Tax season was fairly painless this year. I paid all My estimated taxes on time like a good girl. This weekend I was gone motorcycling almost every day. I put on around 225 miles on the bike over easter weekend. The weather was FAB. Actually the weather is great today too and I’m trying to think of a good excuse for skipping the gym and going for a ride instead..but I really shouldn’t. I really want to stick with MY work-out. I want to really get sculpted for the summer. I’m going on another hairbrained diet. This time it’s just weight watchers. I’m still gonna keep Saturday my free day which I will most likely spend on Chipotle. (Oh got your Chipotle card today bradthefag.) So I’ll probably be posting about what I’m eating cuz it helps me keep it straight. Now I’m counting friggin points. Why do I do this to Myself? hahaha

Today I had some weightwatchers cereal and some low carb yogurt. Tonight after the gym, yard boy will be making Me Chicken Tikka Masala. It’s a weightwatchers recipe and will probably suck. Then I’ll be all mean and hateful and take it out on him, you and all MY freakos. hehe

So anyway, I had a fucking slow weekend! you fucking cheapass bastards!
loopy for legs. you owe ME $300 now. I have added $100 penalty because you didn’t pay ME on time. I see your wife online ALL the time and if I don’t get MY payment I will be saying “howdy!” to her. jeffrey you said you sent 2 $100 donations, but I only got one! FIX IT!

toiletbrush. I am NOT talking to you again until I get $400 cash from you! Do you fucking understand???

vintage furfreak did cough up another $500 and twinkie sent ME $200 for MY next hair appointment. Oh I also got 2 new pieces of latex from turdmuncher that I he had ordered long ago but I forgot to mention. I am sending back the bustier cuz they sent the wrong one. I haven’t tried the dress on yet but it looks cool. turdmuncher also sent ME another $240. turdmuncher I sent you MORE bills. I expect them paid!! you earned a penalty for taking your sweet ol’ time! Get back to ME tonite!

sinking frenchy your $5,000+ donations/penalties was heaps of fun! Now for your reward I want you to take a video of you dressed in your sissy gear pissing in your fuglyfrenchly face! fagarina sent Me a piddly $100 too. fagarina I expect your pathetic little ass dressed in those diapers again. you will be doing your shit routine ON cam for the world to see!!

divorcee and easy you both owe ME $300!

divorcee you better get a hold of ME asap..or I call you…or whoever picks up your phone. teehee

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UPDATE:
Hey frenchy! you’re wire showed up today but guess what..it was $100 short. I received ONLY $3,538.00. Looks like you owe ME another $100. hahahahahahahha!

HEEHEEE My videos are working wonders! Let’s see. vintage furfreak sent Me $1,500!! Wahoo! Oh and the french fuck-up said he wired $3,637. It hasn’t shown up in My account yet so I’ll keep everyone posted. twinkie did $500 and squealed like a pig and cried how broke he is right now..of course he couldn’t resist after seeing all those clips of MY perfect radiant Self. turdmuncher sent $325 cash and promises to do more cash next week when he gets his refund. I hate waiting! toiletbrush did $100 cash and $200 on steaks. Grilling season is coming around! I received two payments of $200 from a new guy named peter who was smitten with Me after clicking MY freebie clip and also received $200 from smalldick SD. I stuck it to froggy again, too. I made him do about $450 of clothing shopping, the majority of it was workout clothing. That fat frog loves Me in workout gear and seeing Me wear his workout top while making fun of him has totally got him FUBAR’ed!

Getting back into My fitness craze once again. Today I did 60minutes cardio and then an hour weights. I want to do this at least 5 days a week. I need to fucking stick to it. I’m going to the gym instead of working out at home, because I have been slacking in MY home-gym workouts. The circuit class I was doing got too easy. 🙁 Today I was sweatin’ up a storm! What you freaks would have done to be allowed to suck on MY soaked tshirt and bandana!

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Princess being a conceited bitch showing off Her new purse.

I’ll be adding some more new clips to members only for My poor little members who haven’t gotten any new goodies for awhile.

Got $550 out of toiletbrush in less than 5minutes. I want MORE, toiletbrush!!! The ukranian also sent Me $500.

Hi dingleberries. Been a little bit boring since turdmuncher has been hiding out. BOO HISS!!

Let’s see terrance did $500, $200 from the baboon, loopy for legs lost $200, doomedbrit did $50 that I forgot to mention and brad the fag’s mascara and $50 cash showed up. $75 from a guy named mohammed from some 3rd world country. Loot from the turdmuncher’s spendarama is still seeping in. VTG’s mattress showed up today I think! Been busy with biz stuff and paperwork and hitting the gym big time! Oh cheesedick the cheeseking got a few items from MY amazon wishlist: Deva Curl conditioner, large digital camera bag, some packing tape, shower curtain liner, a CD and another pair of sport headphones. froggy spent a couple $200 on teeshirts for us and this guy named andrew from the uk just sent $300. ya know, also VTG stuck fagarina for $200 and froggy for a few hundred too, but I got too double check on those amounts.

Period’s here. Stick your tampons in boys! Sunday it was really nice and I got to take a long all day ride on My Harley. We’ve been preoccupied loading up our ipods and sports MP3’s. Fucking pain in the ass!

Oh well, not much to tell today. I got cramps, so fuck all you bastards!

Hey boys and Girls! slutty suzy just paid the Mob off. $1,000! $500 went to Me and $500 went to Veronica. hahahahaha! Just called Veronica and she was so pleased! Then last night the humpbucked loser called again and I got $350 out of his humpty-hump. $50 from doomedbrit. sinking frenchy I expect that money to be wired by WEDNESDAY!

$100 Mail Tribute from a stranger. To the guy who sent it..I emailed you but you didn’t reply yet. turdmuncher! your shopping is slowing down! you keep begging us to add but you’ve slowed to a trickle. I mean..you only spent like $28,000 on us in a week!! Stop slacking! hahaahahhahaha! There are also a few amazon orders that need your attention! Fix those!

the yard boy is outside vacumming and washing MY truck in the cold. The weather is depressing. All cloudy and cold and murky. I am so wanting to the sun to come out so I can start the Harley and take a long ride.

I might leave the messengers on this afternoon but I’m going to be busy tinkering with some of MY new toys and sticking stuff on MY new computer. I’ll update later.

uncle pigfucker did INDEED come back and spent another $1,000 last night! turdmuncher picked up a few more nice items off MY list too! OH happy days!

The french ho-bag penalties now total $5,700! Instead of the $500 per day we might just have him wire $3,000 of it to MY biz checking account it in a lump sum next week. This will cut back in processing fees and alerting his credit card of all the multiple $500 charges. he just sent ANOTHER $500 bringing his remaining total to $3,500.