monkey see pics, monkey do!

heehee baboon came back from his trip to visit mum and we threw him a coming home party! Me and My Sister buttfucked that bastard for a gob of dough. First I got $500 out of him, but I had to go to the gym.so I dialed Her up and told Her I was running late and needed to leave and to hop online and finish raping baboon’s wallet while the “pickins was good!” heehee I had just sent him a particularly luscious photo of Me that drove him into a state of monkey madness!! She easily acquired another $200 from the baboon.

Well, I’ve used some of MY amazon gift certificate towards ANOTHER digital camera. haha Well you see that sony one that turdmuncher got Me is soo friggin adorable and small and handy but it doesnt seem to take the best indoor pictures. It takes good outdoor ones, so it will be the camera I take on bike rides and poker runs and shit. So anyway I got this camera Some knob who does some photography recommended it, so I got it. I better like it or the knob will be sorry.

I’m so proud of MYself. I made Jamaican jerky chicken with mango jalepeno sauce and it actually turned out good! I was kinda nervous because last week I tried making this pasta dish that had plums in it and it was SOOOOOOOO bad. My girlfriend was like, “why didn’t you have a guy come over to cook tonite?” It’s true. I am a godawful cook. If it wasn’t for My houseboys, I’d be living on Chicken Fajita LeanPockets and diet pepsi. I am bound and determine to only eat out one day a week and to keep MY happy ass out of Chipotle all the time. Have been doing pretty good with going to the gym. Today I did 60 on the treadmill and about 40 minutes of weights.

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Crappy weather. No biking for Princess. :(

Update: Just got another $500 amazon GC from a brand new guy calling himself lost. Now I have $1,610.00 of amazon GC’s I need to blow.

Ok I got a new bald sissy guy that called and gave Me $300. I think he’s miffed at Me though cuz I wouldn’t let his panty ass cum. HA sucks to be you! Email ME for that list of cosmetics I want you to get for Me, sissyboy. $600 from latexlover!

Weather so has sucked this week. Rain, rain cloudy and grey. booooooooo!

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TV

Update: Just got $250 out of randy the humpback!

toiletbrush WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HARLEY PARTS!!?!?! I am REALLY fucking getting sick and tired of you making orders and NEVER fucking checking on the progress of them! If this order doesn’t get here ASAP you will fucking lose ALL SHOPPING PRIVILEGES and be doomed to be a purely CASH cow and we all know how much you prefer shopping. you have become a total disappointment to ME.

Well I got the tv out of the box. Now I’m wishing I got a bigger one. 37 inch just doesn’t seem that big on the flat panels because they aren’t as tall as the older tv’s. Now I have to decide what the hell I am going to do with My old toshiba widescreen. That one is like over 500 lbs of friggin tv. This baby is only 70lbs. I couldn’t believe it. The old tv was very nice and big, but the older bulkier style. It’s soo heavy. Too heavy and giant to put anywhere else. I guess I could be a saint and give it away to one of MY needier friends. Or maybe I will have lawnmower man drag it out to the curb and watch My neigbors do battle for it. hehe. I remember when deryck bought that tv long ago and I was so excited at the time. I think I’m gonna want a new tv stand now.

Just received $400 from a spanish slave. he used to pay on and off, but hadn’t for a long while. I’ll post the nickname I used to call him, if I recall it.

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$5,000 and it’s ALL MINE!

Update:
Hahaha “lassie” a.k.a. divorcee did come home and spent $800 between Me and Veronica! Oh you silly little cocksucker. When will you EVER learn? you can NOT resist. And as IF you weren’t having enough troubles with Me on your ass, you’ve begged to DOUBLE your TROUBLES by chatting with the ever demanding Veronica too. What an idiot you are. I’m sure after you take a good look at MY new photos you will dip into the “company card” and really give yourself a reason to CRY! hahahaha!!! Veronica and I BOTH want to watch you on cam dressed up in your little sissy outfit. Now you will have to be TWICE the slut to keep us both entertained and suck TWO times the cock!

Veronica managed to sucker fat mac out of ANOTHER $400!

So why does Princess look like the cat that ate the canary in this photo?

*Burp* Because She is!
scotty’s $5,000 is now in My hot little hands! Now keep the rest of your promise, scotty hobag!

Jack your sound up to MAX because once again MY sound came out SOOO messed up. fatty get ME a new mic. This is ridiculous! Me gloating with easy’s money. In case you can’t hear Me, I am saying “mmmmm look how much I got. From easy scott! Oh scott. This was so easy. Just like you.”
http://www.ilovesierra.com/soeasy2.avi
The sound quality was verrrry disappointing but I really didnt feel like redoing. When I make waves they come out loud. Maybe I am using the wrong mic with the camera? Hell if I know. I’ll sort it out later. Hopefully some of you can make it out. Think I’ll take some real pics with his money this weekend if I get some time. What will I wear? I had to watermark MY big money shot because chicks steal My money photos for their sites as their “received cash.” I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard about someone using that one shot of the money oldman tim gave Me. Oh well.

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moneyslaves new and old!

Update: Got another $100 from the jewish piggy with the funny hat.

Little addicts old and new are all rolling in to throw their tributes at MY feet! russ the drunk who was the REAL purchaser of MY latex dressed sent Me $500 and promised to do some shopping this weekend. I need to find stuff for him to get. I also got a new foreign guy, I think he’s from italy and he dropped $150. Then another brand new slave from the Uk calling himself msub gave ME $200. My flat panel tv FINALLY showed up! eagle shipping is such a pain in the ass. They take weeks to deliver. I need to have one of MY boys come over and set it up for ME though. I’m still waiting for MY cash envelopes to get here! Weeeeeee! Robbing suckers blind SHO IS FUN! Oh yeah I also made fatty buy some hair product for MY amazing head of hair and loopy4legs also spent $100+ on hosiery at SecretsInLace yesterday that I forgot to mention. I talked to loopy4legs and he vowed never to do coke again or get sooo stupid for ME again. Hmm..until My next photo shoot, right!? HA!
Oh period started today. Insert your tampons. OMG I CANT STOP EATING!! I ate all day fucking long! I’m so crampy and period-y! But I’m too high from all the cashflow to go on MY usual period tirade right now, though. Gimme a day or two. I’m sure someone will FUCK up!

Oh special note: to that special “someone” who THINKS he can give ME half..of what he promised..
THINK AGAIN BITCH!

Miss America Wave and AirKisses to My fans and haters!

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It pays to be Beautiful!

UPDATE: I totally gave the WRONG guy credit for buying that latex dress. It wasn’t turdmuncher it was that drunk dude named russell who also bought ME a harley jacket! Ooops!

your Gorgeous Goddess continues to reap the benefits of being a total knock out! vintage furfreak made a $600 donation! he called and was totally babbling in tongues. Now loopy for legs even paid more money on top of the $2,400.but the rest he did in cash I made him drop in the mail. I’m not 100% sure of the grand total and will post the amount after the cash has all trickled in. So his unofficial total now is *I believe* up to around $3,200.

Look at the sweet email he sent ME this morning.
one thing you were right about…boy do i regret what i did last night..i am never doing coke again….you fucked up my life..what a dick i am

HAHAHA music to My ears. And I ENJOYED every minute of it, loopy!! heeheeeheeeheee

I also received $200 from a new guy named david who had been urged on to making his first payments after viewing MY smokin’ new photos. jeffrey from FL was also called to MY pay buttons by MY visage and paid ME $200 and also sent Veronica $50. I’m starting to lose track of the money that slutty suzy has been sending Veronica. I know he sent her another $100 yesterday though. haha he’s got it bad for VTG!

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Consider yourself SCREWED!!

Update Again: loopy’s total is now up to $2,400! OMG loopy you’re so going to regret this in the morning! Oh the power of MY THIGHS!

Update Again:
Oh did I say loopy for legs sent Me $900? Well that was earlier today! Now his total is $1,250.00 of online donations and $300 which he put in an envelope and mailed. Woohoo! Way to go, loopy! Keep snorting that coke and going broke for Princess!

Members Gallery is Now Up! Bend over and spread em wide open, boys!

Update:
MY new photos are already quickly paying off! Between last night and today I got $900 from loopy for legs! I knew he’d go on a little spree when he saw those stockings. he was coked up again, I don’t think he really realized how much he spent. HAHAHAHA! Here’s a screenshot of $800 of the $900 he sent. I want some stockings that go all the way up to MY ass! Those are xtall stockings and they are still too short! If anybody knows where to get some mega long stockings. I’m talking SUPER-D-Dooper tall stockings, let ME know.

I got a small gallery I’ll have up for members. I’m wearing turdmunchers latex and shoes in this, but I forgot to put on the belt. whoops. Maybe I’ll do another set with the belt.

Oh you pooooor widdle men. you just don’t have a chance in hell now, do ya?

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