yay! I just got $1,500 from italian paulo. Life has been crazy lately.it’s been like a freaking L Word episode. Lordy have mercy. Which by the way, I am now starting Season 3 of the LWord, jimmy. Not much to tell. I had a crazy friday night and today I have lounged around on MY ass on the couch the entire day, chilling, popping Excedrin, watching Tivo’d shows I missed throughout the week. OMG LOST was a goody! I haven’t even bothered changing out of MY pj’s today..which are SUPER cool cuz they have WonderWoman on them and you all know how much I LOVE WonderWoman!

Tonight, I’ll be taking calls.

Fuck..it’s picture taking time again I guess. Time for Me to think of some sexy get-up to wear. oh Joy.

Buy Princess Gift Certificates to an all-Lesbian Olivia Cruise. Don’t bother buying little ones. Just send $500-1,000 increments. you can buy several thousand if you want to cover more of the vacation. These vacations arent as posh as I am accustomed but they are all-Women! Woohoo! More info about Olivia Vacations.

sissy tommikins just lost $700 over My toothpic photo. HA! sissy tommikins is almost as fun as he is faggy and weak. I always watch Southpark and talk to him during the commercials. he expects nothing and RECOGNIZES the fact that he DESERVES nothing. I also like the fact that he is more twitterpated by My casual pics then MY foofoo posey photos. That’s why he’s one of MY faves. However, he doesn’t make enough to really intrigue Me. Get a second job tommikins!!!

Then vintage furfreak made MY day today by sending a $1,000 donation because I told him I was grumpy and he soo wanted to cheer Me up. I’ve been preoccupied and grouchy and PMSing. Cash always helps MY crampies! Ive been having an LWord marathon. Up to episode 8 now of Season 1. None of you perverts are allowed to watch LWord.

I don’t feel like yippyyapping with you freaks right now. Pay up perverts!

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Hello! Could MY hair look ANY hotter?!?!

hahaha stockingtop is Sooo stupid! he actually sent $1,500 friday night while I was boozing it up in a bar with MY little cell phone messages and post as MY only contact with him. We LOVE it, bitch and we will split it all up and laugh in your face!!!

Just had fatty send Me $250. he’s buying us dinner and paying for MY manicure later today. Can you say SUCKER PIE!?!? Oh lesbian’s power shopper has been sending gifts. I got My bowflex weight sets a few days ago and a BUNCH of expensive kerastase hair products. I need to go add more for him! I know you reading this jimmikins..how about you send some cash tonite while I’m out having fun.and you’re home alone dreaming of ME????

stocking top I will be out tonite. Buy 2 or 3 bottles of wine. Get real drunk again and send Me and Veronica $500 each. Then go to Stevie’s amazon list and get her that laptop! Remember..think of our legs, My stocking pics, are beautiful smiles, our addicting laughter..and we will think about your MONEY!!! IF you give in to our demands..you can call MY cell and listen to our drunk asses laugh at your DRUNKER ass. Like I told you..we get cute and funny when we’re drinking. you just get STUPID and SCREWED when you’re drunk. I’d take us up on our offer, because it’s the ONLY chance a drunken british stocking addicted fool will have at having drinks with hotties with totties like us! Yes, you can have cocktails with us tonite THROUGH THE CELL PHONE, bitch! That’s HOT, huh?? hahahahaha! Drinks are on you, tony! hahahaha

Yes, I know..you wanna run out and spoil us RIGHT this minute!!! Here’s Me and Stevie from a night out. Get hopping on the wishlists and tribute buttons, boys! Well as usual I waited til the last minute to do My taxes. I pay estimated taxes and I made a lot more than I did last year (and so did the I.R.S. ) I don’t think I have EVER had a year that I did not make more than the year before! Way to go buttmunches!

Celebrate by making a fat donation! After taxes I generally take a few days of R&R and hang around and catch up on other things and back away from the computer for a few days.but I’m back now, you sorry nutsacks!

Lots of goodies in the mail today. My trainer’s new pool cue and leather cue case showed up today and she loved it! I also got MY cell phone chargers, make up, hair product, coach purse and a bunch of other stuff! I love the new dock charger cuz I can charge the back up battery without it being in a phone. Hurray! Stevie says My little coach purse is so cute, She wants to hug it. hehe I also got another $500 from old man george. Send another! I received a $100 bill in the mail from some bozo and fatmac got stuck buying Me another pair of Nike Shoxx (this time in black) and $125 gift certificates at one of My favorite restaurants. Oh yeah forgot to mention the $300 cash he sent too. fatmac is officially SUCKA-zilla! For real! Do you know how long fatmac has been the shopping bitch for Me, My sisters, My girlfriends and friends?? For friggin EVER!!! Um..10 years maybe? he’s bought MY mom shoes, her partner shoes, hell he’s be-shoed the entire family! hahaha fatmac is like the grand-daddy of financial slaves! hahahaha he will pay ME and MY gang til he DIES!!!! Oh yeah, I also made him and munnyhunny send My sister $100 for Her bday. Stevie’s stupified personal shopper sent Her $300 Nordstroms GC’s. Way to go Stevie! Way to work him over on yahoo messenger. he certainly didn’t have a chance!

Stevie still hasn’t gotten Her laptop. What’s up with that, bitches???

jimmikins get that Kerastase conditioner on MY amazon wishlist too.

Yah..I know..you are all strange-ER.but I just logged into MY merchant account to check out if slave john sent the $200 he promised (which he did), when I noticed a $1,000 tribute sitting there from saturday night from some gerald in cleveland. Do I know gerald? Has gerald ever emailed ME? Has gerald ever called? NO NO NO. And I LOVE LOVE LOVE cash from nobodys who have absolutely NOTHING to say. Do I want more from you, gerald of cleveland??? YES YES YES!
HAHAHAHA

Oh fatmac bought Me some tbones from Omaha Steaks. I need some more MEAT bitches. Back on the protein.and it’s getting closer to grillling season.

Yes you SOOOO want to spoil us dontcha!?!

Update: Yay munnyhunny sent Me another $500 today! he said MY sexy toothpick picture got him. hehe My 3 Seasons of LWord finally showed up yesterday and MY new camera. Stevie received 2 sexy pair of shoes too.

Princess as She is most of the friggin time.
I really didn’t intend to post a picture of Me with a toothpick in MY mouth on MY site.but I sent this shot on MY phone cam to MY friend and thought it was so “Sierra” I just had to share.

jimmy those are the DIOR sunglasses you bought ME. I love wearing sunglasses on MY head cuz they sorta help control the big hair.