Dommy Dearest reporting in really quick to say “HAHA I fucking GOT ANOTHER $900 out of beerboy joe!” HOW the fuck do I do it?! Went out Saturday for dinner with some friends and then partied til like 2 a.m. I treated My girlfriends on deryck’s cash. I slept in til around 3 in the afternoon today and shitted away the day doing next to nothing. I had a date sunday night and had a scrumptious meal. When I got home, ol’ fatass joey was here waiting for some abuse. I gave him a few fullsized photos of Me he had never seen before and well..the rest is history.

toiletbrush got Me a few hundred dollars of Omaha Steaks. Yummy can’t wait for them to get here.

Making MY boys do some more shopping for Me. I have a fucking WONDERFUL idea for pictures. hahaha IT is SOO evil–you guys will FLIP!

OH ATTENTION DOOMED BRIT: I know your neurotic ass is reading this. Send ME $300 PRONTO. Didn’t I tell you? you AINT EVER GETTING BETTER. I AM SOOOO GLAD your girlfriend left you! If she knew what you REALLY were..she would have left you LONG ago! HARDY HAR HAR!

I just got another $1000 from bonehead deryck! Keep egging him on to send the BIG wire transfer next week!!!

OMG I got THE MOST DISGUSTING VIDEO of the baboon. I’m not sure if I should even post it–it’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GROSS! he has bananas and doodoo up his ass and poops them out and you can see it all come out and then UGH..it’s just too gross to explain. Well the stupid monkey sent $200. Speaking of stupid, fagarina lost $150. he’s gonna be a member of the queer-leader squad in his next webcam excursion. sissy christina just got boned outta another $100

the turd I got your message but I was offline. Get your webcam set up. I think we need to go shopping again! P.S. I love this new laptop!

Just squeezed another $200 out of beerboy’s card. I’m trying to talk beerboy into selling all his valuables on ebay. Won’t that be fun?! Whosoever wants to sell their valuables on ebay let ME know. you must have an ebay account already with positive feedback and a digital camera to take pictures of the items.

brad the fag is all sad cuz I forgot to mention his little box of sweets and $100.

Everyone has to watch Farscape’s new mini series PeaceKeepers War. I don’t care if you don’t understand it because you never watched it before. Just turn your tv on. I’m a big fan of the tv show and I want the ratings to be higher so they will bring back the series. Yeah wishful thinking. But I friggin love this show and have watched every single episode at least 3 times. I love Aeryn in it! She’s so tough and hot!

pakistan pooch came back and donated another $200. I expect an update in your journal as soon as you get back online. lesbian goldcard did $200. sissy christina was forced to pay around $255 or something last night. first it sent $200 and begged to watch webcam. I was in no mood to do webcam so I let it pay to watch “things” on My webcam. First it sent $25 to watch My tennis shoes and socks and used Diet Pepsi can–then it sent another $30 after watching a bottle of My nail polish. HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA you turds are sooooo sick in the head!
beerboy is crying cuz he is $4,000 overdrawn. HAHA funny!

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I expect more money on your switch card ASAP and the WIRE you promised MADE!
Everyone is encouraged to leave a comment here urging deryck to send the vast amount of money he is promising to send. Tell him how ugly and wacky he is, cheer him on as he steps off into the abyss yet another time, remind him that everyone wants to see him cave in and suffer even more!

I’ll update later.phonecall.

beerboy joe fell off the wagon already and I got another $200 from him. Remember our “arrangement,” joey..heehee. I expect you to do EXACTLY what I say this week.or ELSE!

deryck came out of hiding and made $1,500 of donations. he is making huge promises again.we shall see what happens. I am still irate with him and acceptance will cost him tens of thousands of dollars. Will his addiction get the best of him again?

Speaking of wack-job brits, I found a new one today. he called for the first time today and spent $400. he’s REEALLY pathetic. Tomorrow he is suppose to get a webcam and put on a freakshow for ME. This might be interesting.

The irish virginpiggy lost $100 today as well.

UPDATE: beerboy joe did not officially post his last journal himself.he left it to ME in My yahoo offline messages. It’s his usual Dear Princess i-am leaving-and-never-coming-back letter. he generally sends one of this nature after every big wallet lashing I give him. I am going to start posting them all as testimony of his WEAKNESS and ADDICTION. HAHAHA I love the part about him crying this morning. *In My sweetest southern accent* “Why I do declare. I do believe I just got a damp spot in My panties reading his cry for help.” HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Where the fuck does beerboy joe get his cash after I wipe him out?!?!
you’re NOT going to believe this! I got $500 more of customer money from him THEN I ran $900 on on My main merchant account on his credit card (might have been a debit card–not sure) then another $500 on that card using another merchant account. Bringing tonight’s Grand Total to $1900! he also said he went to the post office and mailed another $500..but I’m not officially counting that money until I get it! I had a girlfriend of Mine (not a dominatrix..just girl I hang with a lot) online playing good cop and sneaking information out of him. he got so turned on by Us double-donging him that he just couldn’t resist. 🙂
$300 from a goofy new sissy guy who found Me on keen. First time he paid. he sounded like such a scaredy cat, I’m not sure if he will work out. father flatulence came around again and made $600 of donations! Then charles handjob sent Me $200. WooHoo WooHoo WooHoo! charles has paid ME before but he’s not regular. he is one of those jack-in-the-box jack-offs. Pops up out of nowhere, spends a few $100, “pop goes his weasel”, and “poof” he disappears back in to his box again for 3 or 4 mos. Tragic soul. How do these guys BEAR living without ME during their off season?? I’ll never know. I FINALLY got the Dell I wanted! I returned 2 different Dells to get this perfect one. Now I’ll be all busy transferring shit and putting in all the downloads I need.

Oh also divorcee gave ME $200 of the $300 he promised and he also pointed out that he had paid Me another $100 this week that I forgot to mention. teehee. Whoopsie.that happens you know. divorcee is SOOO BAKED on the BITCHY BEAUTY. I think he has finally given up on the idea that he will EVER recover from this addiction. I’m like LSD, baby. Try Me one time.and you’ll be having flashbacks for the rest of your life.

Tomorrow night, I won’t be home. Going out. I plan to get a good work out tomorrow afternoon

Check out pornpie freak as “Crappy the Clown”.
As usual pornpie did the webcam thang and sent ME $300. Monday I got My hair done and went out with some girls because one of My friends had Her bday. I got back around 2.a.m.

beerboy I gotcha $300 in the mail, as well as a piddly $45 or was it $35.I don’t remember now from virgin piggy.

divorcee promised ME another $300 and brad the fag will be sending more treats and $100 bill. $25 from a stranger named carlos and $200 from toejamjam. Kinda slow. Pick it up, boys!

I wish My latex would get here already so I can do some friggin photos.

I was out last night but guess who was here waiting for ME when I got home? OMG I managed to get another $400 outta beerboy joe. he is SUCH a sick puppy and JUST can’t get enough abuse! he also was forced to molest bratwurst dunked in hotsauce and hot peppers and beat his pint-sized balls.

gertie came out of hiding and gave Mariah $100 for Her trip to Vegas. (cheap cheap)

smelly balls did some beauty product shopping for ME. he probably spent around a total of $200 on moisturizers, creams, cleansers and stuff like that.

divorcee..come out, come out, come out where ever you are! Me thinketh you need to drinketh again tonite!

toiletbrush I am STILL waiting for a GIANT box of T-bones. MUST EAT REDMEAT! Everytime I get on MY period I fucking want to scarf down enormous amounts of juicy, rare slabs of USDA PRIME ANGUS BEEF. I wish I could drive out to a friggin farm and pick an entire LIVE cow out, point at it, and say “DINNER! KILL! KILL! Shoot THAT ONE for ME.” I don’t want one that has been in the freezer for a long time. I want one that was mooing YESTERDAY. I feel like such a fucking carnivore right now–like a flesh eating vampire who just wants to devour things that bleed, bite the heads off little rats like you guys, suck the life out of the living, turn MY nose up at vegetables and reek havoc!

I have really heavy, long lasting periods and I think I am more affected by them then lots of Women. I definitely feel more emotional on MY period. I fucking get bloated, gluttonous and ultra aggressive, sluggish and lazy yet hyper and highstrung.but I also get this unexplainable tribal cave WOMAN feeling to Me that is hard to explain. It’s like the urge to hunt, stalk MY prey, not wash MY hair, run around with My bloated tummy showing and throw rocks at anything that passes. Ugha Bugha.