Giving Christmas to Princess

Giving Christmas to Princess

Update: My suitcases are definitely coming, he sent the tracking #! he got the 21 and the 26.
Isn’t My luggage adorable?
Lucky fuckers! Here’s another pretty face shot.
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I’m sorta digging MY fleeting tan .so here’s another one. OMG can we say “GOOD HAIR DAY!” ? Look at those perfect little curlies. Of course, it does that when I had nowhere to go today but spinning. It would be nice if those curls would POP like that Friday and Saturday night too!

Today we are going to discuss how each of you are going to give CHRISTMAS to Princess. Not only are you GIVING Me Christmas, you will be handing ME over your Christmas, your children’s Christmas, and your wife’s Christmas. You will be giving your FAMILY’s Christmas to PRINCESS. Let’s face it. Kids these days are friggin brats. Ipods, Wii’s, laptops,Guitar Hero, Cellphones, Xbox’s Gadgets and Gidgets are totally stunting your little herd’s brains. your kids don’t read. They don’t play an instrument and truthfully, are any of them especially gifted in ANYTHING? Oh yeah, little johnnie can text 200words a minute with one hand.. That doesn’t count as gifted and talented. you’ve made your children fat and stupid. Do your un-extraordinary litter a favor and buy each one of them the gift of learning. A book. For less than $15 you can help your child expand his/her mind, celebrate Christmas, and save your Christmas cash for the REAL meaning of Christmas. PRINCESS!!! Not only are books inexpensive, they are easy to wrap. Now with all the money you saved buying your offspring a book and a candycane for Christmas, you can invest that Christmas cash in PRINCESS. Fill those stockings with left-over halloween candycorn and crossword puzzle books and you’re good to go. Quite honestly all the junk you buy your brats is setting them back– making them less self sufficient, killing their creativity, turning their brain into jelly, making your kids X-box zombies. Give your MONEY TO PRINCESS. Do it for the CHILDREN!!!

I expect each one of you to email Me with the estimated date of arrival and dollar amount of this year’s Christmas bonus. you don’t even have to cash the sucker..just sign it over to SIERRA HORIZONS and fed-ex it to Me the same day.

Are you single? Instead of wasting finances traveling to visit family and exchanging gifts. Stay home. Sit in front of your computer on christmas night staring at your favorite photo of PRINCESS SIERRA. Perhaps if you want to be especially festive you can photo copy a bunch pictures of My divine face. Cut them into little circles, fashion little ornaments out of them and decorate a tinky little Christmas tree with them. Then you can sit at home in your favorite red panties, with a cup of piss-eggnog and think of MOI. It’s best to spend the holidays with the ones you love..and I should be the ONLY ONE you love. If by chance friends and relatives do give you gifs RETURN THEM ALL to the store they were purchased at or sell them on ebay and give Me all the proceeds.

Christmas is the time for giving..giving it all to PRINCESS.

tally for the last few days $650 from sharon’s husband, $150 from western union man, $150 anonymous, $500 from the ukraine, $200 from the cheesedick the cheeseking. $75 anonymous. Also Princess fan bought 2 designer suitcases for Me.but I am not really counting them all the way until I get the tracking # on them. HURRY the fuck up and send that tracking # you piece of shit!

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tittyboy’s never-ending humiliation

tittyboy's never-ending humiliation

Oh friggin EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (Warning: tittyboy’s action pics are not safe to view from work or on a weak stomach!)

tittyboy slutted it up on his webcam. Guy was in and out of there in like 15 minutes.

Omg I have this drunk french guy on his webcam spilling paint on his carpet. he just sent Me $600 to make him dump orange paint on his new carpet. hahaha Fucking Riot! I keep thinking I have seen it all..and then some new lamebrain pops up with some hairbrain idea. hahahaha! WTF is wrong with you men? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Thanksgiving weekend is over and it’s back to normal again. Oh and back to My redecorating rampage! Picking out paint for the den tomorrow. I think I know what colors I am going with finally. I still need to decide on a new coffee table for the den and I think I am going to put in new tile around the wood stove. I bought new curtains, throw pillows and some trinkets for the den this weekend. Bought these MYself because it’s too hard to match color and texture on the internet.

Put the christmas tree up.this year it’s all done in silver and purple.


Really..can My nose get anymore perfect??

Oh I have some new items I want immediately, including some new luggage. Anyway, I need new luggage because it seems that every time I fly internationally the dumbfucks who search My luggage break MY zippers and I will be needing new luggage for MY upcoming travels.

Will be working on updating wishlists tonight. Prepare for some hardcore shopping, boys.

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Attempt at O-H-I-O Cheer in Walmart Wearing OSU Cheerleader Uniform

photo lost:(   slave journal below:
The Walmart cashier was kind enough to take this pic for me to show that i bought the sports tampons while wearing my OSU cheerleading uniform as ordered by Sgt. Stevie. Unfortunately, she also started ringing up the groceries of the man behind me too! So then i had to wait there even longer as she fixed my order and removed his items. Then she didn’t have enough pennies for my change and had to call for another Walmart worker to bring her more pennies! But the man behind me happened to have enough pennies to give her five for a nickel, which was very sweet of him.

Due to my hectic schedule, this was the only time i would be able to go make a video in my Ohio State cheerleader uniform by this weekend as ordered by Sgt. Stevie. But there were a few things about going so late this night that made it as bad as going in the middle of the afternoon on a typical day. One thing is the fact that Walmart is one of only a couple places still open after 3 a.m.; another thing is that the bars have just closed so this is the only place any drunk might still be able to go besides home; and the parking lot was still half full since it was actually early Thanksgiving morning and last-minute shoppers were still out! Plus the store is full of stockboys and third-shift ladies who weren’t too busy to follow me around the store and get their friends to look at me too!

So i parked in front of the set of doors that didn’t look as crowded. that was a mistake because those doors were locked and i ended up walking all the way across the parking lot in front of a group of smokers (male and female) who were standing out there obviously noticing and talking about my outfit which was very noticeable even from a distance and then staring even harder as i got close and had to walk right past them to go inside.

Once inside, i hunted for an abandoned shopping cart to put my purse and video camera in, but i noticed a few different people following me around the store–mostly the men, but one woman as well. i went to the sporting goods section to hunt for pom pons and didn’t find any. So i went ahead and did a little O-H-I-O cheer making the shape of each letter with my body as you can see in the youtube video.

Then i went and got sports tampons as i was instructed to get by Sgt. Stevie and since there was a woman with a child in line in front of me, i wanted to spare scaring the kid and strolled around the women’s clothing section. After the line was gone, i went to the cashier and asked her to take a pic for me so i could prove i bought them while still dressed that way. But the line wasn’t empty for even 30 seconds and a tall man got in line right behind me. You can see that in the pic above. then after the delays already mentioned, i headed to the door and a lady working there wished me a happy Thanksgiving!

As i was walking toward my car, i noticed a car parked beside and a little behind mine with a guy sitting inside it! That car was in a different location when i went in, so i am thinking he must have been one of the guys who saw me go in. i didn’t know if he was going to proposition me or just watch me or try to follow me! But he didn’t proposition me or follow me, so i guess he just wanted to watch. The only thing that worries me is that he surely had time to get my license plates and will certainly know my car if he ever sees it again.

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western union man keeps getting screwed!

western union man keeps getting screwed!

heehee! I just got $900 from western union man, a blowdryer and tshirt from fatmac, $100 moneybookers from some german, $100 from screwy louey, $100 from a new guy and $400 from terrance.  $150 target gift card, $100 cash and 2 $75 sweaters.

Now that I’m unpacked, I think it’s time for Me to start concentrating on work-outs and eating healthy again, MY remodeling and redecorating projects and of course SHOPPPPPPPing!

Took a self portrait bathroom picture to show you all My tan. It’s not super dark, but it’s some color!

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your MAKER is BACK!

your MAKER is BACK!

Princess speaks and wormboys listen! amsterdam ham has already purchased ME another another Canon PowerShot SD500. I’m not going to worry about getting the other one fixed. They said it would probably cost over 175$. Mighta well just get a new one at that price. I really love this camera, but it broke in only 9 months. I won’t be taking this one to the beach again.

I’m baaaaack! Taking names and maxing cards. Well I’m a bit disappointed in the amount of tributes I have received while I was on vacation. $200 from screwy louey, $500 from vintage furfreak, $500 from deadman dan, $200 from twinkie and $100 from some guy named robert. Oh yeah and I received a $200 money order in the mail. you, FUCKS SUCK!! you fucking slackers! I shouldn’t have to babysit you pathetic sluts! I should have gotten at least 3 times that much while I was away enjoying MYself! Heads are going to roll, bitches!

Ok.so I’m back but I’m not too bummed because I know I will be back somewhere tropical for a week in just 6 months. I demand full compensation for My May vacation!

Princess fan: Is that leather dress coming?? When will it arrive??

Fuuuck going through MY voicemail and there are like 140 messages. Why the fuck would so many of you morons call when you KNOW I’m not here? What a bunch of fucktards!

Oh this is the camera that got fucked up. I want another one! Someone run like the wind and buy it for Me!
Oh and if you are the person who bought this for ME. “jimmikins” send ME the receipt or whatever you got from amazon. I might try getting this one repaired if I can get a hold of proof of purchase. Looks like it was bought in march or april 2007. If you purchased that camera for Me..email Me asap. I loved that camera!

Oh look at the shit I got emailed to ME! hahahaha!

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Remember that “fire ant” guy? Well, look what he’s been up to! WHERE DA FUCK do you fuckers come up with stupid shit? hahahahaha! We were in the airport when this flashed across MY cellphone. We were laughing so hard, you don’t understand. hahahaha!
F R E A K S!!!

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Fun in the sun, biotches!

Fun in the sun, biotches!

Update: It’s the 17th now.vacation is almost over. I’ll be around on monday and ready to get back to wallet raping and destroying psyches. Guess what!? We just booked for our next vacation in May! We got a small discount ($200 off each person) if we paid for it while we were here. I am SOOOOOO only doing all-lesbian vacations from now on. This has been awesome! Hopefully, there’s more hotter, younger Women next time. We also want to go to the Turks and Caicos vacation in November 2008..so start saving up for that, boys. This place even has gift certificates.

Sand was too dark and the water wasn’t as blue as I hoped for. 🙁 Dropped My Canon PowerShot in the sand on the third day and now the zoom lense is stuck and the monitor is giving Me an error 18 and have had to take camera phone pics for half of the vacation. Oh yeh, and they broke the zipper on one of suitcases, which is stressing Me out. Besides this, we really enjoyed ourselves. We ate waaaay too much, met a lot of new friends, totally relaxed and both got tans (well MY face is pretty much just burnt)! I love MY vacations and you bottom dwellers are going to continue to provide ME and MY girl with as many as I want!


At the Pool

On the Beach

Lots of old lesbians
My face is FRIED! It’ sooo hot here. Having a blast but the drinks are too sweet and the Women are all butch! We are off to breakfast and I think we are going to go to swim with the dolphins in this small private group today and do some Sunset Cruise thang. I’ll update again!
ta!!

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Great Vacation

Wanted to be the first to send PRINCESS SIERRA money when SHE went on vacation. Just sent pay pal $220. i also sent the beautiful SIERRA’S STEVIE a gift of perfume off of her wish list. Her beauty is also amazing! What a gorgeous police officer. How did she know i was so small and wimpy. When i read her journal i just melted into the wimp i am. i wish i could watch PRINCESS on HER trip SHE must be such a GODDESS out there. i bet all the girls want her! i am so weak i have been hiding a little because i can not resist SIERRA’S STEVIE AND PRINCESS in the least. i will do what ever they want. i will be doing humiliating videos this weekend while PRINCESS is gone. SHE will be having fun and i will be serving HER. EVERYONE please send HER money and also buy off of SIERRA’S STEVIE’S wishlist.

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