Woohoo! Another prezzy from turdmuncher. I thought he was done, but evidentally he isn’t! he just bought ME a coach bag!  $328 plus express shipping. Here it is! In black, not khaki.

UPDATE: vintage furfreak wants in on the action too!!! he sends $1,000 as well!!!!
Here’s another audio clip by request. This one doesn’t sound like total shit like the other. This will probably take longer to download.

The sound quality on this SUCKS and sounds like MY mouth is squashed to the receiver or something but I just couldn’t regulate My voice on this livejournal thingie at all. Might want to turn the volume down too, cuz it’s LOUD!

frenchywhoremonger reported he got another threat. $4,500 he owes now but he just sent $500 more of it. Thumbs up, girl!

Jeeeezus! Look at what I have to open today!

WAHooooOOOO! I just got another $2,000 from uncle pigfucker! Tonite’s total is now a WHOPPING $4,000!!!! After fucking him out of 2 grand he called and woke ME up and sent Me the last 2k!! HeeHee it’s fucking 5 a.m. but worth it. I can just sleep all day. This month has been KILLER!!!!

Spoke Too Soon!! I got ANOTHER fucking $500!! unclepigfucker’s total for today is now $2,000!

Update Again!!!
Make that another $500 from unclepigfucker bringing tonite’s total to $1500!!

Update:
$1000.00 from uncle pigfucker!!! Hurray again!
Watched KingKong on Netflix. Damned that movie was lame. I can’t believe all the raving reviews I heard about it. The brontosaurus stampede.hahahahaha..that scene was so fucking LAME. Ice skating kingkong. Oh bruther. 2 thumbs down.

heehee I’m starting the day right already. I’m up late playing with dumbasses and guess who sent Me a COOL GRAND?? uncle pigfucker!!! hahaha! THEN the french schmuck sinking frenchy sent ME his second payment of $500 of his $2,500 penalty.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNED I have been making BANK the last few weeks! Yes, I know everyone is SOO green with envy!

So I’ve been going through MY fulfilled wishlists and shuffling stuff around to make room for all MY new prezzies. you guys have been soo good this week (except for french fuckup) that I think I will be making some nice new photos soon!

Check out the email turdmuncher got.
Hello,

My name is Cody XXXXXX. I am with the corporate accounts team at Amazon.com. Based on your recent large purchases I would like to speak with you about our corporate accounts program as a more effective way to purchase from Amazon.com.

www.amazon.com/corporate

HAHHAHA Hey turdmuncher where’s that gas card you promised ME? Chop Chop, bitch!

That fucking french scum sinkingfrenchy had his full name up for all of 15 minutes when he was recognized by another domme. FUCK I should just start calling all you bozos by your real names so I know which ones are total slutbags. he has been penalized $2,500.00. he is sending $500 every day until it’s paid and has just sent his first $500 payment. you filthly whores SICKEN ME. If he doesn’t pay his penalty.which I am POSITIVE he will..his world will start crashing down around him. WORD bitches: DO NOT pay off Mistresses who threaten to “tell Me” if you do not pay them for their silence. This will ONLY get your ass DEEPER in the ringer. The ONLY smart thing this pathetic french fag did was NOT pay the pay-off. Obviously, french scum can NOT be trusted..so I am making sure I have SO many fucking TERRIBLE videos of him admitting and doing TERRIBLE things he will NEVER betray ME again. What’s kind of funny is.I’ve had this happen before.where sluts have cheated and have been told to pay the other woman some fee for ME never to find out. Now, if I threatened to “tell” some other cheating slut’s owner, the slut wouldn’t even blink an eye or consider paying to keep MY mouth shut nor really care if I told.they’d be like.you call that a threat? haha What’s up with that? Am I THAT scary and intimidating?? hmm..well yah.guess I am. hahahaha Keep in mind, when a slut cheats, it’s his fault. The “other Woman” makes no promises or vows of loyalty to ME. I don’t care what other Dommes are, do or say..you ARE SOLELY to blame for your disgusting behavior and disloyalty and you will be the one punished.

Yay the New Sony Vaio arrived today.

Here’s a shot of just some of the stuff I received.
The digital camera, Xena DVD’s, Converse Shoes, camera accessories, sterling silver jewelry, phone, portable DVD player, really nice leather chaps, 1000 count sheets, and cd radio alarm.

Then $175 of Tmobile ToGo cards.

My Sister’s flat panel tv shipped today and a bunch of other stuff. I will update their received/shipped items on their list.

slutty suzy that stupid whore paid Me $400 and VTG $200.

Update: sinking frenchy the french scum paid $700 to keep Me off MY warpath and not expose his pathetic ass.

Update: wimpydog sent $150 and a FUNNY video. Will post it later today. Don’t you have another $150 wimpydog?

Yay!! turdmuncher strikes again!! he got BOTH My Sistersflat panel TVs. Now I decided I want one too! hahaha Hurry up, poopscoop! he also got Me My backup sump pump (sex-ay, huh?), some more expensive sheets and VTG some more car stereo equipment. Way to go! you’re a real chump and we LOVE it!

I know I’ve been talking a LOT about money and prezzies lately..but it’s HARD NOT TO when you get so much STUFF! It’s been such a fucking AWESOME week! Ok so I just got $400 from randy mersch the humped back freak. This guy has called Me before but I never knew he had an actual humpback until tonite. HAHAHAHAHA!

I got a total of $450 worth of contributions from doomed brit. doomed brit you are so incredibly FUCKED UP now!! you are a total freakshow and there is NOTHING you can do about it! $200 from lovestoswallowblackcock. lovestoswallowblackcock also got $150 home theater and VTG $165 of bedding. turdmuncher made a few minor purchases. turdmuncher you need to fix that one order that needs a new credit card asap. Don’t slip up, poo-man! wimpy dog where is that contribution you begged to make? Get it to Me now!

I totally LOVE My new camera so far. Well I haven’t taken any pics with it, but they look awesome in the viewer and the camera is SOO tiny and slim. It will be awesome to take on bike rides. VTG’s laptop showed up and She was really so happy to receive it. One day My sisters got 30 boxes on their front porch. My Mom even called and wanted to know what all the commotion about some guy going hogwild shopping for MY sisters because they had called her telling her about it. haha The entire family has been laughing at turdmuncher!

Friggin snowed today. 🙁 When the hell is it going to get warm enough to ride? Oh well. Not much else to tell today.Toodles

Wow My new Sony computer shipped. All I need is another computer. hahahahahaha!

UPDATE: 6p.m. on March 23rd

Holy shit! he’s still going at it! My 60gb ipod shipped today. The Girls got another giant load of stuff in the mail. WooWoo mr. poopoo! Some of you guys think that the wishlist I made is ALL the stuff he has sent. Shit, that’s JUST the stuff that has shipped. There’s like 3 times as much waiting for us! 🙂

A lot of comments are not being unscreened. There has been a LOT of comments concerning turdmuncher’s SHOP-a-ton. Firstly, I HATE bastards giving Me “advice” on what I should do to this guy or what I should make a guy do or buy. FUCK you!! I invented this fucking fetish, I perfected it and I’m the ONE getting rich with it. It’s always the guys who give NOTHING who have the most to say. Chickies have been leaving comments left and right about our New shopping spree guy. (I’m not talking 1 or 2 gals..let’s say more like 8 or 9!!) Most are from women I have never heard of.MOST of them leave the link to their amazon wishlist or website in their post. Ha! Jesus Christ. It reminds Me when you see the lead alpha wolf gorging itself on some little bloodied fawn and a bunch of scroungy hyenas standing around in the background drooling, waiting for the big strong wolf to eat it’s full and leave a few scraps on the carcass for them to fight over. Fuck that! I bury My bones and fertilize My fields with the leftovers of the losers I consume, then grow MYself new fuckweeds to dine on.

So anyway, I’m not allowing any comments from other Mistresses linking their shit hoping MY readers will stumble across, nor will I be allowing comments from livejournal members who aren’t regular commenters. If you really want to make a comment.just make it anonymously and sign it or something but DON’T try plugging your site or wishlist on MY journal cuz it ain’t ever going to happen. Some of you ladies might just be tipping your hat to ME and don’t really mean any harm to it, but thanks to some scavengers posting the urls of their wishlists, I had to delete a lot of comments the last few days.

turdmuncher keeps on shopping! Stuff has been pouring in! Girls got a shitload of boxes today. 🙂 I’ve been adding stuff as it ships but there is SO much stuff he has gotten off amazon that hasn’t arrived yet. What a FUN spree this has been!
$300 from deadman dan, $200 from a new guy from KY, the guy who prepaid for the call.you never called back.be sure to tell Me who you are when you call. doomedbrit?? Where the hell is that tribute you said you were sending?? GET IT DONE, BITCH!!!

toiletbrush why hasnt ANY of MY VS order showed up!!? Goddamned it! All those items are going to be fucking GONE by now!! you are PATHETIC!

I’m exhausted. Will update manana.

OMG Go shopper turdmuncher Go!! HHAHAAH Omg he doesn’t stop and we LOVE IT!!
Ok.after you get Me a shitload of shiny shit for MY Harley I also wouldn’t mind Lowes GCards.
BIG ONES.
No more amazon for Me. I want a new fucking kitchen! I got the stove picked out I want. You know the type has the flat cooktop built in the counter and the oven seperate.
Here’s the link. Lowes Gift Card WooHoo I havent had this much time since..I fucked beerboy joe out of 17K!!!

I am utterly flabbergasted! Have y’all seen what that guy has been getting off our amazon wishlists??? Stuff has started trickling in! I got a few things today. he also gave ME his email address and I can log in and see all the amazon notices saying what stuff has shipped! OH MY GAWD!!! The guy is like the energizer bunny and keeps buying more shit! turdmuncher: contact Me asap with the CVC# on your amex because eagleleather called me today. They said me or you can call them and leave the CVC# on their answering machine.

Weeeeee!!!

Oh crazy shopper guy if you want to buy Me even MORE stuff, HIT MY HARLEY WISHLIST!
What I want the mostest is:
1. The Air Cleaner Cover
2. The Timer Cover
3. The Leather Tank Cover
4. The Handlebar bolts
5. The clutch, break and throttle and idle lines.

I want everything on this list sooner or later. I think I’ll update it more today too. Shopping Partay for Princess!

I got a guy who was an actor on General Hospital today. I showed My Sister and MY GF some of his video clips on his website and we’re laughing our asses off thinking of things I can make him do on his webcam. HAHAHAHA
So many fucking freaks! If he thinks he’s gonna get special treatment because other Women might like him.he’s SO wrong. he’s only going to be treated like a bigger smellier pile of shit!

Will update later: I keep getting calls out the ass!