HAHA I made My sissygeek make this for Me. The original is on fagarina’s journal. I want some more of these pics! Make a little trophy plaque with cardbord. Cut a hole in it and slit it so your head fits in without making a big giant hole as big as your head, it has to be just as big as your neck or it will look lame. Then take a pic of your face with animal ears on or antlers on your noodle. fagarina was SUPPOSE to stick his tongue out like a dead animal but “forgot.” he’s such a doofus. So the rest of you need to stick your tongue out and maybe black a little bullet hole between your eyes. hahahaha! he is actually wearing those antlers. They arent photo-shopped on. Only the plaque was shaped because fagarina also screwed up his cardboard plaque and it just looked square.

Update: $500 from black pooch. Far cry from what he SHOULD HAVE FUCKING GAVE ME.

Special delivery from latex lover! he sent Me 2 new helmets, a little do rag and a pair of chaps. The chaps look awesome on Me! It’s too fucking hot to wear the chaps though. It was 103 today!

Hang on, members. I know I got to do some new photos soon. I’ve been totally fixated on MY bike thing the last few weeks. Maybe I’ll get a few shots in these new chaps though. I look so HOT in them.

fagarina’s big box of giant shrimp came today. These are the yummiest shrimp. Speaking of shrimp, shrimp! you have an assignment, fagarina. It BETTER be done or heads ROLL! Contact ME on sunday so I can snag that $200 out of your account while you look on helplessly. heehee

$300 from sissy tommikins. Unfortunately he called ME too late and his seedy bookstore where he goes to suck cock was all closed. No dickie-poo for tommikins tonite. Oh tommikins, I wasn’t ignoring you when you called back.I got another call. I can’t fucking believe you can’t drive a stick, what a TOTAL fag!

$500 from toiletbrush. he still owes ME a LOT more! $200 from cheesedick.

easy, you owe ME $300, you impotent, baptist sack of shit! I recommend you send it. amazon addict I’ll be updating My amazon wishlist JUST for you. 🙂

UPDATE:
SHOP MY HARLEY LIST!
Veronica added a bunch of shoes to HER wishlist. Get to it,boys!
Veronica updated Her amazon wishlist.
Leaving at 4:30 to go price bags.

PICTURE MOVED TO MEMBERS ONLY!

I bought it!!

I’m the proud owner of a DynaGlide Wide Glide.

HAHA I have Hers and Hers bikes! GAWD DAMNED! I’m such a fucking spoiled bitch!

TIME for you bastards to DIP INTO THOSE WALLETS AND DIG DEEP cuz I’m CHROMING THE FUCK out of this baby!!
************EVIL WICKED WITCH LAUGH!***************

Working on MY Harley wishlist right now. 🙂 I totally have to put Screaming Eagles on this thing THIS WEEK. They sound TERRIBLE with the factory pipes. Think I should get the Bologna cut or the Slash down?

I went to another Harley shop today, picked it out and they are holding it for Me. I went too close to closing time, but I am bringing the fucker home tomorrow. I changed My mind again! I’m getting the Dyna Wide Glide..NOT the softtail! (Long story) I had that Harley guy running in circles. I WANT one of you pigshits to pay for it.the whole fucking thing..thing is.I’M NOT FUCKING WAITING. I’m getting it now and then I’m busting balls! I totally have to redo MY Harley wishlist..don’t get any accessories til I update it. The Wide Glide is bigger than the softtail. At first I wanted the softtail because it’s suppose to be a smoother ride, but this wide glide is so pretty and has so many more shiny parts! Here’s what they look like. It’s has front forward controls and fits Me so perfectly. Just getting it in black. I have to get My insurance in order and have some paper work faxed, but I’m picking that baby up TOMORROW NIGHT at 5:00! WOOHOO for ME! JEALOUS?
Fuck, you should be! I’ze so purty I deserve two motorcycles! A $25,000 custom chopper, a $46,000 new truck and a $18,000 new harley all in one year. Me and MY toys! teehee Funny part is, I pay in cash (well I only paid half My truck in cash)..it’s YOU STUPID BITCHEST that are in debt! HAHAHAHA! Neener neener neener~ All this shopping has ME tuckered out. I need another vacation!
I’ve been all obsessed with getting this Harley thing done. I’ve been going from Harley shop to harley shop. Some of them are kinda far away..but the hard part is over now! I’ll be around all day for phonecalls today and tonite.

father flatulance did $500 today, amazon addict sent $200 on amazon, $200 harley fund donation from some mystery man who only used his initials. hmm, can’t really remember what I got the few days before today.obviously not ENOUGH for Me to be excited about.

I have been putting the PRINCESS MIND MELD on blackpooch and convincing him that he will march to the credit union tomorrow and get a $15,000 loan to pay towards My bike. I think he just might do it!! If he doesn’t. well, I’ll be very disappointed and come down on him and destroy EVERYTHING around him like the fucking PLAGUE!

I will fucking be SOO jacked up, if he BITES THE BULLET and pays for this bike!! I’m going to get the softtail standard and make you bastards get all the chrome and accessories. Here’s the beginning of MY harley wishlist
http://www.harley-davidson.com/wishlist/wl_listing.jsp?wl_share_id=2253998844324841

I have a few things put in twice, because I haven’t decided which I want yet. But top things I will want will be the bags and the windshield. I think I will get the seat right off the bat as well as different pipes. I have a few things up there twice, because I still haven’t decided which I want yet. I’ll be working on MY harley wishlist today.

http://tinyurl.com/bqamt
Check this shit out. Ebay owns a percentage of NiteFLIRT! Ebay owns PAYPAL who shuts down adult accounts and freezes their money for a year to maintain their wholesome image, yet when it comes to cashing in on the adult business–they are all for it. How fucking surreal.

latexlover liked My big hair pics and sent $500 towards My harley fund, luvs2suckit  sent $100 towards it, sharon sent $150 towards it. Oh and Lushiss got Me the leather motorcycle dress off MY amazon wishlist the other night too. Kewl beans! Somebody got Me a set of kitchen chairs off the amazon wishlist, but I can’t think of who it was right now. brad the fag’s carepackage came, it had some Dior lipstick some more of that wonderful Kpack treatment and some snacks and some other thingies. SCROLL DOWN and HIT THE HARLEY-FUND button you pathetic knuckle draggers! you DO want to be part of the purchase don’t you??

PERIOD ALERT! PERIOD ALERT! INSERT your tampons, tampon boys!!

Guess what sickos? I think I’m not going to wait til next summer. I think I’m going to get a Harley in the next few weeks. Not 100% sure, but I went test riding a few today. I think I’m going to go with the SoftTail instead of the WideGlide. I really liked it when the Harley guy told Me, hell you can kind ride any bike here, You’re the tallest girl I’ve seen in here. So it’s official. There ain’t no bike too big for this bitch! Actually a lot of the bikes were too small. I have to have a bike that has forward foot controls. The bikes with the mid foot controls are too squinchy. I hated the feel of the SuperGlide. I tried the Dyna LowRider and it was way too small. I was having a hard time chosing between the wide glide and the softtail standard. I still need to think about it. So anyway, I’m fucking officially addicted to anything that goes Vroom. This is out of control. I can’t believe I am seriously contemplating buying a new bike already. I think this one is definitely going to have some pink in it. Maybe just black with the Harley sign on the side down in pink barbie cursive or something. I want to be able to have a passenger and take some long road trips! Like I said, I might decide that 2 brand new bikes in one year is a bit too much and back out..but..I don’t think so. 🙂 Anybody wanna pay for the whole sha’bang! Act now, cuz I’m not really in the mood to wait!
Or you can just make a contribution towards PRINCESS’ SECOND BIKE. This one I definitely want to get a two-up seat and big saddle bags.
I rode the chopper for a bit without My helmet.wanna see what My hair looked like when I got home??

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My hair is so big I could smuggle mexicans over the boarder in it!

Does My fro make you horny, baby?

But I fixed it.
That fucking webcam is so yellowish. 🙁 I can’t wait til My hair grows another 4 inches or so! Wearing My hair au natural is taking some getting used to. I’ve been trying to do this stuff to make My curls really stand out. I can’t believe the shit they tell us to do. Ok. So I’m suppose to NEVER shampoo MY hair.just conditioner. Well I can’t deal with that shit. Ewwwy..so I got this stuff called No-poo which is some unbubbly shampoo-esque stuff. It’s pretty weird. Then they say that we are NEVER to brush our hair.just finger comb. HA! yah right. I’d get so many tangles. So I’ve been trying to only brush it when its completely wet in the shower than not touch it again..but that doesn’t usually happen, I wind up having to totally get it all wet again and rebrush or use My giant comb. Oh yeah then they said to put a few drops of honey in the hair. I tried that and it made My hair look strange and sticky. So I gave up on that shit too. I’m trying to give up defusing and only airdry My hair because the curls stick together in bigger chunks and make prettier curls but My hair takes like 4 hours to completely dry.maybe more. Thank God I don’t have to work for a living. Then I’m suppose to sleep on only silk and satin pillows to protect MY hair. Pampering MY hair is a lot of work.

BTW, that’s a pink tank top Im wearing under that shirt. that AIN’T My stomach wrinkling! you can play My hard tummy like tom-toms. MY YUMMY TUMMY.

TOILETBRUSH! I WANT MY FUCKING LEATHER HELMET!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?? GET ON THE GODDAMNED HORN AND MAKE SURE THEY SEND IT THIS WEEK! you’ve just earned another $300 penalty for being a truant mother fucker..so now you owe ME $1300 if you ever want to hear Me bitch in your ear again. HAHAHAHA
SCROLL DOWN TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE HARLEY FUND! Add as many $100’s to your cart as you wish!

I had another insanely busy weekend. I wasn’t home very much. I did talk to sissy tommikins yesterday for a while and got $300 out of his sissy ass and listened to him suck dick in the bookstores again. sinking frenchy came back with his tail tucked between his legs and paid $500 in hopes of buying some forgiveness. he’s NOT DONE redeeming himself! you will SUFFER for your sins!! BAD DOG! That’s a BAD DOG! Time for CRUELTY to animals!

Oh My god I got a $1,080.00 western union from a guy in chennai india! he sent 45,418,97 rupee! (Well that’s what it says on the western union receipt anyway.) I can’t understand a fucking thing he says on the phone. I don’t think he understands a word I say either. I just make him repeat silly stuff with his funny accent. “Can I interest you in a refreshing raspberry slurpee, Mistress?” Woohoo! I love getting a big fat donation out of the blue that I wasn’t expecting!

I didn’t have time to take pics this weekend. Poor little freaks. I was too busy having a good ol’ time. you’ll just have to wait and see if I get off My duff this week and take some.