UPDATE: Well, well. beerboy got the emails and called Me within 2 minutes. OMG he was wimpering on the phone.saying “WHY??? Wuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-whY???” he says he is completely broke and wants to pay Me off $12,000 by 60 days if I promise to never ever contact him again. (Unless he contacts Me first, which breaks the contract.) $12,000 for free passage and freedom. Decisions. Decisions. Should I let him buy his life back? I’ll have to sleep on it.
I had to do something VERY naughty to beerboy today. he had been out of town for awhile.and trying to hide from ME. I called him and he did that “hello? hello? i can’t hear you” thing on his phone. Then when I called back didn’t answer the phone all day. Oh beerboy, has that EVER worked for you before? So you know how I broke into his email account and collected a TON of emails that he had sent out to some mailing list of family and friends for his parents christmas party months ago? Of course I saved them and have threatened him with it. Well, today I sent out 4 emails including some of his most humiliating photos to 4 people with his same last name that were on that list. I forwarded him a copy of each mail I sent. he’ll probably be gone for a long time now.but it was worth DICKING his life up one last time! I really didn’t want to do it–because I know it would be killing a good moneycow for a long time..but I have My principles. Some behavior has got to be met with SEVERE punishment!!! Sometimes I just get too ticked off to care and just want to HURT THE man as much as possible. It’s joe’s fault that it happened. I’m sure his family will be mortified by his disgusting nude body and and the degrading signs he is holding up and the items he has protruding from his flabby ass. Upsetting Princess will cost you more in the long run then any damage I could possibly do to your wallets.
Ok.so I got this guy named carlos who contributed (if I counted them up right) $250. I haven’t nicknamed him yet, because he hasn’t really served me–just sent a few emails and several donations. fagarina got $150 swiped out of his banking account and also bought Me $200 worth of best buy gift cards. Well, I made the order. I have his bestbuy credit card here. he pissed and moaned a lot on the phone, but as usual caved in and thanked ME profusely for taking his money. terrance did $150. toiletbrush did some some shopping last night. he spent $250. I made him beg to shop more for Me today, because I need to peruse clothing stores for more stuff for him to buy which is very timing consuming. I’ve suddenly lost a little weight and all my jeans are fitting baggy. So I’m going to have him replace a lot of My jeans. So anyway, he’s got a lot more shopping in store for him as soon as I find stuff for him to spend his money on! Just got $300 from some really drunk guy that I never talked to before today. he gave Me his yahoo account and he is such a whore! he has been paying this really lame chick and he’s one of her prized guys. When I was logged into the account, I could read all their lame email exchanges. Poor girl needed some new material BAAAD. he’s gonna be a one-time deal. I hate those slut-type moneyslaves. Be devoted to ONE Woman and make Her happy–otherwise your money is wasted.
easy promised to send $300 by mail today. easy, don’t send it to the POBOX..send it to the Canal Winchester addy. I don’t want people sending cash to the POBOX anymore.
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I’ll be adding a HYSTERICAL video of fagarina if I can get this fucker shrunk. The idiot forgot to turn his cam off.so it’s like 9minutes long and I have to edit out the last 7 minutes of him looking at himself in the mirror like a tard then showering. Doesn’t wimpdick make the silliest little bimbo-bunny? he can’t fuck like a bunny though. his wife is too grossed out by him and hasn’t done it with him for 6 fucking years!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO PIGYMY!! you’re fucking stubby ass owes ME $300!! I recommend you pay it off swiftly!
Ok. I decided on getting My bike done in this asian blue in candy. (It’s kinda the same shade as that blue bike I had posted–except it’s in candy paint.) It’s going to have a darker shade of blue and silver ghost flames. The blue is beautiful. I went in to the paint place with full intentions of getting red, until I saw all the other choppers they were doing in reds. This blue is really pretty. It will take a few weeks I guess, but we took it in on friday. 🙂