The first picture shows the color I painted the guest room.  I stuck a different light bulb in and it’s no longer minty. Yay! The second picture features MY ever mischievous smile. hmm looks like it’s time to cut MY 2 little forehead curls they are getting super long again.

Ok Ive been all super busy with house stuff and running errands and watching 3 seasons of The Office,  so here’s a recap of the things I got the last day or two.  hairlip got the priority art and 2 pillows I wanted, amsterdam ham sent $500, $300 from lucky O’ fucker,  $250 from gunner, $200 for the portuguese slave and a cool duvet cover set from MY amazon and 2 matching pillows.

grandpa when is that $570 coming in the mail??  you fucking fossil! I am so going to make you suffer!  you are so fucking stupid, I want to rip your nutsack off, deep fry it and feed it to you!  mrobot is out of cash so I’m making him sell his guitar and amp.  Hey tittyboy! Did your chastity device for your piercing get there yet?  And louZer, I don’t think you’ve taken Me shopping or made a donation for at least two weeks!  Get your hairy fairy ass to MY donation page and make yourself useful!

We are staying in tonight and watching flicks.  I will probably take phone calls if you send a big enough offering before hand. Tata for now!

Update:  PRIORITY SHOPPING ITEMS  Get both of them, they are from the same store. 

2 of these pillows 

This wall art 34×34 Received!

Fucking A! I had a busy weekend. On Saturday we went on a St. Patty’s all-day Pub Crawl. It started at 11 a.m.!  We had a blast! Oh yay! My dresser and night stand for the guest room arrived.  I had the carpet in there shampoo’ed and repainted the bedroom a light green.  I still havent decided if I like the paint yet.  It was a  bit more minty then it looked in Lowe’s..I was hoping for more of a sage color.  I’ll have to look at it a little longer.  ANYway!  I got a new mailbox.  From now on ship all BIG items..furniture, heavy art work, lamps ect to this address: 

Sierra Horizons   1933 E. Dublin Granville Rd #104, Columbus OH 43229.  The Winchester Blvd address is still open but I’m going to start using the other one for the time being and see which one I like the best.  Scribble it down in your address books, cellphone books and wallets because I have a LOT of shopping for you old farts to do!  Ok I’m running late. Take note of the new shipping address, I have to go to get ready for spinning class.

Today I got $600 from oliver who is so totally smitten.   Yes oliver, I want to take EVERYTHING from you..and not just your money.soo SOO much more!  simon sent $500.  Hahaha! I love it simon! But I think you owe ME another $500 for being a fucking dunce!  you canceled your weekly lovetax after your last bout with guilt, you fucking buttinski!  Take out that credit card and repent of your sins, bitchboy! 

fagarina you better be getting your easter outfit ready, it’s coming up! tittyboy got his new piercing for his chastity device! FUNNY!  Woohoo! Let’s lock it up and throw away the key!

K I’ve been running around most of the day and I’m exhausted. Heading to bed early tonight.  Buhbye, suckahs!

update:  Look what arrived from The Queen of Diamond’s Unroyal fool!  $500 Super Crispy Crispies! Keep sucking that vagrant cock, you aussie fruitbasket!!  The Dynamic Duo is SOOO laughing at you!!  Oh and I just got $300 tribute from that lamefuck pete square. hahahahahaha! I so hate your ass, bitch!!

Secret message to baby baboon:

baby baboon, I know that wretched baboon is trying to hold you and baboon #2 hostage and stifle your “creative” urges.  I see that you added ME to your yahoo messenger.  Message Me and we will plan your escape!  baboon never gives you and baboon #2 the recognition you deserve.  Princess is your friend.  Together we will take down that baboon and free the crazy monkies FOREVER!!

heeheee

lucky O’ fucker kept Me quite amused with his antics on webcam tonight.  he looked like something off of a Monty Python movie.

I’m gonna go add up how much O’fucked sent Me..I think it’s $600 or $700  (it was $600).  he got to take a peek at Perfection tonight on webcam..so of course he couldn’t resist.

The day is already starting out nicely despite My terrible menstrual cramps. $100 from pete, $200 from lucky O’ fucker.  Call tomorrow after spinning class, you lucky irish mcfucknugget because We wanna watch you on cam and collect more of your cash!  bemyboss sent a $500 gift certificate. 

 And who sent this $100 gift certificate from amazon today?

umm. you will have to be able to tell Me what the note said before getting any credit for sending Me this puny little tidbit of a gift.

Not much to new happening around here. Just spending the day toying with dorks on the internet and trying to keep MY tootsies warm.

Soo get a load of that crazy snow. It’s nuts for this time of year.  So we were trapped indoors all weekend.  Watched lots of movies and all of all of Office Season 1.  We made some sort of Sage/Garlic chicken friday night, then spaghetti with whole-wheat pasta the next night.  Finished some projects, relaxed,  had some alone time,  and drank a lot of wine.    All in all it was a nice weekend, but I’m kinda stressing about all the furniture I am suppose to be receiving this week and wondering how they are going to get it delivered because the snow drifts are like 4 feet high.  Hopefully it doesn’t freeze tomorrow because MY walkway is going to be slick.  With all the boxes I get, I’ll be losing dozens of fedex, dsl, ups, usps delivery guys left and right on MY driveway.

This wordpress thing is still driving Me nuts. Soon as I get one thing fixed, I find something else that isn’t what I hoped for.  If I don’t get this author thing worked out.I might have to keep you “friends” on livejournal.  grumble grumble grumble.  It will take a few more days for Me to know. Hold off on cutting and pasting all your journals into the new system until I give you all the go-ahead.  Oh you don’t have to use gravatar anymore.  All registered users can now upload their own user pics.  They are normal sized now too. 🙂  So if you are commenting, be sure to go to your admin and upload a picture of something.  Makes the comments more interesting to read.

So this annoying shit named heath sent $700 cash.  fagarina lost another $200.  terrance did $400 and reborn Sierraist did $300 and $100 from some passing lowlife.  My new black photography backdrop, another pair shoes for MY gf, a dress for Me and another battery recharger all arrived. 

tampon boys: It’s that time of the month again.  Get out yer plugs!