Update: Veronica the Great just got $300 cash from fatty. hahhaha DAMNED fatmac. you’ve been on a roll, bitch!

Watch fagafreako beg to max his card on ME.
HAHAHA got ANOTHER $500 out of fagarina!

Got some fun goodies in the mail today. My leather pea coat from jackoff george arrived today.

$100 cash from brad the fag, $50 moneyorder from some freak, another $500 Sears GC from slutty suzy for Veronica. he wrote “from your best friend” on the card. hahahahaha!

Oh he sent another $500 Sears GC for us last week which I forgot to post, but I just sent it all to her.

lesbian goldcard sent $600 towards paying MY fee for MY personal trainer.
I had MY first session today. Today wasn’t too rough, we spent a lot of it doing fitness tests and taking measurements and discussing nutrition. She’s got Me doing weight training with Her 3 monday, tuesday and thursday and spinning class on friday. Wednesday and Sunday I must do 60minutes cardio on My own. I can work out at the gym any time I want when they are open. It’s an immaculate gym. Has everything you want and new equipment but extremely private. Only one other person besides Me was working out. (I go during the slowest time though.) Best of all it’s like a 10 minute drive.

She doesn’t seem to big into calorie counting. She’s more into glycemic index, eating small meals and not eating starches at night. We shall see how it goes. So far, I really like her, she’s very motivational in that non-phoney, non-foofoo way. She’s a tough cookie though. Oh she was telling Me she had a male client who wanted to be extra pressured to stay in shape and set up a deal with her that if he didn’t do his “home work” and make certain goals he had to pay double for the session. I didn’t really understand the entire arrangement, but thought it was pretty friggin amusing.

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT..again:
Oh don’t let ME find stupid bitches with My name in their meta tag keywords when I’m on the rag!!

Today, someone shared with me a few sites where you could put your name or URL and find out who has your name or url in their meta tags. I was appalled by the number of FemDom sites that were pulling this.  I am absolutely fed up with morons trying to use MY name as their website KEYWORD to increase their popularity, traffic and sales. You want MY friggin name on your front page??? Stick a link and MY beautiful banner across the top and tell the world WHO’s YER REAL DADDY.   Why is your name NOT in MY meta tags?? Because I am better than you. Why is MY name in your meta tag? BECAUSE YOU KNOW IM BETTER THAN YOU. When I was new to the internet and MY site was in it’s baby stages and nobody knew who I was, did I hide the names of the Great Dominas before Me in MY meta tag?? Did I try to ride their shirt tales and skim from their sites? NO! Everything I grew, was homegrown. Seeds all planted by Princess. I cultivated these men, MY fan base grew, MY ideas took root and blossomed. I was INSPIRED by MY OWN Greatness, bitches! There were no mentors, no act to follow, no GODlike Princess to emulate. My garden grew because I have a GREENTHUMB for fucking with men’s minds. Now go back to trying to plant pumpkins in a pile of sand and fertilizing it with your own bullshit. you can’t grow squat cuz you have year-round brain drought. Can I hear an Amen??? No wonder some of you are so damned mediocre and continue to be for years.

Oh yeh uncle pig fucker. you should be paying Me an expensive thank you because one of the sites glamnation or something like that was doing it had your FULL REAL NAME in their code, including MY name and all of MY meta keywords word for word! They must have copied the code during that time I put your name in MY meta so you’d get more google hits! (You paid $1,000 to have it removed, if I remember right.) Yes, I deserve a BIG $$thankyou$$ for this.

Update: jackoff george got MY new leather peacoat and doomed brit sent $100. Busy looking for more work-out wear for fatty to buy Me.

FUCK I was out when that ridiculous stocking top slave was begging for abuse. Me and Veronica could have milked him dry. Unfortunately all he did was send ME $250 while I was away. Why the fuck didn’t you switch that amazon uk GC?? What fucking EVAH, bitch! I will just order stupid gifts and have them shipped to the baboon, who will in turn ship to ME. stocking top, I know you’re reading this. Get that jug out and start GUZZLING because we want another $1,000 each! hahahahahaahha! baboon contact ME asap.

jackoff george I got that $100 tribute..now about MY coat!!

Ugh PERIOD time. Insert your tampons, sickos!

Brand new slave demolished sent $810! hahaha
Oh yeah I got $100 from a david from michigan and another $350 from fagarina. fagarina is gonna be HURTING! he really doesn’t have this cash.he’s just maxing his creditcards. Sucks to be him. jackoff george did you get that leather peacoat from Macy’s for ME yet??? Don’t keep Me waiting, gramps!!! I’ll be phoning you today to check your progress.if it ISN’T purchased you just earned ANOTHER penalty purchase!

Celebrity look-alike?

So I did this this like with a dozen photos and practically everytime Gisele Bundshen and Adriana Karembue came up, which is weird because those 2 chicks look absolutely nothing alike. You’d get a lot of other people who’d pop up and then not show up at all in the next shot. I stuck in a crappy recent photo of Nicole Kidman and it recognized her. However, I really don’t see the resemblence of tittyboy and Halle Berry. hahahahaha Sicker yet, Halle Berry showed up on My celebrity look-a-like one time, which would mean Me and (younger)tittyboy have similiar face structure. Give ME nightmares! hahaha I wonder if I should rename fagarina “the hoff”? Fun, but stupid.

New! Leave Princess a public voicemail for the world to listen to! Nobody get’s your phone. Check it out. If you want to have your photo next to your message, after leaving a message, click the message is yours and join snapvine with your phone number. Sadly, all My crazy overseas slaves won’t be able to participate. 🙁

Update: $500 from uncle pigfucker 🙂

stocking top slave where the fuck are you, you little moron!?!? This entire GC thing had Me enraged with both US/UK Amazon stores. US told me they can be switch to US GC’s. UK told me they couldn’t. Well actually they just kept saying that I couldn’t use UK GC’s at the US site which I already fucking knew. They are very hard to get a hold of when you aren’t in the UK. I absolutely DESPISE how Amazon hides their customer service phone #’s and discourages you to talk to them on the phone. Anyway, if worse comes to worse, I will use this GC for fucking christmas gifts and have it shipped to the baboon or something then have him ship it to ME.but I’d much rather have all the certificates to spend ON MYSELF on stuff I WANT from the USA amazon. SO FIX IT, you drunken ass slobbering whore! In case you haven’t noticed, I’m immensely annoyed about the entire dilemma! HAHA I guess that’s what I get for rejoicing in the fact that drunken bastard pushed his buy button twice, huh? heeheee nah not really. Everything always turns out MY way. Fucking over losers is the BEST KARMA! I swear it is! The meaner things I do to you, the more awesome shit that happens to ME.

I just got another $300 from russell b (the popper sniffing American russell). I think he must have gotten sick or passed out because we got disconnected and I can’t get back through. he was already pretty drunk when he called. Stupid bitch. I also got another greendot card for $50 from sissy christina , slutty suzy got screwed out of yet another $200.

Oh I’m seriously going to get a personal trainer. I am SO sick of working out, bored with MY routine. I’m sick of treadmilling, I’m sick of The Firm, I-fitness, the countless other workout DVD’s I have. I just haven’t felt like working out at all. I need something NEW.so..I’m considering a personal trainer. The Lady I’m thinking about charges $65 an hour and I want to go at least 4 times a week. Guess who’s paying? I’ll be setting up buttons very shortly to cover this new expense.

Update:stocking top slave!! Call ME asap!! I am having big problems with this amazon.co.uk gift certificate. Amazon.co.uk won’t ship ANYTHING to the US.not even games, software or cookwear! Amazon.com said you can call the UK amazon and they can switch the GC’s over to US. I have redeemed them already but haven’t spent a dime of them. Hurry up and get this fixed otherwise $750 of gift certificates will go to waste!

Princess Hearts Drunk Dummies cuz they do stupid things LIKE promise Princess $200 US amazon gift certificates and forget to change Euros to US $ (which comes to $371) THEN accidentally pushes send twice giving Princess $744 worth of gift certificates!! he probably has NO idea until right now and he probably just sprung ANOTHER stiffy! hahahahaahahha! Downside is..these gift certificates only work at friggin amazon.co.uk 🙁 I would have used it towards buying Mamacita a new laptop because you cheap dirty bastards have STILL not purchased the one I have on MY amazon wishlist but I can’t here. So anyway, I have $750 worth of cash to spend at amazon.co.uk..which means no electronics for ME. Grrrrrrr! It’s gonna be a chore to find shit to buy on the british amazon site. Damned it!

HAHAH stocking top! you are BEYOND STUPID..but that’s ok, cuz that’s how I likes MY men. RICH AND STUPID!!

UPDATE: stocking top slave loses $2,350 to Princess and Her Sister!!

HAHAHA OMG I keep telling stockingtop slave if he pays more, I will give him a password.but I keep changing MY mind and demanding more. I just made him send $550 more! (but the last $550 is pending like last time) HAHAHAHHAHAHA SUCKAH!!!

stocking top slave got so excited being mentioned in our journals that he grabbed a bottle of booze and got schnockered again!!! And ya’ll knows what happens when the dinks get a drink! Veronica got $600 cash. I got $900 cash and $300 amazon gift certificates! hahaha FUCKIN’ idiot! Yes if you have a leg fetish you do not have a CHANCE against ME, bitches!! hahahahhaha

HAHA I’ve been using MY good little boys so bad lately. I just took $525 off fagarina’s credit card. the baboon sent another $200, but I thought you said you sent $300! Go back and resend that last $100 because it didnt go through. fatmac sent $200 and also bought ME a pair of expensive jeans. personal shopper bought  2 winter coats, $200 cash and spent $260 at Alloy!, loyal twinkie got banged out of another $500. I just can’t keep My hands off his wallet. I just want to “boink” it over and over! I also got $100 from a new guy from london.

I have another silly video of fagarina I will be posting shortly. Nothing too interesting to tell of today. Worked out, stayed out of the rain.ho hum.kinda day.

Somebody get the flamenco practice wear off MY amazon wishlist.

Oh yeah all that money that was pending from stockingtop freak.all came in! 🙂

Thought I’d log in for a few minutes. Have a busy day in store for ME, so I won’t be online much at all today. Got sissy christina on a “crash and burn” diet. Not only will diet help him by saving money on food, he will make more money prostituting himself if he’s thinner. Plus I’ve never made a slave become anorexic before..it’s always fun to think of new ways to screw up a man! If anorexia is good enough for scores of sorority sisters and supermodels, it’s good enough for this pervert! I made him join all these crazy little forums for Pro-Anorexia and Pro Bulimia so he’s learning all the best purging excercises and chatting with likeminded crazies.
hahahahahaha Reading these boards are a trip! These bitches are all proud of their bulimia. And the really anorexic chicks all hate the anorexic “wannabees” that have healthy BMI’s and call those pukesters “wannaorexias”. HAHAHAHA FUCKING A!

PUKE on, christina!!

Yesterday was a pain! Layovers and I lost MY luggage for about 6 hours!! Why do they always lose MY luggage and never MY girlfriend’ s???
Tata for now, got to catch a cab.