“Naturally”

Guess who fucked doomedbrit out of $300? (Just like I said I would)
ME!
Guess who got $600 PLUS a sexy little business suit from vintage furfreak?
ME!
Guess who got $400 PLUS $150 shopping from twinkie?
ME!
Guess who got $75 from luvsblackcock?
ME!
Guess who will get your money too???
ME!

HAHAHA! Oh My, really.. you boys are just TOOOOOOO easy.
Take a few pics! Say a few coy things to MY video camera. Don’t really have to do much, but sit there in MY ponytail and a tshirt and say a few words from the couch in My den. No sexy clothing, no fancy lighting, no professional makeup, no scripts, no practice, no BULLSHIT..just Me being perfect, being irresistible.. being ME. Poof! Your money disappears and magically reappears in MY hands! Now you see it, now you don’t! OOps Princess got your nose! Princess got your dick! Princess got your brain! Princess got your paycheck! Princess got you soul!
you’re all instantly turned into drooling infants, sitting in front of your computers in your bibs, begging to be spoonfed My abuse! Nobody mocks you big bald babies quite like Princess, huh? Notice how naturally it comes to Me? Naturally, you feel like falling to your knees and suffering for ME..because you were BORN to be MOCKED by ME, abused by Me..naturally.

What do I think about all this??? Really. The only thing that comes to mind right now is..
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I gotta go look for more goodies to add to My amazon wishlist because I got amazon addict in a state of delirium right now and need to be prepared to take FULL advantage of him tonite. toodly loo!

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Updates, freakpies!

brad the fag: If you wanna see the cute video.you’ll send Me $100. We both know you will.

UPDATES!!
Check out the new vid/pic gallery in the MEMBERS area boys!
3 video clips and 6 new photos. Very casual videos of Me. Prepared to have your brain SCRUBBED! I think the LONG LONG LEGS video might be a favorite for many of you.

(Removed the FREE video clip cuz some of you freaks were watching it like 40 fucking times! Made my fagarina.com serve space go zonky.) Maybe I will slap it up on another one of bigger MY servers and add the link here again..

It’s 3:00 p.m. and I just woke up. I was EXHAUSTED from MY late night of fucking over liquored up lou.

Oh easy, I made you a little personal video clip. So you better go dip in the family christmas fund!
(The longer one is in members, I’ll send it to you since I never allow you a membership.)

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$2,200 MORE from lou!

Update: lou sent 2,200 and tried to send another $1,000 but his frickin’ bank shut him down for going up to his limit. you still owe ME $1,000 louloubell! you promised! Although you will wake up tomorrow and think you’ll never pay it up, know this, your dick will betray you! I will get what I want! you will be the lou-ser!

Yay Yay for ME!!

I got lou SOO drunk tonite that he just forked over $2,200.00 dollars! Woohoo! he LOVES it! Screw lou!

Then I got $200 from slutty suzy and $100 from some other dude.

I did take a few pics today. Not as many as I planned because I was having wardrobe technicalities and in a pissy mood. But I did make a few video clips that will make up for the puny gallery. Look for them tomorrow!

What can I say? I get more fucking enchanting with every friggin passing day! My brows are divine this week.

We actually took a ride today. Put on our winter gear and it wasn’t too bad. My friend who just passed her riding course a few months ago, is riding around on the little baby Yamaha Virago for the first time these last few weeks. It’s pretty fucking funny. She is afraid to make left turns at stop signs and makes us take right turns over and over. She totally SUCKS ass riding and stalls all the time and is always in the wrong gear, but thats how you learn. A few days back we took her out to practice and this straight biker bitch says nice bike to Me and then asks My friend what kind hers is and adds that she only will “ride a harley” and my friend who’s already pissed off cuz other bikers don’t wave at her cuz she’s on the Yamaha, says “have you actually operated one”? Ha! Guess not cuz that weathered old bleach blond said nothing, gave her a dirty look and went back into the gas station to look for her man. When she came back out, she made sure not to look at us as she got on the back. If you’re going to be a stuck-up biker, at least be one who can start a bike.

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The lou can not escape! The baboon is damned straight to hell!

Update:
Just got $100 from a guy from india. Oh Mah Gawd he is sooo ugly. Doesn’t this pic look like it came from India’s Most Wanted??? heath sent $300 tonite. Haven’t heard from his lame ass for awhile, not that I want to. he’s a fuck up. I’m not talking to him again. There’s something gross and creepy about him.

Look at the sweet little email I got from the lou accompanied with $500!

Princess Sierra,
Transaction Amount : $500.00
Transaction ID : 593xxxxxx

I’m sorry I’ve been so selfish – worried about my card balance instead of you.
Thank you for reminding me and letting me add to your vacation fund.

I’ve been very confused since we spoke. I keep trying to walk the line; enjoying a little of both worlds.
I thought I could serve without it costing me my life, my family. It’s obvious that to truly serve one eliminates non-Princess disctractions, but I thought there must be a middle ground.

Do I want a middle ground?

What trauma would I put my family through if I gave them up?

Back and forth – the values of my life. I think I’m starting to love you.

lou

The baboon is shirking in the corner in shame right now. he just sent ME $300. he’s waiting for lightening bolts to strike him because he did some very naughty things with a bible today. he’s sure he’s going straight to hell now. Of course I got pictures of it all. 🙂

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Maybe another tropical vacation in December and It’s Defile Jesus Week

I’m contemplating going on vacation for Christmas. Someplace not too far but sunny. I don’t want a long plane ride. Maybe Mexico Cozumel or Riviera Maya or something..not sure yet. Well if Mexico isn’t too fucked up by the storms. Maybe Aruba or St Lucia? I was planning to go to that fabulous vacation spot I went last year this February, but maybe I’ll take a vacation now then take another in March or early April instead of February. The last few days I have been consumed with researching resorts and reading tripadvisor.com resort reviews. Finding an adult only resort that isn’t “lifestyle” or nudist is friggin difficult. I don’t want any friggin kids, swingers or drunk partyboys bugging Me. I want excellent food and a beautiful beach too and something that has less than 200 suites/room cuz I hate big resorts. I want 5stars but I’m not as worried about it being quite as white-glove, hoity-toity as MY last vacation. I also hate traveling during christmas, it’s such a fucking madhouse but I’d rather travel to someplace warm and tropical then go to some place cold and do the hohoho, hollyjolly, eggnog thing. I love spending time with My mom but she is going to have such a houseful this year.

So anyway, time to send ME buckets of vacation money!! One for MY vacation in feb/march which will cost Me a fucking mint because My sisters plan to go too and the place is like friggin fantasy island and then one for MY tentative christmas vacation. So BIG BIG donations cuz I travel in style. Just keep your little brains focused on vacationing beauties tanning and drinking foofoo drinks on white sand beaches all on your BUCK! My feb/march vacation there will be FIVE of us girls going! Don’t you want a piece of that SPENDING action??! Of course you do, freak. So visit MY donation page and push the $500 pay button and keep em coming!!

Oh since the baboon has admitted to be attending church again, I have declared it DEFILE JESUS WEEK! I am forcing him to defile the bible and write anti-jesus things all over his body. **Yes easy scott. you are next! But hey, you defile jesus every sunday while your biblethumping wife is off at church, don’t you? Beating off on the sabbath sending your money to She-Satan! HAHAHA Say it, scott! “Get Thee Behind me, jesus!!!!” I forbid you bastards to go to church and worship False Gods! I am your maker and you shall down and serve and worship THE ONE TRUE GOD!
Moi!

Hmmm. It’s been quite a few days since I updated. I really lost track of tributes I have gotten since the last post. I know I haven’t received anything too sensational in the last 3 days I’m afraid. Some shopping here and there, a few dresses and blouses, $100 here, $200 there, $250, yawn yawn. No ONE individual did a respectable $500+ donation over the last 2 or 3 days so, fuck em! You all lost your mentions here for being cheap bastards. Maybe next time, you’ll try to be “bigger” men you selfish little peons.

Got My bike back and it seems to be all in perfect running order. Weather is getting foul so I won’t be doing any riding this weekend. I’m going to try to do some photos on Saturday. I’ve been so fucking bad about updating. Some nice leg shots might bait deryck out of hiding and I can rape that little frickin’ madman out of a shitpile of dinero!

doomedbrit. I know you’re fucking reading this. you owe ME $300 you deranged little pigfucker!

Time to get My ass on the treadmill.

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Financial Slave in UK

Update: vintage furfreak just sent $400 tribute

I got $400 from a british guy in a town called edinburgh. he’s paid Me before but I can’t remember if I ever gave him a nickname or not. he’s a strange little fellow. he wimpers on the phone and moans outloud, “nooooooooooooooooOOOooo don’t make me! not that!” HAHAHA fucking drama queens crack ME up.

Sharon’s hubby bites the biggie and paid another $500 today. he still hasn’t a clue that his money is disappearing and where it has been going. Sharon’s hubby is all upset because I had Sharon empty all his rogaine down the sink and replace it with hairspray months ago. All the little baby hairs he had proudly grown back after months of fastidious Rogaining has all fallen out. HAHAHAHA! he has no idea why it all fell out, but I like the idea of him being all sad about his balding head. Sharon pissed ME off so I made her lace hubby’s dindin with laxatives again last night and he’s still sick from it. Anybody have any ideas of some more wicked pranks I can make her pull on her ol’ ball and chain?

Who wants to shop for My next photo shoot?
Oh somebody get SouthPark season 6 off My amazon wishlist too.

Won’t be around tonite. Perhaps you can catch Me after if I’m not too exhausted from MY night out.
Oh started My period yesterday, so insert your tampons, periodboys!

Isn’t this the saddest picture? 🙁 My friend took it on Her camera phone to memorialize this sad occasion. he’s in a perfect position to kick in the butt.

Bike is still in the shop and it was weather was pretty nice today. Took the chopper out today for a bit.

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PISSY PRINCESS

UPDATE:

Look at this stupid email.
Subject: nearlydead
“hi mistress i hope you ruin my life soon because i have 6 months left to live now and need to feel unworthy before i die and humiliated.i can smoke if you require but my g.p has told me to quit cigs and drink.i wish to leave my last will and testament out into your name.beauty comes first and you are far more beautifull than my old wife.”

Yawn..whatever. If you are going to die, (sha’right, heard that one before) what do you have to lose? Nothing. Go make a donation and don’t bother Me until you have sent at least $500. http://bitchybeauty.com/donations.html THEN we can discuss how you will spend the last days of your pathetic life.

GRRRR! What a shitty 2 days. Last night, the starter on my brand new fucking Harley went out! Totally! Had to be towed. Sucked SO much! It’s in the shop right now. It’s all covered by MY warranty but still fucking annoys the HELL out of ME. It’s a goddamned $18,000 bike and the starter goes out? So we get stuck on the side of the road on our way to dinner. We’re all starving to death. I call 1800-ClubHog for roadside assistance and get this nasty ass looking tow-truck driver who took forever because they called a place all the way on the other side of town. he got out of the truck looking like he had died and gone to heaven. I wanted to kick him in the balls the second I saw him. he says “thats a lot of bike for a little lady”. I’m like “I’m a good 6 inches taller than you, little guy”. he shut his fucking yap and loaded MY bike up. I was not a happy camper. Me and my friend were like being total bitches fighting with each other, “Ewwww..I’m not sitting next to the tow truck driver. YOU sit next to him.” Needless to say, I wasn’t the one sitting next to the greasemonkey. Ugh. What a fucking grisly experience. Im sure this will take days for ME to recover from that ordeal.

Then I get home to discover that MY evil angel fish has taken to swallowing up My neons. That fat little bastard ate 10 of them!!!! I look at the tank and I’m like where the fuck are all the neons, just in time to see that angel fish swallow one up! I couldn’t believe that he got it down. So anyway, the angel fish started acting all funny probably from gorging himself on his tankmates and when I woke up this afternoon he was totally dead. Fuck him! I’m going to the petstore later and replacing his ass with something else. No more angel fish. That one grew so fast and was mean as the dickins.

Then I have fucking assholes like deryck trying to play tiddlywinks and waste MY time. KILL YERSELF ALREADY, deryck!! Whiney ass toiletbrush trying to get attention when he has YET to pay his $1000 penalty. he pays off $200 and thinks I am going to give him attention? I DON’T THINK SO. PAY your penalties or SUFFER your punishment, toiletbrush!

Oh and doombrit, GO FUCK yerself, asswipe! I made you the FREAK you are today. I made you. I will be the one to break you. you’ll never get better, you crazy ass freak of nature!

I feel all hostile today, like busting balls and fucking up lifes! Don’t piss ME off today. I’m going to go work out and burn off some of this energy.

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