Still using toiletbrush!

Still shopping on toiletbrush. Let’s see.. we spent another $250 at Pollo and he also bought ME the wheeled laptop travel case and a $50 cellphone card off My amazon wishlist. divorcee also got ME the little suede bag and a few clothing items off MY amazon wishlist too. Check out MY fulfilled amazon wishlist. I rattled sissy tommikin’s cage and he sprung for $400 tribute today too.

I’m still perusing site after site for more things for toiletbrush to buy ME!! It’s hard finding cool shopping online. You have to go through so much of the same shit to find new stores! Truly, looking for new websites to buy clothing is THE TOUGHEST part of My day.

So maybe I’ll be taking some pics in that new latex dress and get old latexlover worked up into a slather and in “the christmas spirit.”

Oh My god StarWars revenge of the Sith. SUCKED THREE KINDS OF CHEESE!!!!

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Spanking your wallet!

UPDATE: $200 hotels.com GC from toiletbrush 🙂

Heehee I just got $575 from that loser guy with the irish accent who pays and runs away every few months or so! Ha Ha sucks to be you, freak! I know I gave him a nickname last time, but it’s been so long I can’t remember it.

toiletbrush is totally getting his amex card used up by Me. he sent $200 and has done around $700 worth of shopping. he got Me a coat and jeans from American Eagle. Another leather purse, and about $300 worth of stuff from Victoria Secrets and some Silver jeans. I’m TOTALLY not done with him. I’m looking for more stuff to make him get right now! Yes toiletbrush, I intend to screw you over big time!

fagarina was forced to go to BestBuy and spent over $200 for a new cell phone. I received $200 from the ukranian too. easy spent $300 on nano 4 GB ipod and accessories.

amazon addict: I’m waiting for that GC you friggin GIMP!!!

I’m accepting HOTEL.com Gift Certificates. This is to cover some of the travel expenses I will have coming up in the near future.

Had a fun night out last night. Drank some funny blue drinks and danced all night, but daaaaamned it was cold out!

Getting used to MY little zone diet.
Today I had:
Lunch Lentil Soup with Chicken
Dinner GRILLED PORK LOIN WITH BARLEY PILAF & GREEN BEANS
Snack1 BLUEBERRY MINI MUFFIN
Snack2 BAKED APPLE WITH RICOTTA
Midnight Breakfast TOMATO BASIL OMELETTE WITH SLICED POTATOES

I was suprised how much barley pilaf tasted like rice.

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Back from MY short trip

I’m back! Gawd! I hate flying in the winter. Flights were a mess! Wasn’t fun travel. I’m glad to be back. I have another little “business trip” I have to go to 3rd or 4th week of january. I need to run some charges. Later!

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stocking fetish slave

$100 from stockingtop slave, he sent $100 but I wasn’t home to return his drunken emails. sucks to be you stockingtop. If you want a reply start with $500 from now on! Woohoo I got 4 more week of the Zone Diet Delivery from vintage furfreak. Which comes to about $300 a week. Around $1,200 for silly diet food.
Nobody got Me any NETFLIX GC’s yet!! HURRY UP, assholes before it expire!
BUY ME NETFLIX GC’s!

Oh that new guy who sent Me $400 for the first time the other night has been named wrapped aroundm MY pinkie. he sent another $200 yesterday. $100 from brad (not brad the fag) brad email Me and tell ME what your nickname is. I can’t friggin remember but I know you’ve been paying for awhile now. father flatulence got Me the printer on MY fulfilled amazon wishlist.

I’m not home and won’t be home until thursday but I will be online in the evenings from MY hotel.

WOOOOHOO I might get that $5,000+ that NexusXi stole from ME when they went under. (Remember, they went out of business and screwed over everyone who used them for processing.) I won’t hold My breath though. I think it’s been a bit over a year now.
http://www.nexusxi.com/

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NETFLIX GIFT CERTIFICATES PRIORITY PREZZY

Update: Oooh. I got a really nice quality long wool coat today in the mail from cheesedick. Very cozy. twinkie was humiliated by MY post about his cheap little donation so he tried to make it up to Me by getting the big suitcase off MY amazon wishlist. See MY VERY fulfilled wishlist

A new guy paid $400 for the first time last night. his name is michael and he says he has been drooling over MY site for eons without paying. you owe LOTS in back wank-time, freak-o! After he paid though, he just sorta logged off. Musta spanked himself into oblivion or something.

$50 amazon GC from the fat british guy. I used some of it for the last Star Wars movie. fagarina did $150. Another new guy calling himself “netdude” paid $200. he has A LOT to learn and has obviously been talking too much to phonesex girls on keen. Very PERV-O vibes and seems to think it’s his god given right to masturbate on a call. Won’t be talking to that moron again until he learns some manners. $100 from the baboon. $400 from terrance and a measly $100 from twinkie. I think I’m missing someone else. Oh yeah. Today I got all the Chrome Auxiliary Accessory Switch Housing Kits for My Harley from bootfetish guy on yahoo. he said he ordered them all a few days ago and they showed up. Weeeee!

Well, I haven’t cheated on My zone diet yet. Then again, it’s only day 3. Today I had a really gross chicken and 3bean salad thing with vinigrette in it and like 10 grapes. (I’ll be leaving that out of the menu from now on) Then I get stringcheese and apple for a snack. Dinner is couscous, asparagus and like this microscopic portion of salmon. Then for snack there are 3 totally tiny little berry cups with ricotta cheese. Then at midnight I get my breakfast muffin. I’ve discovered if I skip breakfast and save it for like 10p.m – 1a.m. I can get through the day. If I eat the breakfast when I wake up, I am totally starved at night. You aren’t suppose to do that but I doubt others on this diet sleep til noon every day. So oh well. I think I’ll be able to take 5 lbs off by my vacation eating like tweetie the bird. I bet I’ll gain them right back plus 3 on vacation though. Last trip we ate SO MUCH and drank sweet drinks ALL DAY LONG. This resort is suppose to have AWESOME restaurants. Anway, the zone food actually is fairly tasty (cept the bean thingie so far–hmm.the cheesecake wasn’t so swift either), but the portions are SUPER SMALL. I must really eat huge portions regularly if this is how you are really suppose to eat. The food thing is kind of fun in a sick way so far. I’m sure I’ll be really fed up with it soon though.

I SO want a personal chef. Where do you even find them in smaller places like Columbus? Then again, I know if it was a man chef, I would have no self control and would be telling him to make me bigger portions and decadent desserts OR ELSE. Goddess only knows how fat I’d get if left with a chef-man-slave at MY disposal. I guess I’ll stick with this for now.

Oh I think that Dell is totally gonna be trashed. I called Dell and they walked me through some steps and they think its the motherboard.

loopyforlegs: send ME $200! I know you’re their panting over those BOSS Girl pics NOBODY can RESIST MY THIGHS!

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Taking Care of Bizness

UPDATE AGAIN: OMG I’m totally hooked on LOST now.
Had lawnmower man come over and get my laptop all running and everything I need on it loaded it. he’s been here most of the evening. Cleaned My fishtank and did some things around the house. I even let him take some of my food out of MY fridge home so I wouldnt be tempted.

Oh yumyum. I got MY “gourmet” Zone Diet Meals delivered to My door today. No wonder Jennifer Aniston is so skinny! I’m gonna die! Here’s what on the menu for tomorrow.
Breakfast: The World’s tiniest little omelette w/ turkey ham, cheese and peppers.
Lunch: Sliced beef skirt steak and grilled vegetable salad. (I don’t see the vegetables I just see carrots.)
Dinner: Seared chicken with green beans, red potatos and a apple.
Snack 1: Lemon swirl cheesecake
Snack 2: Chili Tostada w/ beef

Who thinks I’ll last an entire 2 weeks eating this and not cheating?? HA! What the fuck was I thinking??!? And to think!! poor vintage furfreak paid over $600 for 2 weeks of this. heehee

So far all I had today was the Chili which was really good friggin chili but it was a totally tiny portion. I also had a zone bar. It’s 7 p.m. and I’m already hungry and all I got left for today is a little cranberry muffin! I’m dooooomed.

MEMBERS UPDATES: NEW GALLERY
Not as many pics as I hoped to take. Just 8. I’ll try to do some more this week. I also rotated the HOT STUFF archive gallery in for this month.

A few more photos all fullsized will be available to members very soon. The BossGirl gets down to business!

Hey dude, who bought those Harley heels for Me. Look what’s on MY feeties! Time to buy ME MORE stuff, huh?!

Oh I decided to get a Toshiba Satellite again instead of a Sony.
Here it is!

Came up to be around $1400 or something. $1000 was on fagarina’s gift cards but I also had another $100 one floating around from some other time I fleeced him. I’m still pissed about the Dell. There’s so much shit on it that I can’t get to. Maybe I can find a female computer tech somewhere who can work on the hardware.

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Tribute your Greedy Mistress!

Hey boys and girls. Went shopping and ran some errands today. I found super long drawstring sweatpants WITHOUT elastic in the waist. Woohoo! You don’t even know how hard it is to find sweatpants with 35 inseam! I hate friggin elastic in lounge pants and sweats. Drawstring only!

Gonna go buy My new laptop with fagarina’s BestBuy gift certificates I think sometime this week.

Was gone most of the day, but I should be available for phone calls tonight. I’m not near as cramped today. OMG My period makes Me feel so evil this week! heehee

I’m still accepting vacation donations.

Received $400 WU from WUsissyboy. Gotta go pick it up in a few!

fat british dude. Get those friggin DVD’s you promised! slutty suzy sent Me a picture of the trans hooker he is going to suck for his pay off. But I am not impressed. he is trying to find the prettiest, most petite, feminine hooker he can find. No way suzy! I want you to have some 6’5 ladybeast with a 10 inch dong and a lazy eye! HAHA!
toodle loo boys!

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