I just had another friggin SPENDFEST! I don’t know what it is with you freaks the last few weeks, but I have been on FIRE for the last few weeks. Almost every fucking night I am hitting it big! Several times this week, my girlfriend would yawn as I slid into bed in wee mornings hours and sleepily say “who and how much this time?” My hoots, yippies!, woohoos!, and laughter had interrupted her sleep several times and she knew I was on yet another roll! I also have a habit of excitedly pacing around the house when I’m screwing some guy by the phone and make a lot of racket. Sometimes I will go in there to find the poor thing with pillows stacked on her head. because I’ve been jumping around, screaming and laughing down stairs keeping her up.
YES loopy4legs is 100% ADDICTED!!!! This little loser is wound so tightly around MY finger. First he called Me late at night and I talked him into sneaking out while his wife slept. So he hopped into his car and run around looking for atm’s! We talked for hours on the phone while I worked it out of him a little out of time. By the end of the night he had physically mailed $1,100. I’ll post pictures when it all arrives. I know he sent it because loopy doesnt’ lie. But did MY fun stop there??? OH HELL NO! I then hit every one of his credit cards! It took all night but MY diligence paid off! I raped $2,530 on his credit cards! GRAND TOTAL $3,630!!! The sun started coming up and his wife calls and asks where the hell he is at and he gives her some sob story about some accident at work and he had to go in and call the fire department and straighten everything out and she’s all oh you poor baby you are going to be so exhausted. Damned right, he’s exhausted bitch! I rode that little piggy all night long! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA I bet he feels like such a schmoe when he got home and his wife is all feeling sorry for him, making him pancakes and patting his head because he is so overworked. HAHAHAHAHAHA loopy you’re a real asshole, aren’t you? Now get your ass back online cuz I want MY matching coach wallet and more boots! I’ll have soo much fun spending your money!

SEE THE SCREEN SHOTS OF LOOPY4LEGS FINANCIAL BUTTFUCKING!
I also made him promise to buy Me another pair of boots and a coach wallet when he gets online during the week.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA Who’s next bitches! Stand up! Get in line for the GREATEST SHOW OF POWER ON EARTH! YES ladies and gents, watch the magical Princess make your money disappear right before your very eyes!! HHAHAHAHHAHA
Speaking of disappearing money. Let’s talk about fatmac! he spent over $750 last night on shopping for MY Sister! She had him so worked up, he just couldn’t say no to anything! hahahahahha fatty, you just keep slipping deeper! I’m not sure all what he got Her..lots of clothes, shoes, even halloween costumes for her kids. fatmac is a total shopping bitch and we LOVE IT!
Oh and $100 from jackoff judas was paid again and vintage furfreak spent around $300 doing a little clothes shopping for Me. Oh yes and let’s not forget randy mersch’s weekly phonecall which cost him $300 too! HIGH FIVE RANDY, you fucking goober! hahahaha! See ya next weekend too! sissy tommikins just called back and sent ANOTHER $300!
I’m exhausted from My long night of boinking wallets, I think I need a nap!