Update: ali mcloser sent $300. Yay! For your reward I will post your photo!
you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING UGLY!!!
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Update: Just got back from working out with My trainer. OMG I really thought I was going to die today. She amped everything up. She was helping Me come up with ideas on how to torture you guys today too. heehee

ali mcloser I see that fucking measly $100 tribute. I SAID $300 you fucking dork!

Goodies in the mail. A whole $85 from brad the fag, $500 Sears GC for VTG from slutty suzy, shoes and beach dress from jackoff george, some VS panties from someone and one pair of water shoes.

Well deryck  gave Me $500 last night. deryck, you owe Me and MY girfriend each $500 more. If you want Me to start using your alias instead of your REAL name again, you will send it right away. I am the ONE Woman who has been in your life the LONGEST, deryck. Wives, girlfriends..you’ve NEVER had one that was as long lasting as our one-sided relationship. I GREW UP FUCKING you OVER, old man! My wickedness stands the test of time. I will NEVER give you freedom. you will NEVER be free of Me.

My new 4inch pecker slave sent another $100. he is getting hooked fast!  There are close to 1,000 members in the boring forum who do nothing but sit there and ogle ME. I have deleted hundreds and hundreds of spammers, troublemakers, leeches, and wanna-be-Me’s. Forums are too much work to upkeep. If you guys want this thing to keep running, it’s your SOLE responsibility to keep it active, I’m not lifting another finger. I’ll participate when it’s active or if someone says something that interests Me, but I’m not going to try to nurse this forum. I say most of what I want to say to MY masses right here.

Of course after discovering how much I loved the Kimono dress he bought Me, vintage furfreak ran right out and bought Me one in red too.

PERIOD TIME!!
I just started and so will you! Grab your plugs, sissies! Put them in yer asses, get down on your knees and pray for the week to end soon!

UPDATE: 9:00 p.m.
New swedish meatball. he claims his dick is less than 4 inches long. First donation, and I managed to get $500 out of him in a few minutes. Looks like I might have caught another little freakie by the toe! I had spinning class today and I loved it. It’s so fun! I’m hooked and MY ass doesn’t get all sore from the seat anymore. I added a few things to MY amazon wishlist I want. I want the suntan lotion, bluetooth and the Hello Kitty bike asap.
Speaking of tanning lotion. I can not STAND that “tingle” hot lotion. I forgot MY lotion and bought a little sample one at the tanning place and came out looking like I was stung by killer bees! This happened one other time before. I thought I was having an allergic reaction. I swell up and get tomato red welts. It takes a few hours for my skin too look normal again. Is this what it does to everyone else? I hate tanning. I’ve gone 10 times and guess what? I’m still white. I only have like 2 weeks until vacation!! Yippy!

Treadmill showed up today. It’s a GIANT box. I can’t wait to make somone set it up for ME! Oh yes and vintage furfreak that short silk kimono dress showed up.oooooh I love it. It will be perfect for My trip! I want it in another color too. Definitely going to take pics in this baby. So happy with it! fatty, unfortunately, your dress struck-out. It looked pretty in the catalogue, but it didn’t look so hot on ME. I’ll be returning it.

MMMmmmm..Oh goodness..someone pass ME a fucking cigarette. I need to stretch out on MY big fluffy bed in MY sexiest lingerie cuz I just screwed a fucker for almost $9,000!! Oh yeah I was humping his wallet like a little bunny! hahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahha!!!

As usual this guy was INEBRIATED!!! HAHHAHA yep I get MY bitches all liquored up so they are easy and willing. Yes he was spinning in delirium, in a frenzy between My phonecall and both Me and Veronica’s emails, journal entries and pictures and of course MY shimmery, shiny, long and luscious MANKILLING LEGS!!!!!!!

Yep, we made a SISTER SANDWICH with him! hahahaha

Mmmm..yes I’m just basking in the afterglow of a good WALLET FUCK! Oh stocking slave, you incurable leg addict, your money was YUMMILICOUS, PURE HEAVEN and I will ENJOY SPENDING EVERY DIME OF IT!! Veronica sends you Her Worse too!
HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

stockingtop slave, I’d love a photo of your beastly face to add to MY collection of TROPHY mutants!

stocking top’s FINAL TALLY OF THE SPENDFEST!
$8,780. $5,300 and a $280 dress and Veronica got $3,200!!

UPDATE AGAIN! 11.28 1.06a.m. $5,300 and a $280 dress and Veronica got $3,200!!

UPDATE AGAIN! Hahaha 11.28 12:18a.m.
My tally is now up to $4,300 and a $280 dress and Veronica got $2,700!

UPDATE AGAIN 11.27 11:46 $4,300 for ME and $2,400 for Veronica PLUS MY new red dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

UPDATE AGAIN 11.27 10:49 $3,000 for ME!! $2,100 for Veronica!

UPDATE AGAIN 11.27 10:32 Make that 1,800 for Veronica and $2,800 for ME!

UPDATE AGAIN! 11.27 10:09 New total! Veronica got $1,800 and I got $2,500!!!!

UPDATE AGAIN!! 11.27 9:23 p.m.
OH MAH GAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!
stocking top has sent Me $1800 and Veronica $1500!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yeah two 6ft tall amazons are skipping around their living rooms doing the happy dance!

UPDATE AGAIN! Make that $900 each!! $1,800 from stocking top slave!

UPDATE!! WOOOhooo! HHAHAAHAHAHHA stocking top slave just had another boozer binger and sent Me and Veronica $700 EACH! $1400 for a few nasty emails. HAHAHAHAHA That’s the way, Ahuh Ahuh! That’s the way I like it!

Yay just got $600 from that canadian who did $2,500 some weeks back. terrance did $250 and vintage furfreak sent $400 cash for Our hair salon appointments before vacation! Still busy looking for more travel clothing. Got some watershoes and books purchased, hair flowers and a suitcase for MY GF. I have been gone most of the day. Went to the gym to do MY cardio then we got all bundled up in our warmer leather and took the harley out for a few hours and went out for surf and turf. Oh yeah also had My houseboy haul My old treadmill outside to be picked up tomorrow and hopefully MY new one will be here in a few days! I’ve been doing online christmas shopping with slutty suzy’s giftcards today too.

yawn..I’m pooped. Tomorrow, My little dweebs.

Remember boys!

So far today I made $1,500 cash today. (Does not include gifts and shopping.)
Here’s a screenprint of most of the transactions so far (minus another $200 Princess fan sent on another merchant account.)
Cash Glorious Cash!

$700 from the Princess fan, $500 from ali mcloser, $200 from jackoff judas and $100 from blind jimmy..(who I’ve never really talked to).

Oh yeah and slutty suzy was all worked into a frenzy last night again!!

Since his credit cards are all max’ed cuz of Me and Veronica, he bought more Sears cards.
$500 for Veronica and $300 for Me. Jesus christ! Both of us have thousands of dollars of Sears cards to spend. hahaha I think he also sent Veronica a HomeDepot card, but I’ll have to check with him to see for how much.

fatty bought Me another bathing suit and a cover-up skirt from Victorias secret and vintage furfreak spent over $500 buying ME bathing suits from here. Great thing is, you can get them custom made and since it’s their off season it only takes a few days for them to ship. I love the suits here! Can’t wait to get them!

Update: fagarina gave up his $200 just like predicted.

Haven’t updated for a bit. I have been busy SHOP SHOP SHOPPING. I leave for MY 2 week vacation December 11th I think and I’m doing that mad dash for resort wear and bathing suits again.

My trashydiva dress came and I absolutely LOVE it. I got it in black but now I want RED!! I want it pronto. I really love those retro style dresses for some reason.

I have been busy scouring the web for things for losers to buy. This is the hardest part of MY job! I think this weekend I did over $1,500 worth of shopping..well you dorks have done about $1500 worth of shopping.

Evening dresses, bathing suits, sundresses, coverups and tanning lotion for both Me and MY girlfriend. Also we received a month worth of tanning for Me and MY girlfriend, as well. I’m still looking for a few more swimsuits and cover-ups for ME. We also got some non vacation clothing, sweaters, blazers.lots of great stuff!
I also received $200 amazon gc from lost and My sister also got $100 amazon from him.

fatty got My Sis a new Dooney and Bourke purse and matching wallet. It came to be around $400! HAHAAHAHAHAH OMG fatty is like the ULTIMATE SUCKER FISH!!!!!

$200 from jackoff judas, $300 from a new guy called albert pigstein, another $300 from vintage furfreak plus tons of the weekend shopping. This old fart that I used to talk to a few years ago also sent $300. I received $50 in the mail from brad the fag and $100 best buy gift certificate in the mail from an unknown source. I plan on getting $200 from fagarina tonite. Oh yes and cumfag sent My Sister $110.

A few guys are writing asking if I will take pics of MY now bulging muscles from MY new work-out training. Duh..I’ve been at it for 3 weeks. It’s nothing you’re going to notice in pics quite yet. I am starting to notice more definition in MY back and I feel incredibly good, but the biggest change has been on My strength and cardio stamina. Right now we are still doing circuit training, but that won’t last. We will be doing only weight lifting after some more weeks and I will be expected to do MY cardio on MY own only. Tonight I have spinning class. Hopefully My ass won’t hurt as much this time.

This weekend was a fun weekend. Friday we went to out to dinner and a play and went for a few drinks after. Saturday went out with friends.

Yay My new treadmill is on it’s way. I got to get one of the guys to come down and haul away the old one. Who do you call to pick up big appliances? Where are they suppose to be dumped? Usually, when I buy appliances, the company has hauled away the old appliance, but I need to get rid of this big old treadmill before MY new one gets here.

SHIT I need to do pics! You poor bastards haven’t had a new gallery for over a month. I’m getting to it, MY poor little mutant puppies.
Oh I almost forgot MY good deed. I used fagarina’s bestbuy credit card to buy him a brand new digital camera so he can take high resolution photos instead of those crappy webcam ones he always takes. AREN’T I FRICKING SWEET???

Anyway this is some of the tallies for the last few days, those who donated closer to MY last entry kinda missed your honorable mentions, because I can’t really recall that far back. awwww sorry about your luck. haha

So anyone out there ever watch MeerKat Manor? My Girlfriend started Tivo-ing this silly little show on animal planet. It’s like a MeerKat soap opera and it’s strangely addicting. We find ourselves rooting for one gang of Meerkats and screaming at the screen for slutty MeerKat Mozart to stop getting preggers or her mommy will kill the babies or evict her from the family. I feel rather geeky admitting that I watch this show with regularity. heehee I’m starting to lose interest in LOST.it’s starting to get so off-the-wall and scattered. Thank god for BattleStar Galactica!

Guys who want to spoil Veronica: you MUST make a donation first. I do NOT send her guys that have not made a first-time payment to Her beforehand. Everyone she talks to is Pre-screened and a proven payer.

Spinning is a lot more fun than I imagined. If you want something fun to do for cardio, ladies, (For you guys I recommend you running laps around the house nekkid or doing push-ups while reciting all your credit card numbers to ME) try a spinning class. The only bad part is your ass hurts soooo much the first few times..not excercise hurting, but from sitting on the seat. Maybe if you are used to bicycling it won’t hurt so much. Everyone in the class says it won’t bother Me after a few more classes. I wore the padded ass shorts and my butt still aches for days after. The instructor said the 45minute excercise is suppose to burn 700 calories. It’s a tough workout but time flew by. 45 minutes felt like 20.

I think I’m noticing My boobs shrinking a bit. Usually the first things that go when I start doing serious weight training. Hohum. Anyway, My workouts have been a blast and I’m getting stronger. It’s been a long time since I felt all Spazztactular about My workout routine. It was time to shake it up a bit!

Quick update before I hit the sack. unclepigfucker just sent $1,00. It took all of ummmm..4 minutes??!!??
Sweet Dreams for Me!

Now he wants to pay for 20 session of MY personal training cuz I showed him a picture of My trainer who is like friggin hot. hahhaha!

Woohoo Veronica has been raking it in! She just got the other $200 slutty suzy owed Her. PLUS we scared that little bitch so bad he coughed up another $700 of Sears cards!! $500 for her and $200 for Me. See what resisting gets you, suzy??? FUCKED TIMES TWO!!!

fatty also sent Veronica $300 cash! My My fatty..you got so many Portygee Bitches sapping your wallet dry at one time!! How DO you manage??

fatmac’s neverending shopping adventure continues!! he got ME this little dress.

vintage furfreak also got Me a black and white $150 Kimono dress and this vintage dress. he just WUVS buying dresses like this for some reason.

terrance also got ME a pair of $80 bike shorts because I decided I’m sticking with spinning classes too.

Only reason I’m talking to you fuckers is because lesbian gold card and latex lover joined forces(along with twinkie) to pay for the rest of MY treadmill because I was squawking.

Now I like them.but I still hate you.

See the treadmill I got off amazon. I’ll take pics when it gets here.

Now the rest of you get to pay the PRINCESS HATES you TAX!