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*********THIS AWESOME PICTURE OF ME IN THE HOTEL MIRROR HAS BEEN MOVED UP SEVERAL POST SO THAT MY READERS COULD LONGER ENJOY MY IMMENSE BEAUTY******************
Picture of ME this morning all pony-tailed and casual. “Cheese, bitches!” Yeh, it’s a hotel bathroom. Some of you boys know I’ve been traveling for a few days. Not a good time to fly. Lost our luggage the first day. Of course it was easy to fill out the luggage claim report on My pink and fabulous suitcases. All 3 suitcases were delivered the next day, but it’s never fun using that crappy hotel conditioner in MY hair. Behold our “product”. I’m sure the maid loves us. What the hell was she doing with all those little towels under our stuff? Yep, that’s the blow dryer you bought Me ,fatmac.
Anyway, this is more business than pleasure.so I’ll be online and forwarding MY calls to the different places I stay. I’ll be answering all MY emails. Oh today I’m going to play guineapig grandpa. We’re going to see how many straight pens he can stick in his nutsacks. Find out if wasabi hurts more than jalepeno sauce when pored down a prickhole. he also has a wood burning tool that heats up to 1050 degrees F. It gets so hot he can sauter things with it. We’re going to see if he can write My intials in his weathered old flesh.
Update: lou-zer otherwise known as screwy louey already got the vacuum. There’s one less thing on My xmas shopping list. I hate going to the crowded mall, I hate holiday shopping and I hate getting out in this weather to spend MY cash on other people. That’s why all of you are going to be MY personal shoppers. HoHoHo you lucky holly-jolly fucks! lottalip got the Mimosa floor lamp off MY amazon wishlist. Hurray!! $100 from some new guy from ireland. I really have a hard time understanding irish guys on the phone, they sound like they are chewing a sock. $300 from stewey.
Can you guys see the VS wishlist? I can see it when I click it, but I’m receiving some reports that it doesn’t show up on aol browsers? Umm.. I’m not sure ,but try cutting and pasting it in your browser to see it, for some reason clicking it doesn’t seem to work.but cutting and pasting it does. Strange. If you still can’t see it, drop Me an email and I’ll send you an invite to it.
Wanna Do Some Christmas shopping for ME?
Here’s My Victorias Secret wishlist. The large size items are for ME and the Medium is for My GF. It looks like its the same item over and over but the panties are all in different colors and designs.
Vacuum. fulfilled! I have one of these and love it. Want to give it to a friend.
Hottopic giftcertificates for a teenage girl in the family. $100 should do it. EDIT Make it $200
the cat fountain thingie off MY amazon wishlist for a friend. Playstation 3 fulfilled! also near the top of My amazon wishlist for Me! I’ll be adding more stuff soon as I find all the links.
APPLY for A Gas Card and make Me an authorized user then send Me the card. Well the guy who has been paying for My gascard for like ummm..3 years or some shit, stopped his card the other day. 🙁 Boo Hiss. FUCKER!! Actually I think last year I told him he could quit it december 2007 when he was bitching about the big expense..but ya know, I really didn’t mean it. I’m going to call him and see if I can get him to get it re-opened, but in the meantime, I’m going to need another gas card PRONTO! It’s so sad having to buy gas when I haven’t bought it for 3 years!!! Exxon is MY favorite, but I will settle for Shell too. Hop to it! This is a marvelous Xmas gift for your PRINCESS.
