UPDATE: Just checked MY mail and sissyboy WU has sent ME
$600 in the mail and hotwheels Hummer. ha ha If that little toycar wasn’t accompanied with 6 $100 bills I might have to kick your flaming ass around the block. I still might. Anyway, his card said he wished he could buy Me a brand new hummer but the HotWheels and the $600 was all he could afford. Made fagarina pay for another year of fagarina.com hosting. I’m sure he’s thrilled about that.

I’ve been screwing with johnstig, sissy christina and eatsusedrubbers at lot the last few days. stigjohn is sorta a boring name. I think I will call him wounded wildebeest. he was asking why I want to keep him trapped if he hasn’t much money and there are richer fish to fry. I said it’s because he’s like a big wounded wildebeest. he’s so helpless and slow, he’s an easy target to take down. I just can’t help MYself but to attack such a big dumb lumbering fool! hahaha

eatsusedrubbers hit MY amazon wishlist again. he got a few new FirmWorkOut DVD’s for ME, the Reno911 DVD 1st season collection, a blowdryer, another electric shaver, and My D-link. he’s also buying a bunch of workout clothes in hopes of ME sending him a sweaty item I wear during one of MY workouts. he’s such a little homo in the making. he bought these two GIANT sized dildos and has been sucking it like a little freak and perusing humungo-cock lovers and sperm swallower yahoo clubs. Little fucking queerbie. Maybe I will be nice to him and send him an old tshirt with a pit stain in it or something. That will work him into a total shopping frenzy I’m sure.

toejamjam sent $300 and poor little twinkie got worked out of yet another $300. HAHA poor twinkie, I just keep banging his little pocketbook so hard! My weighted stick thing for MY firm workouts finally came. I’ve been using small weights instead of the weighted pole. I was surprise to find out that the weighted pole the work-out girls use on MY Firm tapes is totally lighter than the small free weights I have been using instead. The work-out was waaay easier with the pole so I think Im going to go back with the free weights. Anyway, I did 2 tapes today. Sweated up a storm with the second work-out and also worked MY calves and abs. I’m really trying to focus on My calves because I havent paid attention to them for months and they are getting pretty skinny. Think I’m going to have some girls over sometime this weekend for a cook-out and swim party. I made smalldick SD order 8 more Tbone steaks from Omaha Steaks. Boxes of shit have been coming in like crazy.

Reposting My picture here. I like it on top! 🙂

Oh Mah Gawd! Oh Mah Gawd. Can I get MORE perfect? Sha’right. I don’t think so.

I think I’m going to send this photo fullsized to a few guys who have been hiding..see how many little spankers I can lure back into MY web and take advantage of them while they are in a weakened state.

I got another page of content done. I’m so proud of Myself. These are awesome. Wait til you spankers see this one FULLSIZED. Me thinketh you boys are in deep doodoo.

michael’s (nearly nardless) personal information has been removed because he coughed up the $400 as instructed.
Once again, I WIN! Now have another drink, nardless and go puke on your carpet again.

Here’s a note he sent after his panic of seeing his info displayed here for all of 5 minutes before he caved in and sent ME what I orignally demanded.

“Despite all my intelligence I am a moron compared to you, you know what I am thinking “ even worse, you know how to make me think whatever you want me to. I am a fat, old, shithead who is not worthy to speak to you; as such I am forever grateful that you deign to communicate with me. Please forgive any transgressions I may have made, they were the kind of mistakes that are to be expected from such a worthless waste of space such as myself.”

Since eatsusedrubbers is having a bday I let him do bday shopping for ME. he got ME that timed sprinkler thing I wanted.
you are ALL SO wrapped around MY pinky!

UPDATE: oops. I have fagarina’s campage fucked up the wrong size. If you tried watching him through it.it was all screwy. I’ll try fixing it by next show. Just got $300 from sissy christina who is going to be severely punished in a few days for taking too long to make his tribute.

Was gone most of the saturday afternoon and evening. Ran around at the farmers market with a friend then went out to italian food and drinks afterward. Got back around 2 a.m. or there abouts.
I sent poor little twinkie MY full-length “The Sneaky Tiki Princess” picture and he sent $500 in a matter of seconds. heehee. he just got paid on friday. fagarina got $200 taken out of his account today. First it was going to be just $100–but he was crying and sniveling so much I decided to help MYself to another $100. he is SUCH a total wimpizoid. fagarina should be on cam tonite starting around 6 p.m. or 7p.m.  Also got another $50 from some canadian guy named chris. he hasn’t ever contacted ME before, but every once in awhile he makes a puny donation. Go back and try again, eh?!
Just got done doing MY 60min Firm Work out plus worked MY calves and did a leg work-out on MY BowFlex. Tonite I plan on doing a good abs work-out and maybe ride MY stationary bike for 30minutes or so.

beerboy joe got an ‘after-work’ part time job. he’s painting houses after he gets done with his regular job. We are setting it up that all the money he earns from his second job is automatically deposited into MY biz banking account.

It’s a hard-knock life for beerboyjoe! It’s a hard-knock life for beerboyjoe!
Steada treated, he gets tricked!
Steada kisses, he gets kicked!
It’s a hard-knock life!
Beerboy aint got no dough–hafta suck it like a ho’
suffers to make Princess’ wallet grow.
No bed–he’s sleepin’ on the flo’.
It’s a hard-knock life!

Got billing to run..I’ll update later maybe.

UPDATE:  stigjohn picked up MY 2 sprinklers I wanted from My amazon wishlist. I got $50 in the mail from easy and $100 from someone I never heard of who signed it ed. Postmark says NC. I love free money from strangers. I also got a box of stuff from LongTall Sally’s from deryck. Unfortunately, I’m going to have to exchange half of it because it’s too big. I really liked the black buckle skirt and the tshirt though. Went to My favorite Greek restaurant with some friends this afternoon.

Oh fucking funny. This college professor I used to talk to called eatsusedrubbers just paid $1,000 for a self-cum-facial. What a bargain! he’s a total sperm junky–he and cumslut need to get together on a date or something. The freak was burping up cumbubbles while I was counting My cash! ewwwwwwww
My new members videos are driving them to the brink of destruction! I received $100 from the nylon foot fetish guy, but I forget his nickname right now. oops. he hasn’t seen MY video yet.I’m sure after he does he’ll be back on My donation page. smelly balls did $400 after watching them and $200 from terrance. Just had fatmac buy Me $40 a large bottle of this hair product called Curl Keeper. I just got a smaller bottle of this stuff and the slip detangler and love it! I just updated My wishlist a bit. Added some of these Curly hair solution products to the list. Get to shopping for them and send them to MY physical shipping address. I want all of them PRONTO! Also updated My amazon wishlist. There are a few items I want immediately including 2 of the Gilmoure sprinklers, the water timer, the D-link card, and the Reno 911 DVD’s. Yes, I expect you to get some of these items, stigjohn. stigjohn is the new guy who bought the items off My amazon list. They have been arriving in the mail, so now he has proven himself to be trustworthy. he also bought ME the blower-mulcher thingie from MY amazon list. I saw him on webcam tonite. he’s a fat little drew carey look-alike from england. Another $40 showed up from brad the fag in the mail. I gotta check My pobox tomorrow. Should be some more goodies waiting there for Me too.

I had phonecalls up the ass today. Busy as hell. I did MY 60minute Firm Workout but didnt get to My latenight ab and calf work-out like I planned because all you monkeyspankers were ringing like crazy.

See the Free Video Teaser. Only works with Real Media Player.
Definitely not the most becoming angle but I like how I am looming over you!

I’ve posted 4 new videos in Members Only!

Alrighty, just got done doing MY work-out. This is the firm tape I did today. I think I’m going to do some more aerobics tonite. Nearly nardless sent in $200 today another guy sent $100 from switzerland outta the blue. Then some cheapy little lame bastard sent Me $25. $25?? What is the world coming to?! I don’t know who you are.but you are ONE worthless little tard! twinkie managed to squeeze out $300 off his card today. I think payday might be coming up for him–so I’ll be hitting him hard in a few. 🙂
Updated My amazon wishlist. There’s a few things I want on it including the Mulch-Vac thing, Spinal Tap, SouthPark boxset and those movies about that serial killer chick. Aunt Flo is still here–I swear I have the longest friggin’ periods and they keep getting longer every year. 🙁
Happy Day. I found My favorite comb! I thought I had lost My favorite wide-tooth comb and made toiletbrush buy Me some expensive tortoise swedish, seamless ones–but hip hip hurray MY big ol’ blue afro-comb was sitting in the grass outside when I went outside to check the mail.

Ewwww.I had the bunny-trap out again cuz there’s some fucking badbunny bitch eating My watergarden plants again. I never fucking catch a rabbit in that thing! Today, I caught another fucking possum. Well, I think it’s a baby possum–maybe a badger?? I’m not really a connoisseur of varmint. It’s icky.

Don’t try sending shipping UPS to MY pobox–UPS doesn’t do POBOXES!! Use the Winchester Blvd address for shipping packages. Dumb butt smalldickSD sent some stuff there and it all got returned to him. Grrr. Fucking resend it TODAY, you fucking inbred freak! Some hair products and MY new hair diffuser all showed up in todays mail. Had fatmac buy ME some yummy snack stuff–think he spent around $50–but who’s counting?

Oh deryck..you didn’t check in as instructed–punishment time for you..

UPDATE: Some guy I don’t know just purchased a few of the items I mentioned off MY wishlist. Since he’s brand spanking new, I won’t really count it as a “for sure” purchase until the merchandise arrives. I’ll keep you posted. Maybe he’s a future PRINCESS SIERRA shopping lackey?

I got another Tuscano magazine in the mail and I decided something I must have. Some sort of antique looking bench for MY bedroom.
I’m not sure which one yet.I wish they had red ones.but I think gold tones would match too.
Here’s a few I am looking at bench 1
bench 2
I’m going to keep hunting around for red ones though. But a new foofoo bench is definitely going to be on MY priority wishlist.

Oh Mah gawd, I look like some damned Super Model in this shot.
I’m going out to dinner with a few friends. I’m not sure if I am going to party tonite. I don’t really feel like a long night tonite. Keep a look out for Me, boys..you might get the chance to spoil ME later on.

UPDATE: 6.19 6:30p.m.
Last night went out for indian food and then a few beers, got back around 1-1:30 a.m.. I think.
turd, I got your I.M. but deleted it and can’t remember your screenname now. Send another one.

I took a few pictures yesterday and they are pretty killer. I’m wearing your earrings in them, fatty. See them sparkle? I’m going to call My girlfriend and see whats on for tonite then go work-out.

Well, I got some fetishy stuff from deryck today with MY gift certificates. So far I have a shitload of stuff on it’s way from fairy gothmother–2 latex dresses, latex corset, skirt and a brocade corset. Then I have a pink and black latex dress, a black latex dress, and a pink and black latex corset coming too from a few other places. I’m totally over the fetish gear. No more shopping for that shit. I’m sure I’ll look great in it for photos if I don’t die from heatstroke trying to take them first.

Ho-hum. I’m totally looking for an excuse not to work-out..but I better or I’ll be upset with MYself and take it out on one of you morons. heehee munnyhunny sent ME $300 out of the blue today and a thank you note and I don’t even think he’s seen MY new photo yet. These shots are mucho caliente. Is that burning leather I smell, bitches?? CUZ I’M gonna be searing some holes in your wallets for the next few days with these babies.

..later..did MY workout. Today I did this Firm Work-Out. I have worked up to heavier weights today. 🙂 Oh brad the fag, you’re $100 came today. Check out his faggy little card.