Pennies from heaven!

Cash update again:
Another $200 from toiletbrush,making his total for today $500. I also noticed some got Me some really nice hair products off MY amazon wishlist. 2 Phyto products and 1 Ouidad product. When the FUCK are they going to fix my goddamned amazon wishlist!??! I’m going to bitch again. They told me they were working on it for ever a week now!

Update: More surprise money! I just logged in and found $75 from some dork from kuwait and also $200 from a dean. So who are you dean?? Oh spoke too soon, I just got another $75 from the kuwait guy.

Guess what??? uncle pigfucker paid $1500 last night!! he also paid for ME NOT to post his name, so some of you might know who uncle pigfucker is and others won’t. 🙂 It’s been quite a lucrative week and I have been milking the hell out of those RED HOT pics!

wimpydog sent $200 and pathetic toiletbrush sent another $300 and WILL be sending more when his new credit card arrives. heehee

ya know I’m like on MY 4th day of MY period and I didn’t have any major outbursts? It must have been that little baby period I had in between. I think this one is going to end early. Hopefully My cycle will get back on track. So I guess I forgot to mention when it was time for tampon duty, period boys.but since I had an extra period this month, I’ll let you off easy and allow you to skip this one.

I’ll be online but busy packing and preparing for My trip. I’ll update later this evening.

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Free Money is the Bestest Money!

Update: cumfag just efiled his taxes and had both his state and federal refunds were directly deposited to Me. Total is $4,237 minus $29.95 for the filing fee. WooooHooooooOooOOOOOOOOooo!! I’ll let you know when it shows up in MY account. he’s not a liar and has been serving for years so I know he did it. HAHAHAHHAHAHA I want MORE tax refunds!!! Seriously? Who wants to get drunk, dial Princess and efile your taxes with ME? I’ll be your little tax consultant!

yay that jeffrey guy a.k.a. peckerpuppet who I was bitching about his second donation showing up, just sent another. So he has done a total of $400. 🙂 Then I also found a $100 from a david and $175 from a sissy donna. How fun! It’s always fun to log in to MY merchant admin and find donations I wasn’t even expecting. Sister M chatted with brad the fag and charged him a boring tax. he sent HER off $100 in the mail. Oh yippy! cumfag is working on his taxes right now and we are going to have his tax refund go STRAIGHT into MY checking account. Who else is forking over their tax refunds?

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you dont EVER GET OVER PRINCESS!! you get SCREWED OVER by PRINCESS!

Woohoo Just got $500 from sluttysuzy who THOUGHT he could get over ME.then he saw MY new pics in red..and you know how that goes. SCREWED!!!

divorcee sent  $100 and froggy sent  $100 too!

If you want to do a call with Princess, Tonight would be a good time. Sunday I should be around too but Monday I’ll be gone all day. I might be back later in the evening. Tuesday night I’ll be going to bed early for my trip then I’ll be gone for a few days.

deadman dan has turned into a pretty good robot. I just send him a text message that says, “Haven’t you been paid?” and he automatically sends $300 with no other word. HAHA doomed brit sent another $200. his metamorphis is almost complete. I have completely destroyed the man he used to be! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*wicked evil laughter***
p.s. Send ME some more pics, freaky doomedbrit!

Now jeff who sent Me $200 last night. (not the same jeff as a few days ago) I got that but the second $200 you claimed to send never came. *SCOWL* Where is it?? Resend and why the hell did you just POOF disappear??? Piddle yourself freak??

OMG BattleStar was so good last night. I’m going to be so sad after next friday because it’s the end of the season and back to SHIT-TV. Lost doesn’t seem quite as good this season to ME.

I’ve been so messing with divorcee’s little brain. Been making him send even CLEARER photos of himself and trapping him so he can never run! Can’t wait til his new dress gets here so Veronica and I can watch him on cam in it. heehee We have been explaining to divorcee that he now has a “new family” and needs to forever turn his back on his old one. heehee

Oh psycho pete in Ohio. Don’t think I forgot about your ass! I’m gonna pull some shit soon if you don’t contact ME!

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I TOTALLY LOVE MY NEW HARLEY JACKET!!

I got some lovely goodies today! My New Harley jacket (from that giggling drunk dude named Russel) and Harley boots from froggy! I SOOO love this jacket! I have tons of leather jackets but I think this is MY favorite! Leather is awesome and it fits longer so the wind can’t blow down MY pants when I’m riding. I do wish it had someplace to adjust the waist a tad to make it fit tighter in the waist. But I think if I get the Medium it won’t zip over MY bust. 🙁 Anway it’s almost a perfect jacket. Where the hell do porn chicks with giant DDD boobies buy their clothing? For real! If you are smaller in the waist and larger on top it’s impossible to get jackets to fit right? Where the hell do those 100 lb girlies with huge boobs get their wardrobe??? I’m sick of having things fit too big in the waist cuz my boobs and shoulders won’t fit in the smaller size. GRUMBLE GRUMBLE!

I also got a carepackage from brad the fag plus $40 cash. Now brad the fag sends some lame ass gifts, but I have to admit that this was some fucking GREAT chocolate he sent!!

Sister M’s shopping buddy also got Me that tattoo jacket off MY wishlist. Cool I love it and can’t wait for it to get here. Someone is going apeshit on Her amazon wishlist today? Is that you, shopping buddy j??

The divorcee sent $300 for a camera.  I’m still miffed cuz it took his ass too long and now the camera she really wanted isn’t available. grr

$200 from My newest little freakpie named jeffrey. he paid a few days ago too. he’s old and ugly. That’s pretty much all I know about him so far. I’m sure I’ll find out all his dark secrets soon enough!

Oh I’m leaving out of town March 7-9 .but you know Me.I’ll check in at nights and I’ll be playing with MY sidekick while I travel.

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Lazy Day

There’s a chance I might get MY fulfilled amazon wishlist back!! I’ve noticed something.if I delete UNPURCHASED items the amount of FULFILLED items goes down too. If I have 61 items on MY regular wihslist I have 61 showing of MY 700+ amazon items showing. I’ve been emailing them so maybe they will friggin fix it!! It’s been fucked for weeks now!!

500 smackaroos from amsterdam ham! the divorcee that 300 gc you sent ME for the camera hasn’t showed up!! FIX IT BITCH!! $100 from doomed brit, $200 from a guy named jeffrey. hahah easy said he sent Me $350 in the mail today. AS IF you could resist ME!

Went to circuit class today and lazed around a lot and did some billing and start working on tallying shit up for MY taxes. Speaking of taxes?? Who’s forking over their refund checks this month???

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Busy day today

Busy day today. Went out with a friend for a few hours tonite and had a nice fun quiet night together. Tomorrow afternoon I will probably be gone most of the afternoon. I’m pretty tired now but thought I’d post some of the pillagings before I forget about them. sissytommikins hahaha! he’s such a hoot. First he sent Me $300 and then went out to the dirty book store to get dick but last night he ran into a trouble. While sucking the guys dick, the guy PICKED HIS POCKET! hahahaha after splooging all over sissy tommikins chin, the guy took the $20 from his wallet and tossed it in the bathroom floor. HAHAHAHA
toiletbrush sent $200, latex lover did another $200 and a female fan named Lushiss got a blowdryer and diffuser off My wishlist. fagarina paid for $300 worth of Veronica’s car insurance and sent ME $100. hahah damned fagarina! he’s been getting BONKED soo hard by My sister this month! Someone bought Sister M’s the cordless drill off Her wishlist. I wonder who?? She also got a box of chocolates in the mail plus $100 from brad the fag

UGH! had to go to the stinky petstore to get some fish supplies. Well, Pet Smart isn’t as stinky as those little tiny pet stores but it’s just so fucking stupid watching people “shopping” with their damned dogs. “Do you like this squeak toy or this squeak toy, Sparky?” oh bruther.

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Burning Through your Wallets TONITE! Princess is on FIRE!

UPDATE: wimpy dog’s punishment: WIMPY DOG’S SILENT FILM Might take a few minutes to download but I found it highly amusing.

OMG!! I just got ANOTHER $1,000 out of munnyhunny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also this other guy named russell who popped up and spent a bunch of money on Me in October..popped up tonite and Me $500 cash, bought ME a Harley leather jacket (around $360) and a gorgeous latex dress from fairygothmother (around $340 US) and a pair of platform shoes for pics! OMG he is soo SLOSHED. he’s totally slurring. “yeeth Mistweth, I’ll do thwat now.” And he keeps chuckling like a drunk fratboy who’s having so much fun! hahahahahaha When he first called he said “hi” and I just barked and said “go make a 300 donation!”.and he just hiccup’ed and giggled and said “ok”. Sure enough, it showed up a few minutes later. So he calls back again and I say.”go back and do another $200″ and he did. heeehee

$75 from a brand new guy who just joined My membership today.

UPDATED WISHLISTS!
Added stuff to My Buy Me Clothes list.
and added a New Fulfilled Fashion 2006 page too.

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