Soo who’s been shopping for MY trainer?? I noticed someone bought ME the L-Word 3season box set.was that you, jimmy the lesbian’s powershopper? Well I havent been online that much cuz I am traveling. I got solar nails.well, I was sorta did it cuz 6 of us went to the spa and was there all damned day. They really are pretty, but I dont think I can deal with them. They are sports length but the undersides sorta gross me out. Like.. they can’t be so hygenic, shit can get caught between your real nail and the solar nail. They also don’t do much for the love life. I am always suspicious of lesbians with fake nails. heehee But anyway, right now I am enjoying how pretty they are, but I doubt I have the patience or the desire to maintain them. I’ll take a picture later.

Oh I don’t think I ever made an official announcement but that new members’ gallery is up. I’l check in tomorrow if I can get more free time.

Get to sending donations, fuckers. you THINK you can slack cuz Im on a trip?? I DONT fucking think so, fucktards!!!

Hi dummies! I’m out of town til next saturday.so don’t bother calling My home number cuz I won’t be answering it. If you have MY cell phone # count your blessings. you can text and call ME on that. I’ll be online checking in with MY little minions frequently. Left house boy with a giant list of chores! Oh I see Stevie’s printer has disappeared off Her list as well. Good for you, jimmy. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE MY new slimmer GPS. I used it from the drive from the airport today. It does tons of cool stuff!

HAHAHAHA! jimmy the secret shopper is still shopping like crazy for US and WE LOVE IT! he has now earned a new nickname jimmy the lesbian’s powershopper. Yes jimjim, keep flexing those shopping biceps at our amazon wishlists. you know we are watching it in anticipation and laughing and texting eachother every time you make a purchase.
So far he got BOTH Me and MY trainer matching GPS systems ($500+ each), fax machine for Me, $350 camera for Stevie, $200 tanning thingie for stevie and some bathing suits and under armour clothing for My trainer. YAY!!
hmmm I still want those Dior sunglasses, the weights, the Lword 3season box set and the backup camera and Stevie has her eye on that printer.  Keep it coming jimmy! We can’t get ENOUGH!

priest you owe Me another $500..or I will CONTINUE on MY rampage of destruction!

Im looking at these wishlists and its fucking amazing. you know My trainer already has 31 items and between MY sisters they have 450! Thats like soo much more than moneydommes who slave online everyday have ever made their entire career. HAHAHAAHAHHAA Fucking A. That’s gotta HURT! Damned! I ROCK THE HOUSE!

Holy shit someone bought MY trainer’s Garmin GPS! They tried to deliver to Her house yesterday but they were gone. We were laughing so hard on the phone. HEY! I want one too! She gets $500 gps and I get a fax machine? WTF? hahaha Go get Me a GPS too! heeeheee you no longer need to get the WOK and the Expansion card because some loser beat you to it. you can concentrate on the GPS, the Sunglasses, the L-Word and Stevie’s tanny thing right now. 🙂

Oh somebody else got Me a few books and a duffle bag. Oh you fucks do know I’ll be out of town March 16-March 26? But do not despair, I’m bringing MY cell phone and My laptop so I’ll be online at night.

Update: ooh I see the receipt for the fax machine and who sent it. hahaha Still reading MY website I see? Once an addict always an addict Ummmmm..go hit those wishlists again!

Today I got lots of packages! Stevie received 3 articles of golf clothing. (I’ll give them to her on saturday) She also recieved a pair of Nike Shox that I forgot to photograph. My fax machine got here already! hahaha! Who’s the secret shopper?? Damned loser, you are fast on the draw! Are you the same one who got Stevie’s camera? brad the fags little package showed up. 2 tubes of Mac Lipstick, Bobbie Brown concealer and My $30 mascara. Oh and a PEN he fucking threw into the mix.which I will treasure for the rest of MY life…NOT!
Oh and 3 pairs of pants from VS are in the photo too.

SOOo secret shopper guy..it would be SUPER NIFTY if you got your lame ass back to MY wishlist and got the WOK and the EXPANSION card for MY TREO. Oh and I’m still lusting for the GPS thingie. Stevie’s priority item of the moment is that tanning airfusion gun at the bottom. It needs a physical address so send it to ME.
Sierra Horizons
6478 Winchester Blvd #901
Canal Winchester OH 43110

For your shopping convenience, I will list all Amazon wishlist links below AGAIN.

friar fucked the Official Priest of the Universal Church of PRINCESS Our Blessed Lady of Misery, sent ME $300 more today. heehee I really love fucking with his head. All you fucking catholics can all stop bitching about My priest saying anti-religious shit, cuz I think it’s friggin funny and if it makes PRINCESS giggle then it couldn’t possibly be a bad thing because MY GIFT OF LAUGHTER is the SWEETEST THING ON EARTH.

twinkie sent ME $600 today! he was on the phone looking at MY photos almost CRYING because they were so beautiful and telling ME a thousand times how much he LOVES AND NEEDS ME. he’s soo sentimental. hahahahahaha Now he’s talking about exchanging necklaces. he wants to send ME a big diamond necklace and I’ll send him a macaroni on a string to wear around his neck every day and it will be like we’re a couple! hahahahahhaha

fatmac sent Veronica another $400 yesterday! Damned fatty! Did someone die and leave you a little something lately? you’ve been like a Supersized Energizer Bunny lately!

Oh stocking top slave..come out and play you fucking alcoholic FREEEAK!

The rest of you can STARE at this photo and send ME all your fuggin’ CASH!

Update: Isn’t weird that both of MY religious fanatics came out the same day? That jewish pig with the funny beard and pointy hat came back and sent $375 and the priest friar fucked sent $200 after attempting to scourge Princess from his soul for all of a week or something. hahaha.. jewish piggy has been put on meds! Didn’t I tell you fucking manic depressive perverts that NONE of you are allowed MEDS?? you were born to be depressed, manic, sexually obsessive etc for a reason..TO PAY ME! Flush those pills down the toilet and come to PRINCESS. NO THERAPY , NO MEDS, NO HOPE For you!!! I’m THE PRESCRIPTION for your ADDICTION, bitches and don’t you EVER forget it!

luvstosuckblackcock sent ME ummmm..either $200 or $300.I can’t remember offhand right now and vintage furfreak went absolutely NUTS for MY new photos and sent Me $1,000!

Stevie’s big box of Mac MakeUp arrived yesterday and She LOVED it all! Why haven’t one of you dumbfuck’s gotten Her the digital camera yet?? I don’t like repeating MYself! If you want more pics of Stevie, you will friggin BUY IT! Oh and somebody get the fax machine off MY amazon wishlist. I need a compact one and Mine stopped working yesterday.

Oh fatmac is still at it..he is so wrapped it’s not funny. Always buying Me and My gang and My Sisters everything our hearts desire. I see Veronica just got another $225 out of him.