paypig gets gangbang by the Sister Act!

Like I mentioned earlier that new guy who bought all that shit off amazon which mysteriously disappeared the next day, came back and apologized and bought it all again. So far its all still on the fulfilled list and will remain there and all the prezzies arrive at our front doors if he knows what’s good for him!!!

he will not earn his nickname until stuff starts arriving.

This is all he bought so far:
A great kitchen knife for ME, $500 cash, leather jacket, leather chaps, Xena season 1 and 2, digital camera, $175 of tmobile cards, some earrings.

VTG got 14k White Gold Necklace, a rug, 199.99 Diamond stud earrings,Paris Hilton Heart charm bracelet, Silverware, Toshiba Satellite Notebook PC

Sister M made out like a bandit. She got cheap luggage (the nicer kind she wanted, didn’t ship to wishlist addresses), shoe rack, set of wood boxes, leather laptop tote, 3piece tiled Bistro, Swiffer, kitchen towels, lawn mower, hedge trimmer, a board game, bathroom shelf, Nassau 3drawer storage, laundry sorter, pair of shoes, knife set, nano ipod, sonicare toothbrush, bookshelf, 24 inch tv/dvd/vcr combo, 19 piece kitchen tools set, bathrug, some dvd’s and cds, and a DVD/VC recorder. Oh yeah and he ordered a Coach purse for her too and I’m waiting to hear from him to find out if the order was successful.

Let’s hope that ALL of it shows up and that this pathetic little turd doesn’t do something stupid again..if he does I will go into a rampage like no other! I’m just very skeptical of a newbee that gets this much amazon at one time. I refuse to get excited until the boxes arrive. We shall see what happens.

Uh-oh VTG total’ed Her car last night! She’s not a happy camper. She’s ok but Her hand is swollen and She got 1 staple in Her head, but the car is history.

froggy got Me some nice stuff from activa sports wear. Some capris and matching jacket and workout bra and panties. he also got MY GF a pair of pink and also a pair of camo converse shoes. VTG did a number on him and got a BabyPhat top and bottom, a leopard swimsuit, some blue KSwiss shoes and some slutty looking spike heels. (Sorry VTG, but omg your taste in heels!) Oh yeah and he just ordered the girls pizza about an hour ago.

I got $500 from twinkie and $200 from a guy with a fetish for MY hair who I have named caughtinMycurls.

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We Three Bitch of Portuguese ARE! Taking gifts from perverts afar!

UPDATE:WooHoo
That guy went back and bought all the shit! So he will live another day!

Update: I don’t know what to think about the crazy shopper from last night. I just got a phonecall from the leather jacket place and it doesn’t seem like he attempted to cancel that order, however they want the 3 digits on the back of his card. grrr ..fucking annoying.

UPDATE:
Well well..although that guy paid $500 looks like he IS a schmoe and canceled orders. Cuz VTGs laptop and a bunch of Sister M’s shit is RIGHT back up on her list!! That little bastard! Some of the stuff is still on the fulfilled..like Sister M’s lawnmower and My digital camera. I’m going to give the guy the benefit of doubt right now and HOPE it’s an amazon thing..however if he doesn’t remedy this or contact ME, I will continue on to doing something more drastic. Personally I think he canceled the orders, because all the stuff he ordered in the first two orders has been returned and the stuff he got in the last order is still purchased. I think he overlooked an order when he was taking backing all his purchases!! If that the case, the chick who answered his phone this afternoon will be getting a call from Me..cuz. We all know how I hate MY sisters disappointed. Nothing fuels MY wrath MORE than guys who disappoint MY sisters. I’ll keep you updated.

On a happier note. cumfag’s fed income tax showed up in MY checking account this morning. 🙂 His state showed up a few days ago.
https://www.financialdomination.com/histaxrefund.jpg
I never get refunds. I always have to pay huge amounts. Which reminds ME, I need to get off My duff put some money in MY IRA and do MY final taxes. It won’t be that bad cuz I paid all My quarterly estimated taxes.

Ok we are trying not to be OVERYLY excited.cuz first time amazon shoppers can sometimes wind up being schmoes who cancel..but this guy sent $500 donation to show he was genuine.

Right off the bat he spent $1280.71 on Sister M and $1426.91 on VTG. he got TONS of shit for them. New tv, ipod, dvd recorder and a shit load of stuff for Sister M then the laptop and the bed topper for VTG.

Sister M must have looked at her wishlist cuz she calls me and I hear OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD! We are laughing our asses off cuz this guy is like buying shit like crazy and we’re soo hoping amazon won’t fucking flag it or something and think its stolen. So anyway I make him get Me the XENA 1st season DVD, a new digital camera, and a $50 tmobile card and a few other small things I think. he also said he sent a $500 amazon GC but it hasnt been received yet. 🙁 SO then after chatting a bit more I send him back to Sister M’s wishlist and he got her more shit including the lawnmower and the hedge trimmer and a shitload of other stuff PLUS ME that leather biker jacket I totally wanted!!! yay!! VTG gets home and I’m still on the phone with Sister M who tells her that some guy got her the laptop and she totally SCREEECHED! I’m not sure the exact amount he spent..but I’m thinking it was over $4,000!!!! We will add it all up when we know for sure!! WooooHOOOOO!

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Wild dream

UPDATE: Woohoo. This is the week of big spenders! I just got $800 from this frenchy slut guy. I think he used to call himself frenchtoserve.

Omg I had the weirdest dream I just woke up from. Yeah yeah and it’s 1.30 in the afternoon. Now I really don’t have too many dreams involving you freaks. Oddly enough, I dream of a.k.a. uncle pigfucker right before he contacts ME. It’s so FUCKING weird. I’ll have some wacked up dream of Me doing awful things to him and he pops up like a day after after hiding out for a couple months. I’ve even had these dreams set in victorian times and shit and it always involve Me coming up with some new and evil way to trick him, exhort money from him or get his ass in a sling. When I have one of these dreams, I know that he will soon be coming out of his hidey hole and sure enough he always does! Now I’m not or really believe in any of those mystical arts but it’s pretty fucking weird how every time I have a dream of “you know who”, he shows his face. I have always been obsessed with fucking with this particular individual and it goes beyond money. I somehow feel I was predestined to disrupt this man’s life for eternity. hahahahaha he was born to suffer for ME! Well last night I had a dream of easy scott of all people!! This dream was fucking wacky. Parts of it make no sense. I’m gonna tell it now while I can remember the details, because they are already fading. So for some reason I decide that easy scott will be at watching this outdoor parade cuz his kids will be performing at it and I think it will be a good place to kidnap him. I’m wearing this short little flouncy skirt and these funky heels with kinda that wood/cork look to them. I see him before the parade start but he doesn’t see Me yet. So I decide to walk across the street because he(and everyone else for that matter) will notice Me. Out of the corner of MY eye I see his jaw drop. I figure he thinks whoever I am looks a hella like Princess Sierra but he really doesn’t think its ME. easy can’t fucking resist wanting another look at My long legs and I must admit they looked friggin heavenly and were all slightly tanned and shimmering. (yeah I must be dreaming cuz I’m friggin sooo white right now) Although I’m strutting across the street and making My way through the people on the other side, I also know that he has just lied to his wife and said he would get them snow cones, so he can follow ME. hahaha So anyway, I hide behind a little wooden building that looks like a forest service building or something. I have a man’s tie in My purse and take it out. easy walks by looking to follow the beautiful brunette with the long legs and I wrap the necktie around his neck and haul him into the little lincoln-log looking building. So I can hear him breathing really heavy and the marching band starts playing and I’m surprised that he’s as tall as I am (most men are shorter) but he’s whimpering like a puppy saying “oooooh Princess..oh Princess.” I’m hissing in his ear that he’s been eluding ME for a long time and has been trying to keep control of his life for too many years, but that was over now. he starts crying like a baby. Now all the sudden I find Myself pushing easy through some bushes and into some church. Some how I know this is the church they go to. (his wife is a religious nut and drags him to church all the time.) (Oh froggy, you might want to stop reading this story now, cuz this is going to get you all upset) hahahaha
So anyway, I decide that I want to go swimming in the baptism font, which really is more of a giant whirlpool. he is saying no no I can’t do that, service will be starting soon but I go behind a curtain and change in MY little bikini and easy is sprung and changes his mind. So I get in and am like coaxing him to join Me and pretending to be nice and he strips to his boxers and gets in with his knees all knocking. So I’m like cooing “come here scotty, come closer” and he is moving to Me like some fucking zombie and I snatch him and start holding him under water. I hold him there a long time and he is bucking like a bronco cuz I nearly drown him and I make him agree to sign some papers. Divorce papers and loan papers and life insurance policies and shit (which mysteriously don’t get wet). Then I wind up getting him all dressed up in this frilly little pink two piece and this terrible little swimming cap with flowers all over it and a dog collar and chain. We’re playing this game where I am holding him under water with MY feet and I won’t let him breathe until he kisses MY knee under water which means he agrees to whatever demand I made before dunking him. So he’s promising away all his kids college tuition and to sign over his property to ME ect..when the door opens and his wife and a number of church guys pop in. I’m sitting on the edge of baptism font/cold jacuzzi thingie and am startled when they come in and lose MY grip on easy who pops up in the air like a seal doing a trick all dressed in his ridiculous pink swimming gear. his wife starts sniveling and crying a bunch of stuff out and I stand up in MY little bikini and kinda straighten the butt out.you know rearrange it, so MY cheeks don’t show and everyone is so stunned by MY tall gorgeous bod that they all just sorta shut up including her. SO I slide into a pair of jeans with My bikini top. (Where did those jeans come from?) Take easy’s leash and say “come now scotty-poo” and go to his wife and tell her that he is MY slave and has been for some time and that she should find herself a new husband but before she marries one she should really check his internet history. She really doesn’t say anything cuz she seems to be too mesmerized by My bustline. I say “no hard feelings right, it’s not like he’s that big a catch anyway” and kick him in the butt. I lead him out the door on his knees. The scene shifts to where I am in scotty’s house making him pack his bags then I woke up.
There was also something about some Jamaican girls walking in trying to sell something and other odd ends to the dream that I left out cuz they sorta made no sense.

Well scotty, don’t be too flattered that you showed up in MY dream. That isn’t good news for you. hahhahaha

 

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fagarina will dance the night away!

Oh found ANOTHER biker jacket I decided I MUST have! I know I keep finding more jackets I want. The other one is awesome but it’s more of a warm leather jacket. Now I want this one! Get size Large and ship to the Canal Winchester address.
http://www.eagleleather.com/catalog_i3173791.html?catId=150788

Update:
This has to be MY alltime favorite picture of the baboon. he’s so fucking emaciated he looks like he has been in a Princess concentration camp! he stopped coloring his hair. I can’t believe how grey he is. Well, I just love this pathetic picture! hahaha Oh he just sent ME $300 too. Update your journal baboon!

Hi dweebs. Tonight I think is gonna be Humiliate fagarina Night. It’s been awhile since he’s been forced to do a video and it long due! fagarina also coughed $350 for Me and $100 for VTG and is singing The Poor Wimpy Sissyfreak Blues. A new guy from lebanon of all places, gave Me $275 and vintage furfreak lost sent $800 and promised ME a shopping spree too as soon as I find some new stuff I want. 🙂 Sister M was happy to report that Her shopping buddy j got her some new cd’s and phone table off Her amazon wishlist. Oh someone sent ME a $20 card for My virgin phone and some shampoo, but I have know idea who.

Note to the russell who bought ME the latex and the Harley jacket. That latex is taking FOREVER. Make fucking sure it’s coming! you can also contact ME for your next spending assignment!! doomed brit where are those friggin pictures I commanded you to take?!?!!? Looks like you are looking for another fucking penalty you fucking fat ass freak!!! DONT make ME do something HARDCORE EVIL to you!

I’ve been getting emails encouraging Me to reign terror on joey’s life. you know. start doing evil shit to him and forcing him to pay again. As fun as that sounds, I did promise not to do anything underhanded to him if he made his payment. he made his payment and I will keep that end of MY bargain. I’ve decided for the time being, I will only bait him from MY website, which I now know he can’t help himself but to read.

I’ll update more later tonite.

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beerboy

Ok boys. I decided it was time for Me to lock up My old journals and put them all in members only. 🙁
I’m sorta of torn about this. I like making My journals public because I like the guys I humiliated publically to be forever circulated in the searchengines and available for all prying eyes to see. It’s a testament to MY greatness how many years the same slaves serve ME. I also love everyone seeing just how fucking GOOD I am and to show off MY many adventures, My mind boggling exploits and strut MY stuff and make everyone GREEN WITH ENVY.. but on the other hand I get really bugged about pervs yanking off for free and chickiepoos going through MY shit with a fine tooth comb to find material. But anyways, there’s just fucking toooo much free shit on MY journals..years of it, so I’m locking up the old ones that aren’t on LJ. More reason to join if you aren’t a member already.
Now all of you little bastards who have your pics hanging up on MY really old journals who are breathing a sigh of relief, THINK again! I’m making a public page to stick up your fugly faces on and keep them in the search engines where they belong!! I know beeerboy joe would have been especially happy about this..so I went and gathered a bunch of stuff up and stuck it on a little page which I will be linking on MY main page.

https://www.financialdomination.com/beerboysaga.html

you know what..? After reviewing all the fucking money I got out of that sorry sap. (And I haven’t got it ALL recorded yet.) I’m starting to think letting him buy his freedom for $17,000 ..might not have been such a good idea. I really can’t believe he has lasted this long!!! But you know what??? his IP has been ALL OVER MY site!! Now that little fucktard MANAGED to talk some hardup bimbo to marry him! (I never promised NOT to investigate.)Can you imagine!?!? he’s been really laying low..trying to be a dutiful husband no doubt, but you know what?? I think the statute of limitations is about up on MY “promise.” heeehee What do you all think??? I mean.. I did humbly pinky swear never to harass and harangue him and FORCE him to come back..and I also promised I wouldn’t try to tempt him back..but hmmmm..I don’t think a little white lie would hurt anything do you?? I mean, I’m not really talking about forcing his cards..but maybe a little temptation sent his way wouldn’t make Me a liar, And if I didn’t do the actual sending..maybe if I have one of MY sisters email him some of MY pics and some “encouragement”, that wouldn’t be too naughty would it??

I mean looking at these numbers ..just got MY greedy juices running. Got Me a little hot and bothered. What’s a girl to do???
HEEHEHEHEHEHHHEHEHEHEHE

Well, I need to give this some thought. Although I’m sneaky and manipulative, I am pretty true to MY word. But I think since he’s been snooping out MY website.I can “tweak” MY promise a bit.

So to the rest of you, who think your pics will be safely hidden in members only. Not a chance!! I’ll be shuffling them somewhere else for everyone to see for FREE!!!

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Back with lots of goodies waiting for ME!

Yay!!! I just got ANOTHER $1,000 from uncle pigfucker!! Yippy! What a nice thing to come home to! he’s promising more–we’ll see if he keeps his promises! I also got another $300 from toiletbrush.
easy’s $350 showed up in the mail too.

easy go through all MY diaries and find the links to all the pics of money I’ve posted that you have mailed ME cuz I think I’m gonna make a page just for the pics of all the $$$ you have sent Me. hahaahahaa

brad the fags clinique foundation and gay rainbow drinking glasses showed up. HA! What a homo!

Well, I’m back at home now but I was online on and off through the trip and playing with you little tards on MY sidekick. I should be around for calls Saturday afternoon and Sunday.

Did you watch Battlestar tonite? OMG Me and MY gf were sooooooooooooooooo fucking bummed!!! The season finale was such a letdown! WAAAAAAH! And the next season isn’t until freaking October!
Starting to warm up. Maybe next weekend I can go on a bike ride. I can’t wait for summer!

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