UPDATE: I know the Ladies are all very against Me entering mark in the calendar boy contest.but OMG..how can any Woman resist this hot bod???

HAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG he’s GROSS!!!!
he’s trying to push a turd out right now.
Rush all your Valentine cards to:
mark francis, 446 Rae Street , Fitzroy Nth Vic 3068 Australia

Hey boys! I just finished up My members diary entry.
At first he wasn’t willing to say “Princess take every dime in the account” or “please, i beg that YOU empty my credit union account,” so I grabbed him by the back of the head and smashed it down hard onto the steering wheel and honked the car horn with his head. Whenever he hesitated in saying something, slam HONNNNNNNK! After repeating this ritual several times, tim stop hesitating and promptly agreed to everything I told him.
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I also added a few more pics of ME gloating over My cash. you freaks are gonna drool for this entire entry. For new members, I have also rotated in MY “human garbage can” gallery for this month’s rotational archive page.

Oh I have a crazy idea! I wanna do sorta a web calendar of the World’s Most Unsexy men. I want all MY out of shape, hairy, balding potbelly losers to take pictures of themselves posing like beefcake calendar models. you know, like Mr March dressed up in a bow tie, skimpy undies, tuxedo vest with no shirt flexing his muscles and trying to look all dreamy or Mr August dressed up in a cowboy hat, spurs and boots and nothing else holding a lasso or chewing on a piece of straw trying to look all sultry. The fact that most of you are total out of shape fugly mutts with 4 inch dingdongs will make this a very amusing project. Contact Me if you are interested in being one of Princess’ calendar boys and I will assign you a month and special look. I would prefer if you took these with a timer and a digital camera or something, but I will accept webcam shots too if they turn out ok.
baboon and fagarina you both are definitely gonna do this. Which other ones of you are going to volunteer? Then we can have a poll and have everyone vote for which one of you freaks are the World’s Most Unsexy man! No crossdressing.I want you guys “trying” to look like studs. HAHA

UDPATE: again
Just cleaned out another 10 or more site on My toplist. Do not email Me crying if I delete you. I can delete anyone I want off My toplists. (I can even delete those who steal My keyword meta tags–oh what a coincidence..they were even in the same exact order.)

UPDATE: Jan 30 2:55 p.m.
russell isn’t very happy about having to wear his dillyboppers today. HAHA he just sent $100. Right now I am busy working on the diary entry for MY members only area. you guys have been showing interest in knowing what movies and tv I like because I am such a scifi and movie buff. I decided to add this today. I might add some more little tidbits about interests and hobbies later.

JROTH someone is in your yahoo account. They were sending off those password fishing links.

pepe le penislover is a brand new guy! he’s drinking cognac and he’s all drunk and totally sissying out. he is pretty funny and sent $300. Update: make that $500!!!

I’m still all hyped up from My 22,000! WootWoot! Actually including the $1000 he sent the day before and the $31 he had in his wallet–timmy lost $23,031. HAAHA I let him keep the coins in his pocket though. munnyhunny was sooo turned on by My pillaging that he called and spent $1,300! Weeee! Hi-diddly dee! you ALL WISH you were ME!! Oh well, I guess I better stop blabbing about MY big haul and rubbing it in everyone’s noses.

$200 from terrance and a little disgusting $20 GC from a cokehead charlie. FUCK you.

Oh brad the fag, I have one more thing I want you to add to your package. Another block or two of some really good parmesean cheese.

AllStarDoms new toplist Mistresses with decent sites are welcomed to join.

I’m not sure if I am going out tonite. The weirdest thing happened. I woke up with a scratch on My forehead. It’s like 3 inches long. Not really deep or anything. I know I got it in MY sleep cuz I put on MY face moisturizer right before I went to bed. Anyway, right now its still fresh and I don’t think I wanna go out in public and have everyone ask where I got this scratch.cuz I totally don’t know where the hell it came from! I couldn’t find anything I could scratch Myself with in My bed and I don’t have a cat or anything. Maybe I’m a stigmata! LoL Oh well, hopefully it will be gone in a day or 2. It’s just a really faint surface scratch so it won’t scar or anything. But I’m really vain, so we Pretties are staying home and eating chili verde and watching netflix movies.

I’m just soo happy today!

Wish this picture was centered. 🙁
Anyway, I am SO FRICKIN’ GOOD!!! Eat your hearts out!
Wanna see what $22,000 in $100 bills looks like?
Click to see fullsized. Saved it giant so you could see the details and see that it’s actually all $100’s. 🙂 I was going to lay them out straight but tired of it so I just fanned them out in groups of 10.

Here I am beaming over My loot!! This photo will be available fullsize for MEMBERS ONLY. Got the screen up cuz Im in the laundry room which isn’t exactly the purdiest room in the house.

I GOT IT!!! $22,000.00 all in $100 bills!!! I’m gonna go take pics!!

Last night got $300 out of this weird ass loser who claims to work at Applebees. It was his first time. he seemed like another wack-job though. $50 from one of MY leg guys. (send another!) This other guysent $150 through partykey.which sucks SOO much ass. So far I only see $50 of it.but sometimes they are slow. $50 from billyustinc and $150 from latexlover..now to the exciting news!

Guess what!? timothy is back! he’s the guy I took to the bank in 2000 and withdrew thousands of dollars and bought MY jeep. I am meeting him this afternoon to go to the credit union and withdrawing cash!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he sent $1,000 WU to prove he was willing (last time I made him mail the $1000 beforehand to prove he was genuine.) he gave Me his wife’s cell phone # which I just called to make sure it was her.and it was. After I asked for her by name I gave her some poll I found in a magazine. hahhaha! Anyway, the western union is here and after I finish painting MY toes (he has a crazy foot fetish) I am going to be meeting to go to the credit union and withdraw his cash! YOWZA!! Part of the deal is, no pics of him..but you can bet you’re ass I’ll be taking pics of Me with his money. There’s over 15,000 in the credit union account! WOOHOO! Well I just found a pair of dirty workout shortie socks, I’m taking along to inspire him. This guy has to be fucking ancient by now.cuz he was OLD as dirt 5 years ago. I’ll be posting MY spoils here later Im sure..but I’ll put the juicy tidbits of what I do to him in My members diary probably. Anyway, wish Me luck!!

DANARDO the Psychotic Doofus. DO NOT IM again. Nobody wants to blackmail a hostile turd begging for it. I did NOT appreciate your messages today. you sicken Me.

NOTE to other “bad” men. If you are not a NICE submissive man who admires dominant Women..I am NOT in the least bit interested in dominating you. I do this because I enjoy kind subs who truly get pleasure making ME happy and seeing ME happy..NOT rude, hostile fuckers who want to be punished for being a despicable human being. Lately I have been getting all these NASTY guys trying to message and call. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? I’ve said this before..IF MAKING ME happy does NOTHING for you..fucking scoot on down the road and get what you want somewhere else.

It’s no secret, I will use coercion to get what I want..but HERE’s the secret..the REAL thrill of tormenting a sub..is the fact that IN SPITE of all the cruel things You do, in spite of how You manipulate and torture him, in spite of what You take from him and how much You make him suffer, how far in debt you put him..he can’t stop loving You..he can’t stop needing You, he can’t stop craving You. There is no thrill in interacting with mean guys who don’t give a flying fuck about You.

UPDATE: JAN. 25 7:00 p.m.
Didn’t want to waste an entire entry thingie for this. Here’s a few more vacation photos. These are all more scenic, so don’t get too excited. None of MY fishies died while I was gone although I did lose an angelfish before I left. I need to replace him. Anyway, I had a few guys watching fishtank cam today. HAHA the funny part is.they actually sat there and watched it. The aquarium is nothing special..just My blue beta, a few kissing fish, tetras, guppies and a few others. That’s a photo of half the tank, I had the suicidal red Beta in a seperate tank and he and his little box sorta uglies up the aquarium so I left him out of the pic. his fins are slowly but surely growing back. This is waay more than he had right after he ate himself. Before he totally looked like a hideous fat red sperm with a very short tail. he’s so fucking ugly. I just wish he would die. hmmm..who else have I said that about this week?

Just got back from My workout. Ugh, it’s hard to get back in the groove after you take a week or so off of working out. I’m cooking tonite. Can you believe it? Im going to try curry potatos, boiled eggs and shrimp. I can’t eat the taters though. 🙁 Toodly loo!
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Added a small gallery of 10 photos to MEMBERS ONLY. Kinda a so-so gallery. Photos from the day I was wearing divorcee’s necklace and the gypsy skirt and a few of Me in the tropical skirt. Find them HERE.

So far today I got $200 from sharon, $200 from the divorcee, $100 from some guy with a leg fetish and $250 from moneyhunny. I know a lot of you guys are rooting for the Harley instead of the chopper. I dunno. I’m going to go ride both this week and see. I’m really kinda want something that has that long reach leather daddy look. Maybe I need to get BOTH! Too early to decide until I test ride em. One of the chopper guys who was obviously infatuated with Me after My visit to the shop, left around 2 dozen messages on My machine. he mentioned wanting to build My bike personally by himself and not charging for labor and something about taking pics with their bikes for their website and magazines or some shit. And how I look like Gena Davis and Liv Tyler and Daryl Hannah and myriad of other female stars that look nothing alike. he wants to know when I’m coming down to test ride and if I want to go out for a beer after. HA! Yeah right. Dream on. Fucking little sucker. I feel a good deal coming My way. I ain’t about to be some bike model or go anywhere with him, but I bet I can cut that little fucker down in no time. heehee We shall see. he also mentioned finding one of MY long curly hairs at the shop and how he saved it and said something corny about that which I couldn’t really make out, so he sounds like a natural type you can walk all over. I’ll find out soon enough.
Think I’m heading to bed. Tomorrow I’m hitting the gym big time! Nighty!

Oh Mah Gawd. I’m back and I’m BURNT!

My roasted face. My forehead is so peeling now. 🙁

For those who know, I had first planned to go to aruba and then last minute flight messup/schedule problem but we wound up going to another Caribbean island instead. I’m kinda secretive about shit because I plan on going back and am always half expecting some stalker to show up or something.I share with some of you.but the rest of you people don’t need to know every single minute detail of MY life..anyway, OMG I am soo glad we went here instead!!! This luxury resort was soooo PERFECT!!! It was soo lush and beautiful and the weather was gorgeous! Well, except one day it was cloudy. I’m fried but I had so much fun. This place was like a tropical DisneyLand! Accept there was hardly anyone there. Here’s one of My favorite pics I took there. It’s a small secluded resort with tons of staff that ran and served you like royalty. Whiteglove service in the restaurants, rose petals in the bed every night(lol), flute playing at breakfast. There were 2 beaches. One was a tad bit longer walk but totally secluded, We’d be sharing the entire beach with like 8 people–sometimes only 3 or 4! It was soo friggin’ awesome! No noise, NO outsiders. We drank and drank and drank and pigged out. Those beach chairs were totally fluffy comfortable and everyone had a private little beach bamboo umbrella shelter thingie. No walking for drinks or waiting in line for a second even. The food was OUTSTANDING.well, except for the quail I tried one night. I gained back the weight I lost after My Christmas binge, about 4 lbs 🙁 so I’m low carbing for a few weeks. I shocked the hell out of My system pouring all those sugary drinks and rich desserts and pastas into MY body. The room was fabulous! This one wasn’t beach-front like the original resort I had decided on, it was oceanview suite with a balcony.and OMG what a friggin view! The balcony sort of wrapped around so on one side you got a view of all this lush greenery and then directly in front of the room you got a perfect view of ocean and it was bright blue. The suite was lovely with two large bathrooms, giant 4-poster bed, spacious sitting area, and a jacuzzi. This was also a spa, so we did the hot rock massages outside on this cliff thing overlooking the sea. I’ve never been into the massage thing, but this was cool. We also got manicures, pedicures and facials. I skipped the aromatherapy and the mud wrap things. We didn’t do as much water activities as we had planned. We just vegged and explored a lot. I took lots of pictures of the scenery. This really was the best vacation I ever had. Flew first class, great accomodations, dynamite food and not a care in the world. 🙂 The only bad part is we did NOT stay long enough. I really wish we had done 10-14 days instead. It was THE most fairytale resort I have ever seen and the food was first class..I can’t wait to go back. I had such a good time…THEN I come back to see you fuckers misbehaving. deryck is being a gameplaying dick again, billystinc and the barnyardtoilet are having a freakfeud, mark francis is smelling up the place and I got LESS than a $1,000 in donations while I was gone!!! you CHEAP LITTLE FUCKTARDS!! First thing, barnyard, you go make a donation–NOW! mark francis, you are a rude, sexist pig and I am removing you from the piglist, billy incUstink, you ARE A CHEAP FUCK–deal with it. EVERYONE hates you because you DO NOT do your part. Go make another donation and I don’t care if you have to sell plasma or rattle a tin can on the side of the street to get it. BAD men! BAD BAD men! I swear men are like fucking mutts, that if you leave them unattended for just a few days, they forget everything you teach them and are back to their bad habits of sniffing at crotches, yapping, and pissing on every corner. Every single one of you, need to be muzzled and beaten with a BIG STICK!
UPDATE:
oh celibate george, I got your gascard in the mail.and the keys got here safely too.

I’m going to have to pick out some new luggage and you guys will have to pay for it. My wonderful GIANT suitcase’s friggin wheel was broken or something by some shithead airport worker who seemingly drug it around or something because the base looks all ground down and abused. That was a real pisser. Thank Goddess it happened somewhere on My way home because I swear that bag weighed like 75 lbs or some shit. Anyway, I really liked MY luggage set, maybe I can find one single giant high quality suitcase that sorta matches it so I don’t have to toss out the rest of MY set. It was SOOOo fucking cold when we got home! POUT POUT POUT I’m so pissy that I’m home again. Hey divorcee, did you tell everyone that your male prostitute said you could get freebies anytime you want now?? heehee

I’m leaving for the Caribbean tomorrow! (Actually I guess it’s today now, I got to get My ass to bed.) While I’m soaking in the sun, sipping foofoo drinks in MY bikini, you guys can pay Me for luxuriating.
Pay while Princess Plays!
(Those of you with the SierraHorizons donation link page can use that one instead if you want.)

Me and MY other evil twin sister. Why don’t you spoil BOTH of Us and make 2 donations today? heehee
Oh My, you little bitches have been crying like babies because livejournal went down for almost 2 days. HAHA! you fucking little junkies!

Took a few pics wearing a necklace divorcee got Me. Had to make this one black and white too cuz it was a bit over exposed. I really need to figure out this camera’s flash . I like this pic, I look all young, cutesy and chubby cheeked or something. Kinda strange cuz the tiny pic of Me was taken just a few seconds before and My face looks more long. This is an outfit I’m taking with Me for vacation, kinda a gypsy thing with a skirt and a hip scarf.(photo removed.members only now)

Friday afternoon I went to a bike shop to check out some custom choppers. I’m trying to decide if I should get a custom chopper like this. (Ignore the paintjob on this–I can pick out anything I want.)

OR a Harley Dyna Wide Glide

Decisions decisions. See, the Harley’s aren’t very “chopper” looking anymore and they all kinda look a like. The Harley is gonna be way more comfortable than the chopper. On the otherhand, the chopper has a bigger engine– 110 cubic inch while the harleys have 88. The chopper will cost more, but I don’t really care. But do I want a bike that isn’t a Harley?.I don’t know if a custom chopper would retain it’s value like Harleys do. I completely can’t decide. 🙁 I like both bikes but they are really different from each other.
Poll time! What do you think would make Princess look like a bigger bad ass? A chopper or a Harley? Think about it and I’ll add a poll when I get back. I’m not waiting for the deadbeat deryck to buy it anymore. That little fucker has been promising MY bike for a year now. FUCK him! I’m paying cash for it because I want it NOW. you guys are all going to start donating to MY bike fund to pay ME back for it. If I get a chopper I wanna order it in the next few weeks so I have plenty for it to get built and a paint job by the time it warms up. As soon as deryck sees My hiney sitting on the bike he COULDA bought, he’ll whip out that wallet and make up for it three-fold anyway. Can’t tell Mom that I’m getting one though. She’s SO anti-motorcycle. Back when She was in Her early 20’s She had a bad accident on one. Someone turned in front of Her and She wound up with the bike on top of her and the muffler burnt a big hole in Her thigh. She had it skin grafted but it was very painful and left kinda a big dent in Her upper thigh. Mom was riding all by Herself, too–even back in the old days! You didn’t catch MY mama riding bitch behind some man! She had some pretty toughgirl jobs when She was young before She went to college. She was lineman who climbed telephone poles, a horse trainer and a lifeguard. So anyway, that was before She turned into a little birdfeeder-giving, Eddie Bauer wearing, G Dubya Bush hatin’, lesbian crusader and professor. It’s kinda weird.She’s suddenly gotten old and is doing old lady stuff like talking to Her parakeets and planting vegetable gardens. Every so often I go off on a tangent on Ma, but I just love My Mom.She’s soo awesome! Where was I? Oh yeah, well I have decided I am DEFINITELY getting a bike.SOON!

Anyway, after checking out bikes we went to dinner and I had THE stiffest margarita ever. It was yummy though.

I’m staying home tonight (Saturday) so I can finish packing for My trip. I always pack way too much. My suitcase is HUGE! A few of the restaurants at the resort are formal, so I gotta pack a few pair of dress shoes. Shoes take up so much room. I leave sunday and will be back saturday. I doubt I’ll be online at all on My vacation. I don’t think the resort has in-room internet access, they might have an internet cafe, either way..you guys will be THE LAST thing on My mind during vacation. 🙂 And I am NOT taking the laptop. If I do log in at the resorts internet cafe, it will probably only be once or twice to check billing and empty MY emails. you can still leave comments here as usual, they will just take awhile to show up because I won’t be around much to screen them.

I’m gonna remove divorcee’s cocksuck picture because he’s been very good and I promised I would. I expect you boys to keep your diaries up too. Whosoever mucks up, will pay hell when I get back.

YIPPY! Be good boys and send Princess all ya’ money! See ya next week, losers and fans!
**MISS BITCH AMERICA wave!**

Had to put this on top again.

Lots of goodies came by mail today. My Bobbi Brown lip and eye palette got here from celibate george and I’m very happy with it. I got a bunch of stuff from Victoria Secrets, about 4 blouses, pants, a bra, lipliner, body splash and a yoga jacket, a $160 dress from Boston Proper which I didn’t care for (I’ll exchange it for something nice in their catalogue), brad the fag’s lame little package came with 2 cheap gifts, $50 in a Xmas card from “an admirer”, and mark francis’ card and $140 in cash. SEE mark’s cash. Check out how he begs Me to help beautify him for Female companionship. I must admit, I am perfect for the job, I know what straight chicks want! lol 😉

$300 from that lame slut drunk tom. This is what he looks like now.he’s been passed out forever.
the junky got Me the Clinique makeup remover I wanted and this eyemakeup thingie majiggy off My amazon wishlist. I also got $200 from toejamjam just a few minutes ago.