spent $1000 on My amazon wishlist and bought that Robo-Mower I had on My wishlist and really wanted. Well, I really don’t trust total strangers who make giant amazon purchases instead of just making a donations. Donations can’t be canceled–amazon wishlist items can. Anyway, I told him to run along until I safely received the stuff in the mail and wouldn’t talk with him. he said thank you and disappeared and never sent the delivery notice. Sure enough, he canceled the order because all the items reappeared on MY wishlist. Thank god I didn’t waste one minute of time on him. ANYWAY, guess what, fucker? I turned around and sent “the turd” orders to buy My $800 Robo-Mower and of course he got it. So FUCK you, you phoney bitch. you CAN’T SCAM ME–because I have been doing this long enough to know ALL the scams. So anyway, yeah! I got My little robotic lawn-mower and you got jack shit. BTW I’m very pleased with “the turd’s” quick response to MY demands.

Oh I did get your $300 in the mail, easy. Friday mark the pornpie freak dressed up as smurfette. I wish he had used body latex instead, this body paint didn’t make him blue enough. I want some more smurfs! Maybe a faggy smurf, analprobe smurf or fatty smurf!

Saturday was a busy day. Had My little yardboy take out 2 older bushes that are looking a bit raggedy and plant 2 new ones. Went shopping with some friends but couldn’t find anything to blow My money on. After that, I went to dinner and hand a few beers with friends and just got back around 2 a.m.

Woohoo just got $1200 off beerboy!!! Right when I think he’s tapped he pulls a bit more out of his ass. Thing is, he just mailed his bills and I hope they all go BOUNCEY, BOUNCEY, BOUNCEY, BOUNCEY, FUN FUN FUN FUN! Oh Mah Gawd..he is soooo screwed up now. he used to be a mild freak, but I have trained him to crave this shit on a daily basis. he just can’t get abused enough. Also made him order a blowup cow to screw on cam for more material to hold over his balding head.

toiletbrush just ordered $200 in tbones steaks at Omaha. Yum!

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