hairlip is going to pay for My entire KeyWest vacation. Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaay! he sent another $300 towards Keywest just now. he also did some shopping at MY amazon wishlist and got ME Worship suntan lotion, a pair of Ed Hardy sunglasses and a groovy tee. the ukranian sent $400. More boxes showed up today! I still need to open some of them. K We’re going out tonight. So don’t bug Me this evening — just send cash!
Smootches!..sha’right! Sucker punches to the nads!
your DIVINE PRINCESS FOREVER
Added a few gifts to MY slideshow. I got a big box of stuff from Versatile fashions. Everything but the shoes came, simon! Look how pretty the corset is! I’m waiting on a replacement part on MY bed for the guestroom. I’ll take a photo of the bed after it arrives. I’m doing that room in green, chocolate and some sky blue. Can’t wait to see it entirely done. toiletbrush, those tshirts NEVER came!! How about MY bathroom decor??? Is that order going to come through?? I’m so SICK of your fucked up orders you sack of donkey shit!! you are SO going on a cash only schedule, if I ever get the stomach to talk to you again! you should be fucking ASHAMED of yourself. doomed brit. I know you get paid tomorrow. Send ME $300 you fucking freak.
Shit! Pride is next weekend!
heehee Last night simon sent Me $500 and I hadn’t even noticed that he had sent another $300 until right now. Hopefully simon, you now see the senselessness of bingeing and purging and just accept the fact that your paychecks belong to Me on a regular basis..forever and ever. I will leave you enough to live like a pauper and get by just so that you can wake up every day and go to work and earn Me more cash. It’s so much simpler MY way. No fretting, no stewing..no thinking, no decision making. No guilt. I make the decisions, you just obey.
The cheeseking, the cheeseman the cheesabator sent $400. Hurray for him! Give him a wheat cracker.
Princess fan, you just earned a penalty item for taking too long. I expect 3 items bought PRONTO or I will continue to ignore your ass.
fatmacsent payment for Me and MY girlfriend’s pedicures and Veronica another $100. I will try to get time for an appointment next week, fatty and if you are a goodboy we will send you a picture of our polished tootsies.
fagarina get your fag ass online because it’s time to pick out your next outfit! uncle pigfucker do come out and play tonight. How about you bring your camera??
hairlip have you been paid again yet??
So what do you think about this diamond ring? It’s the exchange for the last one I took a picture of and it’s even bigger! It just showed up today. That’s a lot of bling! It certainly twinkles. It’s hard shopping for rings on the internet though. I can’t decide if I like the shape of this one either.
*removed photos of MY big diamond ring! and bracelet. Will put in gift gallery.
Oh hairlip, here’s a picture of Me wearing your bracelet.
I’ve had a hectic week with a lot of running. I’ll check back in later!!
uncle pigfucker just sent $1,000. Oh come on..we both know you can do better than that. That’s NO way to satisfy a Woman! divorcee sent another $200, pedro sent $200 and a few things have disappeared off MY amazon wishlist including a ceiling fan, art, Blondie tshirt, star necklace, pet carrier and candles. That’s all fine and dandy but where’s My riding lawn-mower ,bitches? Oh yeah, and I snatched $100 out of jew piggy’s account. you owe ME another $300 you fucking sphincter!! I would have taken it, but being the loser you are, your checking account was empty!
Update: Oh yeah. I totally need more mascara. Somebody get 2 things of YSL Mascara in High Density Black. Pronto!
Ok..most of you are crusty old men..and what do all crusty old men have besides bad breath? SEARS cards!!! If you have a Sears card contact Me ASAP because I want a riding lawn mower!
Here are some more high priority items.
S-shelf for MY guest room Really want this asap!
Little modern lamp for guest room
Art for guest room left and center slate
Here’s a cheapie gift..get this diffuser in “pineapple and ginger“.
There is tons of stuff added to MY amazon wishlist. I am especially interested in one of the ceiling fans and the Nova light.
Shipping address: Sierra Horizons 1933 E. Dublin Granville Rd #104, Columbus OH 43229
latex lover was jealous that vintage furfreak got Me a diamond ring, so he decided he needed to send ME a bigger better one. Here it is.
I still need to decide if really like it all the way or if I want to exchange it for another one. I think I kinda like rings that are more round shaped. This one is kinda square with the 3 diamonds .one large in the center and two smaller on either side. I think this one might look a bit too marriage-y. I have to look at it for a few days. I need it resized too. I guess I officially wear a 6 on MY ring fingers and a 6.5 on My middle finger. I still have a few rings on MY amazon wishlist that are available for purchase, boys.
tim took ME on a little shopping spree. We got some $200 candle holders for MY bedroom, some stuff to decorate MY guest room and living and room some gorgeous wall art. I think his total was around $800. Can’t wait until the stuff gets here! amsterdam ham sent $600. toiletbrush bought Me some awesome tshirts and will be doing MUCH more shopping for ME tonight!
I’ve been keeping very busy lately. I will available to do calls all night. Better email ME and book your time for before other slaves do! Oh the prices went down on MY flight to Key West. Think I will book it tonight.
Ciao!
If you call Me and get a strange generic voicemail message, don’t stress. I changed some services on MY phone and they seemed to have fucked MY voicemail up. I’ll try to get it fixed tomorrow.
simon quietly coughed up another $300 without notifying Me. hahahaha! Keep it coming, ya stooge! you’re on a roll! hairlip was seduced into sending Me $500. I so have him wound around MY little pinky now. 🙂
OMG I did so much internet shopping with tim! Since the new platform bed arrived, I am focusing on finishing up decorating the guestroom the bathroom. I’ll be adding tons of stuff for these projects.
So anyway, I’ll go through the receipts and share some of MY shopping spoils tomorrow. Expensive art, diamonds and tons more! Got a headache tonight. Going to sleep. Tell ya all about it manana. Toodles!