ALERT:
Somebody with a 509 area code! you’re wife just called and wanted to know what I do. Because I was in a gracious mood I told Her web design, but I don’t think She bought it.

Here’s THE stupidest email of the day. After all these years and reading ALL MY stuff I write.Why the fuck do I still get emails like this?
Princess Sierra I told you I cannot afford to join your site or send you money, about 2 years ago I had a nervous breakdown and became bipolar and lost my job I am on disability, but I am in love with you I think you are the most attractive women I ever seen I always dreamed of a women like you since I was a teen the first girl I ever kissed was Portuguese, I love amazon women like you I am about 5-11 I am 46 years old I am not a freak or a fag,, but I am very submissive for someone like you I do not want to be one of your freaks I want to be your husband I cannot support you but I will make a very good house husband for you I promise I will do all your house work cook your meals anything, I seen your new pic you are truly beautiful the kind of women I dream of, I never been married and I do not have any kids, please princess I’ll do anything for you for you, for your love.

Actually I think this freak just wants an angry email. Whatever. Stop taking your meds and go slit your wrists.

Oh I’m still bagging the bitches left and right with these new shots! pete the puppet who paid ME $300 a month back called and we had a LONG interesting conversation. First he sent ME $500 bucks!! Then he gave ME ALL his info..soc#, mom’s maiden name, bday, bank account info ect. I set up online banking with his checking account so now I can see where every penny is going. I also set up billpay so I can log in and automatically pay Myself. I set up a new email for this account, so the little bastard can’t get into it. We also applied for a new Visa, MC and Shell card. his credit must not be too good but it wouldn’t instantly accept him. It said they will be sending him info in the mail. 🙁 Grumble grumble. I also took that info and set up his online account for his mobile phone so I can see every call coming in and out. he won’t be able to retrieve that password either and if he does try calling them they will see his utterly humiliating screenname I chose for him hahahahhaha! So Im taking all MY info and doing as much research as possible on these little dweeb so he will be too scared shitless to EVER disappoint ME!

I also got $200 from munnyhunny again and he is promising to do MORE today!! yahoo! $700 so far! I’m going to try for another $1000 today!

m nicholich just sent that $300 I demanded. About time! Do NOT ever keep Princess waiting again. oh make that $500!! hahaaha and you just bought your nickname back–wrappedaroundmypinky. WooHoo!!!! I love getting $500 tributes and I’ve been getting quite a few the last few days. Who’s next?!?!

loopyforlegs I see you joined MY membership today. you can’t resist MY dazzling thighs and they look SOOO long and shiny in those pics. I want $200 from you! We both know I will get it, don’t we!?

When Princess lets Her hair down, you let your guard down! HAHAHAHAHA

munnyhunny cracked and sent Me $500 and promised he would come back and do more tonite. My luscious new photos will have him stroking his puppy stick all day long at work. The divorcee also couldn’t resist The IRRESISTIBLE. I got $250 from him and he sent VTG $50 too. the junky just sent $75 of amazon GC’s. VTG worked over froggy again! he sent Her $100 in the mail plus $50 to Her mobile phone.   CIAO!

K. Let’s see. Tally time. I got $300 from fagarina. . wimpy dog sent Me $300 and doomed brit sent $200. froggy spent around $170 on another pair of Harley boots and a couple of hoodies.

Hey everybody look what We made fagarina go do last night!

That’s him holding up a polaroid of his night out! he met a black a guy on some dirty chatline and had to drive off to the ghetto to meet him. VTG said this was a testrun and that she soon expects him to actually make cash sucking guys off. I told her that fagarina’s too ugly to actually make any cash doing this, but she seems set on the notion that she might actually make some money pimping him out in the future. hahahaha! I won’t give up all the details, I’ll let fagarina tell his little grisly tale of whoredom and exploitation for himself.

Update: Sister M’s new admirer sent Her ANOTHER $250 of amazon gc’s. She’s ecstatic! HAHAHA She just got Her baker’s rack like she wanted.

Inquiring minds wanna know? Who’s buying Sister M that stuff that mysteriously keeps disappearing from Her wishlist? She got 2 more end tables and called me laughing saying things were disappearing as soon as she added them. She totally has her eye on that Baker’s Rack now. I got $150 from fagarina and VTG got $50 plus $50 Virgin phone card. Poor fagarina! he’s soo going to have to pay his bills with his credit card this month cuz we took his entire pay check!

yo easy: Change your password to your yahoo messenger. I think someone might have gotten it through one of those password phishing pages. p.s. you owe Me $300

The freak who doesn’t want to mentioned here (we’ll just call him uncle pigfucker) donated $500 plus another $500 to insure his privacy. Hurray! $1000 for ME!

twinkie gave ME $700 for Valentine’s Day! yahoooo!! toiletbrush gave ME $200 towards My little trip out of town.
Oh randy called again and gave ME $300. he’s such a fucking weirdo! hahaha! Get this. he has all kinds of peculiar fetishes, for instance, he loves hearing Me say “ahuh” over and over and over. But tonite he made the STUPIDEST request. “Please talk like a demon!” hahahha! Say what?! This was soo inane, I couldn’t resist. Really. you should have heard Me. hahhaha I don’t know if I sounded ANYTHING like a demon but in between busting up in hysterical laughter I was hissing in this strange witchy voice things that drove him crazy. “DIE RAND-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Die for the Princess Demon! I will take your soul and send you straight to HELL! YESSSSSSSS..randy will rot in HELL for Princessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.” So I’m squawking like a harpie and he’s totally moaning in ecstasy and POW his dick friggin burps all over the place. How fucked up do you guys get?!?!?!?!?

Gotta get back on MY diet tomorrow. I was soooooooooooooooo bad today! I got this giant box of really fucking good chocolate and have been chowing down on it all day. Plus I had a friggin GIANT sundae/shake thing for dinner and a big hamburger. Oh the guilt! I have been working out 6 days a week, so it’s such a waste to eat like I have the last few days. 🙁 Oh well. Tomorrow’s another day! I think My big appetite is related to the fact that I just started My period today.AGAIN. What the fuck?? Didn’t I just get off the fucking rag a week or two ago?? This freaking blows. It’s like I’m having a little mini-menstrual.

I really should toss this giant box of chocolates but I can’t make MYself do it.
Speaking of food, I got a carepackage from brad the fag. Some awesome salsa, parmesean cheese and cashews.

you all better send ME Valentine Donations today!! I do have the key to your heart!

My Sister M has been having some shopping fun. A secret admirer sent Her $250 in amazon GC’s and the baboon sent Her $100 plus bought her 2 pair of shoes from Her amazon wishlist. latexlover sent $500 for VDay! fagarina got Me $25 tmobile card and I also made him order Me and My girlfriend lunch on sunday to be delivered here. the junky got the blowdryer and diffuser off MY amazon wishlist and $100 from doomed brit and I just got $75 from jasoninrecovery.

Oh I’m taking a short 3 day trip the beginning of march. Who’s paying for it?

Today was kind of boring. Slept in late, fiddled online, went to the gym and tried to keep MY tootsies warm. We finally decided to eat at one of those “Taco Boats” that ME and MY girlfriend are always laughing at when we drive by one. That’s what we call those funny little parked buses jammed packed with lil mexicans selling mexican food. We’ve always been afraid that they grind up burro meat or something and that we might catch food poisoning, but the food really was actually pretty good and the hotsauces were fairly hot and spicy. SO PRINCESS survived the Taco Boat.

brad the fag: Sister M got your silly little letters and $120 in HER POBox and is very pleased!

wimpydog sent $300 but I ignored him, jasoninrecovery sent $100, $100 from henry. VTG got another $230 from froggy and I think she managed to get him to promise to send Her more cash in the mail too. Oh My new leather motorcycle helmet showed up yesterday too, twinkie!