Last night deryck was soo dreamy. Well at least for a bit. he forked over $2,000 without Me having to even try one bit. “Oh Princess, i just want to keep you satisfied..and i’m not going to stop until I know you’re satisfied.” hahaha Well, HELL bitch.I wasn’t even warmed up yet! he was being all sugary sweet, and typing all Barry White and sending his money away just like a breeze, then suddenly logged off after $2,000 without even saying good-bye. Why I neva’! Honked your weenie one too many times, didja? you’re going to have to to work much harder at keeping Me Sati$fied! you’re going to have have to last all NIGHT long to ROCK MY world, bi-ATCh! hahaha! Silly, deryck. Come on over, and give Me a little more of dat, because I’m STILL NOT SATIATED!

Today has been quite fun. I got $500 from doomed brit. At first he said he could only afford $300.but I can be very persuasive. hahaaha That silly little fat booby bikini boy paid his $300 too. Who is this shy guy who sent ME $100?? you’re initials are RW but you haven’t contacted Me..are you afraid of widdle innocent Princess? Well, that’s ok..you can keep sending your money scaredy-cat. twinkie sent $1,000 for MY-going-to-get-My-hair-done-vacation. haha! At first he thought that $500 would be enough to cover all MY expenses. How wrong he was. I switched on My cam and start twirling MY curlies around MY finger and asked him..”twinkie, do you think $500 will cover MY hair vacation, hmmm?” “Reeeeally? What do you think?” With Me blowing My little curlies out of My eyes and swishing MY hair around. What do you think twinkie said?? “i think i just sent another $500.” Yes twinkie, you THINK you think..but really, I do the THINKING for you now, you are just too stupid to know it. heehee

Oh that’s your sweater dress in the photo, toiletbrush.

Howdy, turdbirds. Been busy with “stuff”. toiletbrush where the hell is MY leather bike helmet?? Check with them. Ok. I’ve been away from MY pc the last few days..can’t remember every thing since the last time I updated by I did manage to bamboozle latexlover for another $500 today, $175 from a guy named paul This little fucker I talked to on the phone and he started sounding like he was jerking or something so I told him to go make another $100 donation and call ME back afterwards. I hung up on him but he never did make that extra donation. grrrrrrrrrrrr So now I hate him. you suck paul! I got your phone number, remember?? That’s why you started banging your little monkey stick so hard! amazon addict got $150 from amazon, $100 from ronnie, and $200 from an anonymous craig. $75 minor shopping for a birthday gift for a friend from terrance. ronnie, you owe Me another $100 and a webcam show today. I WANT you to have a FULL SUPPLY of booze..and a..hmmm..well you know what..ready for that disgusting feat you are going to perform for Me.

I think I’m going to be going out of state to visit a “curl specialist.” Not a 100% sure yet but the appointment should be around the 13th and I will be out of town for that for a couple days. I might chicken out and cancel, knowing Me. I’ve been going to the same woman for friggin YEARS. But I have My hair the same length about every where but a few pieces in the front so even though I can sometimes pose for a few pics with MY hair down all the way, I can never ever wear it that way cuz it just continually falls in MY face. I always have to pull the top up or wear a headband or something..so I was contemplating perhaps getting something done more mature, something that perhaps frames MY face more cuz My face has been looking kinda skinny lately. I was even thinking about wearing MY hair more spirally and wild mane like this. Start making the curls pop instead of taming them down.
http://naturallycurly2.com/images/styles/309.jpg
Having My ears covered all the time might drive Me crazy though because I’ve worn MY hair pulled off MY face and ears for so long. If I get it cut around My face it will be WAY curly and boingy-er curls. It will be very WILD.
So I’ve been looking at pictures and cuts for days now and chewing My nails, not being able to decide if I should take the plunge and go jungle curl with My hair.or keep it as is. But I am getting sick of pulling up the sides all the time and wearing scrunchies like a kid. If I didn’t LOVE MY hair so much this wouldn’t be such an ordeal..but it’s very a tricky thing messing with perfection.

Anyway, twinkie decided if I go through with it he will be paying for travel expenses, fancy hotel and the appointment itself. Then if anything goes awry I can blame it all on him and extort cash out him. If it’s pretty though, I will send him some of My discarded curls that he can carry around in his briefcase and wrap around his weenie to make a little ringlet leash. HA!
Discarded curls??? I’m getting a stomach ache just thinking about it. I also think I’ll be going a shade darker if I do this. twinkie is broke right now so won’t be sending the cash til the beginning of next week. Seems like some bitchy Princess keeps riding his wallet HARD! heehee

I got MY light weight carbon fiber helmet today. I can’t remember who the hell bought that one. amazon addict got the cheaper one on MY wishlist, toiletbrush got the leather one, but I don’t know who got this one. I think I have enough helmets now. My other pair of motorcycle glasses came today too. They are even cooler than the first pair. Addict has spent $1700 this month but I’m encouraging him to round that number up to $2000. Good idea, huh?

Might take some more webcam pics tonite or tomorrow. I might wait to do some digital ones til I get My hair done.if I get it done.

Time for MY workout.

OH here’s the loot I’ve gotten today. $200 from toiletbrush, $150 from virgin piggy, $300 from slutty suzy, $200 from father flatulance and $300 from that guy who calls on either his tractor or his shed. We ordered him some new hormones! he calls himself patheticpussyboy on My forums.

Did you miss webcam last night?
HAHA
Too bad bitches!

UPDATE: OOPS guess I didn’t actually change it, like I thought. Damned it! It’s right now.

I changed the clip I had on earlier.it was kinda boring with no sound. This is just 2 tinky smidgeons from 2 vid clips I made glued together. I shrunk it to super tiny freebie size. I made sure I carefully clipped out the parts of Me “making promises” to a frenchman gone bad, because I don’t want you all leaving puddles on your office chairs.

Perhaps I’ll share MY “promise” video clip with MY other members. men who lie will suffer the consequences. you can behave like a cornered rodent and bear your teeth at Me all you want, you cowardly pig. I am on MISSION now to hurt you–and I won’t stop until I have. 🙂

Don’t use aol browser with this clip, it makes it really bad. The photos all seem to have an orange shade to them that I took with the new webcam. The camera looks fabulous on yahoo. The videos were way clearer than logitech..except they saved REEEALLY big and I had to shrink them down to rm which made them less clear. It does make absolutely cool videos, but they are too big too handle. Oh well, maybe I will fiddle some more, it usually takes awhile to master a new webcam.

Earlier today I was all bitchy cuz it was kinda slow (cheapos!).when out of the dank recesses of cyberspace, stirred yet another horny foreign loser who dropped a SHITLOAD of cash! his real name is jacco, but you can imagine what I called him. heehee
he was from the netherlands and so fucking DRUNK out of his mind on his webcam. Within an hour I manage to get $1400 from him. At around $1,000 he says.”oh no, i think i’m going to squirt and then i fear i won’t want to pay anymore”.so I make him keep his cam on his pecker so I can make sure he isn’t touching it. I get him to go to My pay page and send another $400–which he did, then as he is going back to send another $300 ..I’m watching his frickin’ pecker on the cam..he’s totally NOT touching it.and then I see it start getting bigger and wiggling and rising.. then “SPOOGE”! FUCKER!!! he fucking came with NO hands! Then he types one last message. “WHAT HAVE I DONE???” then turns off his cam and disappears. HAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSERS! Well, it fucking pissed ME off.rude little bastard..but what the fuck?..I GOT $1400 out of jaccO’lot! Up your’s, pigfucker! you’ll be back and you’ll pay TWICE as much next time for not departing in a more polite manner.

Good ol’ faithful twinkie paid $300 for MY membership to the Free Speech Coalition and another $80 for big fishies for MY pond. Been working MY hiney off cleaning up banners and getting rid of affiliate galleries to make sure I have everything in line for the new 2257 regs. I set up My bike insurance today. Custom bikes run high for insurance! I’ve been practicing riding around on the backroads. This thing is nothing like riding a harley because of the stretch I have to the handlebars. It gives you a really tough look leaning over like that, but it takes some practice that’s for sure. I get really nervous stopping on hills or inclines on this thing. Plus it’s SO powerful it’s kinda intimidating right now.but God damned, it’s fun! It’s so fucking sexy!! I won’t let anyone ride it themselves EVER, but it doesn’t really matter. None of My friends could ride it if they wanted to.. not one of them are tall enough to steer, most can’t lift it off the kickstand. It’s too big a bike for most women. (Hell, it’s not recommended for men under 5’8″) I do let My girlfriends sit on it though. ha! I saw MY old neighbor standing too close to it and I jokingly screamed at it him “don’t you give My bike boy-cooties.” he’s funny. he’s really old. Like so old, I don’t really think of him as a man. he doesn’t offend Me as much as most men–maybe cuz all his testerone has dried up. Anyway, the first day I got it, he came out and stood on the sidewalk and said, “Holy Shit!” I could see his little old wife peeking through the curtains. Every time, I start it now.he and his wife run outside to watch and the kids across the street all fucking making a mad dash to the corner to clap their hands, wave and jump up and down. When I tell you this thing is loud. I mean LOUD. At first I thought something was wrong with it, cuz it fucking breaks your ears. But it’s like I’m the friggin’ icecream man here in suburbia. I start that thing and little kids all run outside .now the men on the block are doing it too. But the kids are the worse, hordes of them, little girls especially.I was 5 blocks down and this little girl around 8 started screeching like a banshi HERE SHE COMES!!! And out popped 3 more brats! Usually My jaunts are short because I’m still not legal–so those kids that live close enough often sit on their yards waiting for Me to get back and start up their dancing and clapping. Then all disappear back into their homes when I go into the garage. lol. I’m sure the novelty of it will wear off and they’ll stop doing their roadside parade.but it’s kinda funny. There’s actually a sorta butch looking woman not far from MY house who rides some japanese looking thing but I never see kids chasing her. But She’s not an outrageously stunning amazon with big hair and a nazi helmet on a crazy flashy bike. HAHA

I still need to find one of those suction cup seats. Tomorrow, Im gonna look for one online. If I really get hooked on biking, I might even get another one for long hauls (Dyna Wide Glide). Something more comfortable for passengers, cuz this is totally a solo bike and too hard on your back for long rides for sure. Plus there is no where to put anything and I am SOOO not ugly-ing up this show bike with bags of any type.

I finally got around to watching Orgazmo last night (It’s from the boys who do South Park). It was so silly that I made terrance pick it up off MY amazon wishlist. he also did some minor shopping for Me today–spent around $70. Got a handful of smaller donations from guys not worth mentioning.

I got MY new webcam.can’t decide if I like it yet. It seems to take orangey pics. I’ll mess with it some and see if it gets any better.

Time for beddy bye.

HOLY SHIT! Remember the cumwhipper guy? Looky what he made.

I’m going to post the entire series in MY forum of the difference stages of his cum being whipped up and it all frothed up on his tongue. OH GAWD! I almost SCREAMED when I saw it! HAHAHA It’s SO fucking sick!! I’m so making you guys do this. Nasty! Nasty! Nasty! Who wants to try it with internet-ordered sheep sperm? HAHA I would love to take a few of these to a straight bar and send them to some horny piggies at the bar! Send him one of these over and wave MY pinkie at him and wink. They totally look like one of those creamy shots. HAHA Oh man, this makes My stomach lurch, but why am I still laughing? I’ve seen guys do a lot of sickass shit but this actually friggin’ surprised Me. hahahaah SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

Just a little quickie. Heehee I got another $250 amazon from My amazon shopping addict.
Check out My fulfilled amazon. Check out how many times his name is up there. he hasn’t even seen that video clip of Me showing him the makeup he bought ME. Dare I say, he’s gonna be one tapped little sucker this month?

I got a brand new slave again. he’s a fat fellow. Only 24 and from the UK. I think his pecker is even smaller than fagarina’s!! Well it’s hard to tell, cuz this guy is so giant. It’s like a walrus toting a chicken penis around. Well, as homely as he was.I enjoyed his session. he was pretty funny to watch and very polite. he sent $200.

The ukranian also paid ME the $200 he promised. I’m sure there will be more stuff to brag about..it’s only 7 p.m.

Well, I got some stuff to do. Toodles