The Bombshell!

UPDATE:
Ugh. I totally have been sick the last 2 days–all congested and sniffy and stuff. Even MY tummy is upset a bit:( I haven’t worked out saturday, sunday or monday! I’m going into exercise withdrawals! I’ve been eating nothing but sugarfree mint icecream cuz it’s the only thing I can taste. I only like mint icecream when I’m sick. No matter how stuffy you are, you can still taste it.

Everyone is flipping for the new pics as I expected! They really turned out nice. vintage furfreak whipped out $800! Oh, and $25 for some small cosmetic item on ebay. Woohoo. you’re My favorite pig of the day. he loves seeing Me in stuff he’s purchased. Makes him go wacko in the head and is easily manipulated. hehehe. virgin piggy did $100 and another $100 a few days ago that I forgot to mention here. virgin piggy you are so fucking totally lame! Get another job, freak!ย  footwimp just paid another $50, sissy tommikins called and paid another $200. Note to sissy tommikins: as soon as you get back from your business trip, CALL ME! We’re going to set you off for another dick sucking excursion in the adult bookstore. Every dick you get–you pay ME $100 for! We’re going to start early and I’m gonna keep you servicing those boys all night long!

fagarina spent $100 on Veronica’s bedspread and sent Me $100 as well, luvs2suckit bought items of the wishlists.ย  I emailed father flatulence with two of the giant new pics I took and he caved in and sent $200. ๐Ÿ™‚ $200 from some strange guy on yahoo who paid $200 and then ran away right after ?! Friggin’ kook! The junky got My 2 red dwarf DVD’s. I got fagarina a $20 green bikini off ebay because he’s broke. he has to pay Me back $100 on friday to make up for it. Don’t forget to find some more funny st patty’s accessories for your march photo debut, faggy!

Oh My bike is coming around but I haven’t been in to see it cuz of My cold. I guess they will be taking it apart soon to get painted. I still haven’t decided on the paint!

p.s. barnyard, prepare for the worse!

Took a few shots last night. This one is awesome full-sized. Think I’ll use them and go fishing for suckahs today! teehee I’ll update later.

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I’m a widdle homewrecker!

steveย  you suck!

WooHoo! After much persistence, brainwashing and “tinkering” with divorcee’s little mushy brain, his wife has finally came around and is talking about divorcing him by summer! She is totally convinced that he is having an affair! An affair! HAHAHA hmmm..well, I guess she can call it that. I boof her husband’s creditcard on a regular basis, fuck his head, Bang the hell out of his credit and lovingly wrap My savage little fingers right around his warm, still-beating heart. I’ve even made him suck cock one time–so I guess that makes it a fairytale romance (him being a fairy and all.) I guess he and his wife had a very active sex wife until I came into the picture. he hasn’t had sex with her for months and on the occasion that he tries he can’t even manage to get his limp little noodle to stand at half-mast! HAHAAHAHHA So she insists its because he is having an affair with another Woman. What’s funny is..he’d rather have her freaking out about him having an affair rather than her to realize he’s a little brainwashed submissive zombie. Well whatever, I’ve wanted her out of the picture anyway for a long time. I’m sure she’d thank Me in the long run. She’ll find somebody else and I’ll have the divorcee exactly where I want him! To celebrate he promised ME $300 in a few days when he gets paid. divorcee when you get your divorce papers, send Me a copy so I can hang it on My fridge!
*INSERT EVIL WITCHYPOO LAUGHTER!

UPDATE:
Hey asswipes. I decided I MIGHT do a set of pics with some stocking top showing. I have a few british guys who have been begging for them. I think I have like 4 pics top in stockings. I have one guy who’s been beating his weenie over those old ones on MY donation page for frickin’ years. So anyway, I have no idea where the few garter belts I had now so I added another one to MY wishlist as well as a robe and a few pair of stockings too. I didn’t even bother worry about getting the most expensive silk ones.cuz I’ll rip them before the pictures are done–I always do. This place is cool because their stockings fit all the way up to 6’2. A normal chick’s stockings fit like knee highs on Me! They make them so fucking short and I like them up really high. So get them now, before I change My mind. I’m not so keen on stockings–I might get pissed and decide not even wear them. SUCKS to be you!
toiletbrush, contact Me!! It’sย  fucking high time you made yourself useful and I have some VS stuff I want. chop chop

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Adored by the masses

Here’s a little tiny teaser practice pic Mariah took. (moved pic up one entry) She plans on taking some better and bigger ones tonite or tomorrow. Stay tuned. I wish Veronica would stop adding those nasty hootchie shoes on her list. Some of them are soo fucking bad–it’s embarrasing! Well the Diesel ones and Cherry ones are ok.but the others.lordie. Both of My sisters are waiting for deryck to pop up so I can give him their newest demands. Veronica just messaged and said is “he back yet?” If any of you guys wanna get Veronica the hootchie shoes you’ll either have to send a GC for them or have shipped here and I’ll forward them to her because they don’t have the anonymous shipping option.

We’ve all been updating our amazon wishlist like crazy.
Mariah’s wishlist
Veronica’s wishlist
My wishlist

applebees zombie Sent $200 more. Go wipe some more tables off and bring Me some more moola!

sissy tommikins came out of hiding and sent $300 and also sucked 2 dicks in the adult bookstore while I listened in. It was hysterical when the second guy told him to be quiet because tommikins was moaning too loudly as he enjoyed the guy’s cock. ewwwwwwwwwwwww

barnyard toilet is an annoying moodswinging asshole. he fucking needs his two front teeth knocked out. One second he’s “going to be good” the next minute “he needs to get out.” Fuck you, buddy! I enjoyed your $300 you sent today.and I’ll enjoy doing something mean and sneaky to you when you try running again. you want your freedom– PAY FOR IT!! Otherwise, I’m making FUCKING you up MY pet project for the week!

baboon you are in deep doodoo for fibbing about barnyard contacting you FIRST! you messaged him first you little screwy bastard!

Ever since I took on Sharon, I have been approached by several other Female subs seeking financial slavery. Most of them are not worth all the hassle. Sharon though, has been tons of fun and has been following My guidelines.
Anyway, a few of you femsubs have really pissed Me off recently — and I’m fed up with your behavior. I have laid down some laws for Female supplicants and any other Females who have been contemplating serving Me. Read this before contacting Me. Enough is enough.

Veronica updated Her amazon wishlist with a few items today.

So I got a few fish today cuz I lost a few from ich like I said. Well one was this angelfish who was totally dead when it got here. Im surprised any of them survived cuz this place didnt even put a little heater in there there was just this funny heating beanbag thing that was totally ice cold. So anyway, this little angelfish was totally dead, floating upside down I pushed it out of the water and it did nothing, no gill movement .nada.I poked it with My finger..nada. so I just left it in the bag and emptied the other fish and stuff.a few hours later I looked at it again for some reason and it was still dead floating upside down. Well I didn’t want to flush it down the toilet cuz it was kinda big, so when one of the guys got here to take out the trash I was going to give him the fish to toss and the little fucking fish was swimming around. It was sooo fucking weird. That fish was floating upside down looking dead as a doorknob for hours! Now he looks all fine and is happily swimming around the tank. I wonder if I resurrected that fishy with the touch of My finger??

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Take the bait, boys!

Update: March 1 12:34 a.m.
My new gallery and voice clip lured one of My scaredycat members out of the shadows. he called and spent $200 plus his phonecall and entertained Me doing some stupid man tricks. ๐Ÿ™‚ Another victim snared by Sierra. heehee. footwimp did another $50 too.

HAHAHAHA wimpdick said THE funniest thing today: “when i first contacted You, i actually thought there was a small chance You might like me and tell me i wasn’t a loser or gross or anything.”
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!! MY SIDES! MY SIDES! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Update: Just got another $110 from the mondo loser virgin piggy. he’s been hiding out for awhile now. he works at a grocery store. he’s so fucking tragic.

Heya I got another $545 from deryck last night. he also spent $545 on gifts on MY sisters’ amazon wishlists. So that comes to a total of almost $1100. The rule is every dollar he spends on them he has to match on Me. ๐Ÿ™‚ However, deryck often has problems with amazon purchases because he has opened and closed SOO fucking many amazon accounts. I know he tried to buy the items and they disappeared off the list.but I will be keeping My fingers crossed until everything shows up safely, because an amazon GC he sent was canceled by amazon for no apparent reason and I know he hadn’t done anything “funny.” I’ll hope for the best. To see stuff we’ve gotten just push see purchased items. Mariah swears up and down that she’ll take pics this week if that bedspread shows up. ๐Ÿ™‚ Lucky boys.
Mariah’s wishlist
Veronica’s wishlist
My wishlist

I think I forgot to mention that footwimp gave Me $75 and some guy with a spanish sounding last name sent $75 anonymously last night. twinkie paid for MY hair appointment again and also spent around $60 on a few more fish and fish medications and aquarium stuff cuz I lost a few fishie from ich. terrance just did $250.

Oh just when I thought I had seen it all. There are now male moneydomme pimps! This is the second time in the last few months I’ve had some nobody keen Mistress’ BOYFRIEND contact Me all angry cuz one of Her slaves had paid Me. JEEZUS fucking christ! It just sickens ME thinking of some big ol’ fatboy sitting there in his wife-beater shirt watching his pregnant girlfriend juggle her phonesex calls and “Female Supremesist male dominatin'” on the internet while she earns him beer money and KungFu games for his Xbox. “billy bob, I just found a $200 receipt from Princess Sierra in slave loser’s email! Make her stop takin’ his money!” JEEZUS! Some of you girls are such TOTAL boobs! Make your slobbo boyfriends get a fucking JOB for christ’s sakes! AND THE LAST thing in the world that’s going to intimidate ME is your sorry-assed, unemployed, diseased dicked boyfriends, husbands and pimps.

I’ve updated the members area with a small gallery and a voice wav. I have also rotated in a different archive for this month.

I should be taking more pics soon for another gallery hopefully in a week or so.

Note to Mistresses with amazon wishlists: Be sure you set your shipping permissions correctly. My sister Mariah had her’s set wrong for a few days after she edited her shipping address. Luckily, nobody had tried to buy anything off her list from a 3rd party store before we caught it. If you set your permissions wrong, your address could be sent to the guy who purchases an item from a 3rd party store on amazon.

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brits gone bonkers!

UPDATE:
junky was too fucking slow on the draw about buying MY SouthPark DVD’s. (he was “too broke.” PATHETIC!) divorcee surprised Me by buying them for Me without prompting. junky you better find yourself some cash fast because Red Dwarf Series 5 and 6th is coming out on March 15 and I expect you to get it. They are on sale for 30% off now and I don’t know how long the sale will last. Either way, you’re buying them. Sale or no sale.

I’ll remind you guys that I am ONLY using GIRLYDOM as My aol username and BITCHYBEAUTY on yahoo. I’ve been making My guys eat soap all week. What’s funny, they pop up and hint..”you aren’t going to make me eat soap too, are you?” haha what dumdums you guys are.

Boy oh boy. All My british freaks are fiending the last few days. The baboon got back from his trip and before he even unpacked his bags he was online waiting for his abuse. My little lunatic baboon lost $400 in a matter of minutes. ๐Ÿ™‚

Just got $500 off this inebriated anthony guy in the UK who paid with his switch card. he has paid Me before but it’s been months and months. I wouldn’t talk to him because his payment took all night to get here. Well, I got it anthony. you can start drinking now. I’m going to get My hair done, by the time I get back tonite I want you as drunk as last night!

wimpdick your $100 showed up in the mail today. What tidy printing you have. applebee zombie your fugly photos showed up too. HAHAHA what a total GEEK you are! (your family is ugly too!) What’s funny is that you kept insisting you were NOT like My other “freaks”. Hell, you’re fucking just LIKE them, you’re just a little bit younger(and poorer). Take a REAL good look at the freaks here. That’s you in 10 years! p.s. I expect all your tips this week. Put them in a little jar to save and send them (but change the coins into bills). you don’t get a penny of them for your information.

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Financially boned

Managed to get $1000.00 out of the urinalย  last night. Maybe I can get more outta of him tonight! This new Italian guy with a long hair fetish gave Me $400 (2 $200 payments) and pretty much just wanted to talk about My hair. We’ve named him trappedinMycurls. $50 from nick the leg guy. $280 of shopping with vintage furfreak. $300 from Sharon. I haven’t updated for a few days and have lost track of the contributions from earlier in the week. Most of them were all pretty boring ones..$100 from this one $100 from that one.yawn.yawn.bore.bore. wimpdick is pretty funny. I’m having fun pussy-fying him. I saw him on webcam and he soo has a face that screams “i’m a closet crossdresser!” I laughed MY ass off when he told Me the last time he had sex with his wife (which was a loong time ago) she pushed him off and said he was sweating too much and she wasn’t enjoying it.

Well, I gotta work out. I’m freaking out! I still can’t decide on a paintjob for MY bike!

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Late night

Slept in til 2:00 today. A giant group of us went out to celebrate last night. Had a lot of fun. Woohoo! My bike is almost done. I fuzzied out the background cuz there were many signs and boxes around with the name and number of the shop and stuff. I get so many crazy stalkers, you can never be too careful. Almost everything is done, just waiting for some parts for the primary and still have some smaller details to finish in the mock-up then it’s off for it’s paintjob. The blue stuff you see in some areas is tape. Here’s the progress so far. We are changing the handlebars for ones that come in a bit more though.

Get off your fucking asses and get MY lights for this thing so he can drill when we get the new handlebars. I can never understand why you guys are SOOO slow to buy the shit like this that I can’t wait to get, yet you all stand in line to buy sexy shoes and nightgowns. you fucking pervs! Get both sets NOW!
http://www.fagarina.com/chopperwish.html

 

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