Ladies. I’ve had 4 chicks contact ME about this vincent guy claiming to be one of My castoffs. I don’t know who he is. he didn’t pay a $2,000 release. he isn’t one of Mine. One Domme said he was claiming to be loopy4legs. I just talked to loopy and it’s not him and loopy’s name ain’t vincent. he’s jerking you all around and I can bet you..whoever he is.will not pan out. he’s a liar looking for a hand-out. When My guys get caught cheating..it’s generally NOT because they tell the Mistress they are one of My old ones. It’s because I post his picture or name and somebody recognizes it. Guys who cheat on Princess..DO NOT BOAST about the fact that they used to pay ME.because guys are scared shitless of Me. Dudes who brag about being old big spenders on Mine are generally jerking your chain to get you interested in cash or “insight.” Don’t be a dumdum and fall for this ploy.
Why is it that EVERYONE knows who serves Me.but I don’t know who serves everyone else? I am the center of the universe for so many! Guys even use this knowledge to try to bait dommes for freebies. hahahahaha Lordie. See guys..when you serve Princess..you don’t only become an addicted and exploited fool, you become an instant sub-freak celebrity! I’ll make you famous! If your face is on MY site.you can bet your happy ass that every other Domme and loser on the internet has seen it. Think of it! The who’s who of internet atm losers! Bask in the limelight of LAME, bitches. Show the world just how losericious you are! Fame and Misfortune can be yours forever!! hahahahahahah I love it! Not only do I get stalkers and impersonators, My slaves do too! hahahahahahaahhahaa!

update: HAHAH That scottish guy keeps sending the dough in! Now he’s up to $900! MORE MORE MORE! Ally McLoser is his new name. his accent is SUCH a fucking hoot. he sounds like scotty and he keeps saying Oh, Princess howdja get so powerful?? And keeps making these ridiculous “kissing your feet” sounds. hahaha OMG you’re all a bunch of freaks!!!

OPERATION NUKE PUKE is going strong! Thanks to the likes of lowlife freaks like doomedbrit and terrance, vaseline freak’s TRUE Nature has been revealed!! you wouldn’t believe how many volunteers I got! All these wankers are all pissed off and angry at vaseline freak cuz they wanted to see more of his demoralizing activities.
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Doing the happy dance!! God why do I love FUCKING with you freaks soooo much!??!?!?!
Really, you don’t know the warm fuzzy feeling I get whenever I know that I am the cause of a lowly jerkoff having major stress and depression!
Sooo.you all been missing ME? I’ve been so busy with shit! Oh charless wasserman.don’t think you got off scott free. I had to put vaseline freak in front of you..prioritize, you see. I’m finishing you off this week.

Princess fan lost $600. HA! Suck that, bastard! ally the scottish freak just sent Me $400. $200 from closet slave. Shit..actually I got quite a lot of donations since I last updated and can’t really remember them all. $75 from an andres, $100 from an andrew, $100 from a don, $100 from doomedbrit, $400 from terrance, $200 from a michael and $250 from randy mersche. I took off 5 lbs from MY zone diet. Maybe I’ll try for another 5 lbs. I got to take some pics this weekend! I need to find something new to wear. I’ll post shopping opportunities later. I still have some latex I need to take pics of..but I don’t know if I feel like squeezing into that shit..maybe something vintage looking. Got to think about it. oh brad the fag. I don’t want to hear from you, but I want more of that cumin salsa. Send ME some and some of the cheese I always make you get. Send it..but don’t call or write. Alright. I’ll update later! Tata dumdums!

Jesus christ I have gotten literally about 4 dozen emails of people pestering to know the details of vaseline’s punishment. Don’t worry. The man will get his just desserts. I’m away from home so I haven’t been able to put my wrath in motion. The little fucker disconnected his cell phone, so I have been trying to get a hold at him at work. I talked to the receptionist once, but his friggin voice mail kept picking up at the office. I’m thinking about slapping his picture up on cafepress on some mugs and have you guys order THE ENTIRE OFFICE VASELINE FREAK COFFEE MUGS!!

So I’m researching his wife today. Check this shit out.

(Her first and maiden name) Holm and Perry Holm, Lauderdale, MN, were married November 27, 2002. (his wife’s name) vocation is all about the mission of Concordia as she sends into society men and women dedicated to the Christian life through her work at Luther Seminary in St. Paul. (her first name) serves the Seminary as their Director of Publications.

OH MY GOD!!!! hahahahahhahaha FUCKING RELIGIOUS FREAKS!!!!!! MY FAVE!! This is gonna be SOOOOO FUN!! Perry. you begged ME to help you come clean if you ever betrayed ME. you WILL COME CLEAN!! And you will NEVER lie to another person again..because THEY WILL ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!! WHY THE FUCK do your sick ass perverted sacks of shit MARRY religious chicks??? What a polluted fuck you are!! And you know this sorry ass was applying for credit cards under her name?? Perry perry perry. you must pay for your sins!

Update later! Be back home tomorrow!

OMG HOW STUPID IS VASELINE FREAK!!??!?! GUESS who went psycho today and deleted his keen and myspace???? VASELINE FREAK!! HAHHAAH That bastard leaves his wife and moves into the freak cave and ONE DAY later seems to think he wants out!! Just yesterday he did two keen calls and was perving out on his webcam for anyone to see. I’m sure he was planning on deleting his livejournal, but when he started talking about going off the deep end I went in and and changed the password.

Last night he was trying to get Me to let him out for $50,000 paid in monthly $400 installments. YAH RIGHT! he owes several Mistresses sums he never got around to paying. Freak. I was looking forward to making this guy a celebrity freakshow. I wanted to make him like the vaseline version of fagarina or something. haha Now my fun is ruined cuz now I have to SQUASH him instead!!

Pay off? Not this time, buddy!! Fucking you up THE ASS for being a dishonest moodswinging piss-ant who disappointed Me IS WORTH MUCH MORE TO ME then $50,000!!!

But for real. HOW STUPID IS THIS GUY?!??!?! I HAVE HIS WORK WEBSITE WITH EVERY FRIGGIN CO-worker in his company and THIS FUCKING VIDEO!! This video is LONG and will take forever to download. BUT it’s a fairly terrible video to have floating around on the internet. Look at him BEG Me to fuck him up if he tries to quit! Now it just wouldn’t be neighborly if I didn’t follow through now would it?!

I shrink the video down when I get home. Of course he decides to pull this stunt when I’m traveling. HAHAHAHHAHA REALLY boys, you are WAVING THE red flag at the BULL,BEGGING ME TO CHARGE!! I have NO choice BUT TO MAUL this little liar!! IT’s a MATTER OF PRINCIPAL!! THIS man MUST BE DESTROYED! This fucker BEEEEEEEEGGED over and over for Me to “do the worse” to him. “NO mercy for the pig.” he gave ALL his information up in a few days..and now he thinks he can rub the cum out of his eyes and wake up from the bad dream..BUT NO BITCH!!! THE NIGHTMARE has ONLY BEGUN! hahahaha I am almost SALIVATING here at the prospect of DERAILING your LIFE!!! Right now I’m in the feeding frenzy moood. My TOES ARE CURLING IN ANTICIPATION of PEOPLE you KNOW WATCHING THIS!! And when I log back to your work website and see your name disappear of the STAFF LIST, I might just orgasm!!

oh and that “i’m depressed and inclined to commit suicide” bit you tried to butter ME up with ..REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLY pulls on MY heartstrings. HAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

Maybe you will get the “help” you need when your family totes you off to a padded room after they discover the TRUE you and see your fag ass in action!!
FUCK-ing A!! I had a feeling this one would go off the deep end. he was moving too fast.but I didn’t think he’d go sibyl on ME this early on..but what the fuck do you expect from a guy who gets his jollies eating vaseline?

So anyway, I’ll shrink this to a size that loads fasters and put this fucker on CD when I get home in a few days.

Sooooo Let The Games Begin!! Oh sign up if you want to be on “mailing duty” for operation NUKE THE PUKE!

UPDATE: Fist pics of vaseline’s new freak cave heehee his wife won’t give him any furniture..so he’s gonna be sleeping on the floor every night like some sort of animal. HAHAHAHAHA!

Any guys with webdesign talent out there are welcome to design vaselinefreak.com. Contact Me if you are a GOOD designer.

sinking frenchy I believe you’re wire just came through today. But wasn’t it suppose to be for $1300 or something??? I think you need a fucking conversion chart because I got $995. I don’t know for sure if it’s yours yet, but I’ll find out sure enough.

Ugh..first day of MY period and I feel like shit. I’m not going to the gym today cuz I’m too bloated and crampy. I did manage to lose 4 lbs and even BEFORE My period. Thanks to MY thousand-$dollar$-crappy-diet-food-in-a-box.

The ukranian sent Me $600 today which momentarily made ME forget about MY aching womb and twinkie dedicate $400 to MY short trip. (I leave sunday).

Veronica keeps snagging more money out of ! She got another $200 out of his ass.

I’m soo excited about a.k.a. the vaseline freak getting into his crappy ass apartment. I am waiting for pics of it and he is suppose to get them to ME tomorrow! I’m naming his new efficiency apartment..THE FREAK CAVE!

heeheee Pooor widdle humpback randy mersche! I got him SOOOo drunk on the phone. he paid Me $600 and begged for a real long call. (Several hours) SOoo of course, MY main goal of the the phone call was to get him so drunk he either paid more or PASSED out! Mission accomplished! We were chatting away and he started getting talking all goofy and incoherently then BANG he was out! Woohoo! So I hung up and since he didn’t call back in few minutes after made a mad dash out of the door to enjoy a few hours out with My girlfriend. Of course the phone was ringing the minute I walked through the door. I told him to call after dinner, but then we watched a movie..and well..I guess RANDY GOT SCREWED out of LONG call he prepaid for. heeeeeheeee SUCKS to be a SUCKA, doesn’t it you alcoholic freak!

I think I forgot to mention another $100 I got out of the new guy who gave ME $500 yesterday. Here’s his pic.
Very everybody hates raymond.

father flatulance came around and made a $500 donation. I was making him wear his robe and lift it up and pee at holy paintings on the wall on his webcam. OMG! Perverting a catholic priest and a orthadox jew in the same week! I ROCK!

Oh and be sure to check out vaseline freak’s NEW MY SPACE.

ATTN: SOMEONE’s WIFE IS HOT ON THEIR TRAIL!! She called again! If you have a 509 area code, your wife is bugging me like crazy and asking what this number is for. She said I keep showing up on the phone bill. I have no idea who it is and I keep playing nice and saying I am a web marketing company. She’s sounds like she is really old and eats fruit cake!

I just got a brand new guy. I made him pay $400 in the first five minutes or so. he’s pretty funny. I’m getting him all drunk and he starts begging to have a frozen pizza cuz he’s starving. I told him while he was on MY time he had to pay for his snack. So his little frozen pizza cost him $100. We are putting precum, dust from his refrigerator and anything nasty I can find to add as a topping to it. So $500 from this newbie! Wonder if I’ll get more!? teehee

Then sissy jason came back and gave up $300. he sat on the phone and moaned about feeling “so dirty.” It was a very short phonecall cuz he bored the BJesus out of Me.

So we got vaseline freak all set up with a brand new checking account. I now have the passwords to his checking account and I can see every penny that comes and goes from that account! Deeper and deeper he goes. Where he ends up nobody knows! BUT ME! Oh and don’t forget to give him a call on his new KEEN line! Only 75cents a minute! After keen takes their huge cut..how much will he be earning ME? hahaha Well.not much ..but it is entertaining! http://www.keen.com/pukepiggy4sale

fatmac bought Me 2 lightweight jackets for the summer. I needed a trench type coat for MY trips I have been taking. twinkie also bought Me the trash disposal off MY amazon wishlist because My old one just mysteriously died. Today is MY first day back on the Zone diet. yippy dingdong.

More news later! Gotta run