Bounce those checks

UPDATE:
Especially for bradthefag:
ARGH! Just started My friggin period. OMG I will be sooo fucking pissed if I am on the rag next month during My vacation. There’s no friggin tracking My cycle, it’s TOTALLY unpredictable. My last one started October 31 and today is Dec 10th–the time before I started Sept 24th– it’s never the friggin same in between..sometimes I have 2 in month, sometimes I skip. I will fucking GO BALLISTIC if I start January 16th and have to spend MY entire fucking vacation running to the damned john and AAAAARGH!!!! all those gorgeous white gauzy outfits I wanted to wear in the Caribbean. I will be PISSED PISSED PISSED! Isn’t it funny how I generally have a big fucking giant shitfit rant about something 2 days before I start? Ok.so here it is, if I start MY period on the 16th.I will truly know that I am evil and shouldn’t be quite as mean to you pigheads..of course if I DON’T start on the 16th it means I am evil and that the forces that be want Me to keep on TORTURING you dumbfucks. People always talk about Karma, and what’s weird is..I do such nasty shit and Great things always continue to happen to ME.nothing bad ever frickin’ happens–it’s like I continually get blessed for MY evil deeds! I really believe that it is GOOD of ME to be such a bitch to men. teehee. (I dedicated this paragraph to brad cuz he’s bothered when I talk about My period, but hell he hasn’t had a date since the 70’s and doesn’t get much time with Women-folk.)

prissy sissy crissy will be doing a journal. he also ordered a new laptop so he could do webcam and stuff and be one of My sissy freakshows because he usually just sneaks his emails and My website from his work. We wanted to make SURE that crissy NEVER tries turning his back on his new religion, so I got his work phone number and his ex-wife’s address and phone number to keep him at My disposal for as long as I want to keep him around.

toiletbrush did some shopping for Me like I demanded. A new tankini bathing suit, then 2 resort dresses and 2 skirts from Victoria’s secret. The new sissy crissy sent $200 and has been sent out to get some sexy stuff for his cam debut. vintage furfreak got Me 2 pretty gauzy white peasant shirts and another beachy skirt. I think I’ve pretty much got all the stuff I need for My trip now, besides needing a few sunhats and more sunglasses. I go through a lot of sunglasses. I love them and wear them a lot but I also sit on them constantly or squish them in MY purse, drop them etc. I’m rough on shit. Anyway, I’m going to pick out some glasses–I never bother buying super expensive sunglasses anymore because they won’t be around for long. the new junky sent Mariah a tragic little $50 gift certificate at Amazon. the turd got Me a year subscription for Netflix. I’m thinking of getting My sisters and Mother all NetFlix subscriptions for a year for Christmas so I’ll probably be demanding more gift certificates from there in the very near future.

Tomorrow we’re going hunting for the Christmas tree. I’ll probably make you guys buy some decorations too, because all I have is pink stuff, and Wonder Woman stuff. I decided this year I was going to do a grown-up Christmas tree. I did like WonderWoman one year, the pink barbie stuff 2 years ago and then pink and white last year. This year, I’m going to try to be a little more classic. But who knows..

Well, time for the gym.

Little note to beerboy joe: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA neener neener neener! I ruined your life! you’re going to have $400 of bounced checks! Cry, sucker, cry!

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Princess 101

Update: 1:25 a.m.
HHAHA OMG beerboy called all horned up and sent $800. The funny part is..right after he squirted, (cuz he totally can’t keep himself from spontaneously erupting when I’m taking his money) he BURST into tears and begged ME to refund $300 of it. Of course, I laughed in his face, but this little loser was TOTALLY CRYING.not that pretend crying some guys do, but bawling like a little baby. he said he was “NEVER calling again.” HAHAHAHA what’s this like the 100th time he has said that? Well, that TOTALLY made MY evening!

I’ve decided that I will not allow Sharon to keep a public journal here because She doesn’t belong with the rest of you. From the few comments (which I screened) and questions guys have been asking (generally not guys who serve ME), morons asking for Me to post pics of her, what does she look like??.etc.etc. I’m picking up that you guys are getting turned on by this for the wrong reasons. So none of you will be kept abreast of the Sharon thing. FUCK you. Do you think this woman wants to serve Me to give you SOMETHING new to jerk your VILE cock over?? Truly..you men churn My stomach. No really..seriously, sometimes you guys are so fucking sickening in your delusions that that lesbian activity HAS ANYTHING FUCKING TO do with you..that it actually makes MY toned little tummy GURGLE in nausea. I’ve always kept everything I’ve done with submissive Females private because I don’t like men partaking of fem/Fem stuff, because I hate you fuckers getting turned on by it or trying to “own” the situation by overly eroticizing it. you guys don’t belong there. I only mentioned it, because Sharon truly was interested in being part of this thing and really wanted to be allowed to keep a journal and specifically asked to have her journal up with My other slaves , but you men are just too fucking perverted..you are all leg-humping dogs in heat. I might update gifts and such Sharon sends here in My diaries, but MY training methods and Her diary will not be posted public. ALL WOMEN are SUPERIOR to men, even the submissive ones, even the fat ones, the ugly ones, the fakey ones who pretend to be something they aren’t, even the hootches who steal My content and flash their titties for a dollar. ALL WOMEN ARE SUPERIOR to men —Superior to you. BUT I AM SUPERIOR to just about everyone. Only some Women deserve WORSHIP and that is why I am Worshipped by soooo many.

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EVERYONE wants to serve PRINCESS!

Wow. I met MY first female moneyslave today. I’ve dealt with Female submissives before, but I have never met one into financial slavery. She of course, is not a lowlife male sub like you guys and do NOT even think of her as one of you. Sharon truly wanted to serve as My moneyslave and it seemed cruel not to allow her to serve Me financially. Sharon paid her first $200 today. Sharon has no children and her husband is the main provider of the family. She has been forbidden to copulate with her husband because I plan to turn her away from dick permanently. She also will be tucking away as much of her husband’s money for My spending pleasure. Of course, I am not being totally greedy, I’ve even made sure She spent some extra money on herself. Sharon has been instructed to join a gym and starts working out regularly every night after work instead of coming home to her husband and cooking for him. Who knows..no dinner, no sex–perhaps jimbo will pack his bag and leave and Her and I can split his alimony. I’ve given her a shopping assignment of girly toiletries and things for ME that you guys usually wind up fucking up. Sharon will be turning her back on men and becoming a Future Lesbian of Tomorrow and has been given certain training activities to help her start “batting for the winning side” instead of playing with the strike-out little leaguers “men.” We plan on selling jim’s golfclubs on ebay. Won’t that be a hoot? We shall see how it goes. Anyway, Sharon had asked me to post an entry here which I did,but it was kinda long so I just told her to add it to the comments instead herself. She wants to start a journal here like some of My other slaves, but I am not sure how I feel about that yet. I’ll have to think about it.

easy’s $300 got here today, so did one of My sarongs, the little camera and a few pretty white sundresses. brad the fag’s Dior foundation and Bobbi Brown makeup brush showed up a few days ago. Received $250 from twinkie and of course MY ipod from secret shopper. he heard the voice clip and bought just seconds later! toiletbrush: I found a bunch of stuff at Victoria’s Secret that I must have! Few swimsuits and resortwear! Call Me tonite for your list. My new junky got Me the other Firm Step off My amazon as well. vintage furfreak bought Me a really pretty dress and 2 skirts from Boston Proper. $25 from who I think is loopy for legs. UPDATE: the new junky also bought Mariah a pair of dress pants off Her amazon wishlist.

If anything new happens, I’ll update later tonite.

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Princess speaks and you all listen!

UPDATE: New sissy who calls himself sissy chrissy (NOT sissy christina or the other sissy christy who sent Me pics this week–sissies really like the name chrissy). This guy just found MY site yesterday and did $175 today. The funny thing is, he sounds totally like Snagglepuss! Heavens to Murgatroid! he’s a pissdrinking sissy even!

In a great mood! I thought it would be fun to sorta make a voiceblog for today.
(The voice log has expired..if you didn’t hear it already, I guess you were too slow–so sad)
If I do this more in the future.I will just continue to change this file. In other words listen to it now, cuz it will probably change.

Howdy Ho!
How’s all My little pigdroppings?
eatsusedrubbers who’s now officially been upgraded to the name loves2suckblackcock donated $600. Here’s a pic of him with his favorite dildo. Check back in tonite because I wanna get some new pics of you soon and find you a place to go for a COCK-HUNT! sheepshagger did $150 last night. GET your friggin webcam, sheepshagger! It’s time I see your goofy little face! MY new junky got Me a few small things off MY amazon wishlist.   I also got a few more Firm DVD’s from My secret shopper.

theturd: EMail ME ASAP I still haven’t received that order from westwardbound. I swear I am DONE having guys shop there.they SUCK! They have fucked up EVERY order so far. I also sent you a new shopping order. Get to it quickly.

Totally gotta go workout. I’ll update later tonite, probably!

A mean Princess voiceclip! I have a long voice clip for MY rant from earlier this week that I think you wanks will enjoy immensely. It will be available to members only later on tonite probably.

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PRINCESS POWER!

Quick update Sunday Morning 3:00a.m. : Went out tonite and just got back. Kinda have a rum headache. I’m going to beddybye. I did manage to stiff deadman dan out of $300 right before I left to go out, overlooked a $100 payment from a josh, got $100 from german dragqueen foxy roxy and $125 from terrance.
buh-bye!

NO news from brian yet. Then again, I don’t think he has a home computer. Here’s an example of a few of the many polaroids I have of him. (These are tamer ones) I’m soooooo glad I have ACTUAL polaroids and not just digital photos or blurry webcam pics to print. However I have made a LOT of copies of these with MY photo printer. Anyway, PHASE 2 starts monday.

brian has called Me on numerous occasions throughout the years and ALWAYS has to pay $300 to talk to ME. That’s the way it’s always been. As usual he agreed to it, gave ME all the billing information and did his little phone call like he always has. This last time he has some strange fit and calls the next day all tweaked out, asking for partial refund in a very demanding rude way. Time for payback. Let this be a lesson learned for the rest of you. Loathe yourself all you friggin want. BUT DO NOT project your self-loathing on ME. The best way to get away from ME..is to UNPLUG your computer and SLINK away quietly with your tail between your legs. The next day when you wake up with your own sperm still on your breath and realize how stupid and weak you were–how pathetic and lowly, the filthy things you did, the way you groveled, the stuff you said, the money you lost. Hate yourself and deal with yourself.but do not attempt to gleam some minute portion of your lost male pride by calling ME back with a fucking hateful tone. you will ONLY wind up REGRETTING it more. Going to blame the whiskey because you can’t stop drinking? Blame McDonald’s cuz you are a fat ass and can’t stop pigging out? Camel cigarettes because you smoke 2 packs every day? NO, you are to blame. you are weak, you are dick-driven, you are easy. This is the last I will discuss this matter. Now is the time for ACTION!

Capturing the Friedman’s was probably one of the most interesting documentaries I have ever watched. I might even re-watch it tomorrow. I highly recommend it, especially for those who are fans of documentaries.

Let’s see.well I have plenty of time to plan for My trip. We’ve decided to leave January 17th. I wanted to stay 10 days but My friend has to be back to work so we will probably only stay 6-7 nights. Must suck to have to work for a living. Yippy! Don’t have to reorder My birth certificate. It has been found. 🙂

 

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Pull out the wallets, bend over and prepare to get BANGED!

Update again: How did I manage to forget to add that beerboy joe did $200 too. (Broke muddah fuckah.)

Update: oops, forgot to mention that pakistan pooch sent $100 also got some more pics of his GRODY apartment. I see My amazon items are flitting away. My new junky got My cosmetic bag off Amazon and one of the more expensive sarongs and I’m not sure who got the other sarongs and the sunscreen and stuff–could it be secret shopper?? vintage fur freak just spent around $125 for a few white gauzy beachwear things.

Just updated My old Christmas page. Haven’t a single thing to besides updating MY handwritten Christmas list. (This is a temporary Christmas list.) I plan on giving it some more thought tonite and adding some smaller items for you po’ folk..and also try to make it a bit more legible. 🙂 I also added MY new scotty clause jingle to it, but the design is all the same. I have a few other Christmas pages I will try to find the links to and perhaps add an easy wishlist with links to the items to make it easier for you dumbfucks to shop.
The Christmas Page I still laugh outloud when I re-read MY Night Before Christmas poem.
This year I want a fucking BUNCH of pics of guys dressed up as sissy elfs and Miss Santas. Let’s see how many I can get! Dress up as an elf or Miss Santa and send it in! Be one of PRINCESS’ little helpers for the HOLIDAYS!

Hi dingdongs. Still looking through resorts and stuff and going to start on a travel wishlist. Whereever I decide on going, I assure you I am getting the BEST! I wanna little butler, the finest cuisine and powdersugar beaches. I’ve been reading reviews trying to narrow My search.

Anyhoo, got $300 out of pornpie freak, another $100 from the divorcee, $300 from david the 5’4 midget. he’s paid before but hasn’t been around for months. Shame on you! twinkie spent $100 for this groovy jamesbond girl swimsuit. lesbiangoldcard got soo titilated by us girls going on vacation that he promised to pay $1000 of it and sent $500 of it to Me today! I’m getting all kinds of annoying requests to pay Our way IF we take the guy with Us. FUCK you! THE LAST fucking thing I want on My romantic vacation is to drag one of you ugly, bald, dork ass losers around with Me in paradise. GOD, you are deluded freaks! you wanna pay OUR way all by yourself? I might send you My sandy bikini bottom as a treat afterwards ..then again ..I might send you jackshit!!

My snazzy ricecooker came today and My NewYears dress, but I have to return it because it was too big in the waist. Pooey 🙁

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your Christmas Bonuses are ALL MINE!

I’m going cross-eyed looking at resort pages and expedia.com and flight schedules. I was thinking about taking a friend to Aruba or St Maarten or something for Christmas instead of staying around and doing the boring family, snow, hollyjolly ho-hum stuff.but I think I waited too long to get anything decent since all the resorts are crammed packed for Christmas. SHIT! 🙁 Now, I’m grouchy.. Maybe I’ll go somewhere in mid january instead–it is sorta last minute.and I would have tons of shopping to do..and could definitely find better accomodations after Christmas..plus I need to find MY birth certificate.I don’t think I’ve seen it since I’ve moved. Man, I wish I had thought of this earlier. Those of you with good recommendations for nice resorts in the caribbean let Me know. I don’t want anyplace really touristy.

Let’s see..BIGGAYFAG UK you’re fucking worthless ass owes ME $200 NOW! HA! Another $100 out of the divorcee! russell sent another $100, fagarina sent $100, $300 from smalldick SD, secret shopper got MY nice electric ricemaker thingie off MY amazon wishlist and someone has seemed to have purchased MY jojoba oil. fatmac get back to ME ASAP. Mariah REALLY loves those shoes but She needs them in black not red. She said you could either
a. Buy Her the black ones too.
b. return the red ones and exchange for the black ones and have your ass kicked in.

barnyardtoilet, you weren’t keeping your diary updated, so I updated it for you.

brianscumfest did $300 he is such a fucking goober. All he wants to do is talk about being kicked in the balls..and the minute you start talking about it, he secretly starts jerking or something and just poofs disappears. easy scott, HAHA! Oh he’s sooo fucking easy to bag. I sent him MY new luscious leggy photos and instantly he was reduced to a whimpering little puppydog, begging for not-so-nice things. “Oh please Princess take My family christmas money because I’d much rather be scotty-clause for you.” OH My gawd! you are SOO burning in hell, scott! he lost $300 of his Holiday spending cash. Here’s a demented little song I want you to call and sing to ME..be sure you have some little jingle bells to tinkle while you’re singing.

Jolly ol’ Saint ScottyClause,
lean your ear this way!
Don’t you tell a single soul
what I’m going to say:
Christmas Eve is coming soon;
now, you dumb old man
Whisper what you’ll bring to me;
tell me if you can.

Misses Santa Clause your poor wife
gets just a lump of coal.
She will find a brand new man
cuz you’re a broke old troll.
Underneath your Christmas tree
there won’t be a thing.
You sold out your family
for your slimey dingaling.
All the stockings you will find
hanging in a row
Mine will be the biggest one,
you’ll be sure to know

Bobby wants a pair of skates,
Suzy wants a sled
they wont get a single thing
cuz you bought PRINCESS stuff instead!

HOHOHO! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRY CHRISTMAS PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEWS FLASH
Oh one more thing. Time to REPORT all Christmas Bonuses. Either report your amount here or email ME privately. I get the entire thing. You can sign over the Bonus checks directly to SIERRA HORIZONS or pay some other way. I prefer to have the entire checks though.cuz it would be funny to photocopy them for souvenirs.

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