Update: Oooh. I got a really nice quality long wool coat today in the mail from cheesedick. Very cozy. twinkie was humiliated by MY post about his cheap little donation so he tried to make it up to Me by getting the big suitcase off MY amazon wishlist. See MY VERY fulfilled wishlist
A new guy paid $400 for the first time last night. his name is michael and he says he has been drooling over MY site for eons without paying. you owe LOTS in back wank-time, freak-o! After he paid though, he just sorta logged off. Musta spanked himself into oblivion or something.
$50 amazon GC from the fat british guy. I used some of it for the last Star Wars movie. fagarina did $150. Another new guy calling himself “netdude” paid $200. he has A LOT to learn and has obviously been talking too much to phonesex girls on keen. Very PERV-O vibes and seems to think it’s his god given right to masturbate on a call. Won’t be talking to that moron again until he learns some manners. $100 from the baboon. $400 from terrance and a measly $100 from twinkie. I think I’m missing someone else. Oh yeah. Today I got all the Chrome Auxiliary Accessory Switch Housing Kits for My Harley from bootfetish guy on yahoo. he said he ordered them all a few days ago and they showed up. Weeeee!
Well, I haven’t cheated on My zone diet yet. Then again, it’s only day 3. Today I had a really gross chicken and 3bean salad thing with vinigrette in it and like 10 grapes. (I’ll be leaving that out of the menu from now on) Then I get stringcheese and apple for a snack. Dinner is couscous, asparagus and like this microscopic portion of salmon. Then for snack there are 3 totally tiny little berry cups with ricotta cheese. Then at midnight I get my breakfast muffin. I’ve discovered if I skip breakfast and save it for like 10p.m – 1a.m. I can get through the day. If I eat the breakfast when I wake up, I am totally starved at night. You aren’t suppose to do that but I doubt others on this diet sleep til noon every day. So oh well. I think I’ll be able to take 5 lbs off by my vacation eating like tweetie the bird. I bet I’ll gain them right back plus 3 on vacation though. Last trip we ate SO MUCH and drank sweet drinks ALL DAY LONG. This resort is suppose to have AWESOME restaurants. Anway, the zone food actually is fairly tasty (cept the bean thingie so far–hmm.the cheesecake wasn’t so swift either), but the portions are SUPER SMALL. I must really eat huge portions regularly if this is how you are really suppose to eat. The food thing is kind of fun in a sick way so far. I’m sure I’ll be really fed up with it soon though.
I SO want a personal chef. Where do you even find them in smaller places like Columbus? Then again, I know if it was a man chef, I would have no self control and would be telling him to make me bigger portions and decadent desserts OR ELSE. Goddess only knows how fat I’d get if left with a chef-man-slave at MY disposal. I guess I’ll stick with this for now.
Oh I think that Dell is totally gonna be trashed. I called Dell and they walked me through some steps and they think its the motherboard.
loopyforlegs: send ME $200! I know you’re their panting over those BOSS Girl pics NOBODY can RESIST MY THIGHS!