Tuesday 1.10.06
Yay! sissy tommikins sent another $300! Woohoo! Way to go hootchie! toiletbrush got soo titiliated when I whispered evil-nothings in his ear last night that he sent ME another $300 in cash and promised ME a little VS shopping too. 🙂 I got $100 from this new old fart. he promised another $100 but then fucking lied about it. Fuck him. he can find someone else to sissify his dishonest ass.

Update: Sister M got Her new purse today and LOVED LOVED LOVED IT! She even added the matching checkbook to Her wishlist. She plans on taking a snapshot for you, M‘s bitch. Oh, still no watch. Check with amazon and see what happened. She also loves those Sketcher shoes she got using your GC.

Woohoo! Hurray for My henchman easy scott! As court recorder he had blackpooch’s journal all saved.
hahah So up it goes again. SUCK ON THAT, black pooch!

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Oh other good news. fagarina won a free trip to beautiful Puerto Rico, but because its nontransferrable and he can’t give it to ME, he isn’t allowed to go! awwwww..ain’t that sad? I could go with him, but then he would have to go too. So.I decided nobody gets to . Instead he can stay home on his webcam and wear a sombrero and pee in his face or something.

you still owe ME $300 easy. heehee Oh and did you get that neck band thing for the ipod??

For some reason I can’t get the SideKick back on MY wishlist. Maybe Tmobile doesn’t like wishlists either now. 🙁

I am impatiently tapping MY toe! Buy it NOW! Send it to this address.

toiletbrush, if you get it send it to the other address. you can ALSO send your apology.

Check it out. Young Girls Rob Pizza Guy

Update: Man, Sister M has been racking it in this week! M‘s bitch just sent her $500 so she could get that purse and boots on top of the $160 he sent her a couple days ago. heehee So anyway, we just got the purse but it won’t show on her fulfilled wishlist cuz it’s from Nordstroms. She’s still deciding on her boots and what she will blow that $160 on. I need to start her own little fulfilled wishlist I think.

What’s with all those flabbos in the gym today!? They’ll be crowding it up for all of 4 weeks. Please get OUT NOW, because you will never stick with it. Just like you didn’t last year. New Years resolutions are for the terminally unsatisfied, goobers destined to fail year after year. Oh, I am so sick of listening to friends rattle on about their new years resolution and how they momentarily get all gung-ho about these life changes they are going to make for the year. (The same ones they were going to make last year, but never happened.) Sometimes I think I must be the only person in the world who actually lives in eternal bliss and completely adores the person I am and the life I live. So people, if LAST year sucked, this year will suck too. Why? Because YOU suck. Now get your fat ass off the stepper, I want to use it NOW!

I just met the wackiest little freak on yahoo. he calls himself fifipoodlegirl. he’s friggin frenchcanadian! HAHAHAHA I toldja french were freaks! Well he’s not really french otherwise I probably would have sent him packing since I’m in a anti-french mood lately. Anyway, he likes to dress up like a poodle. We are going to work on making his outfit better. he his fascinated with Husky male dogs and fantasizes about them and humps stuffed animals! he thinks huskies are “very handsome.” And he likes to dream of himself as a little poodle and likes the fact that Huskies weigh more than him cuz he’s only 5’6 120 lbs. he doesn’t just want to have gross sex with Husky dogs, he seems quite enamored with them and talks about them like he’s talking about his Prince charming.
OMG men are FREEEAKS!

Here he is on webcam cuddling a plush puppy.

So anyway, the toypoodle sent Me $100. This was quite a hysterical conversation. I was actually kinda shocked for the first time. HAHAHAHA JEEEZUS one day I am SO gonna write a Best Seller! It is SO fucking SICK and WRONG that I find this shit so amusing.well..kind in a morbid way. Anyway I’m gonna make this one start a journal cuz his shit is surreal. POODLE-icious Fifi

Yay I got My 3-flicks at a time NetFlix year subscription from cumslut. Holy SHIT! I got some DISGUSTING footage of him! The most FOUL video of him bobbing for a turd in the toilet. It was SO FRIGGIN DISGUSTING! I will have to pass it out to those who want to see it, cuz Im nervous about putting it on MY server with all the new adult laws. you are SUCH a sick bitch, cumslut!!

$400 from some yahoo wallet slut guy. he pays other Dommes so I’m not so thrilled with his cash. $100 from cheesedick and $150 from toejamjam.

Why are french slaves such fucking creeps? I’ve been disappointed with several french freaks. They are such fucking liars. At the resort I noticed a few french couples and they were so odd looking and dressed so strange. (I also noticed the Finnish couples were odd too.)
I think I will be handing one dishonest frenchy’s phone number out for free phonesex.

I’ll be going out of town for a quick trip January 4-6. (Nothing fun or anything.) I’ll have MY cell phone with ME and will be online in the evenings some at the hotel. I’m a bit nervous because I am suppose to meet a few people the very same day (4 hours after I arrive) and I hope the weather is okay and MY flight isn’t delayed or something. I probably should have came in the night before and not cut it so short, but I really didn’t feel like being away from home another night. I do want to have enough time to get checked in and take a shower and do MY hair. My hair totally gets full of static on airplanes and sticks up funny.

I decided I want a t-mobile sidekick too. I added it to MY amazon wishlist. Since I’m going to be on the road more, I need to be a bit more mobile. The other cell phone has online access but doesn’t have a keyboard just a phone pad. It takes forever to fucking respond to a message. So I thought I’d try this too. I ain’t paying for it, so what the hell, right? I’m getting into guys just paying the pay-as-you-go phone card thingie. heehee These goofy phones keep you occupied when you travel. I was playing on Mine a lot in the airports while I waited for MY next flight. My sisters all want prepaid funphones too cuz they are all demanding phones from you freaks and cell phone cards too. I’m making easy scott get a pay as you go phone too so I can make him carry with him constantly and I can call, text and harass him whenever I want. I told him I want him sleeping with the phone in his undershorts on vibrate every night in case I have demands.

fagarina spent over $200, cumslut bought Me a year netflix but the little dumbass only got the 1-movie at a time package. Fuck that! I didn’t claim it and told him to call Netflix tomorrow and see if he can get 3-movies at a time instead. doomed brit sent $100 and terrance sent $350. The guy shopping for Sister M sent Her $160 amazon GC’s to get those boots, unfortunately Nordstroms is being a big pain in the ass and not accepting amazon GC’s anymore nor are they allowing guys to buy stuff off wishlists now. SUCKS ass! She is looking for another pair of boots to spend Her gift certificate on and will be adding more items.

Update:
My face is almost back to normal. pheww! Oh just got $200 outta the silly baboon. I’m gonna to Par-tay! Happy New Years to Me! And another year of enslavement, addiction and ridicule for you!

A guy named marc gave up $500 last night. he’s paid a few times in the past. he wanted to do a phone call after but he suddenly just disappeared! What’s with that freakie poo? Got scared? you can call tonite if you can grow the balls! hahaha!

The $500 gc from Sears showed up from slutty suzy while I was away. Do NOT think I forgot about you suzy. Now I’m back and ready to make good all MY promises, you shamefull hussy!

toiletbrush sent ME $250 bought we are waiting for his account to clear Mine. It better get here fast! Princess doesn’t like waiting.

I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! I had a great time. It was far too short a vacation though. However, I don’t think I’ll be going back to this resort. I like really small resorts, (less than 100 rooms) and really personal treatment where the staff treats you like they are your total slaves, this place was a bit more generic and common and although it was smallish, it wasn’t quite small enough for My taste. The resort also was chock full of honeymooners and perverted old rich guys sneaking off their young girlfriends while pretending to be on ‘business trips’.

We had a blast in the ocean and got to do a lot more swimming and boogie boarding then we did last time. We slept on the beach, tanned by the pool (well I didn’t really tan..I was gooped up with an inch of sun block.) She tanned, I vegged.

Agh! My precious face is so bloated right now! For real. Here is ME the day before I left on vacation. (maybe 2 days)

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Check out the second shot of ME! Hell-O!I still look look adorable but in a younger, poochier face way. Same thing happened last year. Remember that shot of Me in orange with the burnt face? It’s rounder here too!

I think being around the equator does something wacky to Me! My feet won’t fit in MY every day boots! ANYway! 5 lb Damage report! But I’m not too upset because I lost almost that much before I left. So back on those DISGUSTing Zone meals for ME. It’s just amazing, cuz a few weeks ago I was stressing that My face might be getting longer. HA! I guess that’s what happens when you gaze at yourself in the mirror 3 hours of the day every day. Really. I can’t help MYself. How can I NOT admire Myself in the mirror everytime I pass by?

Hopefully I’ll be feeling MYself in a few days cuz I feel really strange since I got back to Ohio. The weather was so depressing to come back to. But I had fun fun fun! GAWD I wish I had made it 2 weeks instead of one! 🙁 None of My friends can ever take off that much time at once. Sucks the big wang. Oh I started MY period on the plane ride home. How convenient was that? At least I was sitting in First class, suffering with My period pangs. Stick in your tampons, period boys!

Oh I totally loved the red suitcase I got. There is so much room in it and it expands and it’s very lightweight cept I went over by 5 lbs and had to shuffle some of My shit into My girlfriends case. heehee We were heading for the luggage claim and I was bragging how easy it was going to be to find MY suitcase because NOBODY but Me was going to have it and lo and behold there was TWO just like it spinning around the luggage belt! boohoo. I was really hoping to get a suitcase that would be easy to spot that nobody else would have because a year or so ago I had a mishap when returning from visiting MY mom and accidentally picked up some ladies suitcase which was identical to Mine and brought it home. Forgot to look at the tag. Oops. My bad. The owner of the suitcase looked to be a real nutcase. I open the luggage to find this creepy little arsenol of clothing and toiletries that was ALL individually sealed in zip lock bags! EVERY single friggin item! Crazy old lady. I bet she almost had a heart attack when she got home and unzipped her bag to find all MY half-assed folded jeans, logger boots and crop shirts and the other half of the suitcase TOTALLY packed full of hair product. heehee The airport actually picked up the suitcase from My home and redelivered us our respective suitcases. So I wanted to avoid another suitcase mishap.

I wasn’t going to post even TINY pics of Me, but when I came home and found a GIANT stack of boxes waiting for Me and several grand in donations (most from latex lover and the ukranian– the rest of you are still fucking mooches)I was buttered up a bit.

Hi hoggyboys! Well, Im having a verrry relaxing time. I still like the other resort better. It was more private and the food was better. The pools and scenery are all gorgeous! The grounds are beautiful and the pool is ENORMOUS. It´s all 5stars and stuff but there are more people here and it doesn’t feel as personal as the last resort. I’m getting all gagged out by the amount of hot women with dirty ugly old trolls. Must be a money thing, but jesus. No amount of money is worth screwing those filthy old men, girls! GROSS GROSS GROSS! I’m talking MAJORLY NASTY old pervs with 20 year old hotties. It just gets ME all riled up and ruins MY vacation. Anyway, I’m not all burnt! I´ve been really putting on the sunblock and wearing a hat, but I’m soooo bloated. I´m not sure if it´s a combination of MY period that should be coming any moment now, the food, drinks or the weather, but My poor little feet are totally swollen like they have been stung by a bee! Other than that and a case of the frizzies, I´m having a lovely time and we´ve met some awesome chicks from canada and amsterdam. The weather has been PERFECT!

I logged in to count all MY “Pay Me to Play” vacation $$$ and I only see a few tributes!!! What the fuck is up with that you mooching sacks of shit!?!?! Fine! No sexy pics for you assholes when I get back. No peeks at My sexy resort wear, My sunkissed nose, My sandy toes and the pretty flowers I have been wearing in MY hair every day. you´re stuck with palm tree and parrot photos. FUCK all ya selfish old wanks!! I shouldn’t have to be here constantly ENTICING you chimps to pay!! you should be paying because it’s your fucking JOB to pay ME–because you were born to pay ME, destined to spoil ME and DAMNED PROUD to do it! Eat shit and die, you unworthy maggots! Oh and to all you fucking NASTIES emailing ME rude “requests”. Fucking go stick a meathook up your anus! This ain’t no peekshow! you want panties, titties and crotch.there are plenty of moneydommes who will be glad to show you lots of it.if they don’t show you now.just wait a few months, most wind up showing you whatever you want in the end. Send your requests to them and cram your $$ up your wrinkled old bung. I don’t take orders.

I’m going to have a CocoLoco and go back to forgetting you pudwackers EXIST.
Seeya, good puppydogs when I get back.