heehee! I just got $900 from western union man, a blowdryer and tshirt from fatmac, $100 moneybookers from some german, $100 from screwy louey, $100 from a new guy and $400 from terrance.  $150 target gift card, $100 cash and 2 $75 sweaters.

Now that I’m unpacked, I think it’s time for Me to start concentrating on work-outs and eating healthy again, MY remodeling and redecorating projects and of course SHOPPPPPPPing!

Took a self portrait bathroom picture to show you all My tan. It’s not super dark, but it’s some color!

Princess speaks and wormboys listen! amsterdam ham has already purchased ME another another Canon PowerShot SD500. I’m not going to worry about getting the other one fixed. They said it would probably cost over 175$. Mighta well just get a new one at that price. I really love this camera, but it broke in only 9 months. I won’t be taking this one to the beach again.

I’m baaaaack! Taking names and maxing cards. Well I’m a bit disappointed in the amount of tributes I have received while I was on vacation. $200 from screwy louey, $500 from vintage furfreak, $500 from deadman dan, $200 from twinkie and $100 from some guy named robert. Oh yeah and I received a $200 money order in the mail. you, FUCKS SUCK!! you fucking slackers! I shouldn’t have to babysit you pathetic sluts! I should have gotten at least 3 times that much while I was away enjoying MYself! Heads are going to roll, bitches!

Ok.so I’m back but I’m not too bummed because I know I will be back somewhere tropical for a week in just 6 months. I demand full compensation for My May vacation!

Princess fan: Is that leather dress coming?? When will it arrive??

Fuuuck going through MY voicemail and there are like 140 messages. Why the fuck would so many of you morons call when you KNOW I’m not here? What a bunch of fucktards!

Oh this is the camera that got fucked up. I want another one! Someone run like the wind and buy it for Me!
Oh and if you are the person who bought this for ME. “jimmikins” send ME the receipt or whatever you got from amazon. I might try getting this one repaired if I can get a hold of proof of purchase. Looks like it was bought in march or april 2007. If you purchased that camera for Me..email Me asap. I loved that camera!

Oh look at the shit I got emailed to ME! hahahaha!

Click for the Uncensored version!

Remember that “fire ant” guy? Well, look what he’s been up to! WHERE DA FUCK do you fuckers come up with stupid shit? hahahahaha! We were in the airport when this flashed across MY cellphone. We were laughing so hard, you don’t understand. hahahaha!
F R E A K S!!!

Update: It’s the 17th now.vacation is almost over. I’ll be around on monday and ready to get back to wallet raping and destroying psyches. Guess what!? We just booked for our next vacation in May! We got a small discount ($200 off each person) if we paid for it while we were here. I am SOOOOOO only doing all-lesbian vacations from now on. This has been awesome! Hopefully, there’s more hotter, younger Women next time. We also want to go to the Turks and Caicos vacation in November 2008..so start saving up for that, boys. This place even has gift certificates.

Sand was too dark and the water wasn’t as blue as I hoped for. 🙁 Dropped My Canon PowerShot in the sand on the third day and now the zoom lense is stuck and the monitor is giving Me an error 18 and have had to take camera phone pics for half of the vacation. Oh yeh, and they broke the zipper on one of suitcases, which is stressing Me out. Besides this, we really enjoyed ourselves. We ate waaaay too much, met a lot of new friends, totally relaxed and both got tans (well MY face is pretty much just burnt)! I love MY vacations and you bottom dwellers are going to continue to provide ME and MY girl with as many as I want!

At the Pool

On the Beach

Lots of old lesbians
My face is FRIED! It’ sooo hot here. Having a blast but the drinks are too sweet and the Women are all butch! We are off to breakfast and I think we are going to go to swim with the dolphins in this small private group today and do some Sunset Cruise thang. I’ll update again!
ta!!

PAY WHILE I PLAY!!!

Make a donation while PRINCESS is on vacation!

Goodbye, My little goobs! Maybe I’ll sendya a text or something. 😉 Should be back home the 18th.

Update: Just got another $200 from screwy louey. Keep up the good work louey! I’ll take another. Boy, you have SURE been addicted lately. hahahahaha Remember louey, if something happens to your sick wife..I’ll be there..yes, Princess will be there to pick up the pieces.. and scatter them in a hundred directions. Yes My fat fuzzy pet, I’ll be there to kick you while you’re down. *giggle*

Oh to whiskey dick and shitpig..if you tried to call back last night, it seems that MY landline went down for a few hours. I wasn’t ignoring you..not that it would matter if I did. Anyway, you can try calling back tonight.

$100 amazon gc from some dude named andy

grandpa freakpie got his credit card paid down a bit and just sent $1,010.00 not including the $300 cash he sent! Yowza!

gramps fed-ex’ed cash

Update: just got $300 from the DRUNKIEST drunk loser I have EVER spoken to. This fucker was SOUSED. I am naming this one whiskey dick if he sticks around. he pretty much sucked though because I really couldn’t understand a word he was saying between his british accent and completely SLURRED, nonsensical speech..but I did manage to get his credit card info. heehee

Update: Just got $400 from shitpig. hahaha!

I just got $500 from western union man. he hasn’t really been paying with western union for awhile. I think I might rename him wife’s credit card guy cuz he just put that $500 on her card. looooser!

grandpa freakpie sent $300 cash fed-ex. I have the tracking # and it should arrive tomorrow morning!

twinkie got a few books off My amazon wishlist. Oh yeah and MY stainless steel range showed up today. yawn.Im tired. I’ll update later tonight.

Screenshot showing m-robot’s, shitpig and whiskey dick’s donations.

Screenshot of western union man’s $501 tribute.

Update:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA like an hour after I posted the words “m-robot activate” m-robot yahoo’d ME and sent $300. Yes mrbot must follow his programming. It’s so fun to play with his tiny, squishy robo-brain. I literally laugh out loud everytime I talk to mrobot.

mrobot: mrobot is activated, is paying now
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahahahahhhahahahahahah
mrobo: mrobot hears and obeys
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: 300
mrobot: mrobot was paying 200
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: mrobot will pay 300
mrobot: is trying 300
mrobot: it is done my GOD
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: what link did mrobot use?
mrobot: the link you specified before in my programming
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes that is the one. your programming is very thorough
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahhahahahha
mrobot: also begs for new photo..do you have any more of new shower ones..begs GOD, for something to cheer me up in my tiny cage, nothing but darkness all around me
You have sent 1 photo to mrobot.
skinnyfacetwo.jpg
mrobot: omg..ohh wow..thank you so much my GOD
mrobot: you are soooooo stunning
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: this is almost like the other but MY lips are closed more
You have sent 1 photo to mrobot.
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mrobot: my GOD, just just get more and more gorgeous
mrobot: its like your leaning over my cage, staring into the bars
mrobot: right up close
mrobot: makes me feel even smaller, even more trapped
mrobot: please let me out of the cage..so scary..i dont like the darkness alll around
You have sent 1 photo to mrobot.
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mrobot: wow..thats the best one…just pure beauty
mrobot: it cant be fair on rest of world that such beauty can have such power
mrobot: the ability to create robots
mrobot: complete control
mrobot: you should create army, take over america
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahhahha trillions of mrobots
mrobot: yes, you ultimate rular
mrobot: and click of your finger and drones available for your use
mrobot: please, please let me out of my cage GOD..so scary..i dont like the darkness all around, you staring in through bars
mrobot: i cant see anything outside the cage
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you dont need to worry about what goes on outside your cage
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: that is a world you no longer belong in
mrobot: but, but
mrobot: i must do?????
mrobot: omg
mrobot: please, no..
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: the world is dead to mrobot
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: his entire world is in his dark cage.and the green light of his computer monitor
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: he only sees himself through the reflection of MY perfect eyes
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: otherwise he does NOT exist
mrobot: your eyes are so perfect, cant stop staring
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: life… MROBOT DOES NOT COMPUTE. marriage.. MROBOT DOES NOT COMPUTE freewill… MROBOT DOES NOT COMPUTE
mrobot: please..nooo
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you are like a sims-slave..you only exist in the world I made for you
mrobot: i can feel the world around me
mrobot: its like i can touch it
mrobot: it seems real
mrobot: but it cant be
mrobot: its only in my cage
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: no there is no life.those are only phantom noises from your past life
mrobot: mrobot seems himself reflected in GOD deep deep blue eyes
mrobot: can feel GODs hold over him
mrobot: BUT i must exist outside this world GOD creeated surely
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: not anymore
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you have been assimilated
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you are like the borg
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: once human..but no longer
mrobot: omg

m-robot ACTIVATE!!

vintage furfreak just sent Me $500 for spending cash for vacation!
An anonymous $300 came in, $100 from ali mcloser, 3 piece bathing suit, a pair of board shorts and a cover-up from fatmac, and also 2 clinique quickliners and a pair of shorts from vintage furfreak. Oh and some new guy named kurt bought some items off Stevie’s wishlist.

Hello to My admiring masses. Phew..long weekend!

Let’s see. I am so stoked about vacation! It’s almost here. Buh-bye on friday! I’ll be leaving this page linked in a very prominent place for you bozos. I expect chubby donations EVERY day that I am in paradise!!! Not only do you pay for MY vacations you must pay ME TO vacation. teehee Like I mentioned before, this will be a very cool vacation because it’s all lesbian.no men..no kids.no annoyances!
My cute passport pic.

I friggin spent the weekend at MY girlfriend’s and forgot all about that MY range was going to be delivered on monday at 8.am. so I had to reschedule for wednesday. I knew I’d forget something like that this week! I did manage to squeeze in 2 visits to the fake-N-bake and I think I’m gonna do a session of spray tan tonight and maybe the day before I leave. I’m so gonna burn. 🙁 We bought a shitload of different levels of sun block. Creams, foams, sprays.we have it all. Me and sunshine don’t come in contact all that much.

I should be home tonight and available for calls. I noticed that I missed dozens of calls this weekend. Sooo sad for you.

Ok.I still have last minute vacation shopping for you boys to do.so I will be scavenging the net for some more shit today. If I make you shop for vacation stuff everything must be shipped OVERNIGHT!