*Some guy named techdude got rid of the red eye that it had earlier today. Much improved!

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$400 from vintage furfreak and $300 from that wacky cokehead randy mersch.

I had to wake up bright and early because I have some running to do today but look what I found in MY mailbox. 13 crispies from grandpa freakpie!

Last night I saw him on webcam for the first time. Me and MY girlfriend watched as he danced around in speedos and made him draw a mustache on himself. We laughed our asses off when we first saw his face. he is sooo “crypt keeper”. Afterwards, I made him pour juice from a habanero down his geriatric prick and bunghole.

Oh yeah, the baboon is having another fit. he was so worked up and chattering like a chimp last night! I got $400 out of him. We want monkey-cam, baboon!! Get it set up and dance monkey, dance!!!

Update: Another $200 from grandpa freakpie arrived today. Also in the photo is the leather bolero jacket Princessfan purchased.

Yay! I just woke up and found an email from that old guy george saying he sent ME $1,000. Haven’t heard from him for a bit. I thought you were old until grandpa freakpie came around!
This merchant account got a new look. I like the old green and white one better. 🙁

Just a quickie update:

Had another guy call who was snorting coke named antoine. First time caller and he did $500. amsterdam ham sent $200. My coffee table and end table showed up today! Entertainment center won’t be here until next week. It’s so fun getting new furniture! Oh yeh and MY new pots and pans that Princessfan were delivered today too.

Yo Princessfan! The fucking remote control is BACK on MY wishlist again. you BETTER get your FUCKING credit card in order.I wanted that FUCKING thing yesterday!!! FIX the order, bitch!

update again: My new marble-top accent table just showed up. *Picture removed to make page load faster) I really love it.

It’s not staying there, but I’m in the process of moving throwing out old furniture and moving in new stuff. This is the first room I’m redoing. Oh lou, you can see the very bottom of the yellow Goddess framed art you sent Me.

update: Princessfan made an online tribute of $200, bought the universal remote, a Bettie Paige shirt and this cookware set from MY amazon wishlist. he also bought ME the second leather bolero jacket I wanted.

I just got off the phone with grandpa freakpie and made him drink his old man pee for the first time. he’s gonna buy a webcam.oh this should be interesting! he’s sending another $200 in the mail tomorrow.

grandpa freakpie has been so good. he just called and volunteered another $500 which I just got done running. 🙂 Oh I also received a nice crispy in the mail from him and his passport photo which I photographed and added to his livejournal. .
hahahahaaha Isn’t he a total shriveled raisin head?

My new faucets all showed up! I can’t wait to get them installed. Oh yeh and the swimsuit toiletbrush got MY for GF for vacation showed up, but the material doesn’t look as pretty as it did in the picture and the top doesn’t fit correctly. I’ll be sending it back for something else for Her.

Oh yeh and smalldick SD sent $250 today. BIG yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

So The Number 23 was a no-go. We got the movie in and it played the previews then flashed PARENTAL VIOLATION and shut off. Never had that happen before! Is there some sort of setting on MY dvd player that I am suppose to change so that doesn’t happen? I put in mel gibson’s apocalyptic and it’s rated R too and worked just fine so I’m not sure what gives. Gibson is one sick fuck. Im gonna get MY nails done. I’ll update later tonite maybe.

My massage chair is FINALLY coming tomorrow and MY coffee table and end table should be here the day after! I’m sure you are all THRILLED to know that I “think” I decided on MY livingroom paint finally. Base color London Morn and glaze color Bayleaf.
Here’s a sample pic.

I’ll be accepting calls tonight. I have been hard to catch on the phone lately. I was gone last night and Us girls had a BLAST. After our spinning class and showers, we did our dive bar karaoke thang! We laughed so hard all night! I have the FUNNEST bunch of girl pals! ya’ll had to see Stevie’s Britney VMA dance impression last night. hahahahaha It was soo good. You have no idea! So anyway, when I got home My caller I.D. was totally filled up again. If you are fiending for a phone call, you should try tonight or thursday because I’ll be out of town friday and all day saturday until late. Also My internet was down most of the afternoon, but I did manage to log in on MY phone to Aim messenger and also check emails. I got a new modem today and had it and the router relocated upstairs. (I had it in the basement before and I think it made the signal weaker.) Things seem to be running better now!

Anyway, looks like I will be traveling for over a week in october too as well as vacationing in november. When the fuck am I going to get to get time to do all the redecorations/renovations I want to get done??? grrrr Next weekend I have a road trip too. Things have been pretty hectic and you know how your Princess loves veggin’.

Soooo fagarina’s Lowes giftcard already showed up today. grandpa freakpie sent another crispy $100 bill and a color photo of him, but I am still waiting on it. I’m sure his pic will be a hoot and a half! vintage furfreak is still on one and sent another $500. hmm..wow..That’s the only donation I got today so far! What the hell is wrong with you bastards?? Somebody is slacking, bitches!

My Girl is staying the night. Gonna stay in, do calls, play online and watch The Number 23. Did it suck much?

Leave Britney Alone!
OMG had to share this.

Oddly enough, I’ve been getting subs asking Me what I think about the entire Britney ordeal. I really don’t care much. She never did anything for Me. She looks to be on drugs now.

Ok. For those of you with Nintendo Wii..should I make a guy buy ME one? Is it really that great of a game system? Is it exhausting to play? I’m thinking about making someone buy one this week, but I’m not sure if I’d really use it. I mostly just wanna play Zelda! How does it compare to XBox and Playstation 3?

Yay got new faucets coming for the kitchen and bathrooms! I’ve been looking at countertops again. I keep saying I’m going to have new ones installed but then I get busy. I’m thinking about Silestone. Anyone have it?