Yay! Princess fan got Me this bikini. 

yo Unroyal Fool! your cash came and it’s nice and crispy! Woohoo!  The Queen of Diamonds is PLEASED! 🙂  Oh and Me and Veronica are TOTALLY laughing our royal asses off at you and your waaaAAAAY lame emails!  Sending Shoes to australia is super expensive.  Veronica thinks She deserves another $100 for postage and handling..man-handling. heehee Get that in the mail asap!  If you don’t eat lunch for a few weeks, you’ll be able to afford it.  I recommend you scavenge through the employee lounge’s garbage cans for cast-off munchies..or maybe filch from the employee lounge refrigerator and steal your co-workers’ lunches. hahaha!

$200 from the ukraine and $150 from pedro.

Update:  Oh here’s one of the vacations we want to take next year.  It’s a cruise..One of you should pay for the entire thing!    This is for 2, so hit pricing and know you will be paying that twice..we want one of the big rooms!!  I really don’t want to collect a bunch of tributes for it, I just someone to pay for it ALL.  We also plan on going to Provincetown for Women’s Week in October and I want to take some other vacation somewhere between october and may..so there will be lots of spending opportunities for you, Sierra sheep.

   oliver twisted dropped $1,100 today!  Remember oliver, I will take EVERYTHING from you! And I mean everything.  terrance couldn’t resist MY new photos and sent $450 and a new bikini from latex lover.  Ummm Princess fan..looks like you were too slow and missed your chance to get the sale bikini. Now you have to buy the expensive one.  That will teach you NOT to snooze, biotch!

Well the muslin loser has served a bunch of Dommes before but he never has paid Me. Since this is the first time, I decided to get some photos of him doing naughty things against allah and send Me $450 today. I’ve had bad catholic priests, bad orthodox jews and here’s My bad muslim.

Update:  My new muslim slave paid a photo removal fee! his pics have been pulled because he got all freaked out and paid to get them down. 🙂
grandpa freakpie, get your prehistoric scrawny ass out of bed at the crack of dawn and get to FedEx to overnight ME that $600. Understood??

Oh check out our Mexican ceramic frame.  We did it together.  You paint and glaze and fire it up.  We thought oh how fun and romantic, we will make a little Frame of Love.  We will stick one of our adorable vacation photos in it! 30minutes of goofy ceramics.aww how cute and fun!  Yeah right! We slaved away on this thing for over 2hours in the blazing sun without a single margarita!!  Once we started we were determined to finish the Pottery of Woe.  Here it is, in all it’s glory.

 We are back home. BUMMER!!  I’m IMMEDIATELY expecting BIG tributes towards MY next vacation!!  Email Me if you want to fund/partially fund Our next vacation! 

 Yay! What a week we had!

Ok. I will be available for phone calls tomorrow if you have MY cell.  I won’t actually be at MY home until monday.  But I will be online sunday. Email Me if you want to do a phone call AFTER making a hefty tribute.

Oh I absolutely LOVED wearing that copper bikini and got so many compliments on it.  I want a shitload of Ritchie bikinis.  Someone get this one!  I want the modern bottom and the  fashion halter top.  Contact Me for shipping and size info.

Wow it’s hot!  I’m kinda burnt, but we are already trying to decide when we will be taking our next Olivia vacation!  My girlfriend isn’t feeling so great tonight, so we are in our room hanging out tonight, but we will be back in the sun tomorrow!

Everybody in our large group from Columbus are having a great time!  This is an all lesbian resort. This time there are a quite a lot more Hot Women and a larger younger crowd.  Woohooo!!!  Anyway, keep sending your cash, you suckers!  Know that Me and MY Girl are having so much fun and you fuckjobs paid for it all! HAHA! 

I know you are all missing ME terribly..now don’t go off and slit your wrists while I’m away..well unless your doomed brit or your credit cards are maxed out.

Alrighty,  WE are leaving early tomorrow for vacation!!  We will be back May 17th.  Spend your time without Me wisely  — staring at MY beautiful photos, praying to MY image, and clicking MY tribute buttons on a daily basis!  Stare, click, pay!

$1,000 from the minion who has been awol for quite awhile.  $300 from slave4curls, who also had been trying to escape MY charms, $400 from sharon the slave girl, $500 from twinkie, $150 from pedro, $250 from terrance and a slew of boring $50-100 donations which I haven’t the time or motivation to list. 

I’m not sure as to what the Internet situation is on the resort, but I will have MY cell phone and should be able to check MY emails and text messages if I so feel inclined.  I really don’t see MYself spending much time online, but I might log in occasionally.  I’m going to have a ball!!  Goodbye little worshippers!   When you feel, lost, sad and alone..and without ME..you TRULY are COMPLETELY ALONE..just stare at MY newest photos, picture ME laughing and smiling and enjoying MYself on the beach, tan, radiant and happy.. then think how much you need to spoil Me.to be part of MY happy world, to be something that matters..MINE.

Now grab your credit card.and give ME what rightly already belongs to ME.  EVERYTHING you have.

Looky, MY Mystic spray tan. In a few days, I’ll have a real one!  Oh I can’t remember who got Me this sundress, but I love it!  It fits to perfection.  If I remember right, it was 75% off and cheap as hell but it’s SO cute!

Isn’t this a cute little toe ring?  toiletbrush got it.

I created a little freebie page featuring a few photos of MY adorable tootsies.  you foot spazzes are gonna be sooo screwed!

Lots of prezzies and cash tributes and several boys who have been trying to stay away have come out from their hiding places! hahahaha!  Pretty fucking predictable.  I knew MY smashingly gorgeous photos would bring you fuckers to ME in flocks.  Reach for those wallets, pull out those pockets, and prepared to be financially ass-raped, suckas!  I’ll try to take some photos of MY prezzies and list donations tonight or tomorrow hopefully. It will all depend on how much of MY packing I manage to finish tonight.

hahahahaha!