Went to the Jazz and RibFest then out for a few drinks saturday night. I’m trying to watch the SouthPark marathon but you little dweebs keep ringing. Just got $375 from this canadian who called for the first time last week. I had him get majorly drunk then give himself a totally funky haircut and wear he mom’s dirty underwear on his head. Pretty fucked up, huh? teehee Received another $100 in the mail from easy. smalldick SD did some shopping for ME–he bought Me another wide-tooth comb, then hit maccosmetics.com and bought Me liquid eyeliner, some lipliner, eyekohls and a few lipsticks–oh and also this traveling purse. smellyballs seems to be pretty impressed with braddy’s slumming photos. he sent $300 but is too scared to go panhandling himself. Fucking chickenshit bitch!

I haven’t updated MY journal for like 5 days and have pretty much lost track of tributes between wednesday and saturday. I have noticed that My mom’s icecream thingie is still on My wishlist! SOMEBODY better get it pronto!

Oh time for a new laptop! I think I have had this one for 1 1/2 years. I’m not sure. It’s a toshiba satellite and I was really happy with it, but I think it might have a virus and the monitor hinge just broke a few days ago. 🙁 I could get it fixed but I prefer something new and improved! The turd just promised to buy Me a brand new lap top when I pick one out. I’m trying to decide on whether to get another toshiba or to get one of the new dell laptops. I saw one that only weighs 4.5 lbs. hmmm.anyone have any experience with the new Dell laptops? Some of the Dell laptops from a few years ago got way too hot. I want a real light one that doesn’t heat up. I’m really happy with My Dell desktop. I’m going to make sure to get an awesome notebook–so prepare that wallet, turd!
I also just received a really nice high quality latex dress. I generally hate wearing latex but this dress is really awesome latex. It’s pretty thin and lightweight and not miserable to wear. It’s pink with black trim. I think it will make an awesome set of pics in the future. Some guy with a latex fetish bought it for Me sometime back and it took quite awhile to get here. Don’t remember who is he. Sucks to be him.

UPDATE!!!
Woohoo MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Click the faggybum to see his pictures of him begging on the side of the road for fundage. HAHAHHAHAAHHHHHAHA! This is the FUNNIEST shit yet! One of his new hobo friends took the pics for them. I swear I’m going to pee MYself if I look at it again.

I had a pile of boxes outside My door today. My 2 phone handsets came, I got a shitload of clothing.probably about 10 blouses from a number of places, a pair of pants and a cool pair of sketcher shoes. MY barbell holder just arrived too. The new shaver and blowdryer and Dlink arrived the day before and I haven’t checked MY pobox for a few days so there are probably more things waiting there. 🙂

nearly nardless, one of MY crazy brits made a $200 donation. he gets weirder and weirder everytime I talk to him. I wish russell the baboon lived closer to him. I would love to make russell fuck nardless while wearing his new monkey hat.
It’s soo interesting to see how self-destructive these goobers get the longer they speak with Me. First they start out ordinary little men with maybe one little odd fetish and after months of ME eroding their insectival brains they morph into FULLBLOWN FREAKS OF NATURE! It’s like you all start out identical little maggots, little loser larvae. Then after being wrapped in My silken web, tightly spun by MY beauty, words and charm..you metamorphosis into something completely different. you are REBORN a PRINCESS SIERRA mutant!
Hurray for Me!

bradthefag has been sent out on a SPECIAL MISSION! he has to hang out on a busy intersection holding this sign he made.
*insert james bond music*
BRAD THE FAG’s SPECIAL MISSION
If he can get a photograph of him holding the sign, begging for money at a BUSY intersection he will be MY FAVORITE SLAVE for AN ENTIRE week and win a prize. I wonder how much dough brad-the-gay-street-hobo will be able to earn!??! he’s out trying now. If he doesn’t get a photo. I send him out again. Weeeeee! I’m so excited to see it! I’m actually looking forward to talk to him now!

I also got $200 from smalldick SD, $100 from some yahoo loser, and another $200 from vintage furfreak, $100 from russell the baboon and I had twinkie pay for 5 more years of MY domain registration. So BitchyBeauty.com is paid for til like 2010. I’m going to go work-out and maybe update a bit more for today later on tonite after things get more interesting.

Oh another thing. My mom wants this icecream maker. Somebody get it NOW off MY amazon wishlist–it’s right on the top.

Just updated the members area with another gallery.

Last night fatmac spent another $100 on a pair of comfortable walking sandals for Me.

Well this is kinda strange..you know that new guy from yesterday who sent ME $400 and a picture of him? Well he called the first thing that came out of his mouth was how the mean things I did to beerboy joe got him all hot and bothered. So that givesya kinda an idea where to go with the little freak. Then I make him give ME his work email address and his company has a website. he gave it up very easily and was panting like a little dog in heat. he sounded like he had a lot of potential. he promised he would go get a webcam, perform, was very very polite. Well, I made the mistake of letting him splooge before he bought his webcam..sure enough he called back acting totally nervous and telling ME some sad story about his sick mother and being a single father and begging Me not to play to rough on his life. I told him if he tried his hardest to obey ME.I would try MY hardest to have mercy on him. Well, after spazzing all day he sent ME $300 more dollars out of the blue and an email begging ME to let him leave in peace and prattled on about how guilty he feels for his behavior. And how he needs to resign for the sake of his family. blahblahblah. So I wonder..should I let this one guy slide? Should I have a heart? Here’s a snippet of his “Dear Princess” email.
“I am contributing now (it’s a lot for me), but honestly, it is only in hopes to placate your anger even a little bit. Please don’t be offended. If this is any possible way I can appeal to you, to lighten my consequences, please give me the opportunity. I would even cooperate fully if there is some I could get enough mercy just to keep my job. If it makes a difference, I will provide evidence of my living situation to you asap. I must be a rare idiot. ”

I need to meditate on this. I think I already did My good deed of the year by lowering fagarina’s price for freedom of his chastity device. I am afraid this might exceed My quota. heehee

I think Im going to make the wounded wildebeest buy ME something else.

Isn’t My new button adorable. Check out MY newest banners and buttons on MY banner page.

I was gone all last night. Went to the early movie then to the bars with some girlfriends. russell popped up to complain about the fact that I hadn’t mentioned the $100 he gave Me a few days ago. I guess I forgot. Anyway, I demanded another $100 and made him dress up in his baby outfit and cruise the gay chats with his cam on. We also ordered him a 6ft blow up monkey and a marvelous monkey hat! The rubba chimp isn’t a sextoy–no monkey dick or orifices but he is holding a big banana in his hand that I am sure russell will be able to have some fun with. MONKEY LOVE!

3 crispy 100 bills came in the mail from easy. Still waiting for the rest of it easy! Seems like I am just always making you send $$$ anymore. you are such a hopeless case. vintage furfreak got a little time to recover so I dicked him out of $400 yesterday afternoon.

My new phone came and it’s pretty groovy. you can have up to 4 handsets attached to one outlet. It came with two and I put 2 more on MY wishlist. the wounded wildebeeste got one and sissy tommikins got the other. Oh we picked out a male prostitute for sissy. he’s suppose to call him today. toiletbrush spent $250 at another tall chick clothes place I found online. It seems like all the tall fashion sites are in the UK.

twinkie called ME when I got back last night and for some reason begged to take Me shopping too! heehee A few days ago he’s blubbering about Me being too hard on his credit cards then after a night of pining away looking at MY photos while I’m out–he’s begging to be taken advantage of SOME MORE! I think we knocked through around $200. Made him buy some cute skorts from boston proper and a tunic shirt.

Meet the newest freakshow perv!

he donated $400 and is running to get his webcam. he’s a total nervous little freak and he’s sooo petrified of ME. It’s totally amusing. I’m not sure what I’m going to name it yet. I’ll know after I get to digging deeper into his peasized brain.

UPDATE: Woohoo! Just got the big $1,000.00 from the turd again! Little fucker didn’t finish his essay so he got PENALIZED. When I say I want something done–GET IT DONE or you GET IT UP THE ASS!
Last night a new guy sent $200 and did some funny tricks including brushing his asshole with his electric toothbrush followed by a thorough teeth brushing. I won’t bother blessing him with a nickname til he comes around a few more times. Then sissy tommikins dropped $400. lesbian’s goldcard went on a Princess shopfest and probably spent around $500. The majority of it was for playclothes. Gap, Delias, Guess American Eagle.places like that. I’ll have the long list of shit he bought to MY fulfilled wishlist. Then I got this measly $25 donation from some little sissy who wants to be chastised. you’re going to have to do better than $25 you cheap ho’! Today I got some goodies in My mail–I still need to send someone to MY pobox and check if easy’s money is there yet. I got a really good photoshop book, My southpark video set, 911 1st season, 2 exercise tapes,and a really nice sterling silver bracelet.

Did MY FirmWorkOut and will do some calves and abs in a few hours. Me and a friend tried our hand at making dinner ourselves tonite. It was coconut chicken dish. It was okay, but I wouldnt want to eat it very often. Took a quick dip in the pool today and floated around in MY giant pool-chair fatmac bought ME last year. How refreshing. Let’s see. I broke My favorite phone today so I put another phone on My amazon wishlist which toejamjam promptly purchased as soon as I mentioned it. It looks pretty cool.

Today that leg and feet guy I said would come running back to pay when he saw My new pics–came around and paid $200. I also got $200 from nearly nardless and $50 GC from weakforfeet. toiletbrush spent a few hundred dollars at Victoria Secrets on ME. sissy jason an old flame from a few years ago called and lost $200. I think I’m gonna start calling him sissypothead cuz he’s always smoking when he calls. loser!

Sitting around in MY shorties watching forensic shows getting pissed at how many sicko bastard fuckwad murdering men there are out there.

Oh eatsusedrubbers here’s those pics you didn’t want Me to post. Now why don’t you take some proper ones with your freaky little face showing???

fatmac is gonna buy My other sister some shoes too. As soon as I find out which ones She wants I’ll post them here. Oh the newzealand sheepfucker just popped up out of the blue to donate $50. I sent out My “secret weapon” fullsized photo to him through yahoo messenger and magically he pulled another $50 outta his ass. Funny how that happens. twinkie just did some minor shopping for Me for $30. I’m trying to be nice to him cuz I’ve roughed up his credit card so bad the last few weeks.

Update: Like 3 a.m. Wednesday
Oh I had SOOO many fucking phone calls tonite I couldn’t take them all or hardly get through one call without MY callwaiting bleeping in. A few of you called all night trying to get a spot of My time. I know I told you to keep trying back but I was on calls for fucking literally hours tonite. I am SOOOO fucking pooped. Anyway, try back tomorrow and see if I can squeeze you in. Niters.

Had a fun time saturday. Had about a dozen people over. We grilled steaks and burgers, swam, drank beer and had a ball. Afterwards a few of us stayed here and watched reeeeally stupid movies. Sunday I worked out, vegged, nothing really interesting.
Well the turd made a $500 donation and still owes ME $500 more PLUS a 1500 word essay. he’s so fucking annoying. I think I’m just gonna wring this little fucker dry. toiletbrush got back from his trip and donated $500 which some was used to pay for My dickie virgin advertisement. The ukranian came out of hiding when he got MY email with My new photo and got milked out of $500 last night too! his accent is soo fucking funny. 500 was MY lucky number, I guess! friends to lesbians was worked over and out of $300. heehee These pictures are friggin LETHAL! stigjohn “the wounded wildebeeste” donated $100 and was allowed to spank off into a piece of bread and eat his “it’s not a sandwich itsa SPERMWICH meal.” he seemed very depressed and wanted to run away swiftly to bed..awwwww..how terribly tragic for him. Check out some of MY goodies. I got $80 and a totally gay brad the fag letter then another $40 in another envelope from him. In the photo I included his $80 plus $20 of the $40 he sent–(I sent $20 of it on beer), the $150 cash is from ed from north caroline who finally got the balls to send Me a 5 word email today! ed already sent another $100 this week. Looks like I have captured another little fly in My web. hahaha! Keep it coming, eddy! oh and also wildebeeste’s Morphing WonderWoman journal just cuz it’s cute.

Awww check out MY gladolias. I’m so proud. These came right outta My own yard. I cut some of them for a bouquet–the ones I planted Myself weren’t deep enough and some of the plants were coming up all slanty. There were like hundreds of these planted in MY yards and they are all coming up giant and beautiful. There’s My domestic moment of the day.

I think I’m gonna go and all the StarGate dvd’s to MY amazon wishlist to give you guys something to shop for. I have a feeling this is gonna be the last season and I don’t think I’m going to like that Atlantic Stargate that’s coming out.

Just sent cumslut out to get 3 cocks tonite. he’s not allowed to come home til he nurses 3 dicks. he’s been gone for hours. Oh almost forgot I also got a puny $50 tribute from weakforfeet or something like that. yawwwwwwwwwwn..boooooooooooooooring. Go back and try it again you cheapy feety freaky.
Check out this loser’s tanned ass.