$200 from the divorcee and $175 from a new guy–another french canadian. he wants ME to beat the shit out of him. 🙂 Sounds like fun! tragic $30 from sissy christina. BOOOO for sissy christina!

henry, a blast from the past, hadn’t paid ME forEVER! he sent Me $500 donation and spent $200 shopping for Me and smalldick sd gave ME $100 amazon GC that I haven’t used yet. I’ve got to get to the gym very soon.

HAHA
swore to Me I would never get a picture of his face.
Well, he was WRONG.so VERY wrong.

he will be available for bad phonesex this week!
I’ll probably add more tonite.

Update: VTG just $450 out of his sad ass!
HAHA Friggin A! Poor little Princess didn’t have too much time to weasel much money outta you freaks because SHE was too busy slaving away helping VTG find the stuff She wants for HER wishlist! You know what MY Sister (VTG) is doing right now??!?! FUCKING OVER amazon addict on another shopping spree!! HHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
What the hell!? What’s funny is. She got Herself a new yahoo account so She can jabber with Her little shoppers and was totally tired from staying up til the wee morning hours shopping with addict. We both thought that amazon addict was probably squeezed dry and at his end and didn’t pressure him to do much more, so She went to bed early. Then guess what? he messages ME and says “the sad part is, if She had stayed up longer i would have done it all over again because i feel so weak.” So I got on the phone and woke HER ass up and She made a mad dash to Her keyboard to clean house! Woohoo!

fagarina sent ME $75 and the father flatulence sent Me $400, amazon addict also got Me $200 from MY amazon wishlist.which certainly pales in comparison to Veronica’s $1000+ and counting (make that $1450). I’m not complaining though. She is VERY excited about all Her new goodies! 🙂

So far I’ve been enjoying MY circuit class. Let’s see how long it will keep ME interested. Been working out 5 days a week for the last 2 weeks. Getting back in MY groove.

Update: $200 from toiletbrush

OMG Im almost jealous! Veronica has totally BLED amazon addict DRY tonite! I let him message Her on AIM because he’s a very decent non-pervy fellow. So anyway first he got HER $100 cell phone cards then after a few messages from Her, he decided he needed to get Her a $100 amazon shopping. Before the night was over, She reamed him for a total of $450 shopping off Her amazon wishlist!!!
Veronica’s Fulfilled Wishlist

HAHAHAH and they even came up with a new name for Her. VERONICA THE GREAT. HAHHAAHA After I told her about “froggy” addict’s evil side that makes him shop, She started to use it to Her advantage.
The girl got skills.

him: i was going to ask why you’re doing this but I already know the answer don’t I?
him: yes, maam, they will i’m sure
HER: yes
him: it’s because you’re Veronica the Great isn’t it?
HER: yes the one and only so Dont Forget that u worm!!!
him: it would be pretty hard to do so right now
(this is after he spent 250 on HER-haha)
HER: does froggy want to get 2 pairs of earrings or just the one?
him: do i have to ask him?
HER: yes u do!
him: i’m afraid to because i know what he’ll say
HER: ask him anyways
him: yes, maam
him: he says if it will make you feel greater
HER: It would
him: yes, Veronica the Great, froggy would like to get 2 pair of earrings
him: I need to retotal?
HER: do that
him: so that’s another 120 to extra 130?
HER: well yes it is
him: so I need to get another certificate for 250, right?
HER: yes thats right
him: i really wish you hadnt found out about or met froggy…………..I’ll go to task now
him: I’ll message you when I finish, maam
him: I just sent through the order for a 250 dollar gift certificate, maam

Poor amazon addict getting double tagged by the 2 Portuguese Bitch Sisters! he didn’t have a chance in hell now did he?
Look at the wild ass boots She had him buy. She wanted them in black but they weren’t available so she had to settle for the brown.

Well I got $300 from deadman dan and $500 from twinkie! I got some around $75 shopping from toejamjam, somebody got Veronica a book from her wishlist and I believe cumslut got her the drink mixer. OH I totally love the new shoes amazon addict gave Me, they arrived as well, as a workout jacket, shirt and 2 cropped work out pants. Oh almost forgot. twinkie also got Me another pair of workout pants from nikey and a little workout shrug.

I have a confession. I did a very very mean thing to fifi the poodleboy.
http://www.poodleboy.com
Well when I first met Fifi and he sent ME some of those pics I asked him STRAIGHT out if he had ever sent them to other Mistresses because I LOATHE getting fuckin’ pics that someone else has used. he totally said NO. Well turns out, he has sent those pics to like 3 camgirls and a few used them on their sites. So then, I continue to catch him in a few other lies. I demanded his password to his yahoo and discovered he had a BUNCH of CamGirls, Keen Chicks and Dommes on his buddylist. I then demanded his hotmail account password which he first said “was a dummy email.” yeah yeah. I kept demanding it and finally he fessed up that he used it for work and was very private to him and he didn’t want ME to get MY hands on it. So I was trying to do the lost password thingie on it and as I was trying to guess it, I noticed it had CHANGED. So that little knockedknee doggylover was in his hotmail account at that very moment trying to lock ME out! This enraged ME so I sent 3 pics to his roommate and 2 people he worked with. Well, I wasn’t 100% sure if they were REAL people because they were hotmail accounts but when I called him, he had his roommate talk to Me and also they were kinda arguing with each other. his roommmate was ENRAGED because fifi had made a mad dash to his roommate’s computer and deleted all his email. Not just MY email..ALL OF THEM. But his roommate managed to bring up the email and see the pictures. hahaha So fifi is on the brink of tears and TOTALLY TWEAKING and he’s afraid his roommate is going to kick him out and his roommate is totally pissed at him and called him a “fruit” and a “fag”..fifi sounded SO DEVASTATED that for one half of a second I almost felt bad. Well. Not really. I tried to feel bad.but it didn’t work. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHA So anyway, I tell fifi since he has suffered this HUGE humiliation that I forgive him and he can be MY poodle and ask him if he still wants to be MY poodle.
Guess what he said?
YES he did.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Oh well, maybe I should have counted to 10 first. But what the hell! It’s just a “dude’s” life. Who’s next??? Oh did I fail to mention he sent ME $100 again last night. heehee. I’ll catch up with other prezzies later.

Oh that fucking filthy mark francis admitted to spraying ladies perfume on MY $300. That is SOOO creeepy.

Check out the tshirt sissy christina had to go to the mall and ask a girl to make for him.

In case you can’t read it it says I HEART TURDS. he also had to go get a dogtag made that said SISSY MUTT PROPERTY OF PRINCESS. he actually had to ask a lady at the petstore to make it. How humiliating!
Well well. you greedy little assholes didn’t do so good today. All I got was $300 from drunk tom, $100 anonymous donation and $100 amazon GC from amazon addict. The rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves!

Hey I’m trying to send a mean text message to divorcee’s wife but I can’t figure out how to text message Norway because they don’t have many #’s. I’ve text other Countries but Norway is friggin weird. Guys from Norway message Me..I have a job for you.

I’m STILL IMPATIENTLY waiting for that Harley leather jacket and a new gas card! Who’s gonna get them???

amazon addict caved again. he had been holding out on ME for a few weeks in hopes of recovery. Silly. Silly little men. you can’t “get better.” Well, on to the good part. amazon addict’s other side, “froggy” took over and sent him to his yahoo messenger and straight back in My web. $350 worth of GC shopping. Check it out for yourself. I was in the mood for a bunch of new work-out clothing because I’m starting a new circuit class on monday. Well, froggy..as usual a pleasure chatting with you..MY PLEASURE.
heeheeeheee Look at the SIZE of that Fulfilled Wishlist!!

Oh then this little fat college kid popped up. he sent $300. Then POOF disappeared. Today though, he claims to want to be on his merry little way and never chat with ME again and begged ME not to post one of his photos. I don’t know what the big deal is. he looks like every other fat boy.

amsterdam ham sent a $500 donation and got Me some shampoo and SideKick screen covers. toiletbrush bought Me a few things from Victoria Secrets. I’m looking for something pretty to wear for MY next set of gallery photos. he’ll be shopping for clothing for that today. I’ve actually been getting more requests for business attire shots. Hohum..I have no idea what I’ll wear next. But I need to start thinking about it, because it’s time for a new gallery isn’t it, suckerboys?

Oh I think I failed to mention that a few days back slutty suzy paid $300 and promised to redo his suckcock day next week. So for now I will stop with MY dastardly deeds, but will continue if he doesn’t get the cocksuck pics next week.

Oh, Veronica called fagarina on Her new cell phone and demanded a new top-up card for Her cell cuz she whipped through it REALLY fast. Of course he ran straight to it and called ME in quite a state. hahaha fagarina is going to feel like the world’s hairy-est WISHBONE being pulled on by both ME and My sister.

Oh you little wanks, will be happy to know that I now have quite a few of you programmed into MY SideKick address book. Last night when I was out with friends and they were checking out MY SideKick they all had a good laugh at the guys I had programmed into My phone and the caller ID photos I had attached. fagarina of course was the favorite. But I also had toiletbrush, amsterdam ham, the divorcee, slutty suzy, twinkie, the baboon and a bunch of other guys pics in there with their emails, phone #’s and contact info. They were clicking through them laughing and saying “Oh my god!” Everyone wants to know why the baboon “looks so sad.” HAHAHAHA They also enquired as to why blackpooch had a skull and crossbone across his photo and whether he was gay. (he had that nightie and lipstick on.) Wouldn’t it totally SUCK if I lost MY SideKick??? With all you guys humiliating photos, nicknames and real names and phone numbers on it?? HAHAHAAHHHAHAHA
You better hope I take better care of it then I do MY sunglasses. I can’t even COUNT how many sunglasses I lost this year.
Something to think about.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHA

mark francis why the fuck does that money you sent ME smell like cheap ladies’ perfume?? you fucking FREEEAK!

Guess what? I want another leather jacket. Most of My leather jackets are all slightly cropped. I want one longer one because the wind gets up my jacket and freezes MY butt off when it’s chilly.
Harley Davidson Leather Jacket

I’ve been playing with MY new SideKick all day. It’s pretty nifty. It has aol email programmed in it, AIM and Yahoo. They keyboard is much easier to use than the regular keypad. I also can program 2 or 3 other emails. Coolbeans. I love it!
sissy christina just got jipped out of $300, doomed brit sent $200, toiletbrush got ME a $50 Tmobile card, Red Drawf season 7, toothbrush heads for MY toothbrush and the leather pouch for SideKick. Some black guy named nigel called and gave Me his credit card but there was only $25 on it. FIGURES. Oh yeah $100 from a sissy. But I can’t remember what he called himself. It was the first time I spoke with him. Oh yeah, I just mailed toiletbrush’s $50 rebate in for MY sidekick. Nothing like getting paid to GET free shit. heehee

fagarina. don’t forget to send ME that Macaroni Grill GC you got for Christmas. Macaroni Grill ain’t exactly MY fave, but we gotta make sure you have jackshit.