Stevie Nicks was Excellent. She’s freaking 59 years old!! She sounded great, looked great and wore her platform heels. Woot Woot! Had great seats but only My camphone. (Again)..cuz SOMMMMMEBODY forgot to charge Her battery for Her digital camera..(not Me). Boooooo!
Fantastic time!

big lou sent another $200. MORE MORE MORE loulou!! toiletbrush popped up from the abyss and sent $250, $75 from dude from lebanon, $400 from smalldick SD. Oh yes and the baboon got Stevie an ipod speaker thingie from Her Amazon wishlist as well as a few things off MY amazon wishlist.

Gonna be gone for a few days for the holiday! toodle loo dickfucks!

russel the baboon sent $600! sharon the girl slave sent $500 and amsterdam ham sent $500. fatty bought Me an expensive pillow for MY aching neck. Not much else to tell!

Woohoo. I got a concert this week. 4th row to Stevie Nicks. Yeh yeh. I know some of you are like “whooptie-doo, Stevie Nicks”..but we love Stevie Nicks and 80’s music. Would have gotten 1st row if we knew about it earlier.

Fuuuuuuck. I twisted My neck or something a few days ago and I’m sooo sore. Havent been able to workout or do much of anything. Can barely drive cuz I can’t look over MY shoulder. Shoulders and neck hurt so friggin bad. I hope it gets better soon because I do NOT want to have to go to a chiropractor or something. I DON’T like people touching ME besides the Woman I’m sleeping with. I don’t like massages, facials, chiropractors, fuck I can barely stand when the shampoo girls shampoos MY head unless She’s majorly cute. So anyway, I’m in agony. Took a muscle relaxant last night and it didn’t help..it just made Me fall asleep.

There’s the priest having dindin with some unsuspecting senior citizens. Some foreign readers have been digging up some very interesting tidbits on this freak.

Check this out.
Translator says: The olden times value priest F. van Damme f. s. o. has as of 15 September honorary discharge gotten as a curate of the parishes H. Pancratius and H. Martinus to Heerlen.

Honorable My ass! hahahahaahaaha

I had a blast! Friday to Sunday nonstop partay!
I made some cash too! sissy tommikins sent $700 and bought My trainer a new wine cooler and a few leather bracelets. big lou! Who the fuck are you!? I see you made $900 BIG GAY DONATIONS! HURRRAY! I don’t know who you are, but what a fun surprise to see all those donations sitting there from an unannounced stranger! How about some MORE!?!? The ukranian also made $500 Big Gay Donations and deadman dan sent $200 Big Gay Donations! father flatulance (the first priest) got scared shitless by My tirade on the fucker priest and sent $500 to attone for his sins. Pretty good haul for someone who hasn’t been home all weekend.

I didn’t wear MY new ShadyBrady hat, fatty. It was really nice, but just it wasn’t really ventilated enough to keep Me cool. I wound up wearing My slightly squished old cowboy hat.

It’s Pride Weekend! I’ll be gone all Weekend. I will check emails from the cell phone and will occasionally respond to texts if I am not too hammered or heat-stroked. Pay while I play! I’ve made BIG GAY Donation Buttons for your spending convenience! See ya monday or sunday!
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