That stupid divorcee popped up and paid $100 but owes ME another $200! you best get it to ME you pathetic dungheap! I’m very pissy at you right now and feel like doing something EVIL to you. $300 from the big ol’ scaredy cat deadman dan. he’s pretty friggin funny cuz he’s soo petrified of Me. As he should be. $75 and then another $50 from a new guy named stephen. Send more, dumdum! $200 from fagarina. hahaha All hail the pissking fagarina! he skipped 2 days already on his 30day pissfest which is discussed in MY forum. Every day that he skips–that’s a week extra. So now he has 6weeks of pissfest. Another $300 of western union money from sissyboy WU. I SO knew I’d get more from his lame ass! Oh yeah cumwhipper sent Me $200. This freak is all addicted to his own spewy. But get this. he friggin whips his cum up with a drimel tool so it froths up like coolwhip and triples in size! ewwwwwwwwwwwww Ain’t that nasty? I’m going to make other guys try this trick. Make you freaks of nature stockpile it and put it in a coolwhip container and see how much you can get. The shit you dweebs think of!
Late this afternoon, Me and My girlfriend made beer-sausages on the grill and she whipped up these Washington apple drinks which are crown royal, apple schnapps, cranberry and 7up and icecubes. Neither of us are really hard liquor drinkers and never know how to mix drinks worth shit. Well she did them and they really tasted good, but she put in like a half a bottle of crown royal and didn’t really know it was too much. We were drunk off our asses for an entire 15 minutes then passed out asleep for 5 hours. Not like fun, crazy, heehee I’m drunk drunk..Like I can’t get out of My chair and My legs don’t work drunk. So I wake up at 10 p.m. and our little beersoaked weeniers were still on the grill charred to ash.
OMG My bike is so loud it set off 2 car alarms driving past them last night. It’s so annoying that I really can’t ride it til mid july after the bike inspection. 🙁 toiletbrush bought Me this awesome black leather german motorcycle helmet. They had one with a spike too, but I decided against it.
Oh heehee lawnmower man totally got shocked today doing work in the pond by the pump. I also made him crawl up on the roof to change one of MY security lamps and of course mow the lawn and trim hedges and shit. Oooh MY clematis vine is in full bloom its soo pretty and tall. I have to buy a few more goldfish for the outside pond. I have to get bigger ones now because the other gold fish are so big. All the comets are doing great but those fatter fancier goldfish arent as hardy. I’ll probably make twinkie get a couple as soon as I pick them out. Koi are pretty, but they’ll eat all the plants.
