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Christmas shopping

Christmas shopping

Update:
*********THIS AWESOME PICTURE OF ME IN THE HOTEL MIRROR HAS BEEN MOVED UP SEVERAL POST SO THAT MY READERS COULD LONGER ENJOY MY IMMENSE BEAUTY******************

Picture of ME this morning all pony-tailed and casual. “Cheese, bitches!” Yeh, it’s a hotel bathroom.  Some of you boys know I’ve been traveling for a few days. Not a good time to fly.  Lost our luggage the first day.  Of course it was easy to fill out the luggage claim report on My pink and fabulous suitcases.  All 3 suitcases were delivered the next day, but it’s never fun using that crappy hotel conditioner in MY hair.  Behold our “product”.  I’m sure the maid loves us. What the hell was she doing with all those little towels under our stuff?   Yep, that’s the blow dryer you bought Me ,fatmac.

Anyway, this is more business than pleasure.so I’ll be online and forwarding MY calls to the different places I stay.  I’ll be answering all MY emails. Oh today I’m going to play guineapig grandpa. We’re going to see how many straight pens he can stick in his nutsacks. Find out if wasabi hurts more than jalepeno sauce when pored down a prickhole. he also has a wood burning tool that heats up to 1050 degrees F. It gets so hot he can sauter things with it. We’re going to see if he can write My intials in his weathered old flesh.

Update: lou-zer otherwise known as screwy louey already got the vacuum.  There’s one less thing on My xmas shopping list.  I hate going to the crowded mall, I hate holiday shopping and I hate getting out in this weather to spend MY cash on other people.  That’s why all of you are going to be MY personal shoppers.  HoHoHo you lucky holly-jolly fucks!  lottalip got the Mimosa floor lamp off MY amazon wishlist.  Hurray!!   $100 from some new guy from ireland.  I really have a hard time understanding irish guys on the phone, they sound like they are chewing a sock.  $300 from stewey.

Can you guys see the VS wishlist?  I can see it when I click it, but I’m receiving some reports that it doesn’t show up on aol browsers?  Umm.. I’m not sure ,but try cutting and pasting it in your browser to see it, for some reason clicking it doesn’t seem to work.but cutting and pasting it does.  Strange.  If you still can’t see it, drop Me an email and I’ll send you an invite to it.

Wanna Do Some Christmas shopping for ME?

Here’s My Victorias Secret wishlist.  The large size items are for ME and the Medium is for My GF.  It looks like its the same item over and over but the panties are all in different colors and designs.

Vacuumfulfilled! I have one of these and love it.  Want to give it to a friend.

Hottopic giftcertificates for a teenage girl in the family. $100 should do it.  EDIT Make it $200

the cat fountain thingie off MY amazon wishlist for a friend. Playstation 3 fulfilled! also near the top of My amazon wishlist for Me! I’ll be adding more stuff soon as I find all the links.

APPLY for A Gas Card and make Me an authorized user then  send Me the card.  Well the guy who has been paying for My gascard for like ummm..3 years or some shit, stopped his card the other day. 🙁  Boo Hiss. FUCKER!! Actually I think last year I told him he could quit it december 2007 when he was bitching about the big expense..but ya know, I really didn’t mean it.   I’m going to call him and see if I can get him to get it re-opened, but in the meantime, I’m going to need another gas card PRONTO! It’s so sad having to buy gas when I haven’t bought it for 3 years!!!  Exxon is MY favorite, but I will settle for Shell too. Hop to it! This is a marvelous Xmas gift for your PRINCESS.

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Happy Day!

Happy Day!

Update:  twinkie sent $300 and promises more to come next week. 

It’s totally freezing but I’m staying in and cozy all day long and I’m not leaving the house for anything today. I’ll just work out in MY home-gym.   My addicted admirers, My dotings fans and the envying have-nots  will not be surprised to find out that cash and prizes continue to flow copiously today.  $200 from shitpig, $300 from lou-zer,  framed art purchased off MY amazon wishlist from Princess fan, canvas art purchased off MY amazon wishlist from latex lover.  The day is young and I’m sure lots more fun, surprises and $$$$ await ME!  Oh yes and I’m picking out a new stainless steel dishwasher which will be paid with gift cards from latex lover’s Sears card. Yowwwweee!

grandpa freakpie’s $500 cash is here!

Rock On, Princess Sierra. Rock On! 

K whatcha think? Paint better than before?  I’ll be busy redoing this room this weekend.

  
Yay some LWord goodies from fatmac!

 

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western union gets financially boned YET again!!

western union gets financially boned YET again!!

Update: December 5th. Don’t feel like making an entire new entry.

Yay! MY girlygirl Diane Von Furstenberg luggage is here and I HEART it!! Here they are Princess fan. The wall won’t be that color tomorrow. It’s gonna be a color called “rattan”. Anyway I Love love love this luggage. It’s reeeeally nice.

fagarina sent another $200 through paypal, sissy tommikins paid $300 and some asshole sent a pathetic $50 amazon GC. grandpa freakpie fed-ex’ed $500 cash and it should be here tomorrow. Grandpa has sent Me all his grocery money. he doesn’t have one dime left until he gets his next social security check. In the spirit of Christmas, I decided to send grandpa food..ya know the old cast-off shit I found at the back of My pantry, because ya know..if he starves then I won’t get his next social security check. This is what I got in the Feed Freakpie box so far. A bunch of ancient yucky Jenny Craig shit that I couldn’t stomach to eat, including 4 little packs of oat breakfast cereal, 6 meals that you don’t have to refrigerate–turkey chili, 2 swedish meatballs and noodles (GROSS!), Southwestern style chicken and rice (Gag!), 2 sweet and sour chickens (BARF!). Some reduce carb pasta which is probably 2 years old, Flakes N Fiber with Oat Cereal Expiration 2.12.06, a box of cream of wheat cereal expiration 12.3.1997!!!!!!, 2 cans of green beans, can of italian wedding soup, 3 boxes of gross nutritional bars, some nasty tasting low calorie microwave popcorn, 3 boxes of sugarfree jello, Chef Boyardee ravioli.(I don’t know how the hell that got in MY pantry), can of vegetarian vegetable soup, black bean soup, some disgusting looking marinated mushrooms champignons and a can of chicken which must be like 10 years old. That should keep him fed for a few weeks. I don’t know how a 10 year old box of Cream of Wheat found it’s way to MY pantry. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten that stuff in MY life. Anyway good eats for an ancient old man without 2 nickles to rub together. hahahaha!

western union man just sent $900!!
Wanna see?

Another $100 from the visa gift card guy. This guy has like piggy Tourette’s or something..out of the blue he loudly blurts “cha ching bling bling oink oink!” I don’t know which Dominatrix taught him to say that shit.but it’s a damned riot. What the hell? hahahaha

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Quick Goody Update

Quick Goody Update

Update: 12.4.07 1 a.m.
Stevie just emailed this one to Me.

Doesn’t it make you just want to SHOP until you POP for US??

Update: Just got $300 from roger

lotsalip got MY kitchen chandelier. Yay kewl beans!!!! lotsalip drop Me an Email I need to discuss the shipping and stuff with you. $200 from amsterdam ham who called yammering and groveling in his broken english about seeing MY latest photographs. I also received $50 Visa gift card from a brand new guy he gave Me the card # and I ran it through a merchant account.  $150 amazon gift certificates from a david who I haven’t heard from for a long time, fagarina is sending $200 cash in the mail today. twinkie did about $250 of shopping for Me and smalldick SD made a $200 donation. 

recieved $300 Nordstroms GC for Her Bday and is very happy about that.

Oh I accept moneybookers now.

M-ROBOT ACTIVATE!

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deadman dan 5 years of abuse = One lucky S.O.B.

deadman dan 5 years of abuse = One lucky S.O.B.

Update again:

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you’re screwed.

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Update: jackoff judas sent another $200 just as I commanded. This brings his total to $300.

I just got $800 from deadman dan! Febuary will be his 5 year anniversary. It’s a slippery slope isn’t it, dannyboy??

I see lotsalip came out from hiding and got a few things. About time..why don’t you go hit it again and get that green kitchen chandelier, or the mimosa lamp or maybe that orange fission framed art poster??

Princess fan also got Me MY Yves St Laurent mascara and a cheese cutter thingie from My amazon wishlist.

jackoff judas just sent a piddly $100 donation. Really.I know you can do at least $200 more. If you were here, I’d bitch-slap you for this small gift. Stare into MY painfully perfect eyes, turn around and make another donation.

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Giving Christmas to Princess

Giving Christmas to Princess

Update: My suitcases are definitely coming, he sent the tracking #! he got the 21 and the 26.
Isn’t My luggage adorable?
Lucky fuckers! Here’s another pretty face shot.
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I’m sorta digging MY fleeting tan .so here’s another one. OMG can we say “GOOD HAIR DAY!” ? Look at those perfect little curlies. Of course, it does that when I had nowhere to go today but spinning. It would be nice if those curls would POP like that Friday and Saturday night too!

Today we are going to discuss how each of you are going to give CHRISTMAS to Princess. Not only are you GIVING Me Christmas, you will be handing ME over your Christmas, your children’s Christmas, and your wife’s Christmas. You will be giving your FAMILY’s Christmas to PRINCESS. Let’s face it. Kids these days are friggin brats. Ipods, Wii’s, laptops,Guitar Hero, Cellphones, Xbox’s Gadgets and Gidgets are totally stunting your little herd’s brains. your kids don’t read. They don’t play an instrument and truthfully, are any of them especially gifted in ANYTHING? Oh yeah, little johnnie can text 200words a minute with one hand.. That doesn’t count as gifted and talented. you’ve made your children fat and stupid. Do your un-extraordinary litter a favor and buy each one of them the gift of learning. A book. For less than $15 you can help your child expand his/her mind, celebrate Christmas, and save your Christmas cash for the REAL meaning of Christmas. PRINCESS!!! Not only are books inexpensive, they are easy to wrap. Now with all the money you saved buying your offspring a book and a candycane for Christmas, you can invest that Christmas cash in PRINCESS. Fill those stockings with left-over halloween candycorn and crossword puzzle books and you’re good to go. Quite honestly all the junk you buy your brats is setting them back– making them less self sufficient, killing their creativity, turning their brain into jelly, making your kids X-box zombies. Give your MONEY TO PRINCESS. Do it for the CHILDREN!!!

I expect each one of you to email Me with the estimated date of arrival and dollar amount of this year’s Christmas bonus. you don’t even have to cash the sucker..just sign it over to SIERRA HORIZONS and fed-ex it to Me the same day.

Are you single? Instead of wasting finances traveling to visit family and exchanging gifts. Stay home. Sit in front of your computer on christmas night staring at your favorite photo of PRINCESS SIERRA. Perhaps if you want to be especially festive you can photo copy a bunch pictures of My divine face. Cut them into little circles, fashion little ornaments out of them and decorate a tinky little Christmas tree with them. Then you can sit at home in your favorite red panties, with a cup of piss-eggnog and think of MOI. It’s best to spend the holidays with the ones you love..and I should be the ONLY ONE you love. If by chance friends and relatives do give you gifs RETURN THEM ALL to the store they were purchased at or sell them on ebay and give Me all the proceeds.

Christmas is the time for giving..giving it all to PRINCESS.

tally for the last few days $650 from sharon’s husband, $150 from western union man, $150 anonymous, $500 from the ukraine, $200 from the cheesedick the cheeseking. $75 anonymous. Also Princess fan bought 2 designer suitcases for Me.but I am not really counting them all the way until I get the tracking # on them. HURRY the fuck up and send that tracking # you piece of shit!

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tittyboy’s never-ending humiliation

tittyboy's never-ending humiliation

Oh friggin EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (Warning: tittyboy’s action pics are not safe to view from work or on a weak stomach!)

tittyboy slutted it up on his webcam. Guy was in and out of there in like 15 minutes.

Omg I have this drunk french guy on his webcam spilling paint on his carpet. he just sent Me $600 to make him dump orange paint on his new carpet. hahaha Fucking Riot! I keep thinking I have seen it all..and then some new lamebrain pops up with some hairbrain idea. hahahaha! WTF is wrong with you men? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Thanksgiving weekend is over and it’s back to normal again. Oh and back to My redecorating rampage! Picking out paint for the den tomorrow. I think I know what colors I am going with finally. I still need to decide on a new coffee table for the den and I think I am going to put in new tile around the wood stove. I bought new curtains, throw pillows and some trinkets for the den this weekend. Bought these MYself because it’s too hard to match color and texture on the internet.

Put the christmas tree up.this year it’s all done in silver and purple.


Really..can My nose get anymore perfect??

Oh I have some new items I want immediately, including some new luggage. Anyway, I need new luggage because it seems that every time I fly internationally the dumbfucks who search My luggage break MY zippers and I will be needing new luggage for MY upcoming travels.

Will be working on updating wishlists tonight. Prepare for some hardcore shopping, boys.

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