Update: I emailed father flatulance to show him MY new priest’s pictures and he was all jealous and wanted to beat Priest #2’s $300 donation and sent Me $400. OMG dueling deacons! you both best be fliching from those collection plates BIG TIME, padres! I bet the Pope is loaded! I need to get MY mits on him too!

Here’s a few names I have come up with.feel free to add other fun new nicknames for MY new slave.
Friar Fucked
The Patron Priest of Pervs
Satan’s Little Helper
Cardinal Sinner
slave of sacrilege
The Blasphemer (doomed brits pick)

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA

he’s in a confessional.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why do I love THIS SO friggin much??

OMG I am SOO amused by this. hahaha I just text this photo to MY mother!!! This was the greatest Valentine’s gift Evah!
hahahhaha

So time to brainstorm new nicknames for this priest. Any good ideas? Hey priest guy, I bet you’re soo sad I posted this photo because out of the dozen photos you sent ALL of them had your head blacked out.cept this one..did you forget?? Perhaps GOD willed it! Yep, I sure did! Say 500 Ave Sierra’s and call Me tonite to receive your next set of orders. Remember..God is watching you. Yes God is watching you. God is watching you…
from Ohio.

father flatulance..you better watch out! I caught MYself ANOTHER catholic priest! you aren’t the only one! BTW I think it’s time you pay ME again. This NEW priest sent ME $300 today. I’m going to make him buy jackhammer jesus dildo and fuck it on his webcam! heehee I’m thinking of all kinds of evil things for this one to do!

Here’s a picture of My picture he hid under some statue of Virgin Mary. hahahahaha

What a cheap church you must work at. That’s not even a real statue. That’s a stick with a head and hands.

Funny story. I made fagarina pose like this with that sign with several of MY girlfriends’ names on it. “< Insert friend’s name > will you be my valentine?? Heart Fagarina” and sent it to their text messages. Absolutely hysterical. They were laughing their asses off. Think of sitting there, minding your own business and have that pop up on your cell phone. hahahhahaha!

My sister scored 2 pair of New Balance shoes and She loves them.

Update: Yay! My Dior sunglasses showed up today that vintage furfreak bought Me. $300 well-spent! They are My favorite sunglasses ever. They look REEEALLY good on Me. They aren’t very flashy but they are the perfect shape for My lovely face. 🙂

deryck popped up last night and sent $1,500. Here’s the screenshot. Not all the $500 are payments..some of them are payment requests. So I received 3 $500 payments from him and a $200 from fagarina.

There is a pending $500 pay request, deryck. Go pick it up!!

Oh yes and can not forget msub’s $300. fagarina also purchased $150 of GC’s for the M restaurant. I still want a few more hundred dollars of these gift certificates because I thought of a few more girls I want to take.

Updated MY amazon wishlist again. I really want both pair of Gucci sunglasses but especially the ones with the rhinestone stuff on the side. That GPS thingie is still sitting on there reminding Me how fucking pathetic you all are!

Oh fatmac sent VTG $150 the other day I forgot to mention.

Christ! It’s snowing relentlessly! I don’t think I’ll get to go to MY workout today and spinning has been canceled because of the crazy ass snow. I’ll have to stay home and treadmill in the basement. BOO HISS!

Want Princess to be your ANTI-VALENTINE!? Well that will cost you at least $200. So line up to make your valentine cash and prove your unconditional, undying, un-reciprocated love for ME.
Princess + your money = TRUE LOVE FOREVER

Update: Yes randy mersch tried to get better..but of course he came running back for more abuse..like they all do. he sent $400 tonight and now has a new fetish. Listening to Me flush the toilet. Yes he begged to hear Me flush it over and over. How weird is that? you dumbfucks always provide ME with such interesting dinner conversation.

Just came out from another wild night with the gym gang. Fuck ..I am staying home tomorrow. I need a rest. How the hell did I used to go out like 3 or 4 times a week like I did when I was a babydomme?? I sure can’t do it now..so anyway the girls were SOOO laughing their asses off at how quickly you guys started getting to My trainers wishlist. hahaha Looks like more was bought while we were out because now 16 items are gone.

sissy tommikins paid for 4 workout sessions ($260) and some guy name stu sent $200 while I was out partying too. I HEART getting cash while I’m out boozing it up til 3! What trained chimps you are!

sissy tommikins also got My trainer a new Tivo! Hurray for sissy tommikins. For your reward you can call ME back tonight, send ME more of your hard-earned cash then go out and suck strangers’ dicks in some sticky adult theater.

FUCK it’s getting COOOOOLD in here. I hate winter.

Update: 2.9.07
Didn’t want to make an entire new entry for this. I just got another $1,000 donation. This guys a total whore who pays and runs. Here’s a screenshot of the $1,000 from today, along with MY purchase of that dress last night that new David sent $400 cash for and george’s $1,000 tribute the day before.
Update: Woohoo Some guy named David just popped out of nowhere and sent $400 to buy this dress for a future photoshoot.

I sooo hope it fits right! I just ordered it! Hurray! Then the guy just disappeared.

Yay! Look what I woke up to this afternoon. $1,000 from slutty george. Send more you creepy little fucker! It’s so wacky how you send cash then don’t answer MY emails. What are you afraid of? Me?! Well yeah, don’t blame you there! hahaha Send Me another cool grand, old man!

Damned, My trainer’s wishlist is butch. Looks like someone bought Her another item. Who was the sucka this time?

Oh yeah forgot to mention I got a $200 money-order from some new cigarette fetish loser named mike who owes ME another $100.

My Updated Amazon Wishlist
HAHAHA My trainer already got 11 things off Her list. hahahahahahahahahahaha Fucking HYSTERICAL!

Update: Oooh I think I want this GPS thing for MY phone too.

vintage furfreak just spent over $300 on a pair of Dior sunglasses for ME. 🙂 he also picked up this leather case for My Treo. I wish Coach carried the little Treo carry case in black and not just khaki. 🙁

Princess fan. I hate your ass now! you now owe $1,000 if you ever want to chat with ME again! I expect the first $500 payment by midnight tonight..or I might have to use MY powers for evil..Remember..I know your name and address, fuckwad!

My fitness trainers amazon wishlist is up! It’s on the right side. I don’t want to call her by her real name on here.and making up one feels lame.so it’s just Personal Trainer to you. Yes that’s REALLY Her. Ain’t She all that and a bag of EAS bars?! I gotta get some pics of us together and really fuck with your ant-sized brains! We both want new matching GPS systems for our autos first thing. I already have one.but it’s really friggin bulky. I want a tinier one. So somebody get on that, like right now. hahaha!

While you’re staring..click this button and pay for more of MY training sessions. Put in the # of payments you want to pay for. Do a lot! Think of it this way.your money will not just be making ONE Strong Beautiful Woman happy but TWO Strong Beautiful Women happy. I get the best trainer in town..and She get’s to spend your cash too. Wow! Double your pleasure! Double OUR FUN!

Stupid email of the day.
Hallo Princess SIERRA,
i am bowing show all respect to YOU,
YOU are Amazing,Wonderfull,PRINCESS LADY,and,Incredible Full Feminity WOMAN., i am 28 male creature, pharmacist,married,and my Wife is pregnant, and we knew that the baby is Girl,and W/we would like,to have YOUR Blessings, for the Name SIERRA,to be for O/our Daughter,as are hopeing (She) to be looks like YOU,Princess. As,YOU Are the Perfect Lady Princess,Living. we are hopefully to get YOUR BLESSINGS FOR That.
our best regards,and all best wishes