Pamela Handerson

UPDATE:
Went to MY pobox and found some work-out tops, $400 wrapped in some strange paper with funny writing on it (could be from easy maybe?)and $100 from wimpdick. you print like a 1st grade teacher, wimpdick. Well it got here wimpy one.so it’s time to send another tribute.cept this one will be BIGGER! kevin sent 300 sentences “If i do not obey Princess.She should smite me.” My KillBill II DVD and cookbook from amazon came as well. twinkie just coughed up $200 for My hair appointment on monday. I have plans late monday night so it will be impossible to get a hold of Me. I made the divorcee pig of the day even though he just donated another $200 and virgin piggy just lost $100. lawnmower man is buying a cord of wood tomorrow and hauling it over and stacking in preparation of winter. Didn’t work-out today.I’m soo bloated and menstrual!
Oh toiletbrush I want FUCKING MEEEEEAT! I’m out steaks. Get your ass to omaha and fucking spend a SHITLOAD on Tbones for Me!

Click fagarina too see him on his date with Palmala Handerson!

Oh I mentioned punishing beerboy joe for getting for an episode he had last night. Well he wound up making more damning photographs, fucked himself with some bratworst, ate them, shit in a plate and then paid ANOTHER $300 to NOT have to eat the shit. AND he sent another $300 in the mail. I WIN JOE!!! I ALWAYS FUCKING WIN!  you’re not just another addicted loser, joey..you are one of those lost souls who have sailed into Princess Sierra’s Bermuda Triangle. THE OLD JOSEPH IS LOST to you now. he’s gone, disappeared, lost in limbo–SUNK at SEA, never to be seen again. I destroyed the normal man you used to be and created the strange, guilt ridden, freaky zombie you are today. HA fucking HA!

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WootWoot! $900 from munnyhunny!

Yeah! munnyhunny finally got the package I promised him like 2 mos agos. he called worked into a frenzy and donated a total of $900! (I’m sure toiletbrush is totally jealous cuz I never send the stuff I promise him.but too bad for him. I need inspiration to lick a stamp. As I predicted beerboy joe did his day-after beg-for-a-refund thang. FUCK you, you fuckin’ walrus! Go sell some of that lard to the glue factory. I managed to squeeze another $40 out of virginpiggy’s scant creditcard. I got My StarWars trilogy in the mail today and watched the first one tonite. I’m proud of My workout today, I took a 3-mile speedwalk then did My firm circuit DVD.

father flatulence is a guy who claims to be a priest. he used to serve years ago. he popped out of nowhere and sent $150. When I emailed him back he wrote and said he was feeling guilty and was going to go pray to God for forgiveness and that he wasn’t going to email again. Guess what? I don’t forgive you. Go choke on a eucharist, padre poopstain.

Hey guys. Start unblocking your caller ID block.because I have totally been ignoring blocked caller ID #’s because of some annoying asses.

Well fagarina is free! he got his keys today and little junior is a free man. he’s not allowed to wank it until he has finished with several humiliating video ideas I came up with. One idea is him having a date with his hand..but he has his hand decorated. Ya know..when they hold their hand like a puppet, do that thing where they put lipstick around their thumb and forefinger and glue googly eyes and a patch of hair and make their hand talk. I want him to do a romantic love scene with his puppet hand with lots of hot talk before he passionately makes love with his beloved Palmala Handerson. fagarina is a natural performing circusfreak. I’m sure it will be a riot!

MEMBER UPDATE: The “Cry for your Mum!” gallery is up and I have added a sneakpeek of the upcoming gallery.
Go HERE

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$1700 from beerboy !! Hip Hip Hurray!

Update: Just got another $700 from dickass himself, beerboy joe!!! he used his company’s credit card again! Won’t they be thrilled!?

Sick little beerboy joe keeps trying to attempt to get into vanilla relationships which I STRICTLY FORBID.

joeyxxxx: please stop it. i do care about her
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: no you dont
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you just want to
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: to make you THINK you are capable of being normal
joeyxxxx: so shes not perfect. who is?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: but you AREN’T normal
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you are WEIRD
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you are a FREAK
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you are DAMAGED GOODS
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and I AM THE ONE THAT DAMAGED you
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
joeyxxxx: yes you did
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and you know who is PERFECT!!!!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: oh you KNOW who is PERFECT!!!!!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: dontcha BITCH?
joeyxxxx: you are
joeyxxxx: you are perfect

Needless to say, I got $500 tributed tonite on credit card and another $500 in cash he put in the mail. The best part is..the money ain’t his! he used his company credit card and the money belonged to someone else. Earlier when he was refusing to give into MY demands I had smalldick SD call Mary (the wife of the guy he was staying with before) and say in his lispy flaming fag voice that he was looking for joe and that he stood him up for a date and sounded all heartbroken. heehee joey acts like he hates this shit.but I know he secretly craves it.

Either way, guess it doesn’t really matter if he loves or hates it..just as long as I am getting what I want and having fun gettting it! I’m sure tomorrow I will get another one of his “dear Princess” letters where he will claim to never speak to ME again..but he sends those all the time.and keeps coming back to where his heart is..in the palm of My hand.

The divorcee is so turned on by joey’s traumatizing night, that he just coughed up $100 himself.

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fuggin putz

Got $200 outta the divorcee, $100 from lesbian gold card, another $50 out of piggyvirgin, some guy who left a few compliments got Me a few things off MY amazon wishlist, twinkie got the StarWars trilogy off My Amazon list.
vintage furfreak got Me these shoes they were $76 and are for a fetish outfit someone got Me. I’ll probably do pics in them.

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Who has the sexiest legs and feet?

I do! I do!

Here’s MY lovelies with $100 bills.
Ugh.it’s soo busy tonite. It’s 3:30 and I’m on cam with a bunch of little noodle heads watching. Got $300 from drunk tom, $100 from sissy christina and teasing MY stupid little virgin piggy.

I wonder if the rest of the day will be as profitable. (When I wake up) heehee Probably! I SO need a break tomorrow. I’m going out on the town for sure!

Rotated a different archive in for this month. Because dogday1 is not that many pictures, I also added the temple gallery.
Check it here.

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Busy with biz stuff…

$125 from a kevin a newbie. he ran the charges through My new account and it worked perfectly. cool

Got a new guy who spent $300 on calls today. he’s the irish virgin piggy. 24 year old virgin and dumb as a rock. We applied for credit cards for him today. Tomorrow you better have several job applications I can check on! Make sure it’s something humiliating where you have to wear a stupid uniform! I’m making him apply for another job for the weekends and after his day job. Meet piggy virgin.

smelly balls and twinkie both contributed $400 each today to pay a bit towards My new overseas merchant account. I also received $200 from sissy tommikins.

Hey the turd. Call me. When is MY package going to be here? I sent back My package to dell. Am I getting a printer too? Find out.

People saying they are hauling in the big bucks on Ikobo are friggin LYING. Do you know their monthly limit for receiving monies is $200-$500? If you wanna go up to a mere grand you have to send them your drivers licence and utility bill. Wanna go up another $1000? Well you gotta send them your birth certificate. Check it out. Guys can’t even make decent sized donations on that thing without faxing in their life stories. It cracks me up when women claim to receive tens of thousands of dollars and their processor is Ikobo. lol Anywhoo. I now can easily collect LARGER amounts of money from you guys in one fatal WHACK.
So check out The New Donation Page. I will be able to accept all major credit cards.but for now I am still waiting for Amex and discover to get in order.
Got work to do with this stuff. toodles.

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new shopping slave

Update again: I got your $300 in the mail fagarina. I have decided I can’t stand fagarina in chastity anymore. he’s gotten so boring and humdrum. Sometimes when you keep a guy in chasity this long they become like neutered dogs. Anyway, I just sent two sets of chasity keys. I’m pretty sure one set is yours. I forget who the other pair belonged to. If neither work..whoops.

Update:early Sept 15, 2004
Oh icky! pornpie freak is soo gross tonite. he has some giant prick nose on but he paid $300 so I’m pretending to pay attention to him. Did I say $300?? HA! he just sent another $200..so that’s $500 so far! Both latexlover and addicted to feet both shopped at this wishlist latexlover spent $131 and addicted to feet spent $180 or something. addicted to feet is totally being zombified by ME. he also bought VTG yet ANOTHER pair of boots!

Ugh..have you guys seen that creepy Burger King commercial with that crazy looking BurgerKing guy wearing that scary plastic looking head? Jesus Christ, if I was a kid that thing would give Me nightmares!

Oh My god I have been up for hours shopping with that foot addict who bought EVERYONE shoes. Well he wants to buy ALL THE SHOES for himself cuz he ran off and bought the pair of boots We marked for fatmac to get and said “fuck fatmac.” HAHA! I guess fatmac will have to get some other ones now.  NEW SHOES FOR ALL OF US! Me, My sisters and My girlfriend. he wanted to be a communal whore–might as well keep it in da’ family! THEN I made him send $50 for shipping cuz I have to ship all this shit to MY sisters. HAHAHHA Check out his Shoe-a-thon!

Got $230 from that mark guy that shows up every 2-3 mos and claims that his wife is a lesbian and $100 from lenny. I got a few books from amazon today in the mail. brad the fag has already put his little queer-eye carepackage in the mail. I’ll be looking for it.

russell! you fucking idiot. Next time you go to a cyber cafe log out of your friggin yahoo account. you had some 12 year old speaking french on it calling ME, “bebe”. I did make him tell ME everyone on your buddylist before I sent his ass packing and he said I was your only “buddy.” Imagine that.

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