Here’s a little assignment for one of you hair addicts. I want a back up hair dryer. I can’t find the one I have and love anywhere online, so someone is going to have to go to Sally’s beauty and get it for Me and ship it. I think it runs somewhere around $100 but I’m not completely positive.
Get MY hairdryer

update: $300 from jimmy jizm hand.

Hey everybody! I just got done talking to My newest slave raymond on the phone. he sounds like 100 years old but says he’s just 80. This old fart just bought Me $2,500 gift cards from Brookstone for My massage chair. he liked when I called him freakpie.but since he’s like OLD.I’m gonna call him grandpa freakpie. hahaha, really..his voice is soo totally amusing.it is all warbly. he says he has been reading MY page for the last 17 hours. hahaha So anyway, grandpa freakpie is the newest member of the minion family. he promises to fedex ME $1,600 in a few days too. I’m so happy to get this Imedic chair and not the cheaper I-joy one I had on MY wishlist. This expensive one totally feels like someone is massaging your neck..that I-joy one I was thinking about doesn’t really do the neck that well.

turdeater bought a few things today too off MY amazon wishlist. A lawn mower, coffee maker, and a Logitech universal remote.

I just took advantage of fagarina! Made him buy ME a smaller flat screen tv (26″) for My gym, another Sonicare toothbrush and a dvd player for the gym too. hahaha SUCKER! Oh and screwy louey also got that other Goddess of Flowers framed art I wanted. 🙂 Have a drink to celebrate, louey! Then come back and shop some more.

Going on vacation the second week of November. All Lesbian Vacation. Not a man in sight for 7 days and nights. Aaaaaaahhhh..pure friggin bliss! Wish it was 2 weeks instead of just one though. We are planning another big tropical vacation sometime in april or may. Many spending opportunities abound for you freaks in the future.

SHOP MY AMAZON WISHLIST

Congrats to My friend Michelle who got our $100 back from tow truck Charlie. She put so much pressure on him that he cracked like a boiled egg!.. A big fat furry boiled egg with a ZZtop beard and bad breath.

Ok.I was gone this weekend. Camping trip. Well not a real camping trip. Just a few gay girls in a tent, with a leaky blow up mattress, jello shots and smores. It was lots of fun. I just checked My email and discovered that some newbie boob sent $600. his name is raymond! Way to go raymond! How about another $500?? you KNOW you wanna give send more! Old man tim popped up outta no where and sent $700 while I was gone too! Oh yeah, screwy louie sent Me $200. Nice! The only thing better than making a boatload of money on the internet is making a boatload of money while your out with friends and not lifting a single finger or communicating with ya bunch of lackeys. Oh sissy tommikins!!! My trainer wants those shoes and you have been designated the shoe shopper. Get your faggoty ass in gear and get them!

That embed video seemed to slow My journal..so here’s the baboon and deryck hula special as a link.

Just got the mail and some nice gifts. Hey screwy louie that framed art FINALLY arrived. I think I wrote you an email bitching about how long it took. It arrived today. I love it! Come out, My little vermin, and buy Princess more gifts and send more chubby donations!

complete fool sent $400 to his Glorious Queens! How I love getting super crispy $100 bills in the mail. Oh and the Gucci perfume arrived today too.

I HEART MY orange roses!

I just exploited deadman dan outta $600! Always a pleasure ya little freak! hahaha! I made twinkie do some shopping for Me.blew threw about $300. cheesedick the cheeseking just sent $300. I received another pretty bouquet of flowers from toiletbrush. Orange roses. Really lovely bouquet!

My back is feeling better!! Maybe the mattress is working it’s magic. Fingers are crossed! Every night it seems to get more comfortable.

Oh note to that asshole who said he would buy Me that gift off amazon and didn’t..just wanted to continue to “yack about” it. We’ve gone through this before, you fucking cocksucker. Sometimes you buy..but most of the time you are a fucking jerkoff trying to beat around the bush forever before making the purchase. you will continue to be BLOCKED until I see the item that we discussed DISAPPEAR from MY wishlist and you forward ME a copy of the receipt. Eat shit and die, you fucking nutslime.

Damned it. you can see the gum in My mouth. Note to Self: Remove gum before all photo opps!

Me and Stevie just keep getting HOTTER! MUY CALIENTE!!!

you are all so SCREWED!

Princess+Stevie = U screwed²

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