Check out his confused widdle email.

Princess,
Let me explain in brief my dilemma.

First and foremost i want to serve you. i always want to do what you say and throw caution to the wind with your every expectation you have of me. i soo crave to be in your presence to feel your hand across my face, view your wicked twisted smile at my physical and emotional suffering. Near you to take in your beauty would be overwhelming to my senses.

Second, the foul perverse things you ask me to do have begun to cause me to get more and more excited to them. The raunchier and nastier the better. The problem with that is that i’m loosing interest in the simplest of things that could routinely take place in a normal male female relationship. Hence, my future potential in that type of relationship is lessening. It scares me to think of what i will be doing in a year. And i haven’t even met you! The power you have over me is uncanny and frightening. But the whole time I LOVE IT and how you treat me. It’s very confusing and self destructive. I am looking for a home and i’m concerned about my endeavor in becoming a true sub to a domme. And certainly you are as good as it gets! i know you get your jollies off of me, and thats fine. i feel something real though. And i’m into what you do to me. Please forgive me, i’m going through some changes right now and i feel that i’m at a crossroads in my life, and life style of choosing. i just wanted you to know part of what is going on inside me because of the wonderment of you.

black pooch

HHAHAHAHA
Ok get this. Poor little m.j. signed up for the $100 love tax months ago and for some reason My billing went on the blitz and started triple billing him for the last few weeks. It only happened to him, I have no idea why it kept repeating his recurring payment. Anyway, I discovered it and like you saw, posted a note for him to get back to ME. he emailed Me back and said that he never signed up three times. I told him I would fix it and he would only be billed once a week like he had signed up for. In My little Princess way, I asked him if he would prefer a refund or just to “suck it up” like a good loser and just accept all the extra charges. Well, guess which he chose?? he chose to just pay the extra $600 or so he had been mistakingly billed. I laughed SOOOOO hard, that I think his little pecker perked up cuz guess what I just found in MY email??? Another $500 donation from m.j.! HipHipHurray!

I’m SOOO fucking good.

blackpooch signed up for another gas card for Me. It’s suppose to get to him in a few days. I still want another one for sis.

toiletbrush spent almost $300 clothes shopping for ME, twinkie sent Me $500 and also spent around $200 on shopping, some foot guy sent $250 for some pics of MY feet, latex lover dropped ME $400 and also got Me a few blouses, some lowcarb treats, toiletries–all coming up to around another $200. I totally need to update MY wishlists with new stuff for you guys to buy and all MY new loot.

I’m not going to be home for a few days. I’ll have My phone forwarded and be online, but I won’t be home–so members might have to wait another week or so for another photo shoot. Hang in there, bungboys. Perhaps I will make some more voice wavs to get you through another wek or so. I know I havent put up a big gallery this month. I’ll make the next one a big one.. But you wouldn’t dream of complaining, would you??? I need to think of something interesting to wear for the next shoot. hmmmm..

amazon addict, I’m on another makeup tirade. Get your butt to My amazon wishlist and do your duty! Tell sputnik I said hi! 🙂

Had a very nice weekend. Group of us went out for indian food then cosmos after. Took a motorcycle ride out in the boonies looking for amish people. My friend loves to find them selling bread with their little carts, so we went on an amish hunt. Never had Me a amish slave. That would be kinda interesting, but since they probably don’t have much money, I doubt I’ll put much effort in getting ME one. ha!

Friday blew a egg up in MY kitchen. I am such a nightmare in the kitchen. I was boiling an egg for egg salad and forgot about it and it boiled down to nothing. I heard this GIANT explosion in MY kitchen and the entire egg had combusted. I can’t believe how much boiled egg got everywhere. I mean, it was EVERYWHERE! So I called lawnmower man at work and told him to come here right after work and clean the egg off MY ceiling fan. I shouldn’t have been in there attempting to do men’s work–I could have gotten MYself hurt. *heehee* See, I obviously need a personal chef. Why don’t one of you goofballs pay for that so I don’t have any more kitchen mishaps?

Still haven’t gotten a gas card for My sister! What’s with that??? I want another one too!
APPLY FOR SHELL GAS CARDS
Be sure to put Sierra Horizons as your authorized user. Then ship ME the card when you get it.
Here’s one for BP Stations too.

$400 from the ukranian, $200 from robert, $500 from stupid coed cootch, I don’t consider coed cootch My slave–he’s just a moron who’s money I took. robert has paid Me several times in the last few weeks so I think I will give him a new name. Since he likes to stand like a “statue” for hours, his name is the none thing for short we’ll call him nada. you’re suppose to sign up for the lovetax too nada. Get that done right away. I also got around $325 of tiny little $50, $25, $75 contributions from a slew of yahoo perverts who I don’t really know.a david, a henry, a kent..not devotees, nobody worth mentioning really.

NOTE TO m.j.

Did you sign up for another weekly lovetax? It seems I have been getting $100 every day for the last few days from you? What’s up?? Did you do that? Check with your credit card company if it’s a mistake. If not, woohoo! Way to go, dumbass! If it’s a mistake I’ll fix it..but I don’t know why it would be suddenly rebilling you every day! This is what you have been rebilled on your love tax since 8/16/2005. I don’t know how it could suddenly change, unless you signed up for more lovetaxes? Did you sign up for 3 weekly lovetaxes?

08/16/2005 04:19:11 100.00
08/24/2005 02:31:01 100.00
08/31/2005 01:53:27 100.00
09/01/2005 00:44:28 100.00
09/07/2005 03:50:48 100.00
09/08/2005 04:04:21 100.00
09/09/2005 02:27:43 100.00
09/14/2005 00:27:19 100.00
09/15/2005 03:39:59 100.00
09/16/2005 02:39:54 100.00
Email me ASAP!

poo! I just started My period! I knew that little tiny mini-period I had not long ago meant I was gonna have 2 this month! $*)$%^!!*@

After I pig out on chipotle a few more times this week, I’m gonna hit the low carb diet again. Well, not the real low carb diet, just no more sugar, rice, bread, potatos, pasta, starches. the bad carbs.and I’m going to eat lots of fruits, vegetables and meats. I was sticking with it pretty good for months but I’ve been so bad with My workout and diet this last month because I have been riding so much which leads to eating on the road and skipping MY workouts. I think I packed on only 2 lbs. I’m surprised because I’ve been chowing down and doing jackshit besides having fun and goofing off. So back to My fitness routine. I’ll be making you guys stock up on steaks, low carb goodies and stuff like that. Going to try to start going back to the gym more instead of working out at home for a few weeks. Time to get RIPPED while I RIP you off!

Check out My new Honkin Harley ManStompers (I think My 3rd pair) that amazon shopping addict got Me. Hell I might get struck by lightening wearing these badboys!

I so tricked stupid ass sissy christina out of $500 last night. First he could swore he could only do $200, but after making him do a slew of shots he wound up sending Me another $200 plus promising to send Me a crispy $100 bill in the mail today. We played this drinking game called Drink or Dare. I would dare him to do things like cut up his wife’s business suits with a pair of scissors or eat a turd and he would always chose to drink. (Of course I knew he’d chose to drink) It didn’t take long before sissyfreak was totally tanked! father flatulence sent Me $300 and had to say 200 Hail Sierra’s. father flatulence is so being turned into such a little PrincessPagan. you know I just bought you a one-way ticket to hell, padre! HAHAHAHA
Burn baby burn! Welcome to the Princess Inferno!

More updates later!

$1,000 smackaroos from sharon’s unsuspecting husband. HEEHEE It really is fun making sharon steal his money out beneath his nose! sharon loved My newest photos of Me on the bike and I assured her that her husband definitely needed to contribute to MY bike accessory fund. I also made her lace hubby’s dessert with chocolate X-lax and clean the bathroom with his toothbrush. The slug didn’t know what hit him!

I have been SOO working over amazon addict and his evil sidekick sputnik. It’s so fun turning addict’s brain into MY slurpee! I put in MY straw and poke, poke holes in it and SUCK out all the tasty bits. I really have done a number on this guy. When I first met him, he used to try putting up a fight. I told him he would learn to STOP fighting. Now he’s like playing a video game and I’ve got the full controls..What’s that one game??? The old 80’s arcade game Frogger–where you hop the little frog out in the street of traffic. Sometimes I safely lead him through the cars and sometimes I just like to watch him wipe out and become a greasy little toadmark on the asphalt! Anyway, I got another $250 of amazon gift certificates from him which I spent on some boots, a cropped denim jacket and a few tees. he was disappointed that I used that first GC he got for new boots on steaks instead and as planned he coughed up another for the boots. I love it when a plan comes together. I still have a bit more left of his GC to burn.
smalldick SD made a $300 donation too. I got a few other small donations I’ll have to go through MY billing and double check who its from.

Yo doomed brit. your lame ass owes ME more cash! SEND IT NOW, you soon to be nadless wonder! I got busy last night and missed your calls. Sucks to be a fucked-up british alcoholic!

Friday I met up at the crack of dawn with those Women I met at the BikerBall and we went riding. Got back late saturday afternoon. I got to get a lot of practice riding in the hills and also riding in a group. We stayed the night at a cabin and got started early in the morning. I am still exhausted. The heat really takes it out of Me. I wore tons of sun screen and I still managed to get burnt again. Damned it! I’m also not used to waking up in the morning, so that early rising has my system all messed up. I’m SOOOOOO glad I got the bikes. This is turning out to be the MOST fun hobby. It’s very addicting. I see a zillion #’s show up on MY caller ID and Im not even going to bother emptying MY voicemail because it has been filling up over night with the same little junkies begging for MY attention.

I need a nappy.

UPDATE:
BIGGER HARLEY PICS FOR MEMBERS ONLY
$200 from slutty suzy. $100 from toiletbrush too.
I tried to get some photos of Me riding the Harley (action with the bike moving) but they kept totally blurring. I think I will have to try with MY video camera instead.

Anyway, here I am showing off all MY new accessories. Don’t you bozos just WUV seeing all the stuff you buy ME??

Yeah MY new windshield from a secret admirer!

I’ll have these pics bit larger for members soon.

marc? Why did you send ME $300 to talk to ME, then run with your tail between your legs? you men are fucking STRANGE pups! Speaking of strange pups I think I got another $100 today from doomedbrit. amazon addict: My joe rocket riding jacket showed up. It’s awesome! Love it.

Buy Me Stuff for My Harley! See the shit I got!

Yippy! Today I had a wonderful surprise. A “secret admirer” got Me My windshield off MY biker bitch wishlist for the Harley as well as a HD license plate frame. I got the saddlebags installed a few days ago and the seat was just installed today. I love them. They are SOOOO nice. This bike is totally coming around so fast! HAHA good little hoes! Speaking of good little hoes, I’ve been keeping amazon addict in a state of fuzzybrained delirium. The photos of his boots lined up nicely in a row seems to have gotten him twitterpated because he was kinda-sorta hinting about buying Me some new ones! heehee I told him that I was telepathically communicating with his dinkie we have nicknamed sputnik. sputnik and I are in cahoots and are always plotting against amazon shopping addict. A jacket I wanted wasn’t available so I told amazon addict that he was going to be penalized. I had almost forgetten about the penalty and amazon addict wound up bringing it up. I ended up getting another $150 from amazon addict. Was there another GC before that amazon addict, that I forgot to mention here? Wasn’t there another $200 or something you gave ME that I used on steaks? Yeah I think this makes $350. Sometimes it’s hard to keep track of all the boinking I give you.

Somebody from ireland or something gave Me another $100 gc from amazon. he is really annoying and calls all the time. toiletbrush spent around $125 or something at Victorias and also sent ME $150 cash. doomed brit lost $400 and also had a phonesex session with blackpooch. I made blackpooch tape record the entire conversation so I could use it again doomed brit in the future if he miffs ME off or something. At first, doomedbrit was not being a very willing phone faggot, but after I screamed at the bitch and drilled his, the little bitch wounded up begging to suck blackpooch’s dick, lick his ass, suck his balls and a multitude of disgusting faggotries. The entire conversation can be listened to over and over again. **giggle**

the lou sent another $100, $100 from a new guy named don (I just found the money in My account, he hasn’t contacted Me yet or anything) and another $100 from jeffrey who donated a few days ago. $100 isn’t $400, dumbass. I believe you owe ME $300 more.

I was gone all day yesterday on another all day ride (188 miles.) I am SO glad the windshield came because I was plastered with bugs from riding at night. I lost My driver’s license somewhere a few days ago and went to the BMV and got another today. I’m all happy because My picture came out soo adorable.